一切安好

you know, I don't wanna say that though,
我怕自己的喜欢反而帮了倒忙 我不想那样
if my approval is the kiss of death, I hated it.
你需要我帮忙你看书吗
Do you want some help with your reading?
-不用 -不用吗
- No. - No?
我真的不喜欢人们看书
I just really don't like it when people read books, man.
你身处书中世界 书中旅程
You're all in someplace, on some journey,
而我被困在这里 没有什么旅程
and I'm just stuck here in no place on no journey.
看书真自私
Reading books is self-centered.
我觉得我不需要担心
I don't think I need worry about
玛蒂尔达和德雅在一起多长时间
how much time Matilda and Drea are spending together.
友谊很好
Friendship is nice, you know.
友谊真不错
Good on friendship.
没有朋友就不能玩背靠背互相背游戏了
Can't have a piggyback without a friend.
宝贝 我只想看完这一章
Babe, I just wanna finish this chapter.
怎么 你觉得我没有章节吗
What, you think I don't got chapters?
我有章节
I've got chapters.
我有各种各样的东西
I've got all sorts of things.
我有序言
I've got a prologue,
我有目录
I've got a table of contents,
我有后记
I've got an epilogue,
我还有扉页赠言
I've got a "Dedicated to" page.
你知道我的扉页赠言页会写谁吗
And you know who's on the "Dedicated to" page?
你们
You guys!
出去 尼古拉斯
Get out, Nicholas.
我们得从头开始
We have to start again.
我们得从头开始吗
We have to start again now?
抱歉 真抱歉
Sorry. Very sorry.
-我是个和时间一样古老的故事 -现在不行
- I'm a tale as old as time! - Not now.
好吧 一会呢
Okay. Soon?
我只是 我需要些空间
I just... I need some space.
远离我吗
From me?
对
Yeah.
那你有什么感觉 对于你父母
So how are your feeling about your parents
和他们要离婚的事
and their, um, getting divorced?
你是讥笑我吗
Did you just scoff at me?
不 只是
No, it's just...
-没事 -什么没事
- It's fine. - What's fine?
你不需要假装 好吗
You don't have to pretend, okay?
我没有假装
I'm not pretending.
我都不知道怎么假装
I don't even know how to pretend.
就算小时候也是
Even as a child.
"我们扮家家吧" 他们说
"Let's play house," they'd say.
然后我会回答 "我都不知道怎么扮"
And, uh, "I don't know how!" I'd say back.
宝贝 我只想下午自己待着 好吗
Babe, I just wanna have an afternoon to myself, okay?
等等 怎么回事 我为什么有麻烦了
Wait, what's happening? Why am I in trouble?
没什么 你没有麻烦
Nothing, you're not in trouble.
好吧 那就好
Okay, well, that's good.
我只是感觉难过
Yeah, I'm just feeling sad.
好吧 我想知道为什么
Okay, I'd love to know why.
因为你花了两周才问我父母离婚的事
Because it took you two weeks to ask about my parents' divorce.
所以我确实有麻烦了
So I am in trouble.
你刚才撒谎了
You just did a little a lie.
明天我醒来都想
Every day I wake up thinking, like,
"或许他今天会问"
"Maybe he'll ask today."
但之后每一天 你都没问
And then every day, you didn't.
但之后我问了 我刚问 就刚才
But then I did, I just did. Just now.
-这是两周后 -但我问了
- After two weeks! - But then I did.
在两周没过问之后
What would be the more correct thing to do
最正确的事
after not asking for two weeks,
不就是问吗 而我刚刚问了
but to ask. Which I just did.
宝贝 你是因为被这个房♥里
Babe, you literally had to get rejected
所有人拒绝后 才问我最近怎么样的
by everyone in this house before asking me how I'm doing.
我不明白你为什么
I don't understand what the point of you
现在对这事这么恼火
getting angry about this right now is.
我们 我们正在谈
We're... we're doing the thing
你这两周一直想谈的事情了
that you've been wanting to do for two weeks.
就是现在 我们正在谈
This is it. This is the moment!
宝贝 我不生气
Babe, I'm not angry.
我只是表达受伤的感情
I'm just expressing hurt feelings
但你却听而不闻
and you're dismissing them.
说实话 你确实看起来很生气
Honestly, you do seem quite angry.
现在我确实生气了
Well, now I am!
我不知道 你 你想要什么
Oh, I don't know. What... What do you want?
你想要什么 你想要我早点问吗
What do you want? You want me to ask quicker?
你是想要这个吗 行
Is that what you want? Fine, yes.
我以后早点问
I'll ask quicker.
不
No.
没关系 你不会改变的
It's fine. You're not going to change.
你就是这样的人 你的核心
It's just like, who you are, at your core.
我的核心
At my core?
你什么意思
What do you mean?
怎么 因为我是梨形身材吗
What, 'cause I'm pear-shaped?
算了
Forget it.
我觉得我不能就这么算了
Well, I don't think I'm gonna do that.
我不想再说这件事了
I don't wanna talk about it anymore.
艾利克斯 你不能说完别人的核心有损后
Alex, you can't tell someone that they're broken at their core,
还期望他们就这么算了
and then expect them to forget it.
我不想再说这件事了
I don't wanna talk about it anymore.
我们不能就这么算了 尤其是你会记得这事
We especially can't forget it if you're gonna remember it
然后换其他时间对我生气
and then get mad at me about it another time.
大家好 我是尼古拉斯 我是个永恒的受害者
Hi! I'm Nicholas, and I'm a perpetual victim!
我们不能都做受害者吗
Well, can't we all be victims?
为什么地板上还有湿毛巾
Why are there still wet towels on the floor?
我已经说过很多次让你挂起来了
I've asked you to hang them up so many times.
你根本没别的事
You had nothing going on!
-这太不尊重人了 -我同意
- It's disrespectful! - I agree.
你需要个待的地方吗
Need somewhere to crash?
需要
Yeah.
对于之前的事 你有什么想说的吗
So do you have anything you wanna say about before, yet?
我只是不知道那是什么
I just have no idea what that was.
好吧
Okay.
那这个如何
Oh, well, how about this?
就是
So, um...
有一个男孩
There's a boy...
在我的视频下留言了
...who commented on my video.
好 不错不错 我听着继续说
Okay, yes, yes. Good, good, good. I'm listening.
他叫奥斯卡 跟我一个学校
His name is Oscar and I go to school with him
然后他给我的留言是 他喜欢我
and, um, what he commented is that he has a crush on me.
放到屏幕上 调出来给我看
On the screen. Put him on the screen.
对 当然 当然
Oh, yeah. No, of course. Of course.
谢谢
Thank you.
这是他的照片
Uh, so that's a picture of him
在徒步时看《纽约客》
reading The New Yorker on a hike.
图片配文是"独自徒步"
Um, it says, "Solo hike vibes" as the caption.
这意味这他肯定是让一个陌生人
Which means he must have asked a stranger
给他拍在树林里看书的照片
to take a photo of him reading in the woods.
那时我就决定给他发信息
And that's when I decided to message him.
不会吧
No.
会
Yes?
好戏开始了
Here we go.
我决定发这些
So what I decided to say was,
"当你抄袭前座数学作业时
"That face when you probably can't get away
被抓包无法逃脱惩罚时的表情"
with copying math from the guy in front of you anymore."
吉妮芙 那
Genevieve. That is...
那...
That is...
信息量巨大 对吧
I mean, that's a lot, isn't it?
我想是的
Yeah, I guess it is.
但 我想
But, I guess...
对 没错
Yeah, that's it.
到现在为止就这些
That's where we're up to.
还不错吗 帮到你了吗