我真想弄死你 快起来!
I want to kill you. Get off this couch!
你弄得到处都是碎屑
You're making crumbs everywhere.
嗨 亲爱的
Oh. Hi, honey.
什么?
What?
什么?等等
What? Wait, hold on.
出什么事了?
What's wrong?
什么意思?你没事吧?
What do you mean? Are you okay?
好吧 你能跟我说说吗?
Okay, okay. But can you just tell me right now?
很严重吗?
Is it bad?
-怎么了? -他在哭
-What? -God, he's crying.
-为什么?怎么了? -不知道
-Oh, no, why? What happened? -I don't know.
他说他没事
He says he's fine,
但是他让我立刻回家
but he said he needs me to come home right now.
好吧
Okay. All right.
我得走了 走吧
I got to go. Let's go. Come on, let's go.
我在这里挺好的
I'm good here.
起来!
Get up!
马克 亲爱的 怎么了?
Mark, honey, what happened?
你吓死我了 出什么事了?
You got me scared to death. What's going on?
我被炒了
I was fired.
不会吧?
Oh, you were?
我现在只想消失
I just want to disappear right now.
到底怎么回事?
What happened?
我根本不明白
I don't even know,
我觉得一切顺利
-I thought it was going well. -Mm-hmm.
我觉得导演喜欢我
I thought the director liked me, at least
她说她喜欢我的
-she said that she did. -Mm-hmm.
排练结束之后 她说
And then after rehearsal, she's like,
“我能跟你聊两句吗?”
"Can I talk to you for a second?"
她从所有人面前把我叫出去了
Takes me outside in front of everyone,
说“拿上你的东西走人”
says, "Grab your stuff."
-太残忍♥了 -是啊
-That is so cruel. -Yes.
她说“你不理解这个角色
And she's like, "You're not quite getting this role
我会找人换掉你”
"and you're going to be replaced."
太可怕了
How awful.
肯定是其他演员让她炒掉我的
I bet you the other actors told her to fire me.
去他们的吧
Oh, well, fuck them.
-对 -让他们都见鬼去吧
-Yeah. -Fuck them all.
希望这个傻♥逼♥戏剧
Yeah, I hope their fucking play
一张票也卖♥♥不出去
-takes a big fat fucking shit. -Yeah.
它肯定会砸锅的
It's going to be a huge flop, you know it.
这不是你的错
God, it's not your fault.
确实是我的错
I mean, it is my fault.
不是 你从来没有被炒过
No, you've never been fired before.
而且
And, you know,
所有演员都至少会被开掉一次
every actor has been fired at least once, anyway.
那个迪士尼的电影就炒过我
I got fired from the Disney movie.
哦 对
Oh... right.
你记得疯帽子吗?
Do you remember the hat?
疯帽子
The hat.
太丢人了
I am so embarrassed.
我想死 天 我的生日
I want to die. Oh, my God, my birthday.
不要生日派对 宝贝
-No birthday party, okay, baby? -Mm-hmm.
不要派对 什么都不要
No birthday. No nothing.
-不要请人来 好吗? -好
-No one here, okay? -Okay.
不要过生日
No birthday.
-亲爱的? -嗯?
-Honey? Honey? -Yeah?
别抖了
The jiggling.
-什么? -整个桌子都在晃
-What? -The whole table's shaking.
因为我的腿在发抖
Yeah, because my leg is shaking.
我控制不了
I can't stop my leg.
要沙拉吗?
You want salad?
我听说你得到了一个戏剧角色
Hey, so, I heard you got a part in a play.
是什么角色?
-What's the part? -Er...
怎么了?
What? What's the matter?
他被开除了
He was fired.
-不是吧! -嗯
-Oh, shit! -Yeah.
-天啊 -昨天
-Oh, my God. -Yesterday.
太遗憾了 马克
Oh, we're so sorry Mark. That's awful.
没事 反正我也不想再演戏了
Yeah, I'm done with acting, anyway.
不行
No, you're not.
亲爱的 只是一个角色而已
Honey, it's one play.
以后会好的
It's going to be a bomb.
肯定的
Yeah, we'll hope for that.
而且你不能不干 因为我想退休了
And besides, you can't quit because I want to retire.
什么?
What?
你的客户越来越多了
You're getting all this business now.
我讨厌人类 我不想再帮他们
I hate people. I don't want to decorate
装♥修♥他们丑陋的家了
their ugly houses anymore,
毫无意义
so meaningless.
感觉就是整个星球正在融化
It's like the whole planet is melting
我却在采购羊绒墙贴
and I'm just out shopping for cashmere walls.
真有羊绒墙贴这种东西?
Is that a real thing, Sarah?
真的
Yeah, it is. It's real.
妈呀
Oh, dear God.
你没事吧?
You okay?
-不用了 -我们是老年人了吗?
-No, I don't want that. -Are we dead yet?
你居然随身带着胃药?
You carry around Tums in your bag.
对 这是治胃酸的
Oh, I carry Tums.
这是治胃胀的 还有通便的
I got Gas-X, I got, um... I got stool softener.
哦 还有镇静剂
I got... ooh, I got Xanax, of course.
有人需要吗?
Does anyone want one?
有人要吗?
Does everyone want one?
也许我应该放弃写作
Maybe I'll just stop writing, you know?
这样就轻松多了
I mean, I think, actually, it would be kind of a relief.
别这样 贝丝
Come on, Beth.
你的代理不理解你的书
Your agent didn't get your book.
这不是你放弃的理由 我觉得她现在那个代理
It's not a reason to retire, like, her agent...
不太称职
I just don't... I just don't think she's that good.
-你的事业很优秀 -就是
-You have a great career. -Thank you.
没关系的 唐
You know, it's okay, Don.
说真的 你不用一直这样
Honestly, you don't have to keep
小心翼翼地维护我的情绪
trying to make me feel better, okay?
因为我知道你已经觉得很烦了
Because I know it's super tedious for you.
好 没问题
Uh, okay, you got it. Done.
-太好了 -不好
-Great. -No.
你知道吗?
No, actually, you know what?
这样一点也不好
Okay, that's not very nice.
你刚才的行为
It's... It's hurtful.
很伤人
What you just did.
不好意思 你是说你被伤到了?
I'm sorry, are you saying that you're hurt?
对 别那我撒气
Yeah, don't... Don't take it out on me.
我拿你撒什么气了?
Take what out on you?
-你事业不顺的气 -这是希腊的橄榄油
-Your frustration. -This is a Greek olive oil.
我只是不需要
I just... You know what? I just don't need you
你再继续骗你了
to lie to me anymore.
我骗你?
Lie to you?
-对 -你行了吧
-Yeah. -God, will you just stop?
你现在就像个孩子
You know, you're behaving like a child.
我听到你的话了
I heard you talking.
我听到你跟马克说的话了
I heard you talking to Mark.
你说什么呢?
What are you talking about?
-在帕拉贡 -什么?
-Paragon. -What?
我和莎拉去找你
Sarah and I came in to say hi.
听到了你们的谈话
And we overheard you guys.
什么?你们监视我们?
What? You spied on us. What?
不是 好吧 那一小会儿是的 不过本来是为了好玩
What? No. I mean, it was just for, like, a second for fun.
-我们听到你们的谈话了 -谈的什么?
-We heard you talking. -About what?
我的作品
About my work.
等一下...
Okay, hang on. Is it...
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