我为喜剧狂（2006）
30 Rock S06E10
Part 1
June 7, 2022, 4:21 p.m.
There she is! Whore of whores!
总算找着你了! 贱♥人♥堆里出来的!
My Frankie could have any woman on earth,and he chose you?
我家Frankie有的是人追 他就选了你这么个货色?
Ma! What are you doing here?
娘亲! 你来这干什么?
Why can't you just be happy that I'm happy... With Liz?
我和Liz很幸福 你怎么就不开心呢?
- Can I just say one sentence? - Dio mio,i'm an old fool.
- 我能插个嘴不? - 神呐 我真是老糊涂了
What is wrong with me? My boy's in love!
我这是怎么回事? 我儿子恋爱了!
Come over for dinner. Tonight.
今晚过来吃饭吧
Do you like ox,Liz? I'll defrost an ox for you.
你爱吃牛肉吗 Liz? 我给你解冻一头牛
Look,if the situation was reversed,you know I'd pretend to be your boyfriend.
要是你碰到这种情况 我也会装成你的男友
I have a boyfriend. In Canada.
姐有男友 在加拿大呢
Seriously. Chris is in Canada for the week.
说真的 Chris这周在加拿大
And I can't be your girlfriend,'cause I'm not an old pedophile.
我也不能做你女友 我又不是恋童癖老女人
We prefer the term adultophobe.
我们更愿意用"长大恐惧症"这个说法
Lynn,what is going on here?
Lynn 这是闹哪样啊?
Well,I'm hiding from Sylvia.
我躲着Sylvia呢
I got really good at hiding in prison and making wine in my toilet.
坐牢时成了躲藏高手 在厕所里酿酒也很在行
Does your mom not know you guys are together? It's been a year.
你妈不知道你俩在一起么? 都一年了
Sylvia doesn't approve of me.
Sylvia不认可我
No one can remember why anymore.
没人记得原因
You were his teacher,and you seduced him.
因为你是他的老师 你勾引他
Look,here's what happened.
事情是这样的
My mom was snooping in my room,'cause she loves me,and she found a letter.
我妈在我房♥间乱翻 因为母爱嘛 结果她找到一封信
Look what I found in your pornography collection... A love letter.
看看我从你的情♥色♥收藏里找到了什么 一封情书
Who sent this to you? Who is "L"?
谁写的? L是谁?
So you told her "L" was me?
所以你就告诉她我是L?
Liz,we just need you to go along with this until...
Liz 我们只要避避风头等到...
- I don't know,my mom dies. - Or I die.
- 我也不知道 等我妈死了 - 或者我死了
No. I'm not helping to protect this.
不行 我才不要帮你掩护
- It's creepy. - This is creepy?
- 太诡异了 - 这也叫诡异?
In prison,I was part of a fake family with a bald woman,
坐牢时 我和一光头女人组建了家庭
and our son was a basketball with a wig on it,but...
我们的儿子是一个戴着假发的篮球 但...
okay. Um,this is creepy.
好吧 这才是真正的诡异
Frank,tell your mother the truth,'cause living a lie will eat you up inside.
Frank 去跟你妈说实话 因为谎言会吞噬你的内心
Like that parasite I got from eating Sushi on AmTrak.
就像我因为在观光车上吃寿司 染了寄生虫一样
- That's quite a suit,Kenneth. - Thank you,sir.
- 这身西服不错 Kenneth - 谢谢您 头儿
All my suits are my late father's... Mr...
我的西服都是父亲生前留下来的 他叫...
D. B. COOPER
D. B. COOPER先生(美国历史上劫机犯)
That's weird.
奇怪了
Kenneth,since you've left the page program,
Kenneth 自从你离开听差部
finding you a new position here has been one of the most difficult challenges of my career.
给你在台里安排新职位 成了我职业生涯最大的挑战之一
And I'm including making it through the '80s without having sex with Belinda Carlisle.
与80年代 不和Belinda Carlisle上♥床♥齐名啊
I know,sir,but I just couldn't work in ad sales.
我知道 但我就是不能做广♥告♥销♥售♥
We have far too many sponsors that make housework easier for women.
