求别毁：雾山夺藏（2023）

把面包捞出来就像 -帮一下
Just take the bread out. -Help.
我们不用把乌龟拿出来
We don't need to take the turtles out.
唷 马尔特
Yo, Mart.
你现在是基♥督♥教♥徒♥了吗
You Christian now?
噢 我女朋友是
Oh, yeah. Well, my girlfriend is.
我们非常相爱
We're really in love.
只要我在她身边 我就心想
Whenever I'm around her, I'm like,
"如果你离开了我可怎么活"
"I don't know what I'd do if you left me."
抱歉 风有点大
I'm sorry, the wind is a little loud.
你可以再说一遍吗
Can you say that again?
我只是非常害怕她会离开我
I'm just so scared she's gonna leave me.
所以你们的性生活顺利吗
So the sex is good?
棒呆了 她总是让我躺着
It's great. She always just lets me lie there.
前插跑位 前插跑位 -准备接球 准备接球
I'm going deep. I'm going deep. -Go long. Go long.
我在前插跑位
I'm going deep. Hey!
你们在干什么
What are you guys doing?
天啊 真的吗
Geez, really?
哦耶 -老天啊
Oh, yeah. -Oh, goodness.
我负责 来吧
It's on me. Just take it.
我不行
No, I couldn't.
嘿 约翰
Hey, John?
你能帮我拿这个吗
Will you help us reach this?
也许跳起来就能够到了
Oh, um, maybe just ask him to jump.
这是一种北美三合一的鸟叫声
This is a three-in-one North American birdcall.
只要轻轻吹口气...
Just give it a nice blow in the...
对着这里的口
in the hole here, and it's, uh...
噢 -什么玩意
Oh! -What?
这不对啊
That wasn't right.
我躺着不动
I stay still!
所以你完全不动吗
Oh, so you're completely still?
我一柱擎天 她自己坐上了
I get hard. She slips it in.
我的任务到此结束
End of my job.
所以你是从下面抽♥插♥
Oh, so you're kind of pumping it from below?
不 我一块肌肉都不用动 姐妹
No, I ain't moving a muscle, sister.
她几乎不用碰我 我射得到处都是
She barely has to touch me, and I make a huge mess.
让我再试一次 别担心 -好的
Let me try one more time. Yeah, no worries. -Sure.
你真差劲 本 -哇
You suck, Ben. -Wow.
冷静点 迈克
Relax, Mike.
晚安 大家 今天干得不错
Night, y'all. Good day's work.
我们明天再来
Let's get it again tomorrow.
继续努力
Keep working hard. All right.
小样准备好了吗
Are y'all ready?
我带了特鲁利啤酒
I brought the Trulys.
抱歉了 老兄
I'm sorry, dude.
我和我爸有一个重要的会议
I got a big meeting with my dad.
但今天是飞行星期五 我们每周都这样
But it's Fly Day Friday. We do this every week.
我们喝得酩酊大醉 然后在滑翔机里飞翔
We get trashed and fly in the wingsuit machine.
我知道 我很抱歉
I know. I'm sorry.
只是我要向他做一个重要的报告
It's just, I'm doing a big presentation for him
关于为什么要我来经营这家店 -好吧 马尔特
on why I should run the store. -Okay. Mart?
我也想 但艾米和我得为明天的大日子做好准备
I would, but Amy and I got to get ready for the big day tomorrow.
成人洗礼 -是的
The adult baptism. -Yes.
被上帝之水淋湿
Getting wet with the good Lord's water.
好的 -只是有点奇怪
Okay. -It's just a little weird
一个成人受洗 -谢谢
to get baptized as an adult. -Thank you.
除非是你出狱或者戒酒
Unless you're, like, getting out of jail or getting sober.
好吧 啤酒都归我了
All right, well, more Trulys for me.
别一口气喝完
Don't drink all of them.
好的 我不会的 我会的
Okay, I won't. I will. -Hell yeah.
一切安好 -玩得开心
Peace, dudes. -Have a good night.
我们家里见
I'll see you at home.
晚点再说
Later.
约翰痛苦不堪
John was in pain.
不仅是因为他在周五晚上独自饮酒
And not just because he was seven Trulys deep,
穿着自♥制♥滑翔衣在滑翔机里飞行
wing-suiting by himself on a Friday night.
