爸爸的好儿子（2012）

麻萨诸塞州 1984
小东尼·伯杰
现在的东尼·伯杰
三十年刑期
"我们是真爱!"
高中生一夜成名
"我当爹啦!"
人人都爱东尼
少年种马
魅力无限
少♥妇♥杀手
东尼·伯杰出♥售♥版权收获巨资
本周热剧
1989年高分连续剧
老爸我恨你
如何趁夜乱搞
写给汉: 不论你在哪 我都牵挂着你 记得给我打电♥话♥
麻州女子监狱
送给伴郎
背景音乐就是Ice Ice Baby
干什么呢 笨蛋
What's up, numb-nuts?
因了解而哭泣
Read 'em and weep.
范·海伦演唱会的门票
Van Halen at the Centrum.
第三排哦!
Third row!
你该带上琼尼
You should take Jolene, man.
听说她乳♥头♥很大
I heard she got big nipples.
这可是范·海伦的演唱会 老兄
This is Van freakin' Halen, man.
认真点好吧
Get serious.
另外 我已经不喜欢女孩了
Besides, I'm just not into girls anymore.
兄弟 我也喜欢男的!
Dude, I'm into guys, too!
不不不不
No, no, no, no, no.
我不是这个意思
That's not what I meant.
我现在喜欢女人
I'm into women.
嘿 玛丽
Hey, Mary.
我有两张范·海伦这周末的演唱会门票
I got two tickets to Van Halen this weekend.
什么时候来接你?
What time should I pick you up?
请叫我麦嘉老师 东尼
It is Miss McGarricle, Donny.
演唱会是很好
And that's cute,
不过我是你老师 不是你女朋友
but I am your teacher, not your girlfriend.
哇 麦嘉老师 谁说你是我女朋友的?
Whoa, Miss McGarricle, who said anything about girlfriends?
我们就当是夏天艳遇吧
Let's just start with a summer fling,
只不过是些手活
couple of hand jobs,
没别的想法
no expectations.
别把我想得那么龌龊
Don't get all psycho on me right away.
你给我留堂一个月
That is a month's detention.
什么是手活?
What's a hand job?
不知道 但我也想试试
I don't know, but I think I want one.
我能去上洗手间不?
Can I go to the bathroom?
不行 留堂期间不准说话 伯杰先生
No. No talking in detention, Mr. Berger.
好吧 我为我的行为道歉
All right, I'm sorry for what I did.
保证下次绝不再犯
I promise I won't do it again.
你麻烦大了 东尼
You're in a lot of trouble, Donny.
等等 你不会告诉我老爸吧?
Wait, you're not gonna tell my dad, are you?
他会打死我的 他是个疯子
He'll kick my ass. He's crazy.
你到底想做什么?
What were you trying to do, anyway?
在你朋友面前耍酷?
Impress your friends?
呃 你懂的 你...
Well, you know, you're...
你有些喜欢我?
You have a little crush on me?
不
No.
"不" 那你...
"No. " So, you...
你不想要我咯
You don't want me.
不 是啊
No. Yeah.
我不知道现在该说什么好了
I don't know what I'm supposed to say right now.
你嘴里有口香糖 东尼?
Is that gum in your mouth, Donny?
瞧 我已经注意你一年了 东尼
You know, I've been watching you all year, Donny.
当你投进最后的制胜球 打败费尔菲尔德队时
When you hit that shot to beat Fairfield
你穿着大鸟短裤上下跳跃
and you were jumping up and down in your little Larry Bird short-shorts
像罐暴晒的腌菜一样冒汗 ...
and sweating like a jar of pickles in the hot sun...
哦 天啊
Oh, God.
太性感了
That was so hot.
这是真的吗?
Is this really happening?
是真的
This is happening.
而且正发生
It's happening right now.
在我的办公室里
In my office.
好 太棒了
Okay. Awesome.
那我求之不得
So, I'm totally in.
你想怎么做?
How do you want to do it?
