扑克脸（2023）

Poker Face S01E04

Part 1 Feb. 19, 2023, 9:50 p.m.

VAN/LLA BEAN
你一生会遇到一次
Once in your life you find her*
那个让你心动的人
*Someone that turns your heart around*
让你恨不得把小镇
*And next thing you know you're closing*
立刻封锁
* Down the town*
一觉醒来这感觉还在
*Wake up and it's still with you*
即使你已丢下她
Even though you Ieft her way cross town
独自徘徊
*Wondering to yourself*
思索着我发现了什么
”Hey, what'veIfound? "*
你被困在了月亮
When you get caught between the moon*
和纽约之间
And New York City*
pRE 我知道这有多疯狂想
Iknow it's crazy*
PREI 但这是真的
But it's true*
你被困在月亮和纽约之间时
If you get caught between the moon and New York City*
只适合做一件事
*The best that you can do*
只适合做一件事
*The best that you can do*
就是坠入爱河
*Is fall in love*
嘿茹比阿茹
Hey, Ruby. Rubel
是我知道迈克
Yeah, I know, Mike.
《订书机脑袋》（愚蠢的人）
Staplehead.
你的歌♥ 你当年大热的歌♥对吧
Your hit. That was your hit, yeah?
是的
This was it.
声音调大点
Mike: Fucking turn it up!
真的不用好嘛
Ruby: You don't have to, alright.
荣耀至死乐队
Mike: Doxxxology.
妈耶
Fuck yeah!
我买♥♥过这张CD
I had this on CD
很久以前了
Back in the day.
我女儿说我老成这样还听摇滚
My daughter tells me I'm too old to rock
我让她滚蛋
but I say bullshit.
我跟茹比·如囚是同事
I work with Ruby Ruin!
你真牛女士
Respect you, lady.
维克多嘿
Hey, Victor. Hey.
NDI P1F3 又该巡演了
Tour time again.
7P1F3 你想去路上工作几周吗
You interested in some roadie work for a few weeks?
7P1F3 负责展台促销
Man the merch table?
7P1h3 不想抱歉
No. Sorry.
7P1h3 茹比休息室
Man: Ruby, you have a visitor
7P1Fp 有人找
in the break room.
嘿你是鼓手对吧
Hey. Uh, drummer, right?
感谢前来应聘
Thanks for answering the ad.
我是茹比
I'm Ruby.
你还真是
Yes, you are.
这也太不可思议了我是加文
This is ama- I'm Gavin.
天认识你太荣幸了
Wow. Nice to meet you.
太不可思议了天哪
This is fucking amazing, dude, I'm
好吧
Okay.
我一直是荣耀至死的死忠粉
I've just been a diehard Doxxx fan
两岁起就是你的歌♥迷
since I was, like, two years old.
我去太他妈厉害了
Dude, this is fuckin' badass.
我妈说我会拿着吸管杯
My mom said she'd catch me banging
一边听《钉书机脑袋》一边打节奏
my sippy cup to"Staplehead. "
就这样
Just aaah!
哇
Wow. Thatls 真的能 Hellolm
R0BY
我在58同到
Gavin: When I saw the listing
荣耀至死柴认
to be the drummer of Doxxxology
在招募鼓手时
on fucking Craigslist,
我真的真♥他♥妈♥的
I was just, just what, dude, fucking...
行我们周一出发巡演三周
Alright, we leave Monday, a three- week tour,
主要去酒吧和小场地
mostly bars and small venues,
但我们也会同时打磨表演
but it'll give us time to tighten up the act,
也许写几首新歌♥
maybe write a few new songs,
最后在密尔沃基的拉里亚特
cause we end the tour in Milwaukee,
结束巡演为坎卜斯开场
at the Lariat, opening for Krampus.
靠你们要为坎卜斯开场吗
Holy shit, you're opening for Krampus.
太厉害了
Yo, that's, that's badass, man.
一没错是件大事一不过
Ruby: Yeah, it's a big deal. But hey...
如果你们想给已有的专辑
if you guys are looking to freshen up
加点新意
