我为喜剧狂（2006）
30 Rock S06E14
Part 1
June 7, 2022, 4:21 p.m.
Lemon...
Lemon...
被危险人物劫持:Avery Jessup的故事 (半个人脸的封面模仿"总统杀局")
What do you think?
你觉得如何?
"Kidnapped bydanger,colon, "the avery jessup story,comma,"
"被危险人物劫持 冒号♥ Avery Jessup的故事 逗号♥"
brought to you with limited commercial interruptions "
有限制地插播几次广♥告♥ 特约播出单位:
by pride bladder control pads.
骄傲牌成人护垫
Make every room a bathroom.
每个房♥间都是卫生间
" Really,is that the title?
不是吧 这是电影名?
'cause as the writer, I was thinking of naming it dancing with ophelia-
因为作为编剧 我觉得片名应该叫 与Ophelia(哈姆雷特里的人物)共舞
don't overthink this. It's a classic love story.
别想太过头了 这是个经典爱情故事
Boy meets girl. Girl gets kidnapped by asian dictator.
男生遇到女生 女生被亚洲独♥裁♥者挟持
Boy makes movie to get girl back.
男生拍电影救回女生
Girl's so grateful she does birthday things to boy. Boy falls asleep.
女生感激不尽 为男生做了生日才会做的事 男生睡着了
You're forgetting boy meets girl's mother.
你忘了说男生遇见女生的妈妈
They are creepily attracted toach other.
他们很变♥态♥地被彼此吸引
What does that have to do with avery and me?
这跟Avery和我有什么关系?
Just stick to the story,lemon. Tell it exactly how it happened.
紧扣故事 Lemon 完全按照事实叙述
If you get this right,gay men will be dressing up like avery for halloween the next 20 years.
你要是弄好了 以后20年的万圣节 男同志都会打扮成Avery
Okay.
好吧
Oh,speaking of halloween,are you dressing up this year?
哦 说到万圣节 你今年要装扮吗?
- Lemon,it's march. - 'Cause I'm gonna be mitt rom-mummy.
- Lemon 现在才3月 - 因为我要扮成米蓉木乃伊(米蓉泥)
I call it. You can't steal it.
我先说了 你不能学我
- Why wouldn't you be mitt-zombie? - Because I'm an idiot!
- 你为什么不扮米蓉僵尸? - 因为我是蠢货!
Oh,come on,liz. Think for,like,one second before you buy all that gauze.
拜托 Liz 买♥♥那堆纱布之前先好好想想 一秒钟也行啊
I didn't want to write a song for the film.
我没想给片子写歌♥
- I wanted to focus on making the film- - What film?
- 我想专注于片子拍摄 - 什么片子?
The avery tv movie?
Avery那个电视电影?
But my manager,gary greasy,rangued me to write a song for the film...
但我的经理人 Gary Greasy 非要我给片子写首歌♥...
Oh,no,in her mind,she's already accepting an award for whatever this is.
哦不 在她脑子里 她已经在为这玩意儿领奖了
I need to thank my co-writers,gary greasy and jesus,
我要感谢和我一起写歌♥的 Gary Greasy和耶稣
a homeless man I stole the melody from.
我从他那里偷的旋律
We also filmed a video for the song for the film.
我们还为这首为电影写的歌♥拍了个MV
Thank you.
谢谢
♪ kidnapped,my heart has been stolen ♪
♪ 身陷囹圄 我心已不在 ♪
♪ I am kidnapped and I wonder for how long ♪
♪ 我被劫持 不知何日能离开 ♪
♪ my darling gone so far ♪
♪ 我的爱人已远去 ♪
♪ but not forever more ♪
♪ 但并非永久 ♪
♪ I am kidnapped ♪
♪ 我被劫持了 ♪
that's awesome. I didn't even realize your song was the original.
太赞了 我都不知道你的才是原创歌♥曲
What are you talking about?
你什么意思?
Weird al.