因为我以前做过很多体♥位♥
'Cause I made sex before, lots of ways.
你想直接手活
So you want to go straight to hand jobs
或者口♥交♥ 还是从后面来?
or eating me out or taking me from behind?
我会教你的
I'll teach you.
我是处♥男♥
I'm a virgin.
哦 天啊 哦 天啊
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
哦 我的天
Oh, my God.
哦 天啊 哦 天啊
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
谁? 我?
Who? Me?
今晚我要坐在你脸上
嘿 东尼 你多少分?
Hey, Donny, what'd you get?
而且如果我当选八年级年级长
And if I'm elected eighth grade class president,
我承诺...
I promise to...
你越来越厉害了!
You're getting so good at this!
我承诺将竭尽全力降低学校商店的价格...
I promise to do my best to lower prices at the school stores and...
所有的练习都是值得的!
All of our practice is really paying off!
我喜欢你这样叫
I like the sound of that.
提米 停 稍等一下
Timmy, stop. Hold on a second.
我爸要打死我了
My dad's gonna kick my ass.
安静!
Calm down!
东尼! 东尼! 东尼! 东尼!
Donny! Donny! Donny! Donny!
那男的是谁?
Who's the man?
东尼! 东尼! 东尼! 东尼!
Donny! Donny! Donny! Donny!
耶! 你们也想要我?我是谁啊我
Yeah! You want some of me? Who's the man?
好 各位!
All right, everybody!
够了!
Enough!
我知道很多人认为
I am aware that a lot of people think
这小孩
that this young man
根本就不是受害人 而是实现了
is not really a victim, but someone that's living
每个男孩青春期的终极幻想
the ultimate teenage boy's fantasy.
毫无疑问
Absolutely.
但这是项严重的罪行
But this is a serious crime.
玛丽·贝丝·麦嘉 请起立听候判决
Mary Beth McGarricle, rise for sentencing.
事实上这层关系
The fact that this relationship
已使你怀孕 而你毫无悔意
has resulted in a pregnancy and you show absolutely no remorse,
引用你的原话就是
saying, and I quote,
我还想再搞那小孩很多次
I would fuck that kid again and again.
他让我感觉我下面
"He makes me feel like there's a rainbow
仿佛出现了彩虹
coming out of my beaver. "
...这让我不得不
...leaves me absolutely no choice
对你处以最高刑罚
but to levy the maximum penalty.
判三十年监禁于麻省女子监狱
Thirty years in the Massachusetts Women's Penitentiary.
而且 法庭将未出生的孩子
And furthermore, the court grants custody of the unborn child
判给东尼·伯杰的父亲...
to Donald Berger's father...
蠢蛋
Dumb-ass.
...直至东尼满十八岁为止
...until Donald turns 18,
到时候他将获全部的监护权
at which time he will assume full custody.
好好照顾我们的孩子 东尼!
Take care of our baby, Donny!
麦嘉老师!
Miss McGarricle!
我会永远爱你!
I'll never stop loving you!
这特么真是疯了
That is just fucking mental.
这孩子年轻 帅气
The kid is young, he's attractive,
他大概比这老头子硬久一些
he can probably keep a hard-on longer than this fucking guy.
怕了吧 娘娘腔
Made you flinch, pansy.
滚!我不需要你!
Go ahead! I don't need you!
我可是东尼·伯杰!
I'm Donny freakin' Berger!
我超有名 小♥弟♥弟♥超大
I'm wicked famous and I got a wicked big schlong!
嘿 有情况 东尼·伯杰又上新闻了
Hey, here's something. Donny Berger's back in the news.
就是把自己老师肚子搞大的那孩子?
That kid who got his teacher pregnant?
- 正是 - 我喜欢那孩子
- Exactly. - I love that guy.
听说他昨晚请客了一轮酒
Seems like he bought a round last night.
好吧...
Okay...
波士顿花♥园♥球场的每个人都有份
For everybody in Boston Garden.
哦 天啊 他是我偶像