一样的月光（2019）

我们忘记刚刚这五分钟
that would make me lose these last five minutes.
说真的 大家 伙计们
Seriously, team, guys,
这可不怎么愉快 好吗？
it's not a good time, okay?
去做你们自己的事 就看到我们之前的
Just go do whatever you were doing before you saw us.
你以为这很容易吗？
Do you think this is easy?
我说 你坐在这里喝饮料
I mean, you just get to sit there and order drinks.
我们得走过来 跟你搭讪
We have to walk over, make small talk,
还要冒着被奚落一番的风险
and risk being shot down.
你想过这个么？
Did you ever think of that?
给你个提示 你知道吗？
Here's a hint, you know what?
有点魅力是很有用的
It helps if you have charm and charisma,
还有 换个比“你的朋友怎么样”更好的台词吧
and a better line than, "how's your friend?"
另外 清新的口气对你也会有帮助的
Also, fresh breath would be helpful for you.
会有帮助的
It would help.
婊♥子♥
Bitch.
好多了 你知道吗？
Better, you know what?
你应该继续努力的 你个老仙人掌
You should keep working on it, Cacanova.
别走啊 伙计
You stay in the game, buddy.
不 我认为你做得很不错
No, I think you're doing a really good job.
真的 真的
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
这是怎么回事？
What is that all about?
就是个口臭的家伙而已
He's just some dude with kickin' breath.
闻起来就好像刚吃了洋葱泥和大蒜汤
It smelled like if he had cream of onion and garlic soup,
但是是从腐烂的尸体里传出来的一样
but strained it through a rotting corpse first.
哦 我有个很棒的主意
Oh, I've got an awesome idea.
我们在旧金山有一个分公♥司♥
We have a satellite office in San Francisco.
他们早就想让我去那里
They've been wanting me to go up there for a long time
接受些培训了
and do some training.
汤姆在旅途中可能想要人陪对吧？
Maybe Tom would like some company on that road trip?
拜托凯莉 不行
Come on Kelly, no.
你想想
Think about it.
我们可以单独待在一起整整两天
Two whole days together, alone.
好吧 我跟他说说吧
Okay, I'll run it by him.
但说真的 凯尔 就这样吧
But seriously Kell, this is it.
啊 你最好了
Ah, you're the best.
是的 我希望我明天试图摆脱罚款的时候
Yeah, let's just hope that that judge thinks so
那个法官也会这么想
when I try and get out of that ticket, tomorrow.
是吗？
Yeah?
是的
Yeah.
说真的 伙计 你也该去吃点薄荷糖了
Seriously, you could use a breath mint yourself, dude.
停下来 天哪
Stop, oh god.
为什么每个人都这么恶心呢？
Why is everyone gross?
嘿 要一起抱一下吗？
Hey, group hug, huh?
不 不用了
No, that's okay.
你知道吗？
You know what?
不要
No!
该走了 该走了
Time to go, time to go.
- 停下 - 别这样
- Please stop! - Check, please.
走开
Get away.
尊敬的斯迈尔斯法官
The Honorable Judge Smails
加州 圣地亚哥最高法庭
现在将审理霍莉·米勒的案子
will now hear the case of Holly Miller.
婊♥子♥
Bitch.
不用担心 我把我们婚礼上的歌♥刻到了光盘上
Don't worry, I have our wedding song on CD,
还带了他最喜欢的黑色小礼服
and his favorite little black dress.
如果这些方法都失败了的话 就告诉他你是双性恋
If all else fails, just tell him you're bisexual,
很想和那个叫杰西卡的女孩一起三人行 好吗？
and super into threesomes with girls named Jessica, okay?
你真恶心
You're so gross.
希望不会变成那样
Hopefully it won't come to that.
乖哈
Be good.
再见
We'll see you.
对凯莉好一点 好吗？
Be nice to Kelly, okay?
- 当然 - 好的
- Of course. - Okay.
我明天给你打电♥话♥
I'll call you tomorrow.
好了 再见
Okay bye.
乖哈
Be good.
别分手啊
Don't break up.
你准备好了吗？
Are you ready?
- 走吧 - 好的
- Let's do it. - Okay.
♫ 我发现 ♫
♫ I find ♫
我很抱歉要问一些
So I'm sorry for asking questions
我可能本来知道答案的问题
I probably already know the answers to,
但你到底做什么的？
but what is it exactly that you do?
我是一个绅士俱乐部的高薪保镖
I'm a high-paid escort at a gentleman's club.
没有啦
Really!
我其实是一家化妆品公♥司♥的客户经理
I'm an account executive at a cosmetic company.
反正旅途还长 你想问多少问题
But it's a long trip, so go ahead
都可以随便问我
and ask as many questions as you want.
你和我妹妹好像关系挺好的
Well, you and my sister seem really close.
我很高兴她有你这么好的朋友
I'm glad she has such a good friend.
是的 我也有同样的感觉
Yeah, I feel the same way.
就像我们真是姐妹一样
It's almost like we're sisters,
就是 有亲缘关系的那种
you know, related in some way.
嗯 跟我讲讲杰西卡吧
So, tell me what Jessica's like.
她很漂亮
She's beautiful.
你知道吗 她这种女孩
You know, she's the type of girl
走进一个房♥间时 每个人都会停下来凝视她
that when she walks in a room, everyone stops and stares.
但是她是什么样的人？
But what is she like?
你的意思是？
What do you mean?
比如说 她有趣 有爱心 聪明吗？
Like, is she funny, caring, smart?
我猜是吧 怎么了？
I guess, why?
好吧 她对你来说一定很特别
Well, she just must be something special,
才会让你愿意开这么久的车一路北上去见她
if you're driving all the way up north to see her.
是的
She is.
你呢？
What about you?
有对你特别的人吗？
Someone special?
我结了一次婚
I was married once.
但是我和他之间还是有点距离感
But it's kind of a distance between us.
哦 抱歉
Oh, sorry.
没事
Yeah.
我仍然抱有希望
Still holding out hope, though.
他可能会接近我的
He may come around.
你要是需要我替你开的话就跟我说 好吗？
Just let me know when you want me to drive, okay?
没问题
No problem.
我还能开一会
I'm good for a while.
那么 你要让我开一会吗？
So, you ready for me to take the wheel?
其实 你介意我们在这里停下来吗？
Actually, do you mind if we just stop ahead up here?
我要买♥♥杯咖啡
I need a coffee.
不介意
Yeah.
嗯 这次我来付钱吧
Ah, yeah, I'll pay for it this time.
我们轮着来
This go round.
嗯 我本来想我可以为你开门的
So, I guess I can get the door for you,
只是你一直挡着我
but you just keep getting in my way.
抱歉
Sorry.
这咖啡很好 我需要它提提神
It's good coffee, though, so, I needed it.
嘿
Hey.
那边有个许愿井
There's a wishing well over there.
嗯哼
All right.
你介意我们去看看吗？
Do you mind if we go take a look?
当然 走吧
Sure, let's do it.
嘿 过来
Hey, come here.
我喜欢许愿井
I love wishing wells.
这个看起来很像我丈夫和我
This one actually looks exactly like the one
在爱尔兰度蜜月时见的那个
that my husband and I saw in Ireland on our honeymoon.
我给了他一分钱让他投进去
I'd given him a penny to drop in,
在他放进去之前
and just before he dropped it in,
他停了下来 说“我不需要许愿
he stops, and he goes, "I don't need to make a wish,
因为我所有的愿望都已经实现”
"because all of my wishes already came true."
他听起来真是个好人啊
He sounds like a really good guy.
是的
Yeah.
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