穷友记（2019）

Brassic S01E06

Part 4 Dec. 22, 2020, 8:11 p.m.

Take it up with that Polish prick.
那个波兰贱♥货♥捡走了
Oh, you... Fuck, dude.
你真是
Shirley?
雪莉
Shirley!
雪莉
Fuck.
操
Shirley!
雪莉
What do you want?
你干什么
The object you threw at Jim, it's mine.
你砸吉姆的那东西是我的
That dildo? Yeah, where is it?
那个假屌♥ 是它在哪儿
The dog's got it. Why have... which of you fucking dog's got it?
扔给狗了你为什么扔给哪只狗了
You know, my dog, Petula, she's got it.
我家狗佩图拉扔给它了
But she's not chewed it, has she?
不过它没咬着玩吧是吗
Course she's chewed it. What do you think, pleasured herself?
它当然咬着玩你以为它会自♥慰♥啊
Where's the dog now? In the barn.
狗在哪儿在牲口棚
As far as I'm concerned, it's hers now. Finders keepers.
依我看那是它的了谁捡到归谁
"Finders keepers." It's thousands of years old.
谁捡到归谁这话都有一千年了
Your stupid hair... Hey! Not the hair!
这什么烂发型嘿别碰我头发
It's not wig.
居然不是假的
It's a good job I'm not wearing my yard boots!
算你走运我没穿庭院靴子
Shit...
操了
Petula! Pet...
佩图拉佩
Shit...
该死
Petula, Petula.
佩图拉佩图拉
Oh, fuck.
操
Be cool, will ya?
冷静点好吗
It's gonna be all right.
没事
Everything's all right. Everything's good.
没事我不搞事
Just come to get my dildo.
就是来拿我的假屌♥
Cool, be cool...
冷静点
Petula...
佩图拉
Petula. Please, please. Be careful with the shaft!
佩图拉求你了别咬坏了
Careful with the bellend! My dick depends on this!
别咬了我命根子就靠它了
My dick depends on this! Please let go!
我命根子就靠它了放开吧
Let go. Don't, don't, don't... Shit. Shit. No, no, no.
放开啊别别糟了糟了
Petu... Petu... Petula, Petula!
佩图佩图拉
It's an antique. It's an antique.
这是古董古董
You're chewing the eye, dude.
咬到头了老哥
You're chewing... You're chewing the urethra.
咬到咬到中间了
The bellend!
头啊
I knew it! You chewed the bellend!
我就知道你把头咬坏了
Take your dildo, get off my farm.
带上你的假屌♥ 滚出我的农场
That's been inside ancient fannies.
这玩意捅过陈年老菊花
Now Petula's had her chops around it.
佩图拉给它咬得都是牙印
Tell someone who gives a shit.
去跟在乎的人说吧
JJ! J... Shit!
JJ 哎呀我去
J... JJ! Tom!
JJ 小托
Tom? Thomas!
小托托莫
Where's JJ at? Shit. Over there.
JJ在哪儿在里面
JJ? JJ. JJ, dude.
JJ 兄弟
The fucking car, the car that I nicked, where is it?
那辆车我偷的车在哪儿
Gone, sold it. How good is that?
没了卖♥♥了这样多好
Oh, no, that's not good. It's not good at all!
不行这样不好一点也不好
I need it back! Why? Whose is it?
我要把车还回去为什么谁的车
We need to find out. Still got the original plates?
我要查的就是这个还有原来的车牌吗
You all right, Vin? No, I'm not!
你还好吧小文不我不好
I'm very much not all right, dude!
非常极其特别不好
The fucking antiques, that big dildo,
那些该死的古董那个大假屌♥
that all belongs to Terence McCann.
都是泰伦斯·麦卡恩的
He's gonna cut my dick off.
他要把我鸡♥巴♥砍掉
Hang about, a dildo? Terence McCann?
怎么会假屌♥ 泰伦斯·麦卡恩
Shh. Thomas, we don't have time.
别说话托莫没时间了
You need to find that car, find them plates, dude.
你要找到那辆车找到它的车牌
All right, OK. He said he's gonna cut my dick off.
行了他说要砍掉我的鸡♥巴♥
JJ, he said he was gonna cut my dick off.
JJ 他说要砍掉我的鸡♥巴♥
Nearly cut it off at the fucking pawn shop...
在当铺那差点就他妈砍下来了
