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Everything's Gonna Be Okay S02E05

Part 2 May 16, 2021, 7:10 p.m.

I do not want a 26-year-old heterosexual man in this house.
但我们又不是
Well, it's not like we're going to do it
在草坪上做
on the lawn!
你你是在抽泣吗
Did you... Did you sniffle?
有一点一点就一点
Like a bit. A bit. Maybe a bit.
天呐你在你在哭
Oh, God. You are... You're crying.
没事拜托忽略我就好
It's fine. Please. Just ignore me.
谢谢拜托
Thank you. Please.
-好 -对
- Yeah. Okay. - Yep. Okay.
为人父母真难对吧
Parenting is like, it's hard, isn't it?
好吧酷
All right. Cool.
我来了我回来了宝贝我回来了
I'm here. I'm back, baby. I'm back!
我准备好帮忙了
I'm ready to help.
嗯
Yeah, um...
或许我们该改天听唱片
Maybe we should do the record a different day.
不就今天吧
No, today, please.
那你要保证做个乖孩子
If you promise to be a big boy
不再哭了
and not cry around it again.
这是我最爱的青少年时刻
This is a formative teen moment for me
我想好好享受
and I'd really like to enjoy it.
好明白
Yeah. Okay, understood.
你介意我坐这里吗
Um, do you mind if I sit here?
我不会打断你们
I-I won't interrupt.
我们很乐意你坐在那里
Uh, we would love it if you sat there,
你也大可以打断我们
and you're very welcome to interrupt.
你们在干什么
What are you doing?
我们要听奥斯卡的真心了
Uh, we're gonna listen to the sound of Oscar's heart.
天呐他来了
Oh, God, he's here.
-你好伊恩 -你在干什么
- Hello, Ian. - Hey, what are you doing?
这感觉太突然了
This all feels very sudden.
对我们十分钟前刚告诉你们
Yes, we only told you 10 minutes ago.
-各位 -嗨
- People. - Hi.
这是我的家人
This is my family.
-这是我女友 -你好家人
- This is my girlfriend. - Hey, family.
女友吗
Girlfriend?
伊恩我是德雅
Hi, Ian. I'm Drea.
玛蒂尔达是我认真交往的女友
Matilda's very serious girlfriend.
我不会加入你们的性生活
I won't be involved sexually.
德雅和我是无性♥爱♥伴侣
Drea and I are in a non-sexual partnership.
酷非常前卫
Cool, very progressive.
你好我是吉妮芙
Hi, I'm Genevieve.
你好吉妮芙
Hi, Genevieve.
我知道没关系你不用跟我说话
Yeah, I know, it's okay, you don't need to talk to me.
好吧
Okay.
-这是干什么的 -擦擦干净
- What's that for? - It's to wipe it down.
好
Okay.
尼古拉斯是从澳大利亚来的
Nicholas is all the way from Australia,
不如你跟他说说澳大利亚吧
Why don't you tell him about Australia?
-真的吗 -对
- Oh, you are? - Yeah.
我就觉得你有点口音
I knew I heard something in your accent,
-但我又想... -他只是个基佬吗
- then I just thought, uh-- - He's just gay?
不是
Uh, no.
酷
Cool.
我看到你带酒了
Oh, I see you brought wine.
你想让我给你和尼古拉里倒一杯酒吗
Do you want me to pour you and Nicholas a glass?
我不我不知道
I don't... I don't know.
你喜欢酒吗
Do you like wine?
不我不用了
No, I'm fine.
你...特别爱...喝酒
You... love... wine.
对是的之前是的
Um, yeah, I mean, I have. Like, I did.
我之前喝过酒了其他时候
I've had wine before. Like, other times.
但是
But, like, um...
那我到底要不要倒酒
Well, do I pour the wine or not?
这是谁
And who's this?
杜克我的协助犬
Duke, my assistance dog.
它会咬人吗
Does he bite?
不从不咬人
No. Never.
你好啊
Hey, buddy.
你就是只可爱的大狗对吧
You're just a big, old boy, aren't you?
我能摸摸它吗
Can I pet him?
它现在不太舒服
He's uncomfortable right now.
你们现在可以去做了
You can go do it now.
我们得让他喝完酒
We have to let him finish his wine
否则不礼貌
or it's impolite.
他可以拿进去
He-he can take it with him.
进卧室吗我觉得不行
In the bedroom? I don't think so.
我们说好了你不会聊太多天
We agreed you wouldn't do a lot of talking.
我想做个好主人
I want to be a good host.
尼古拉斯
Nicholas...
不如你带伊恩去看你的昆虫吧
why don't you take Ian to see your insects?
这样他可以喝完酒
That way he can finish his wine
玛蒂尔达可以留在这里
and Matilda can stay here.
什么
What?
我们有一个房♥间全是昆虫
We have a whole room full of insects.
当我从你的眼中看我的家人时
When I see my family through your eyes,
我看到了亚当斯一家[怪物一家]
I see The Addams Family.
-那你是谁 -性感的妻子
- And which one are you? - The hot wife.
不不是吧
Oh, no, come on!
那是什么
What is that thing?
斯黛芬妮
Stephanie.
它在跟我对视
She's holding eye contact with me.
斯黛芬妮非常特别
Stephanie is very social.
这是加州香蕉蛞蝓
It's California banana slugs.
喂我会死在这里对吧
Yo, I'm gonna die in here, aren't I?
你给那只蜘蛛喂了多少个
Like, how many people have you fed to that spider
社交厉害的人类了
with good social skills?
不我不够有组织性无法做连环杀手
No. I'm-I'm-I'm not organized enough to serial kill.
那你...
Uh, so, are you...
不喜欢你妹妹邀请我过来吗
not cool with your sister inviting me over?
对
No.
但那时在我见到你之前得出的结论
But I came to that conclusion before I met you.
不是针对你
It's not personal.
我可以走如果你想的话
Well, I can leave if you want.
我确实希望你走
I do want you to.
但她18岁了而且
Yeah, she's 18. And...
我确实保护欲过剩
I'm, like, pretty protective.
我也知道她以为自己想要这些
And I know this is what she thinks she wants,
而且说实话很可能会让她和或德雅难过
realistically, it's probably gonna make her and/or Drea sad.
但是
But...
我觉得我想要什么不重要
I don't agree that what I want should matter.
好吧
Okay.
我们回来了
We're back.
我们能看到
We can see that.
他喝完酒了
He finished his wine.
听着我该留下吗还是
Look, should I stay or...
请留下伊恩
Please stay, Ian.
我真的很想跟你做♥爱♥
I really wanna have sex with you.
酷我也愿意留下
Cool, yeah, I'm-I'm happy to stay.
好的我先去上厕所
Okay. Let me go pee first.
你从哪里拿到这张唱片的
Where did you get this from?
一个朋友
A friend.
这张专辑真好听
It's a really pretty track.
黑胶唱片有种特殊的魅力
There's just something about vinyl,
非常浪漫
it's just so romantic.
对
Yeah.
-我准备好了 -好好的
- I'm ready. - Oh, okay. Uh, yeah.
我先洗个手
Hey, let me just wash my hands.
这很好这是个不错的开始
Well, that's nice. That's a good start.
我爱你鸭鸭
I love you, Duck Duck.
永远爱你泥泥
Forever, Muck Muck.
这感觉呕呕的