伦敦生活（2016）

但是 我觉得这样人人都轻松
but I think it would be easier for everyone
-如果我能 -好的
- if I could just... - OK.
我是说 我已经定好了 都安排好了
I mean, I've done it, it's done.
周五七点半 在我家
It's this Friday at 7:30 at mine.
太好了
Great.
你是欠了多少钱啊
How behind are you?
如果是钱的问题
If it's money that you need...
我不差钱
I don't need money.
二十五镑
That'll be 25 pounds, please.
伦敦物价真高
London...
谢谢
Thanks.
那个东西居然还活着呢
Can't believe that thing's still alive.
哦 哈里怎么样了
Oh, any news on Harry?
哦 哈里怎么样了
Oh, any news on Harry?
嗯 我们和好了
Yeah, we're back together.
哦 天哪 我跟不上你们的节奏了
Oh, God, I can't keep up.
哦 天哪 我跟不上你们的节奏了
Oh, God, I can't keep up.
嗨
Hello!
哈里
Harry?
糟糕
Shit.
惊喜 惊喜 惊喜 惊喜
Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise.
-惊喜 -呃啊
- Surprise! - Argh!
呃啊
Argh!
是我 是我 是我
It's me! It's me! It's me!
你干嘛呢 我以为我要被强♥暴♥了
Why would you do that? I thought I was going to get raped!
对不起 宝贝 对不起 我以为你想要惊喜啊
I'm sorry! Baby, I'm sorry! I thought you wanted a surprise!
忍♥者惊喜
It was a ninja surprise!
哦 上帝啊 我的小心脏
Oh, my God, my heart!
我吓死啦 哦 天啊
I'm shaking so much! Oh, my God!
-哦 上帝 -哦
- Oh, my God! - Oh!
哦 上帝
Oh, my God!
没事了 你还好吧
OK. It's OK. Are you OK?
哦 天啊
Oh, my God.
你今天过得好吗
Did you have a good day?
很好 嗯 很好 谢谢 对不起
I did, yeah. Fine, thanks. I'm so sorry.
对不起 我没想到你会这么大反应
I'm sorry. I didn't think you were going to react like that.
我
I'm...
对不起 开个玩笑
I'm sorry, it was a joke.
这玩笑真不赖
It was a good joke.
上帝啊
Jesus.
我以为你会晚点才回来
I thought you'd be later.
-啊 -哦 天啊
- Argh! - Oh, my God!
哦 天哪 对不起 我得发泄出来
Oh, God, sorry! I just had to get that out!
我被吓到了 我还没缓过来呢
I'm still in shock! I'm still shaking!
太可怕了
That was horrible.
惊喜啊
It was a surprise.
我知道
I know.
谢谢
Thank you.
好了
It's fine.
我去给咱们拿点酒来
Shall I go and get us some wine?
好的
Ok.
我知道你长什么样
I know what you look like!
我知道你偷了什么东西
I know what you took!
最后一次了
That is the last time!
特别的爱给特别的
Splashed out on a special bottle for a special...
哈利
Harry?
我查看了你电脑上的历史浏览记录
I had to go into the history on my computer
本来是想找今天早晨在HM上看到的一件衣服
to find something I'd seen on the H&M website this morning and...
我没想对你指指点点 但是
I don't want to point fingers but...
肛♥交♥ 群♥交♥
...anal, gang bang,
成熟 大屌♥
mature, big cock,
小咪♥咪♥ 变♥态♥
small tits, hentai,
亚洲人 青少年
Asian, teen,
乱♥伦♥ 大屁♥股♥
MILF, big butts,
拉拉 同志
lesbian, gay,
口♥交♥ 恋物癖
facial, fetish,
颜♥射♥ 老少恋
bukake, young and old,
性♥虐♥ 粗暴 窥视狂
swallow, rough, voyeur
还有 公开场合做♥爱♥
and public.
你为什么这么性感
Why are you being so sexy?
别让我讨厌你
Don't make me hate you.
爱你已经够痛苦了
Loving you's painful enough.
好吧 抱歉
OK, sorry...
但是我真心觉得你应该记下来
...but I really think you should write that down.
我知道现在不合适说这个
I know it's not appropriate
但是我觉得你应该赶紧记下来
but I really think you should write that down.
-真的很好 -我不会记的
- It's really good... - I'm not going to write down...
不 我是认真的 你可以写歌♥什么的
No, I'm serious! For your songs and stuff.
完美 那个句子又有诗意 而且还很真实
It's perfect! It's poetic yet real.
真的
Serious.
别
Don't...
让我
...make me...
-讨厌你 -是 我知道 谢谢
- Hate you. - Yeah, I know, thank you.
爱你已经够痛苦
Loving you is painful...
我在干什么呀
What am I doing?
听着 有一位同事喜欢我
Look, there's someone at work who loves me.
嗯 她说她爱我 而我却说我们不能在一起
Well, she told me she loves me and I said we couldn't be together
因为我想知道
because I had to know.
你想一个人吗
Do you want to be alone?
你再也不会看见我了
You will never see me again.
我永远都会爱着你 但是我不能再这样下去了
I'll always love you but I just can't take it any more.
我不恨你 我只是为你惶恐
I don't hate you, I'm scared for you.
他会写下来的
He's going to write that down.
不恨你
Don't hate you...
惶恐
Scared...
我去卧室
I'm going to go pack my
打包行李了 但是 呃
things up from the bedroom again, but, erm...
我 我不会给你打扫了
I'm... I'm not going to clean.
目前还保持得很干净 所以
It's still in pretty good shape, so...
如果一会儿没看见你的话
If I don't see you after that,
再见
goodbye.
再也不见
Forever.
他会回来的
He'll be back.
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