后半生

After Life S02E04

Part 4 Sept. 6, 2021, 3:23 p.m.

你唱得不对重新开始
You're not doing the lyrics right. Start it again.
来吧 -好行
Come on. - Okay. All right.
别多想尽管做要唱出歌♥词的内涵
Don't think about it, do it. Sing it like it means something.
♪ 多么强烈 ♪
♪ Isn't it rich? ♪
再来唱出歌♥词的意思
Start again so I can hear it!
♪ 多么强烈 ♪
♪ Isn't it rich? ♪
♪ 你我绝配 ♪
♪ Aren't we a pair? ♪
不对再来 "多么强烈" -肯我办不到
No, again. "Isn't it rich?" - Ken, I can't do it, all right?
听导演的话一年之后你就是巨星
Who's gonna be a superstar in a year if he listens to his director? You are.
我喘不上气了肯 -加油再来
But I can't breathe, Ken. - Now, come on. Do it again.
我只能跳舞 -边唱边跳
I could just dance. - Sing and dance.
詹姆斯你想说什么 -我能只跳不唱吗
What are you trying to say? - Can I do the dance on its own?
我能不能只跳舞 -压力太大会影响他发挥
If I did it with just the dance. - He doesn't work well under pressure.
肯别吼他了
Ken, stop shouting at him!
抱歉让你看到这些 -没事
I'm so sorry you had to see that. - It's okay.
我通常不会发脾气就是...
I don't normally lose it like that. I just...
我想创造最好的场景
I'm trying to create the best scenario.
好你可以不唱
You can do it without the words.
肯谢谢 -只跳舞
Thanks, Ken. - Just the dance.
那是你想要的吗 -对
Is that what you want to do? - Yeah.
只要能让你开心就算很烂一定会很烂
If that makes you happy, even if it's shit, and it will be,
但我想让你开心好吗
I want you to be happy, all right?
谢谢你肯 -这才最重要没关系
Thanks, Ken. - This is why we do it. It's all right.
我跟你说过我妹妹肛♥门♥的事吗
Have I told you about my sister's anus yet?
应该没有 -好听好了
I don't think so. - Right, listen up.
那傻妞刚把那儿漂白了
Silly cow is only having it bleached.
漂白现在流行漂白肛♥门♥
Bleached! That's a thing now, bleaching your anus.
好 -我说"老天爷
Right. - I said, "For the love of God,
你为什么要那么做" 她说"为了好看"
why are you doing that?" She said, "So it looks nice."
我说"妈的谁会看呢"
I said, "Fuck me, who's gonna see that?"
看我肛♥门♥的人还多点我那儿就像破肥料堆
More people are going to see mine, and mine's like a fucking compost heap.
我们还是专心看吧
I think we should probably just watch.
你们在聊什么 -我刚刚跟她说我妹妹的肛♥门♥
What were you talking about? - I was telling her about my sister's anus.
我迷恋肛♥门♥ 一直喜欢永远喜欢
I'm fascinated with the anus. Always have been, always will be.
厌倦肛♥门♥的男人就是厌倦生活
The man who is tired of the anus is tired of life.
你可以引用我的话 -好谢谢
You can quote me on that. - Okay, thanks.
你的节目准备得如何了
How's your material going?
我打算顺其自然
Gonna keep it loose.
我是表演艺术家所以...
I'm sort of like a performance artist, so...
受不了那种常规的约束
I can't be constrained in the normal way.
你只有十分钟所以你最好抓紧
Well, you've got ten minutes, so you better keep it that tight.
十分钟十分钟做不完啊
Ten minutes? I can't do everything in ten minutes.
拉倒吧你们自己解决我去抽会儿烟
Fuck this! Sort it out between you. I'm off for a vape.
要找我就来残疾人厕所
If you want me, I'll be in the disableds.
你还好吗
You all right?
挺好 -顺利吗
Yeah. - How's it going?
刚挖到肯·奥特利妹妹肛♥门♥的独家新闻
Just got a great scoop on Ken Otley's sister's anus.
漂白了
It's bleached.
很好那...
Good. Well...
你可能还要再报道这类故事一段时间
you might have to cover these sort of stories for a little while longer,
保罗同意不停刊了
'cause Paul's agreed not to close the paper.
真的吗 -对
Really? - Yeah.
谢谢你
Thank you!
别哭
Don't cry.
你工作很努力
You work so hard.
你很棒
You're great.
谢谢你 -好
Thanks. - All right.
看看她布兰迪这是什么
Look at her! Brandy! What's this?
她像... 她像卡♥通♥老鼠 -这是什么
She looks like a... cartoon mouse. - What is this?
我不...
I don't...
布兰迪去拿你的假阳♥具♥
Get your dildo, Brand. Get your dildo!
好狗狗
Good girl!
布兰迪说"香肠香肠"
Brandy, say, "Sausages! Sausages!"