your material at all,
我自己也创作了点东西
I do a little bit of, like, writing of my own stuff- -
你自己有乐器呜
And you got your own gear?
我有套带低音踏板的架子鼓
Yeah, I've got a TAMA kit with a double bass pedal
还有一个老式扩音器该有的都有
and a vintage amp, so everything you need.
很好不过等等
Great. But wait, no,
你要扩音器是要干嘛
what the fuck do you need an amp for?
我会在低音踏板中加上自己的和声
I blow my backing vocals through my fuzz pedal,
像这样
and it gives it like this,
松脆又黏腻的声音
this crunchy, chewy, disgusting.
好很好
Good. Fine.
行吧你入选孓
Fine. You're in. Q0BY
一我入选了－入选了
I'm in? You're in.
我靠伙计
Holy shit, dude.
我太牛了都睁眼看看
Look at me now, motherfuckers!
咱们会摇滚上天的
This is gonna rock so fucking hard.
谢谢你太感谢了
Thank you. Thank you so much.
我不会让你失望的真的
I will not let you down, I promise you.
房♥车周一出发详细信息稍后发你
Alright, RV leaves Monday. I'll send you the deets.
加文我们都是奔五的人了
Gavin, we're all in our 40s.
去他妈洗个澡
Just take a fucking bath.
洗个澡啊啊啊
Take a bath. Aaahhhh!
我没开玩笑
I'm not joking.
好的
Okay.
吃着打折的通心粉过活
* Living on discount macaroni
连快餐店的工作都找不到
*Can't even get a job with my uncle Tony*
你派打手来回收我的卡车
*You sent your goons to repo my truck*
生活怎么成了这样
*What the actual fuck*
我会弹吉他我一正经歌♥手
*I can play guitar and I'm a decent singer*
你巧取豪夺想掠去我结婚戒指
Now cut my wedding ring off my dead finger*
你说你认准了我可你是个骗子
*You say you wanna deal but you're such a phony*
你永远得不到那笔赡养费
ou're never gonna get that alimony*
艾尔艾尔天啊别唱了
AI! AI. God. Stop
太难听了
That's awful. God
离婚的事咋样了兄弟
How's the divorce going, bro?
不好
Not good.
这歌♥词是随口诌的
The lyrics are temporary.
我是想到哪儿唱到哪儿
I just slug out whatever's in my head,
我们之后可以完善
we can zhuzh it up later.
没有完善的空间你唱的就是一坨屎
There's no zhuzhing. It's a turd.
我不想完善一坨屎
I don't want to zhuzh the turd.
我们只剩三周了
We have three weeks, man.
我们得作出一首能在
We got to come up with something that's going
坎卜斯开场时唱火的歌♥
to pop at this Krampus show.
意义在哪儿
Whatls the point?
观众只想听《钉书机脑袋》
They re just gonna want to hear"Staplehead. "
意义在于我还不想躺平吃老市
The point, Eskie, is that I'm not ready
当那种怀旧表演的嘉宾埃斯基
to lay down and die as some fucking nostalgia act.
你想吗
Are you?
我刚搬回我妈家住
I just moved back in with my mom,
今年还加入了全美退休人员联盟
and I got my AARP membership this year
可谓过得相当精彩
So it's been a banner year for me.
再加上艾尔的离婚
And Al with his divorce.
不是那么顺利
It's not going well.
你觉得上个法学院就能一法学院
And you think law school is gonna Eskie: Law school?
你觉得我上得起法学院吗
You think I can afford law school?
我是读了一个在线的法硕
It's an online MSL degree.
我连变卖♥♥都承担不起
I can't even afford to sell out.
这日子太绝望了阿茹
It's desperate times, Rube.
今后余生要年复一年
Piling in this shitty van year after year
挤在这破货车里
for the rest of our lives,
在各个爱尔兰酒吧之间赶场