扑克脸（2023）

Poker Face S01E02

Part 2 Feb. 19, 2023, 9:50 p.m.

I mean, you're, you're what? You've been here
顶到头也就一个月
a month at best. tINSP JN
她跟她家里人头回搬到这里的时候
I'm the one who welcomed her here
可是我迎接的
when her family first came into town,
是我明白吗
I was the one, okay.
淡定我一比你
Chill out, man, I- - - Way before
来这儿早多了
you ever were even in this town!
我不是这意思
I didn't mean it like that, okay.
也许吓到她的人是你
You know, maybe you're the one who's creeping her out.
你跟你那个三明治
Do you ever think about that with your,
就会把她吓到
with your sandwiches,
你个变♥态♥大兵杀手
you fucking psycho killer soldier boy.
你冷静一下好吗
I think you need to calm down, alright?
闭嘴吧你要冷静的是你
No, no, no, you need to calm down!
我想说的是我明白
Hey, I'm just saying, I get it.
错没人明白
No! Nobody gets it- -
你描述的这些叫做单调乏味
What you're describing is monotony.
我在海军陆战队的时候大部分时间
Okay, when I was in the Marines, most days, all I did
我做的是干不完的文书工作清点库存
was paperwork over and over and over again, inventory.
有时候等我完工的时候他们会把它撕碎
And when I would finish, sometimes they would just shred it,
我只能从头再做一遍
and I'd have to do the whole thing all over again.
日子都过糊涂了
Days just blur together.
没人在乎你干什么你能力是什么
No one cares what you do or what you can,
你有没有创造力
your creativity.
感觉没有出头之日对不对
Feels like there's no way out, right?
像是没有未来
Like there's no future.
有时候我会想
Sometimes I think to myself
每次我修车的时候都会想要是我
whenever I fix up a car, I think like, what if I just...
爬到后备箱躲起来
climbed in the trunk and hid.
等被人发现的时候我早就跑到千里之外了
I'd get a thousand miles away before anyone noticed.
嘿总有一天你会离开这里的
Hey, you'll make it out of here someday.
是吧
Yeah.
扯淡
Bullshit.
每当我坐上来这里
Times I sit up here,
就会觉得宇宙中的好运气是有限的
I think there's a limited amount of luck in the universe.
你出生的时候就分配好了
They give it out when you're born
要不抓住了要不没有
and you either get it or you don't.
运气这词是人类创造出来
Luck is something that we created
用来理解那些无法改变的事
to make sense of the things that we can't change.
啊对对对名人先生
Right. Mr. Celebrity.
嘿嘿我是自己努力得来的
Hey. Hey. I did that.
明白吗不是我运气好是我自己争取来的
Okay? That wasn't luck. I made that happen.
我专注于自己能掌控的事情
I focused on what I could control
就比如做三明治通过抖音向全世界
like making sandwiches and spreading positivity
传播正能量
globally through my TikToks.
剩下的不过是一地鸡毛
And the rest of it is just chaos.
就比如这个
Like this. Right?
要我每天都刮一张
If I did this every single day
我就觉得早晚能中的
and I thought, man, I'm going to win.
我就离开这里开始新生活
I'm going to get out of here and start a new life,
买♥♥部新出的苹果13
get that new iPhone 13.
我要是每天都这么坚持
If I did that every single day,
那就真成了窝囊废了
I would feel like a loser.
去他妈的
Nah, fuck that, man.
我刮这个就是图一乐
I do it because it's fun, you know.
这是我能做到的事就那么一会儿
It's something I can do. It, it, it's a moment.
能看到莎拉笑颜值得了
It makes Sara smile. It's something to do.
而这会让一切变得更
And that makes it all the more.
我去
Holy shit.
怎么了
What?
我好像是中了
I think I won.
没有吧
No.
真中了
Uh, no, yeah.
多少钱
How much?
两万五
$25, 000.
我去莎拉肯定会激动死的
Holy shit, man. Sara's gonna flip.
是啊
Alright.
911 你有什么紧急情况
Operator: 911. What's your emergency?
这里是66号♥公路421号♥
I'm calling from 421, Route 66.
我好像看到有人杀人了
I think I just saw a murder.
我靠
Oh. Oh. For goddamn
草
Ah shit.
先是砰的一声然后有吱呀声
Well, first there was a pop and then a, a rattle,
就是那种一颤一颤的很不规则
but like a flutter rattle, an irregular flutter rattle.
然后我也不知道怎么回事
And then, I don't know how,
但前头蒸汽冒的挺厉害的
but a steam explosion was kind of the kicker.
我就合计着不对劲所以
I thought, that's not right. So
要这东西没被发明的话我一个字儿都听不见
Without these things turned up, I can't hear a word.
坏了
Uh, it's busted.
行吧能修吗
Charlie: Okay, can you fix it?
算上零件跟人工费
Well, with parts and labor and, you know,
能给到你最便宜的价格是
the best fair price I can offer you is, uh,
400夭元
S400
靠
Ah shit.
价格很公道了
Oh, that's a fair price.
不是这意思价格相当公道了
No, no, it's, it's shockingly honest.
招牌上都写着了
Well, it's on the sign.
是不过
Yeah, yeah, it's just, uh
靠了修好要多久
Shit. Alright, so, uh, how long will that take?
眼瞅今天就要打烊了
Well, we're closing up for the night,
要不这样
so here's what we're gonna do.
明早你八点过来
Tomorrow morning, you come by 8: 00 a. m.
把钱拿来
put a bunch of cash in my hands,
20分钟包你上路
20 minutes later, I'll have you on the road.
20分钟就行你就不能
Dude, 20 minutes. Can't you just, uh...
今晚有《顶尖主厨》不好意思啦
Well, you know, it's"Top Chef tonight. "Sorry.
《顶尖主厨》行吧
"Top Chef. "Well, God forbid.
我们这儿倒是可以帮你免费存车
Yeah, well, we can stow your car gratis.
装了监控所以应该没问题
We've got security cameras, so it'll be safe.
我叫我侄子过来把车开走杰德
Hell, I'll get my nephew to move the car. Jed!
把车开边上去
Take this car around the side.
这辆车不错
Jed: This would be a nice car
前提是你照顾好的话
if you took care of it.
嘿这附近有没有汽车旅馆之类的地方啊
Hey, man, uh, is there a motel or something around here?
以前有但烧掉了
Well, there used to be, but it burned down
So, 20 minutes down the road, 沿着路走上20分钟
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有一堆汽车旅馆
uh, there's a bunch of mσtels.
你能找到地而的
Yeah, you'll be fine.
你的车是动不了了
But your car's not going anywhere.
这样
So...
嘿介意我改良一下吗
Hey, you mind if I try something a little different
用别的奶酪酱搭配
with the cheese- sauce combo?
我一直在研究这些
Just something I've been working on.
随你
Go nuts.
谢谢
Thank you.
嘿你这儿有洗手间吗
Hey, uh, do, uh, do you have a bathroom?
是但仅限员工使用
Yeah, but it's for employees only.
但如果你经过便利店到休息站
But if you go past the minimart to the rest stop,
那有个公共卫生间
there is a public bathroom.
环境还行
It's not too gross.
今晚有流星雨靠
Meteor shower tonight、Fuckl
王八
Son of a
行知道了
Yeah. Okay. Uh- huh.
狮子座流星雨
Leonids.
好吧
Okay.
Em
g 卫生间不就干这个的嘛
That's what happens in here.
是啊
Yeah, it is.
洗衣日
Laundry day.
血染衬衫日
Bleeding through your shirt day.
Employees musl 枪伤日
retuming lo work Gunshot wound day.