球手们

Ballers S04E01

Part 5 May 2, 2020, 10:43 a.m.

All right, well, I just want to let you all know
我尊重你们每个人
that I respect you all,
也会陪伴你们走过这段艰难的过渡期
and I'm here for you during this difficult period of transition.
所以如果你们有任何问题...
So if have any questions--
巧克力豆曲奇为什么被取消了
Why'd they cancel the chocolate chip cookies?
我们要多打闪电突袭
We don't blitz enough!
那是陈述不是问题女士
That is a statement, not a question, ma'am.
他们把取消巧克力豆曲奇叫"曲奇门"
They call the chocolate chip cookie cancelation Cookiegate.
我都不知道那事谢谢
I did not know that. Thank you.
-你是哪个岗位的先生 -销♥售♥
- What is it that you do here, sir? - Merchandising.
特许经营和纪念品销♥售♥
Licensing and Merchandising.
是我最喜欢的部门之一
One of my favorite, uh, departments.
我是在货摊上卖♥♥T恤的
I sell T-shirts at a concession stand.
依然是了不起的贡献
Still a big contribution.
你的饭碗很安全
Your job is safe!
只要记得多帮大块头们
Just make sure you stay stocked up
进点XXXL号♥的T恤就行好吗
with triple-XL for all the big, cuddly guys, all right?
-那我的饭碗呢 -我们的饭碗呢
- What about my job? - Our jobs?
-那比较复杂 -放屁
- That's a little bit more complicated. - Oh, bullshit.
我们是个团结的集体好吗
Look, we're all here for one another, OK?
我们可以奠定基调
We can set the tone.
你们是这支伟大球队的脊梁
You guys are the backbone of this great organization.
你们就是公羊队
You are the Rams!
我们的饭碗到底保不保得住
Are our jobs safe? Yes or no?
没错
Yeah!
当然大家的饭碗都保得住
Yeah! Hell, yeah, everybody's job is safe!
怎么样
How 'bout that?
好吗我还要恢复巧克力豆曲奇
All right? And I'm bringing back the damn chocolate chip cookies!
公羊加油
Go Rams!
没错
Yeah!
这是干嘛你要把我带过来揍一顿吗
So, what is this? You take me out here to whack me?
放松我不会杀了你的伙计
No, relax, I'm not gonna kill you, buddy.
虽然我想过无数次了
Even though I thought about it a ton of times.
是啊彼此彼此
Yeah, well, join the club.
我也无数次想过自杀
I thought about killing myself a bunch of times,
但我太怂了
but too much of a pussy.
很高兴你没有那么做
Well, I'm glad you didn't do that.
我不想也失去你
I wouldn't want to lose you, too.
我哥哥就是从这桥上跳下来的
My brother jumped off this bridge.
你在耍我吗
Are you fuckin' with me?
不我看起来像是吗
No, do I look like I'm fuckin' with you?
威廉·斯特拉斯莫
William Strasmore.
干脆利落地从这里跳下来自杀了
Took a clean fuckin' jump and killed himself.
-天呐 -没错当时我在迈大念大三
- Jesus! - Yeah, i was in my junior year at the U.
他是南加大的明星四分卫
He was a star QB here for the Trojans.
对我想起来了斯特拉斯莫
Oh, yeah, that rings a bell. Strasmore.
操是哪里出了问题
Shit. Well, what went wrong?
处处都出了问题
Just nothin' went right.
-但一开始不是那样的 -是
- Didn't start out like that, though. - Yeah.
真对不起老兄
I'm sorry, man.
-我完全不知道 -没事
- I had no idea. - Nah, it's OK.
知道的人不多
Not many people do.
我哥哥才是最初的斯特拉斯莫
He was my big brother. The original.
做过我做的所有事只是还强得多
He did everything I did, only much better.
操他入土以后我就没来过这了
Fuck, I haven't been out here since I buried him.
那还挺沉重的伙计
That's pretty heavy shit, man.
哪怕对我也是我还是在DIY网站上
Even for me, and I learned how to cremate my wife
学过怎么火化我老婆的呢
on a do-it-yourself website.
洛杉矶可以是个阴暗的地方老兄
Yeah, L.A. can be a dark place, brother,
但对我来说还要更糟
but for me it's something much worse.
它有一座室内烤炉一座室外烤炉
It has an indoor grill, and an outdoor grill.
你为什么把那说得像必须配备
Why you say that like it's some sort of necessity?
是觉得因为我们是黑人
You think because we black,
一天不吃两顿烧烤就会死吗
we gonna die if we don't have multiple barbecues?
别睬他他就是跟你开玩笑
Don't listen to him. He's just fuckin' with you.