Oh! Bingo! Yeah? Found it?
中奖了是吗找到了吗
No, not that. Bingo balls. Oh, come on...
不不是宾果球别闹
Who throws them away?
是谁给扔了呢
Young and keen, 14. Knock at the door, 24.
年轻热情的14 幸运敲门的24
Oh, hang on. Your favourite, madam, 69.
等等还有女士最爱的69
Here! Found it? Is that it?
在这里找到了是这个吗
Yeah. Which one?
是哪一个
I can't remember.
我不记得了
Fuck! Think about it, dude. Come on, man!
操快点想想快啊
All right, OK. Well, this one's newer.
好吧这个挺新的
It was older, wasn't it? Come on.
这个有点旧对吧快想
Uh... That one. That one? Yeah.
嗯那个吗是
I think. Yeah. Sure? You think? Fuck!
我觉得是确定你觉得
The office, dude. Come to the office.
办公室回办公室
Blind 90...
令人炫目的90
Hang on!
等一下我
Audi, '80, green, and the owner is...
八十年代绿色奥迪车主人是
..Gary Cullen.
加里·库伦
Abracadabra's?
那个葬仪屋的
Ring it again.
再按一遍
No! No! No, you don't.
别别别别按
Who's dead now? What do you want?
谁死了你要干什么
You had a vehicle nicked? Me? No. Why?
你的车丢了吗我的吗没有怎么了
Look, a car registered to this address got nicked
有辆注册在这个地址的被盗车
and brought to my garage. What the fuck.
被带到我的车♥库♥ 什么鬼
Right... You better start talking.
快点老实交代
I lent it to a mate.
我借给了一个朋友
I know that sounds lame, but I genuinely did lend it to a mate.
可能听着不可信但我真借给朋友了
Mentioned it's been nicked, no?
有提过车被偷了吗没有吗
No. Not yet.
没目前还没有
Who's the mate? You don't know him.
你朋友是谁你不认识吗
Give us his name.
把名字告诉我们
Steve. What's the deal? Did you bring my car back?
斯蒂芬什么情况你们把车送来了吗
If you brought it back, ta. I'll give you a free embalming.
如果车送来了等你们需要时我送你们
in times you need it. Shut up.
一次免费尸体防腐闭嘴吧
We need to talk to him, man. Why?
我们要跟他谈谈为什么
Because your mate Steve
因为你朋友斯蒂芬
has landed us all in a lot of shit over here.
给我们惹了一大堆的烂事
Give us his... Call him up. No.
电♥话♥给我给他打电♥话♥ 不行
Give me his number. What did he do?
把他电♥话♥给我他干什么了
Give me his fucking number... Oh, Jesus Christ!
快他妈给我他电♥话♥ 我的天
I swear to God, Gary, I'll rip your head off.
我发誓加里我会把你脑袋揪下来
Relax! Don't roast the toast man.
冷静别再火上浇油了
Fuck! Never should have let him take it.
操真不应该把车借给他
Can't be fucking trusted.
真不能相信他
Here. Answer machine.
你听吧答录机
Hi, this is Stephen McCann.
你好我是斯蒂芬·麦卡恩
Leave a message and I'll call you back.
留个口信我会回电♥话♥
"McCann"?
麦卡恩
"Stephen McCann."
斯蒂芬·麦卡恩
I know you're Tyler's father.
我知道你是泰勒亲爸
Fucking hell.
该死
That hurt. Yeah? Come on.
很疼吧来啊
Fucking come back at me. No.
来打我啊不
Fucking... Will you fucking come back at me?!
你♥他♥妈♥就不能来打我吗
Dylan. Fucking hell, dude. I'm not gonna do that, mate.
迪伦别闹了我不会打你的哥们
She's told you, has she? No.
她跟你说了是吗没有
No, she didn't. Do you know what? I found out.
没她没说你知道吗我自己发现的
Yeah, and then after I found out,
没错我发现之后
I went looking for proof, and while
我去求证可正当我
I was looking for proof, man, I found something else.
求证的时候我发现了别的事
What? Regarding what?
什么事跟什么有关
Regarding my child, Vin!
跟我的孩子有关小文
The one she got rid of! Mate...
她打掉的那个孩子哥们
Don't fucking "Mate" Me!
别他妈叫我哥们