猥琐怪人Al
♪ knapsack,the zipper is broken ♪
♪ 身扛背包 拉链已弄坏 ♪
♪ on my knapsack and I lost my bakugan ♪
♪ 我的背包 不知爆丸漫画何在 ♪
♪ trapper keeper,snickers bar,my thermos hit the floor ♪
♪ 统治世界(典出南方公园) 士力架 我的暖瓶掉地下 ♪
♪ broken knapsack ♪
♪ 破旧的背包 ♪
what is that?
这是什么?
Weird al yankovic parodied your song.
猥琐怪人Al Yankovic恶搞了你的歌♥
Like,michael jackson's eat it
就像把MJ的Beat It搞成Eat It (吃了它)
or adelesomeone likes food.
或者把Adele的Someone like You搞成 Someone Likes Food (有人喜欢吃)
It's a huge honor. Like,when people wanna see your boobs at mardi gras.
这是莫大的荣幸 就像狂欢节上有人想看你的胸
It's nothing like that.
才不是那样呢
I'm calling my lawyer.
我要给我律师打电♥话♥
Weird al corrupted something beautiful
怪人Al玷污了美丽的作品
that was written to distract gary greasy while he came down from meth.
它是Gary Greasy的冰♥毒♥high劲过了时 为了转移他注意写的
Hey,kenneth,nice tux.
嘿 Kenneth 礼服不错
My father wore this to his high school prom.
我爹穿着它去了高中舞会
The theme was enchantment under the jim crow laws.
主题是种族隔离法下的奇缘
So,what's up?
怎么了?
Well,as you know,I recently had a minor setback in my goal
你知道的 我最近事业受到了一点挫折
to become president of television,
有些偏离成为电视界总统的目标
but I'm ready to start over again at the bottom.
但我已经准备好从底层重新开始
Well,we're not really hiring now.
这个 我们现在没准备招新人
I'll do anything. Except work in the sound department.
我什么都肯做 除了音效部门的工作
Those guys are - Beautiful geniuses holes.
那些人都是(被配音)"美丽有才的"货
Look,I'm sorry,kenneth. It's just the budget's really tight.
我很抱歉 Kenneth 主要预算真的很紧
Okay. But if anything comes up,
好吧 但如果有什么消息
put a message in a bottle and throw it in the river.
写个字条放进瓶子里 把瓶子扔进河里
That's where I go every day to fish for shoes.
我每天都在那里钓鞋子
Say,old janitor,do you know if they're hiring in maintenance?
老清洁工 你有没有日常维护部门招人的消息?
Oh,we're always looking for the next generation of janitors.
哦 我们一直在寻找新一代清洁工
Throw your resume away on the fourth floor and we'll be in touch.
把你的简历扔到4层地上 我们会联♥系♥你
Okay,everyone.
好啦 大家
Welcome to the table read for the avery jessup story.
欢迎来"被危险人物劫持: Avery Jessup的故事…
Brought to you with limited commercial interruptions by pride pad.
有限制地插播几次广♥告♥ 骄傲牌护垫特约播出…
The world is your toilet.
骄傲 世界就是您的厕所"的读剧本会
Written by ezabeth "diablo" lemon.
编剧 暗黑破坏神Elizabeth Lemon.
We open on a midtown restaurant.
开场设在纽约中部的一家餐厅
Jack donaghy,50s,big irish head,sips drinks with avery,30s.
Jack Donaghy 50多岁 爱尔兰大头 和30多岁的Avery呷着酒
Avery,do you believe in love at first sight?
Avery 你相信一见钟情吗?
I believe in two things. Fast money and fast curves.
我相信两件事 赚快钱和转急弯
We smash cut to a night of passion in a completely dark room.
我们快速切到一个漆黑的房♥间 激♥情♥的夜晚
Bathing suit areas get a workout.
私密处的亲密接触
Interior,hotel room,one month later.
室内 酒店房♥间 一个月后
Jack sits on the bed in a tuxedo. His cell phone rings.
Jack穿着礼服坐在床上 手♥机♥响起
Jack,where are you?
Jack 你在哪儿?