闭嘴 TTD
Shut the fuck up, TTD.
又是斯宾塞
It's Spence again.
或许你该接一下
Well, maybe you should pick it up.
你说得对可能是钱的事失陪了
Yeah, you're right. It's probably about that money. Excuse me.
-喂杰森 -我失踪已久的客户还好吗
- What up, J? - How's my long-lost client?
"失踪"你是说对了
Shit, you got that "lost" part right.
告诉我点好消息伙计
Tell me something good, dawg.
我听你吩咐打了几通电♥话♥
I did what you asked, I made some calls.
好消息我们或许找到球队了
Good news. We may have a team.
哪支
OK, who?
布朗队
Cleveland.
你说真的吗
Are you fuckin' serious?
那我还不如被困在这陪安柏呢
That's worse than being here, stuck at home with Amber.
是我想你也可能会那么说
Yeah, I thought that you might say that.
不过听着
But, listen,
现在大家知道我们欢迎接洽
now that people know that we're open for business
你也准备好打球了
and that you are ready to play,
就会有更多合同来的
more offers are gonna come.
杰森我真受不了这样你得救救我
J, I ain't built for this, man. You gotta save me.
好吗就靠你了你和耶稣
Alright? You're the one. Well, you and Jesus.
听着里基
Listen, Ricky,
试着向宇宙中散发正面积极的能量
try putting out some good, positive energy into the universe,
你就会获得好回馈的相信我
and you will get good shit back-- trust me.
操我喜欢这房♥子他们开价多少
Shit, I love this place. What they askin'?
1500万
15 mil.
不管了
Fuck it!
咱们扎根吧
Let's put down some roots.
天才高中生四分卫昆西·克劳福德
我不是自大
Not to sound arrogant,
但我像很多不同的球员
but I like a lot of different guys, you know?
我会从很多人身上都学习一点东西
I take a little bit from a lot of different players,
但说到底我还是与众不同的
but at the end of the day, I just feel like I'm different.
我有自己的比赛自己的风格
I have my own game, my own style...
这就是杰森跟你说的那个孩子吗
Is that the kid Jason was calling you about?
-对 -挺不错啊
- Yeah, yeah. - He's impressive.
也准备好上镜了
Camera-ready, too.
我看的不是那个孩子是他妈妈
I'm not really lookin' at the kid, I'm lookin' at his mom.
-那是他妈吗 -对
- That's his fuckin' mom? - Yeah.
我错了你该去见面的
Alright, I stand corrected. You should take that meeting.
-你好我们没发现你来了 -你好
- Hey, we didn't see you there. - Hey.
别担心想无视我可不容易
No worries, I know I'm easy to miss.
的确我们坐吧
Yes, you are. Let's have a seat.
你看高中橄榄球吗
You follow high school football?
谁干什么我都看
I watch everything and everybody.
说不定三年后我就会对上那小子
Figure I'll be seeing the kid in about three years.
这就是你为什么成了年度最佳防守球员
That's how you become Defensive Player of the Year.
没错准备最重要
Exactly. It's all in the prep.
就像是人生对吗
Sort of like life, right?
没错但是投资
Yeah, but investing?
那真是吓死我了
That scares the shit out of me.
没关系所以我们才在这里我们会帮你的
It's all right. That's why we're here, and we're gonna help you.
对我们最骄傲的就是做出正确选择
Yeah. We pride ourselves on making the right choices.
我们会为你设计独一无二的投资策略
We're gonna create an investment strategy designed just for you.
你有什么问题想问我们吗
Do you have any questions for us?
杰森跟我说你们是这行里最棒的
Jason told me y'all were the best in the business.
如果他信你们我就信
So if he trusts you, I trust you.
再说你们都飞过来救我了所以...
Plus, you guys flew here to see me, so...
我加入
I'm in.
-好 -来吧
- All right. - Let's do it.
-多少钱 -水吗我们请了
- What do I owe? - For the water? We gotcha.
-怎么样 -谢谢
- How about that? - Appreciate it.
-现在帮我赚钱吧 -我们会的
- Now make me some money. - We'll make that money for you.
操伙计
Well, shit, man.
那可比我想得要简单
That was easier than I thought it would be.
因为我们的名声已经传开了
Because our reputation precedes us,
这样的生意只会越来越轻松
and deals like this are just gonna get easier and easier.