兜风（2023）

你会喜欢这个故事的 这
You're gonna love this story. It's...
你对我撒了谎
You lied to me.
你跟我说你和你的母亲在北♥京♥
You told me you're in Beijing with your mother.
但显然那不是真的
But that's clearly not true.
我没法和表里不一的人
I cannot do business with someone
一起做生意
who's not who they say they are.
拜托 就 就听我说完
Please. Just... Just hear me out.
不 我已经决定了
No, I've already made up my mind.
我将告诉你的老板我们不会
I will tell your boss that we are not
签合同了 - 但你和弗兰克谈的时候
going to sign. - But, when you talk to Frank
能不能拜托你不要提到
can you please just not mention
那个视频的事 - 我已经看过了
the whole video thing? - I already saw it.
该死 - 我都不知道
Shit! - I didn't know
你如此行为不端 奥德丽
you were this shady, Audrey.
我是说 这是我最后一次冒险
I mean, that is the last time that I take a chance
采用你这样的人了
on someone like you.
重申 我是指受雇律师 而不是亚裔
Again, I mean associate, not an Asian.
总之 你被解雇了 - 什么
Anyway, you're fired. - What?
弗兰克 不 我 我可以解决这个问题
Frank. No... I... I can fix this.
不过我还是支持亚裔的盟友
I'm still an ally though.
这周早些时候我解雇了一个白人男
I fired a white guy earlier this week.
走了完全一样的流程
Did the exact same thing.
好吧 弗兰克 弗兰克 别挂电♥话♥
Okay, Frank. Frank? Frank, don't hang up.
我会被电视剧剧组开除的
I'm gonna get fired from my show.
还有电影剧组
And my movie.
我永远去不了洛杉矶了
And I'm never gonna go to LA.
没关系 这不是世界末日
It's okay. It's not the end of the world.
不 这完全就是世界末日
No, it literally is the end of the world.
克拉伦斯和我本来准备在马里布租一栋房♥子
Clarence and I were gonna rent a house in Malibu.
我们会成为那种每天冥想
And we were gonna be one of those couples
还一定要告诉别人的夫妇
who meditate every single day and tell people about it
因为在洛杉矶人人都这样
because that is what people do in Los Angeles.
没关系的
It's okay.
而且等到奥德丽搬过来以后
And Audrey was gonna hang out with us
我们就可以经常一起出去玩
all the time when she moved there.
奥德丽准备搬家去洛杉矶吗
Audrey was gonna move out to LA?
在交易完成 她升职之后
Once she closed the deal and got promoted.
你为什么没和我说过洛杉矶的事
Why didn't you tell me about LA?
洛洛 我现在没法谈这个 - 你是打算怎么办
Lolo, I can't right now. - What was your plan?
你原本准备什么都不说就这么搬走吗
Were you just gonna move out and never say anything?
这事已经吹了
It's not happening anymore.
我刚被解雇了
I just got fired.
什么 - 超看到了视频
What? - Chao saw the video.
你那个视频 - 好吧 那也无所谓
Your video. - Yeah, well, whatever.
去他们的 你可以找一份新工作
Fuck them. You'll get a new job.
没那么容易 - 对你来说就是很容易
It's not that easy. - For you, it will be.
只要到你打壁球的那家乡村俱乐部去
Just go to the country club where you play squash at.
那里肯定会有白人愿意给你一个职位
I'm pretty sure one of those white guys will give you a job
连两秒钟都不用 - 什么鬼
in, like, two seconds. - What the fuck?
我很努力才得到的那份工作
I worked hard for that job.
你知道吗 这他妈全都是你的错
You know what? This is all your fucking fault.
四个好姐妹 四只小熊
Four bears for four best friends.
卡布奇诺给奥德丽
Cappuccino is for Audrey
因为她不喜欢尝试奇怪的东西
because she doesn't like to try anything weird.
她是最棒的 - 你♥他♥妈♥个蠢货
She's the best. - You're a fucking idiot.
是你和超说我认识我的生母
Telling Chao that I knew my birth mom.
是你拖着我们跑遍中国乡村
Dragging us all over the Chinese countryside.
我做这些都是为了你
I was doing this for you.
不 你做这些是为了你自己
No. You were doing it for yourself.
你觉得我们还是小孩 正在进行什么愚蠢的大冒险
You still think we're kids on some dumb grand adventure.
好了 成熟点吧 洛洛 我们其他人都是成年人了
Well, grow the fuck up, Lolo. The rest of us are adults.
你♥他♥妈♥的还是个孩子 行吧 现在我的生活毁了
You're still a fucking child. Okay, my life is ruined.
你的生活毁了
Your life is ruined?
我的生活才是毁了 好吗
My life is ruined, okay?