能让女人轻松干家务的赞助厂商太多了
That's why I'm putting you in the standards department.
所以我把你安排在监察部
You'll be responsible for keeping the airwaves free of content that might offend any group.
负责消灭节目里的侮辱性言语
It's a good starting place,but Kenneth,
从这里开始不错 但Kenneth
if you wanna make it in the business world,you can't be so... Morally stubborn.
如果想在生意界混 就不能这么黑白分明
There are gray areas.
灰色地带还是有的
Oh,no,sir. There's always a right and wrong.
不对 头儿 是非对错是必须的
Before he died,my father gave me a piece of advice.
父亲生前给我这么一句忠告
"Son,if you wanna get ahead in this world...
"孩子 如果你想高人一等...
Oh,God,this hurts... Tell your mother I'm gay".
天呐 这太伤人了... "告诉你妈我是同性恋"
Nerf rifle. Mass 3.
玩具气动枪 质量效应3 (角色扮演游戏)
What else do we need for,uh,research?
科研还需要什么装备来着?
Well,I need the deutsche grammophon box set for my opera sketch.
我要德国留声机盒 歌♥剧版块要用到
An opera? Is there singing? Because I sing.
歌♥剧? 有歌♥唱吗? 我会唱歌♥哟
Tracy doesn't sing,so I should do it.
Tracy不会唱 所以让我来吧
The audience expects it. I'll sleep with you.
观众期待着呢 我愿意被你潜规则
No,Jenna,none of this stuff is really for sketches.
不 Jenna 这些都不是真的节目板块啦
We're just saying that so we can charge it all to the show.
我们这么说只是为了让节目组报销
It's the perfect crime... As long as Pete never finds out.
完美擦边球啊 只要Pete不发现
Who drank this?
谁喝的?
This is the scotch I was saving for my birthday.
这是我留着生日喝的威士忌
Someone with a key to my office,a janitor or a security guard or some black...
谁拿了我办公室的钥匙 看门的还是保安 或者是个黑...
Hearted individual,probably white,has ruined the Hornberger hang for all of us!
腹黑人 或者白人 毁了大家的狂欢宿醉!
Let's get forensics in here.
叫鉴证科来
Have the techs lift a latent print,and run it against AFIS.
让技术人员提取可用指纹 在指纹自动识别鉴定系统里进行比对
Maybe the perp's in the system.
或许犯人的指纹就在系统里
Wow,J-Mo,you sound like a cop,and I should know.
哇 J-Mo 听着很有警♥察♥范嘛 我一听就知道
My Uncle was a cop... In a porno.
因为我叔叔就在当警♥察♥… 在A片里
Tracy,every blond actress in the business has done a pilot about a tough but pretty lady cop with special abilities.
Tracy 每一个金发女星都演过一出 讲超能力漂亮女警♥察♥的试播集
Mine was called goodlooking.
我演的剧叫"养眼"
I played Alexis goodlooking who was also good-looking,
里面的角色"养眼"Alexis 超养眼的哦
and my special ability was being good at looking for clues.
我的超能力有一双擅长找寻证据的眼睛 (good-looking双关)
Let's get forensics in here.
把法医叫来
Have the techs lift a latent print,and run it against AFIS.
叫鉴证科来查查有没有遗留指纹 拿去和指纹核查系统作对比
Maybe the perp's in the system.
或许犯人的指纹就在系统里
Unlike my husband's killer,who got away,and it haunts me.
不像杀我老公的凶手 逃之夭夭 叫我夜不能寐
You know what?
这样好了
We should use your skills to solve the case of Pete's missing booze.
我们利用你的能力来解决 "Pete失踪的酒"一案
That was a long time ago,Tracy.
可那是好久以前的事了 Tracy
My detective days are over.
姐不做警探好多年
You sure about that?
你确定?
Because like all black actors,
因为和所有黑人演员一样
I have a lot of experience with playing a wise black fellow who gets reluctant white people to do things.
我演了很多智慧型黑人 专门劝说消极怠工的白人做事
I'm just an old fool,of course,and I don't know much about politics or the like.
