儿童医院（2008）

Childrens Hospital S03E11

Part 2 Dec. 15, 2020, 2:22 p.m.

with your grandma at the library on Saturdays.
和你奶奶周六都在图书馆志愿服务
Oh. Yeah, yeah!
是啊想起来了吧想起来了
So, what are you doing at a porn shoot?
你在A片片场干什么
Oh, um... I forget.
呃...我忘了
A D.P. A D.P., huh?
摄影导演摄影导演啊
That sounds crazy.
听上去很不错
Do you need a swimsuit for a D.P.?
你一摄影导演穿比基尼干什么
It's double What?!
是双龙入洞什么
Hi. I'm sorry our movie made you cry.
我很抱歉我们的片子把你惹哭了
It's okay. Come here.
没事的来抱一个
It's okay. It's okay. Shh. Let the poison out.
没事的嘘哭出来就没事了
The kid in room 4 is crashing!
四室的孩子快不行了
Dr. Spratt, nurse,
斯普拉特医生护士
grab the kit and meet me there.
带上医药箱和我在那儿汇合
I'm on it!
交给我了
Nurse, hurry up!
护士赶紧的
Diet pills?
减肥药
I knew you were fat.
我就知道你以前是个胖妞
These are speed, you dumbass.
这些药起效快你个笨蛋
Give me some of these.
给我点
Hey, maybe I'll finally start writing that novel tonight.
或许我今晚终于可以开始写小说了
I'm gonna punch a kid's appendix right out of his body!
我要把一个孩子阑尾揍出来
Let's roll!
开始嗨起来
The sun is dead!
太阳永不升起
Long live the night team!
夜班组万岁
It's bad enough that you've defiled this hospital,
玷污了这家医院已经十恶不赦了
but somehow, you've roped in my Nana's best friend's granddaughter!
你竟然还胁迫了我奶奶闺蜜的孙女
I also happen to be a famous porn star.
我碰巧还是苍老师
You are such a clown.
你真是个跳梁小丑
You better mean clown in the sense that
你说的小丑最好是我们这样
we are both clowns with the makeup and so forth!
画着妆什么的那种
No. I meant it in the idiomatic sense:
不我说的小丑就是大家常说的意思
that you're foolish, a hapless, silly individual.
你是个傻了吧唧的倒霉蛋
You clown of a bitch!
你这个狗♥娘♥养♥的小丑
We're losing him, Dr. Spratt!
他快不行了斯普拉特医生
Nurse, give this child C.P.R.!
护士快给这个孩子做心肺复苏
What?
什么
Hurry up! But I'm not
赶紧的可我不是...
Do it! Hurry, nurse!
快做速度护士
Clear!
离手
Doing good. Flawless technique, nurse.
做得好无可挑剔的技术护士
You could take a lesson, Dr. Spratt.
学着点斯普拉特医生
Your face is like that of my deads wife's face.
你长得可真像我的亡妻
That's weird... And sexy.
这真诡异...也真性感
I want you to get me mouth-pregnant.
我要让你射到我的嘴里
Oh, yeah, cup the balls!
就是这样含住蛋蛋
This is the most fun I've ever had!
我这辈子就没这么嗨过
Superfun!
太爽了
Take two. Two more?
来两片再来俩
Hit me in the face. Feel your hair!
冲我脸上来一拳把头甩起来
Superfun! Super-confident! Superfu--
太爽了超自信超爽...
Owen, wake up! Owen!
欧文快醒醒欧文
You're hitting yourself! I'm not hitting myself!
你自己打自己呢我没有打自己
You know I hate little smacks!
你知道我讨厌别人轻轻拍我脸
Oh, yeah!
哦舒服
Owen's having a heart attack!
欧文心脏病犯了
Come on! Let's move! Come on!
赶快我们快过去赶快
There's your nipple!
这是你的乳♥头♥
We're coming, Owen!
我们来了欧文
No, no, no, not today. Not today.
不别是今天不要今天
Hold it.
拿着
Clear. Don't touch him!
离手不要碰到他
Oh, the shock killed her.
她被电死了
He's dead. What?
他死了什么
Oh, my God. No.
天呐不
Oh, my God! Owen's de-a-a-a-a-a-ad!
天呐欧文死死死了了了
Delivery for Dr. Valerie Flame.
瓦莱丽·弗莱姆医生的快递
That's me.
我就是
Ha ha! Smoke!
哈哈帅冒烟了吧
But, Owen, how?
但是欧文你怎么做到的
We're carrying your dead body.
我们正抬着你的尸体呢
Are you?
是吗
Is that your card? Yeah.
这是你的牌吗是的
Oh, my God!
天呐
Unbelievable.
太难以置信了
So, you got a baby in there? Supposedly.
你怀着个孩子吗我估计是
You know, if you ever want to make some extra cash,
如果你想挣点外快的话
there's a lot of dough in preggo porn.
孕妇A片是个不错的发财捷径
Give me 10 grand and I'll jerk off a horse.
给我一万块我可以给马打飞机
All right. All right.
你牛你牛
Attention, hospital staff:
全体医务人员请注意
Everyone who promised they
所有说了他们
were coming to my improv show last Friday
上周五要去看我的即兴秀
and didn't is a dick.
但是没去的都是混♥蛋♥