兜风（2023）

Come to my chair.
等等 等等 哦 我的天啊 这太酷了
Wait, wait. Oh, my Gosh, this is so cool!
好吧
Okay.
所以 我们什么时候能见到你的未婚夫
So, when do we get to meet your fiance?
哦 你刚才已经见过了
Oh. You just saw him.
他就是男主角
He's the leading man.
等一下 那个人形木须龙吗
Wait, the human Mushu?
*迪士尼动画《花木兰》中的角色
哦 他在这里
Oh, there he is.
嘿 - 嗨 宝贝
Hey. - Hi, honey.
嘿 我很抱歉 我不得不 呃 脱掉戏服
Hey, I'm so sorry. I had to, uh, get outta my costume.
穿起来好痒又好紧
It's just so itchy and tight.
克拉伦斯
Clarence,
这是我最好的朋友奥德丽 大学认识的
Audrey is my best friend from college.
你好 我们才是最好的朋友 事实上
Hi. We're best friends, actually.
克拉伦斯和我是在这部剧的片场认识的
Clarence and I met on the set of the show.
他演一个英武的军人
He plays the military hero.
哦 我们刚才看到你的戏了 演得真好 你很棒
Oh, we just saw you. It was so good. You're really great.
而我演一个乖乖女
And I play the good girl.
之前两部戏也都演的是乖乖女 这是
Played the good girl in my last two dramas too. It's...
我想这大概算我的招牌
I think it's kinda my brand.
她简直就是个天使 不是吗
She's an absolute angel, isn't she?
凯特和我每天都感谢上帝让我们相遇
Kat and I thank God every day for bringing us together.
什么 - 你们俩是圣经狂热者吗
What? - Are you two Bible-thumpers?
哦 我 我一直是个虔诚的女人
Oh, I... I have always been a woman of God.
我是说 你还记得一开始我们认识时
I mean, remember that was one of the first things I told you
我就和你说过吗 奥德丽 我说
when we met, right, Audrey? That...
我是个信仰基♥督♥的好女孩
I am a good Christian girl
在婚前会保持贞洁
saving myself for marriage.
等等 什么 - 等等 等一下 你们俩
Wait, what? - Wait, wait, wait. You two...
从来没做过爱
have never had sex.
我们的联结是精神上的
Our connection is based on spiritual,
而非肉体上的亲密
not physical intimacy.
你和乔纳斯兄弟埃菲尔铁塔式
Did you have a spiritual connection
三人行的时候也是精神联结吗
when the Jonas Brothers were Eiffel towering you?
哦 我的天啊
Oh, my God.
哦 我的天啊 太好笑了 我爱巴黎
Oh, my God. That's so funny. I love Paris.
对吧
Right?
我得走了 你怎么样 需要什么东西吗
I gotta go. You good? You need anything?
我什么都不需要 亲爱的 谢谢你
I'm good, my love. Thank you.
好了 过来
Okay, come here.
给耶稣留点空间
Leave some room for Jesus.
对
Yes!
没错
Yeah.
很高兴见到你们 - 很高兴见到
Nice to meet you all. - So good to meet...
好吧
Okay.
走吧
Go away!
所以 克拉伦斯见过你批上的纹身吗
So, has Clarence ever seen your pussy tat?
我坦白我曾经纹过一朵小小的向日葵
I do confess that at one point I did have a tiny sunflower
在大腿内侧
on my inner thigh.
好前卫啊
"Edgy."
但是这不重要因为 呃 现在没有了
But it doesn't even matter because, um, it's gone.
激光可以创造奇迹
Lasers work miracles.
好吗 已经洗掉了
Okay? Gone.
证明给我看 - 洛洛
Prove it. - Lolo.
嗯 你只能活一次 洛洛
Mmm. YOLO, Lolo.
*即you only live once的缩写，和洛洛的名字押韵
要知道 我大学时曾经和你一样
You know, I used to be like you in college
但我想我就是成长了
but guess I just grew out of it.
是吗 哦 因为你看起来有点紧绷
Really? Oh, 'cause you seem kinda tense
毕竟一直没有炮可打
from all the no-boning.
你确定你没问题 你确定你不想念这个吗
You sure you're good? You sure you don't miss it?