We reveal jack's high school sweetheart,nancy donovan, in bed next to him.
镜头展示Jack的高中恋人Nancy Donovan 和他在一张床上
Jack,who's calling ya at such a wicked late hour?
Jack 谁介么晚了还给你打电♥话♥?
Ya mother?
你娘?
Jack looks around the wedding reception.
Jack四处打量婚礼酒宴
Across the way,his friend liz-
另一边 他的朋友Liz
Think courteney cox- Dances with a handsome pilot- Think a young fred grandy.
参考Courteney Cox-在和一个帅气的飞行员 参考Fred Grandy-跳舞
Jack turns to nancy.
Jack转向Nancy
I love you,nancy. I want to marry you.
我爱你 Nancy 我想娶你
Stop it,jack.
别说了 Jack
Avery's here and she's knocked up.
Avery来了 她都怀孕了
Jack looks shocked.
Jack惊讶状
You gotta do the right thing. I'll miss you,jack.
你得做出正确的选择 我会想你的 Jack
Go red sox.
波士顿红袜队加油
My character seems so passive. I mean,what if I were like,
我的角色太被动了 不如我说
"i need to sleep with you both, one more time to decide.
"我得和你们俩再滚一次床单才能决定
" I don't know,i'm not a writer,but... Do that.
我也不是编剧 不过 就这么写
- Yeah - Liz,am I going too big on the accent?
- 可是 - Liz 我的波士顿口音是不是过了点?
No,that's how people from boston sound to me.
没 我听着波士顿人都这样
- Great. - Lemon. My office now.
- 好 - Lemon 马上来我办公室
- You have amazing skin. - I'm married to a woman.
- 你皮肤可好了 - 我娶了个女人
I got four inches of steel that might change your mind.
我10厘米的"钢管"或许会让你改主意哦
Sid,how long will it take to get a cease and desist order against weird al yankovic?
Sid 申请对怪人Al Yankovic的 限制令得多久?
Oh,that's too bad. Did they also take away your handgun license?
噢 真不幸 他们把你的持枪执照也收了?
Don't do it,j-mo.
别这么做 J-Mo
You don't want to mess with weird al.
跟怪人Al斗可没好下场
Oh,please. I'm not afraid of anyone in show business.
拜托 演艺圈里我怕谁啊
I turned down intercourse with harvey weinstein on no less than three occasions...
我拒绝了Harvey Weinstein的 三次约炮… (韦恩斯坦公♥司♥创始人)
Out of five.
他一共约了五次
I'm telling you,just let him do it.
你就让他恶搞吧
Eminem backed do. Lady gaga backed down.
Eminem退缩了 Lady Gaga退缩了
tracy,I'm supposed to perform my song on fallon tonight.
Tracy 我今晚要在肥伦秀上表演
I can't do that now. It's ruined.
现在还怎么唱 歌♥都被毁了
I'll have to write a new song.
我得写首新歌♥
Don't you understand? He's gonna parody you again.
你还不明白么? 他会再恶搞一次的
That's what he does. That's all he does.
这就是他的作风 他一天就干这个
You can't stop him.
你没法阻止他
- Unless,I write a song that can't be parodied. - Impossible.
- 除非 我写一首没法被恶搞的歌♥ - 不可能
What do you think phil collins was trying to do with sussudio?
你以为Phil Collins写Sussdio是为了什么
which weird al famously parodied soup soupy-o.
结果还是被怪人Al 恶搞成了soup soupy-o
I'm not saying it'll be easy,
我没说这会很容易
but if anyone in the world is talented enough to pull it off...
不过要说世上谁最有此能耐…
I'll make coffee. You also make coffee.
我去煮咖啡 你也去煮咖啡
After the coffee contest,we'll start working.
煮咖啡比赛之后 我们就开动
Really,lemon? You had to include nancy donovan in your screenplay?
搞啥呢 Lemon? 你非得把Nancy Donovan写进去?
You told me to write it exactly how it happened.
你叫我照实写的
That's not how it happened.
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