求别毁：雾山夺藏（2023）

加油 马尔特
Go, Mart.
对了 谢谢你们能来
Thank you guys for coming, by the way.
我知道你们在这里对他来说意义非凡
I know it means a lot to him that you're here.
艾米 当然的事 -噢
Amy, of course. -Aw.
她的真名到底是什么
What the fuck is her deal, man?
闭嘴 她就在我们旁边
Shut up. She's right next to us.
她有什么问题
What is her problem?
她很好 她...
She's fine, man. She's...
她真的很好 只是...
She's honestly really nice. It's just...
我不知道马尔特为什么这么... -害怕
I don't know why Martin is so... -Afraid?
他现在吓呆了
He's petrified right now.
就好像他被人用枪指着 -我知道
Looks like he's being held at gunpoint. -I know.
还有那套衣服是怎么回事
And what the fuck is going on with that suit?
我不知道啊 老哥
I don't know, man.
太大了 伙计 他看上去就像太阳
It's huge, dude. He looks like the fucking sun.
他看上去就像高中戏剧里的皮条客
He looks like a pimp in a high school play.
我给你施洗
I baptize thee.
以圣父 圣子 圣灵之名
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost,
你现在受洗了
you are now baptized.
呜呼
Whoo!
那太棒了
That was so good.
我的心
♪ My own heart ♪
无论什么降临
♪ Whatever befall ♪
此心永不改
♪ Still be my vision ♪
哦 万物的主宰
♪ O Ruler of all. ♪
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西方国家中特别是美国及加拿大，一口大小的猪包毯是常见的鸡尾酒会前菜，常搭配芥末或大蒜沾酱食用。
你吃过了猪包毯了吗 -没有
You get any pigs in a blanket? -No.
我还是更喜欢外面这层面包
More of a fan of the blanket myself.
你在逗我吗 老哥 -什么啊
Are you kidding me, man? -What?
你刚把面包吸进去了
You just sucked the bread off that?
我说了我更喜欢外面的面包
I said I'm more of a fan of the blanket.
我听到你说什么了 这太恶心了
I heard what you said, man. It's disgusting.
约翰·列侬是英国歌♥手，披头士乐队的创始人，《All You Need Is Love》是披头士乐队1967年发行的单曲
用约翰·列侬的话来说 "你需要的只是爱"
In the words of John Lennon, "All you need is love."
可惜他因为吸毒下了地狱
Too bad he's in hell for doing drugs.
我爸的电♥话♥
Oh, my dad's calling.
我得接这个电♥话♥ -别啊 别抛下我
I got to take this. -No, dude, don't leave me.
我马上就回来 -本...本 求你了
Yeah, I-I'll be right back. -Ben... Ben, please.
我曾经是个罪人 如今我得到了救赎
I was a sinner, but now I'm saved,
一切多亏了艾米
and it's all thanks to Amy.
噢
Aw.
我不能...我当之有愧
I can't... I can't take credit.
不瞒你说 谢天谢地
Hmm. You know, thank God
艾米找到了一个像马丁这样的好男人
Amy finally found a good man like Martin.
马丁现在是个好男人
Martin is a-a good boy now,
你真该看看他当你的样子
but you should've seen him back in the day.
他是那么的拉风
He was so awesome.
他做了什么
What did he do?
在施粥所工作吗
Like, work at a soup kitchen?
不 他会喝到烂醉如泥
No, he would get, like, blackout drunk
然后成为一个角色
and become a character.
这很难解释 我可以给你看个视频
It's hard to explain. I-I can show you a video.
这是劳伦斯
This is Lawrence.
他不仅仅是一个
He was so much more than just a voice
马丁喝醉后会模仿的嗓音
Martin would do when he was drunk.
他无所畏惧
He was fearless.
当教导主任想叫停我们的派对时
Like when the dean tried to shut down our party,
劳伦斯揍得他屁滚尿流
Lawrence beat his ass.
当我的教授想挂我的科
And when my professor tried to fail me,
劳伦斯揍得他屁滚尿流
Lawrence beat his ass.
当一个卖♥♥午餐的大妈不让他进食堂的时候
And when a lunch lady banned him from the cafeteria,
劳伦斯和她交往了美好的三个月
Lawrence dated her for three beautiful months,
直到她丈夫发现了
until her husband found out.
然后他揍得他屁滚尿流
And then he beat his ass.
当马丁遇见艾米
And when Martin met Amy,
他发誓再也不会变成劳伦斯
he vowed to never become Lawrence again.