婚礼钟声敲响之前不用舌头 我的朋友
No tongue until the wedding bell's rung, my friend.
好了 呃 那我们现在应该出发了 对吗
Okay. Um, well, we should get going now, right?
所以 呃 我们要去一个叫作光彩的地方
So, um, we have to go to this place called Radiance.
在夜店进行商务会议实在有点疯狂
It's crazy that a business meeting is happening at a club.
但是去了罗马就要入乡随俗 - 一起洗澡
But when in Rome, do what the Romans do. - Bathe together.
*古罗马有公共浴场文化
那么 幸运的是
Well, lucky for you,
拍摄提前完成了 所以我现在就可以走
I wrapped early, so I can come now.
我是说 你仍然需要一个翻译 对吗
I mean, you still need a translator, right?
实际上洛洛愿意 - 没错
Actually Lolo offered... - Yeah.
但是一个本地人总比没脑子的老外好用吧
你吃一个鸡♥巴♥
吃个大鸡小鸡
随便你
你们在说什么
What is that?
我也会说中文
来吧来吧
好的
Okay.
我喜欢她 - 不 你不喜欢
I like her. - No, you don't.
好了 我们需要找到执行总监
Okay, we gotta find the CEO.
记住 让他今晚签下合同
Just remember, it's really important for me
对我来说非常重要
to get him to sign tonight.
奥德丽 你来了
哦 该死
Oh, shit.
你好
Hi!
你好 林先生 见到你很高兴
Hi, Mr. Lin. It's so nice to meet you.
我很期待和你讨论合同
I'm so excited to talk about the deal.
你叫我超就行了
这么客气干吗
这些是你朋友吗
是的
Yeah.
伙计们 他在说什么
Guys, what's he saying?
呃 春华 - 春华 没错
Uh, Chunhwa? - Chunhwa. Yes.
我太喜欢你的戏了
谢谢哦
来来来 来喝
火车开动
Choo-choo!
来来 干杯了啊 干杯
喝喝 喝多一点 喝多一点
吃吃吃
干杯干杯
说真心话 超比我想象中
Honestly, Chao's way younger
要年轻很多
than I thought he was gonna be.
是吧 - 还很火♥辣♥
Right? - And hot.
我愿意睡他
I'd smash.
好了 拜托不要跟他搭讪
Okay, please don't hit on him.
你没事吧 - 嗯
Are you good? - Mmm.
你平常并不吃真正的中国食物
You don't normally eat real Chinese food.
是的 而且你不用什么都喝完
Yeah, and you don't have to drink everything either.
我听说如果你能跟上中国商人的节奏
I heard that if you keep up with Chinese businessmen
他们会更加尊重你
they respect you more.
来来来来来
我叫了千岁酒
这是什么 - 见鬼 皮蛋酒
What are these? - Shit. Thousand-year-old egg shots.
太他妈的棒了
So fucking good.
不过我不知道你是否接受得了
I don't know if you can handle it, though.
看起来黑乎乎又黏糊糊
They're so black and gooey.
我喜欢黏液
I love goo.
来 祝我们的事业千岁千岁千千岁
干杯干杯干杯 干杯干杯
奥德丽 你还好吗 - 嗯嗯
Audrey, you okay? - Mmm.
吞下去
Swallow it.
好
我们玩拍拍乐
哦 拍拍
我们玩吧
Let's play!
哦 这是个拼酒游戏吗
Oh, is this a drinking game?
规则 规则是什么
What are... What are the rules?
再来再来
拍拍乐
输了 你输了
打得好 打得好 输了就该打
来 喝 喝
你们两个
快来快来
玩一下拍拍乐
好吧
你准备好输给大明星了吗
You ready to lose to a celebrity?
哦 我简直等不及要扇死你了
Oh, I can't wait to slap the shit outta you.
拍拍乐
平手 两个人都打
哦 好吧
Oh, okay.
她们在玩什么
好了好了 够了
我们这是拍拍乐
你们在干什么
奥德丽 到我们了
你和我 我们俩
You and me? You and me?
对 呃 - 好 我们他妈开始吧
Yeah. Uh... - Yeah. Let's fucking go!
没错 势均力敌好吗 呃 你能搞定的
Yeah, you're evens, okay? Uh, you got this.