约翰痛苦的根源要一直追溯到
The real source of John's pain went all the way back
2007年的松林中学才艺秀
to the 2007 Pinewood middle school talent show.
那是五年级的时候 约翰 本和马丁尚未相识
It was fifth grade, before John even knew Ben and Martin.
我爱你 火焰约翰尼
I love you, Johnny Flames!
他知道自己对魔术表演轻车熟道
He was nice with the magic tricks, and he knew it.
他的盛大落幕叫做紫焰换装
His big closer was the Purple Flame Quick Change.
他只需要
He just had to
穿越火丛...
jump through fire...
...在镜子后换好服装 以新的面目亮相
...change behind a mirror and reappear in a new outfit.
唯一的问题是...
The only problem was...
他的鸡♥巴♥出来了
His penis is out!
是的
Yes.
整个学校目睹了约翰的鸡♥巴♥
The whole school saw John's penis,
这是他遇到过的
and that was the worst thing
最难堪的事 -停下
that had ever happened to him. -Stop!
直到五秒后
Until five seconds later.
现在他的鸡♥巴♥着火了
Now it's on fire!
这成为了他遇到过的最难堪的事
And that was the worst thing that had ever happened to him.
直到五秒后
Until five seconds later.
理查德先生在摸约翰的鸡♥巴♥
Mr. Richards is touching John's penis!
学校里最受爱戴的教师
The most beloved teacher in school
将失去他的教学执照
would lose his teaching license.
这是约翰生命里最不堪的一天
It was the worst day of John's life.
干得漂亮 火焰约翰尼
Nice going, Johnny Flames.
直到最不可思议的事情发生了
Until the greatest thing ever happened.
嘿 老兄 我觉得你的魔术很精彩
Hey, man. I thought your magic was great.
而且你的鸡♥巴♥还不算难看
And also, not a bad-looking penis.
我们的妈妈这周末要带我们去雾山
Our moms are taking us to Foggy Mountain this weekend.
想来吗
Want to come?
A.M. AM - Damien Jurado
困在千篇一律的生活里
♪ Stuck here in a life that repeats ♪
生活在当下和未来
♪ Living in the now and between ♪
杂♥志♥上的篇章
♪ Pages from a magazine ♪
那是什么
What is that?
指引你梦想的说明书...
♪ Instruction manuals for your dreams... ♪
是个罗盘
It's a compass!
他们的友谊对约翰来说意味着一切
Their friendship meant everything to John.
但近来 他感到本和马丁
But lately, he had the feeling that Ben and Martin
抛下了他开始新生活
were moving on without him.
马丁 我好激动
Martin, I'm so excited.
我觉得这是最完美的洗礼服
I think it's gonna be the perfect baptism outfit.
我喜欢
I love it.
真的吗 -那当然
Really? -Totally.
Met Gala（Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute in New York City）
亦称Met Ball，纽约大都会艺术博物馆慈善晚会
我感觉我要出席慈善舞会
I feel like I'm rolling up to the Met Gala.
滴滴
Oh, yeah. Beep, beep.
舞会主题就是95年NBA选修
Yeah, and the theme is, like, the '95 NBA Draft.
宝贝 我感觉这可能是你的新造型
Oh. Baby, I feel like this could be your new look.
是吗 -是的
Yeah? -And then, like,
如果你把头发留长一点
if you grow your hair out a little bit.
像耶稣那样
Looking like Jesus?
那套服装是传家宝
That suit's a family heirloom.
是的 我爷爷就是穿着那套服装下葬的
Yeah, my grandfather was buried in that suit.
什么 -宝贝 来看看这个清单
What? -Baby, come look at this listing.
我想我给我们找到了一所房♥子
I think I found the house for us.
哦 哇
Oh, wow.
这太漂亮了
This is great.
是吧 看看那个厨房♥
Right? Look at that kitchen.
所以 我们该给房♥地♥产♥经纪人发邮件吗
So, should we email the Realtor?
好吧
Yeah.
但这看起来不像狗屎吗
But doesn't it just kind of look like shit?
什么
What?
不瞒你说 我想我还记得
You know what, I think I actually remember
看到过一个更好的地方
seeing an even better place.
好吧 -呃...
Oh, okay. -Um...
对 让我...