美国恐怖故事集（2021）

阿曼达 没错
Amanda, right.
阿曼达·斯科特
Amanda Scott.
阿曼达 宝贝
Amanda. Babe.
我必须 我必须
I got to I got to
已经是早晨了
It's morning.
我得去准备了
I got to get ready.
好吧
Yeah.
真的很抱歉 我刚给你叫了一辆优步
I'm really sorry. I just called you an Uber.
现实生活
Real life.
让人不能尽兴 宝贝
It really gets in the way, babe.
现实生活
Real life.
真让人不能尽兴
It really gets in the way.
我何其有幸
*I'm a lucky guy*
能拥你入怀
*To have you here in my arms*
何其有幸
*Imalucky guy*
牛角面包看来得改天再吃了
Croissants will have to be another day.
你迷人的魅力
*And all of your charms*
本应为我绽放
* To think that you belong to me*
本应情有所属
*To know you're not a fancy- free*
奈何明月照沟渠
* That's the reason why*
哦爱人啊
*Oh, boy*
何其有幸
* I'ma lucky guy. *
我真的在努力与女性建立
I'm really making an effort to relate to women
更健康的感情关系 克里斯托医生
more healthily, Dr. Krystal.
然而 你却充满了愤怒
And yet, you are full of anger.
你以为我讨厌女人吗
You think I hate women?
是女人把我养大的
Women raised me.
我整个文化认知都是完全母权的 我爱♥女♥人♥
My whole culture is pure matriarchy. I love women.
你喜欢征服 托比
You love conquest, Toby.
你很困惑
You're confused.
你渴望亲密关系
You crave intimacy,
然而 你却沉迷于约炮软件和一♥夜♥情♥
and yet, you are addicted to the dopamine rush
带来的多巴胺刺♥激♥
of these women on apps and one- night stands.
请不要羞辱我
Don't try and shame me, please.
我真的不喜欢当代
I'm really not down with the way
这种阉♥割♥男性的方式
in which men have been castrated today.
阉♥割♥ 被女性阉♥割♥吗
Castration? By women?
这就是美国正在发生的事情
That's what's happening to America.
男人被逼着为自己的欲望感到难过
Men are being made to feel bad for their desires.
在我们治疗的六个月里
In the six months we've been working together,
我觉得你似乎看不起女人
it seems to me you look upon women
把她们当做有性器官的生物体
as, uh, biological objects with sex organs
差不多等于花点钱就有
that you almost pay to be in proximity to.
就为了猎艳的快♥感♥
To hunt.
也许我需要看个男医生
Maybe I need to see a male doctor.
一个懂得男女战争的人
Someone who understands the battle.
所以你把男女关系看作是一种 战争
So you look upon relations between men and women as a war?
女人当然这么看
Women certainly do.
她们的渣男黑名单不就是吗
The lists of toxic males? -
所有的文章都在向男性开火
AlI the articles, firings,
大批男性被拉黑
reams of men being cancelled.
似乎你的心和
There seems to be a disconnect
大脑之间已经脱节了
between your heart and your brain.
我们必须努力让你
We must work to make you
更加完整 更加协调
more whole, more integrated.
我们今天得早点结束行吗
I...think we have to end early today.
我得回办公室了 有个会议
I have to get back to the office. There's a meeting.
想想吧 托比
Think about it, Toby.
心和大脑
The heart and the brain,
它们不交流了
they're not communicating.
下周见
Mm? See you next week.
性格敏感的科技男
"Tech- Bro with sensitive side
寻找一个被生活玩弄的伴侣
"seeks fun and games and more
共同开启一段
"with someone who is in on
寻欢作乐的美好时光
"the joke of life and wants
想认真谈恋爱的
"good times without
请勿打扰
being too serious.
我的座右铭是
W"My motto is.
让美国再次欢乐
™Make America fun again. '
需要一个伴侣参加旅行
"Need a plus- one for trips,
演唱会 节日庆典
"concerts, festivals,
品酒会 以及
"wine tastings and
狂热的动物式性♥爱♥
"hot animal sex.
丌玩笑的
JK. "
好了
Okay.
到爸爸这儿来吧
Come to papa.
我的意思是
I mean, it doesn't
这写的让我都不想靠近你
make me want to be anywhere near you,
但也许某个四外发小卡片的妓♥女♥
but maybe a mail- order bride slash whore
会喜欢吧 我不清楚
would like it. I don't know. -
你左划不感兴趣了
Hey, you swiped left. -
我以为你喜欢我呢
Thought you liked me.
你也应该玩这个软件
You know, you should get on this app.
牵手真的是 -牵手吗
Pincher is- - - Pincher?
托比 你不想要
Toby, don't you want something
和另一个人进行一次真实又体面的恋爱吗
real and decent with another person?
真实又体面
"Real and decent"?
找律师才要这种人情人差远了
Those are qualities I want in a law firm, not a lover.
女人更喜欢果断的男人
Women prefer a decisive man,
不是什么被阉♥割♥ 后现代主义的
not some neutered, post- modern,
极度过敏社♥会♥主♥义♥诗人
hyper- allergenic, socialist poet
那种人穿着低领T恤 更没什么性♥欲♥可言
with low T and an even lower libido.
心理治疗进展怎么样了
How's therapy going?
坦白说 你的情况似乎越来越糟了
Frankly, you seem to be getting worse.
克里斯托是个很好的心理医生 我不知道你是怎么回事
Krystal's a really good shrink. I don't know what's going on.
我觉得她讨厌我 但我很喜欢
I think she hates me, but I dig it.
你推荐的很好
It was a good recommendation,
虽然不知道和你看同一个心理医生
although I don't know how I feel about
我该作何感想
seeing the same shrink you're seeing.
我被叫去校长办公室了
Principal's office. Got to run.
托比
Toby.
我的学生 我的门徒
My mentee, my protege,
我闪亮的星 我的浪子
my bright shining star, my prodigal child.
回到了狗窝里吧
Back in the doghouse.
我们又要开始一段美好的谈话了
And here we are having another chat.
关于如何销♥售♥我们的服务
You have brilliant ideas
和如何发展壮大 你有很棒的想法
about how to sell our services and how to grow,
除了自己的快乐
but you don't seem to really care about anything
你好像什么都不在乎
other than your own pleasure.
我关心利润率 还有市场占有率
I care about profit margins, about market forces.
似乎你更在乎如何变成一个花♥花♥公♥子♥
Not as much as you care about being a player.
说到你的业绩评估
Your performance review?
亲娘诶
My God.
上班迟到 开会迟到
Late for work, late for meetings,
会议中 你注意力不集中 心烦意乱
and, in those meetings, you're unfocused and distracted,
总是在看手♥机♥ 总是心不在焉
always checking your phone, always elsewhere.
公♥司♥分配给我的负责区域
I have several different constituencies
可不止一个 他们都需要我的
in the company that I serve, and they all require my- -
我应该让你少负责
Oh, should I take some of those constituencies
几个区域吗 托比
away from you, then, Toby?
派你去冰岛做分♥析♥和通讯
Send you to Iceland to run analytics and comms?
享受永久的冰雪世界
Perpetual snow and ice? Huh?
想去雷克雅未克放松一下吗
Want to chill out in Reykjavik?
我带来的客户比 -你真的在乎
I bring in more clients than- - - What could you do
自己做成什么事吗
if you actually cared?
周围的事你在乎吗
About all of it?
除了猎艳之外 -我妈妈曾是个秘书
Not just the hunt? - My mother was a secretary.
她把工作放在第一位
Work came first.
从不留娱乐的空间
There was no room for fun.
她拼命的工作
She worked herself to the bone.