你总能找到另一份他妈的案头工作 好吗
You can always find another fucking desk job, okay?
我没法再找到第二个克拉伦斯了
I can never find another Clarence.
那又是谁的错呢
And whose fault is that?
也许你从最开始就应该
Maybe you should've been honest with him
对他诚实 而不是过去三年
from the beginning instead of lying every single day
每天都在撒谎
for the past three years.
哇哦 什么鬼 这是她的私事
Whoa, what the fuck? That's her business.
而且你什么时候又算得上是诚实的代表了
And since when are you the spokesperson for honesty?
好吧 所以你们俩现在成最好的朋友了
Okay, so are... Are you two best friends now?
就像莉萝和史迪奇那样吗
What, like Lilo and Stitch?
*迪士尼动画《星际宝贝》中的角色
你模仿得一点都他妈不像
You fuckin' suck at impressions.
批上纹身
我爱你 凯特
滚你的吧
Go fuck yourself!
我会把你的牙打掉 贱♥人♥
I'll knock your teeth out, bitch!
我是一个演员
I am an actress.
而即便是我 也没有你那么自我中心
And even I am less self-involved than you are.
凯特 - 你知道吗 凯特说得对
Kat. - You know what? Kat's right.
你这个朋友糟糕透顶
You've been a shitty friend.
这一路上我各种帮你
This entire time, I was helping you
就是为了让你升职好离开我吗
so you could get promoted and leave me?
我那么做是为了我的事业 - 为什么
I was doing it for my career. - Why?
我的意思是 你总是说觉得自己在那家公♥司♥
I mean, you're always talkin' about how you feel like
格格不入 - 我在哪里都格格不入
you don't belong there. - I don't belong anywhere.
我很显然不是白人
I'm clearly not white,
但你总是跟我说我是
but you're always telling me that I am.
我又不够亚洲 至少对你来说不够
And I'm also not Asian enough. At least not for you.
这全是你自己瞎想 你的生活很完美
That's all in your head! Your life is perfect!
我的生活哪里完美
How is my life perfect
我每天都在给一个已经29岁的成年女人
when I spend all my time babysitting a grown-ass
当保姆 - 是我在给你当保姆
29-year-old woman? - I'm babysitting you!
从我们小时候在游乐场那会起就是我一直
I've been saving your ass since we were kids
在罩着你 - 你从来 从来都没有
on the playground. - You've never, ever
用心努力过 洛洛
applied yourself, Lolo.
你想成为一个真正的艺术家 那就成熟点吧
You wanna be a real artist? Then grow up!
现在你就只是个业余爱好还挺讨喜的寄生虫
Right now, you're just a barnacle with a cute hobby!
喂 也许我是寄生虫 但至少我知道自己是谁
Yo, I may be a barnacle, but at least I know who I am.
你猜怎么着
You know what?
假如从小我们不是
If we didn't grow up
镇上仅有的两个亚裔女孩
as the only two Asian girls in town,
我们本不可能成为朋友
we never would've been friends.
抱歉 - 感谢你的耐心等待
Sorry. - Thank you so much for waiting.
我们找到了
We found the record
你生母的记录 - 哦 我的天啊
of your birth mother. - Oh, my gosh.
我 我看不懂韩语 呃
I... I can't read this. Um...
那么我是给她打个电♥话♥还是
So do I call her or...
我 我很抱歉 我 我不知道该怎么做
I... I'm sorry, I'd... I don't know how this works.
我非常抱歉
I'm so sorry to tell you that...
她已经去世了
she's passed away.
我这里有她安葬的地址
I have the address of where she was buried
如果你想要去拜谒的话
if you would like to visit her.
不 我 呃
No. I'm, uh, um...
你有朋友在这边吗
Do you have friend here?
有可以联♥系♥的人吗 - 不 呃 没事 谢谢你
Someone you can call? - No. Uh, it's okay. Thank you.
谢 谢谢 谢谢你 非常感谢 谢谢你
Thank... Thank, thank you, thank you so much. Thank you.
喂
Hi.
嗨 爸爸
Hi, Dad.
嘿 我是克拉伦斯
Hey, it's Clarence.
耶稣爱你 给我留言
Jesus loves you. Leave a message.
呃 你好
Uh, hi.
我知道你再也不想和我说话了 但是 呃
I know you never wanna talk to me again, but, um...
我希望你会听这条留言
I hope you will listen.
我想百分百坦诚我做过的所有事
I wanna be 100% honest about everything and...
还有 嗯 和我做过的所有人
and, well, everyone I've ever done.
我想我们可以从名字A打头的开始
I guess we'll start with the A's.
哦 我 我很抱歉
Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry.
我不 我不会说韩语