所以 事情就是这样 -噢
So, that's that. -Oh.
感谢上帝人是会变的
Thank God people change.
生活充满了高山和低谷
You know, life is full of mountains and valleys.
我不是这个意思
That's not what I'm saying.
爸 我很抱歉
Dad, I'm sorry.
能遵循道德的罗盘真的很重要 -罗盘
It's so important to have that moral compass. -Compass.
更不用说
Not to mention the fact
他会珍惜 -宝藏
that he's going to treasure -Treasure.
他所有的朋友 -朋友
all of the friends -Friends.
他在这里交到的
that he makes here.
高山 罗盘 宝藏 朋友
Mountain, compass, treasure, friends.
高山 罗盘 宝藏 朋友
Mountain, compass, treasure, friends.
高山 罗盘 宝藏 朋友
Mountain, compass, treasure, friends.
高山 罗盘 宝藏 朋友
Mountain, compass, compass, friends,
高山 罗盘 宝藏 朋友
friends, treasure, treasure, friends.
高山 罗盘 罗盘...
Mountain, compass, compass...
我得先走一步
I got to go!
把你的臭手拿开
Get your fucking hands off me!
抱歉 抱歉
Sorry. Sorry.
伙计 他毁了洗礼后的派对
Dude, he ruined the baptism after-party.
他没有毁了它
He didn't ruin it, man.
它还是很酷 -不 他失控了
It was still cool. -No, he's losing it.
他总是孤身寡人在他房♥间里顾影自怜
He's always alone in the house doing the saddest shit.
这很压抑 -没错 我同意你
It's depressing. -Yeah, I-I'm with you, man.
不过我认为 他只是在经历一些事情
I'm... I think, though, he's just going through something,
但总体来说 他完全没事
but in general, he's totally fine.
噢 哈喽
Oh, hello.
天啊 -我只是在晚上洗个澡
Oh, man. -I was just taking an evening bath.
带着你的电脑吗 -是的
With your computer? -Yes.
做些调查
Doing research.
我今天在洗礼招待会上的时候
While I was at the baptism reception today,
我有了一个启发性的发现
I came upon an enlightening discovery.
你为什么这样子说话 -各位 我想
Why are you talking like that? -Guys, I think
我知道雾山宝藏在那里
I know where the treasure of Foggy Mountain is,
我觉得我们应该去寻宝
and I think we should go get it.
雾山宝藏
The treasure of Foggy Mountain?
我们小时候去过的那座山吗
Like from when we were kids?
这一切都起源于我看到这个人的抖音
It all started when I saw a TikTok about this guy.
迪奇·诺德文德
Deetch Nordwind.
喔
Whoa.
你打开了将近45个标签 你在干什么 老哥
You have like 45 tabs open? What are you doing, man?
这些都是我一直在做的调查
Well, that's how much research I've been doing.
当中有很多都是詹妮弗的肉体 的片段
Well, a lot of these are clips from Jennifer's Body.
这是调查的一部分吗 -呃...
Is that part of the research? -Um...
这样你还不如租部电影呢 -就是啊
You could just rent the movie at that point. -Yeah.
够了 我们能回到第一页吗
Enough, please. Can we just go back to the first one?
这事关重大
This is very important.
迪奇所追寻的宝藏
The treasure Deetch was after was hidden
被一个叫让·皮埃尔·勒罗什的法国海军探险家藏了起来
by a French naval explorer named Jean Pierre Le Roche.
"J.L."
"J.L."
这是让·皮埃尔·勒罗什的标识
This was Jean Pierre Le Roche's insignia.
我们小时候找到的罗盘是一幅藏宝图
Our compass that we found as kids is a treasure map.
看看这个
Here, check this out.
它完美的对上了
It aligns perfectly.
有意思 -在我的调查中
Huh. -And in my research,
我发现他把宝藏藏在某个洞穴里
I found out that he hid it in some kind of chamber,
但没有人能找得到
but nobody's been able to find it.
那是什么
What's that?
看起来像个洞穴
Looks like a chamber.
这是真的吗
This is real?
本 你能想象你♥爸♥会怎么说
Ben, can you imagine what your dad would say
如果你寻到雾山宝藏吗
if you found the treasure of Foggy Mountain?
我保证他会对你另眼相看
I guarantee you he will look at you like he's never looked at you before.
还有马尔特 艾米25岁了
And, Mart, Amy's 25.