我就一傻老头 政♥治♥之类的啥也不懂
But I do know America's kinda like this here crab apple tree...
但我知道 美国就像这棵山楂树...
John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy (后来的JFK肯尼迪总统是也)
All right,I'll do it.
好 这案子我接了
Let's ride,partner.
开动吧(骑上去吧) 搭档
I have some real problems with this Law & Order SVU script.
我觉得这个"法律与秩序之特殊受害者" 的剧本有问题
We can't say "dick wolf" on TV.
电视上不能说"Dick Wolf" (本剧制片人 名字和鸡鸡一个意思)
Listen up,standards and practices.
"条例与守则科"员工们听好了 (特别部门 审查节目是否有违法违规 或者不道德内容)
I just had an emergency meeting with legal,
我刚和法律部开了个紧急会议
and we can no longer use the words "hit,great show,fun",or "broadcast television. "
我们现在不能用"热门" "好节目" "有趣" 或是"广播电视"这些词
- Now,Kenneth... - Mr.Donaghy,Bradley Tarkin,junior compliance associate.
- 那Kenneth - Donaghy先生 我是Bradley Tarkin 初级合规专员
We met last year at your completely silent presentation on the power of eye contact.
您去年做无声演讲"眼神交流的力量"时 我们见过
Ah,yes. I believe it was entitled...
是哦 我想当时的情况是…
I was just an intern then,but afterwards,
我那时还是实习生 不过之后
I got you to sign my first edition Jack attack.
你为我在您的大作 第一版的"Jack袭来"签名
You know,the first edition has a typo.
第一版有个印刷错误
When I took over microwaves,I said to the team,
在我接管微波炉业务之后 我对团队说
"by the end of this quarter,"we're all gonna be in the black...comma...guys".
这季度末尾 我们都会穿上一身黑衣 各位
Not,"we're all gonna be in the black guys".
不是"我们都会被黑人包围 (原句有无逗号♥意思大变)
Anyway,nice to meet you again,Bradley.
很高兴见到你 Bradley
- Uh,Kenneth,a word. - Balloon!
- Kenneth 借一步说话(说一个词) - 气球!
Kenneth,you are now officially in the business world.
Kenneth你已经正式进入商业世界了
Bradley is trying to destroy you.
Bradley想要打垮你
Destroy me?
打垮我?
He's the best friend I've ever had,tied with everyone I've ever met.
他是我最好的朋友了 ...和我所有遇过的人一样
Kenneth,if you learn one thing from me,
Kenneth 若我只教给你 一件最重要的事
it's this:In business,you have no friends.
那就是 生意场上无挚友
Let me tell you a little story.
我给你讲个小故事
There was once a man named...Henry Warren.
从前 有个人叫…Henry Warren
Henry pretended to be my friend,but he turned out to be my very first Nemesis.
Henry佯装成我的朋友 后来才发现他是我第一个宿敌
GE plastics
GE 塑料制品
We got the contract! We're gonna make the bottles for new coke.
我们拿下合约了! 新的可口可乐瓶子 包给我们做了
And I'm gonna make sure you get all the credit.
我会把所有的功劳让给你的
Aces!
太好了!
Let's do some cocaine.
来嗨点可♥卡♥因♥
My friendship with Henry was a lie.
我和Henry的友谊是个谎言
We were just waiting for the chance to destroy the other one.
我们都在等待机会打垮对方
But Bradley gave me my nickname. "Susan".
但Bradley给我取了外号♥Susan
Like "lazy Susan," 'cause I'm lazy and effeminate.
典故是"懒苏珊"(大圆桌中间可以转的 那层) 因为我又懒又娘
Bradley is dangerous. Last year he was an intern.
Bradley很危险的 去年他还是实习生
Now he's a junior compliance associate.
现在已经是初级合规专员了
How did he get promoted so quickly?
为啥他升得这么快?
I signed his book. He had my signature.
我给他的书签了名 他有我的签名了
He probably put it on a forged letter of recommendation.
他可能把签名放到伪造的推荐信上
Ooh,sir. That's awfully paranoid.
先生 你也太疑神疑鬼了(paranoid)
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