伴娘（2011）

这个好吃到不行
This is crazy good, ya'll.
海伦 你不吃点肉吗
Helen, aren't you eating any meat?
试衣服之前不适合大吃大喝
It's not good to eat a big meal before a fitting.
我觉得有点胀了
I feel a bit bloated, so...
我不会
Not me.
-不会 -生理上 我从不觉得胀
- No? - No. Physically, I don't bloat.
-真幸运 -很幸运
- Lucky. - That is lucky.
这是天赋
It's a gift.
我真希望像你一样结婚这么久
I can't wait to be married for as long as you've been married.
还有小孩
And to have kids.
-成为母亲 -贝卡
- And be a mom. - Becca?
怎么了
Yeah?
前不久 我累死累活
The other night, I'm slaving away,
为一家人做了精致的晚餐
making a beautiful dinner for my family.
我的小儿子进来
My youngest boy comes in
说要点份比萨
and says he wants to order a pizza.
我说 不行 今晚不能点比萨
I said, "No, we're not ordering pizza tonight."
他回我一句 妈妈 你干嘛不去死
He goes, "Mom, why don't you go and fuck yourself?"
他才九岁
He's nine.
好了 莉莲去洗手间了
Okay, now that Lillian's in the bathroom,
跟你们简短说一下送礼会的事
I just wanted to talk to you guys about the shower really quick.
我觉得法国主题的不错
I was thinking it could be French-themed, you know.
因为她这辈子最想去巴黎
since she's always wanted to go to Paris her whole life.
我想着 可以把巴黎搬到这
So I figured we could bring Paris here
准备点香槟 饼干
and have champagne and little cookies.
饼干上写着 莉莲和道格
They'd say "Lillian and Dougie" on them.
可以蘸点热巧克力浆
We can dip them in chocolate fondue,
然后再来点高档奶酪
and get cheese from the nice part of the store.
-我喜欢 -主意不错 安妮
- I love that. - Good idea, Annie.
邀请函也用法式的 整个法式系列
We can have French invitations, the whole thing.
不错吧
Don't you think that'd be nice?
-很贴心 -这样很好
- That's adorable! - That's really cute.
那太好了
Good. Great.
我不确定 这很可爱
I don't know. It's really cute.
但我个人觉得 巴黎主题
But I feel like, personally, the Paris theme's a bit,
有一点点过时了
"Been there, done that."
应该还能想到更好的
I just feel like we can top it.
应该多想几个点子
We should throw some ideas around.
每个人都想个主题
See if anyone else has a theme they had in mind
任何东西都行
or something they'd been thinking of.
卡♥通♥主题怎么样
What about a Pixar-themed shower?
打扮成各自最爱的卡♥通♥人物形象
And we all come dressed as our favorite Pixar character.
我想到一个 搏击俱乐部
That, and I'll just snowball on top of that, also Fight Club.
女子搏击俱乐部
Female fight club.
我们去之前涂点润滑油
We grease up, we pull in.
莉莲蒙在鼓里 给她个惊喜 我们搏击吧
Lillian doesn't know, so it's, "Surprise! We're going to fight!"
把她揍出屎来
We beat the shit out of her.
她绝对终身难忘
She's not going to forget that.
我们只管袭击就是了
We just fucking attack.
-说心里话 -别啊
- Can I be honest? - No.
我日日夜夜都和三个小霸王在一起
I'm at home with three boys all day, every day.
我们来个单身女郎派对怎么样
What about the bachelorette party?
这才是最重要的
That's what's more important.
我新买♥♥了条吊带裙 我急着想上身了
I've got a new tube top, I want to cut the tags off.
我得好好抓住这次机会
I'd like to take advantage of this opportunity.
-这机会到哪找 -我赞成她的
- Where are we going? - I'm going to second her.
我们得好好玩一玩
We'd better blow this shit out. Yeah.
我们是莉莲的亲友团 这个小可怜
That poor girl, Lillian, who we're all here for,
搞不好正在厕所嚎啕大哭呢
is in the bathroom probably bawling her fucking eyes out.
因为她意识到 见鬼
Because she's realizing, "Holy shit!
我得下半辈子都和道格在一起了
I've got to spend the rest of my life with Doug."
他是我哥哥 我爱他 但他是个混♥蛋♥
He's my brother. I love him. But he is a fucking asshole.
我们都应该没意见吧
I think we can all agree on that, right?
我们可以再想想
We can... You know, we'll figure it out.
我再想几个方案 这样更好
I mean, I can think of stuff, and it will be great.
最重要的是 一定要非常非常特别
We just have to make sure it's really, really special.
-白衣美人 好地方 -选得好 安妮
- Belle en Blanc? This is the place. - Great job, Annie.
-谢谢 -安妮
- Thanks. - Annie.
这里是白衣美人 请问预约名是
Belle en Blanc. Reservation name?
我没预约 我们过来逛逛
I don't have one. We're just here to shop,
挑下礼服
just to try on some dresses.
伴娘试衣预约
Okay. Well, the next available appointment
最早是七周后
for bridesmaids' fittings is in seven weeks.
没有预约不能入内
Absolutely no walk-ins.
惠特尼 我是海伦
Whitney? It's Helen.
-海伦·哈里斯吗 -对
- Helen Harris? - Yeah!
-你好 -你好
- Hi! - Hi.
天啊 你来啦 我马上让你进来
Oh, my god. Hi. Listen, I'll buzz you right in.
-太好了 谢谢 -好的
- Great, thanks. - Okay.
好久不见 欢迎 快进来
Hello. Welcome, come in.
-你今天真漂亮 -很高兴见到你
- You look wonderful. - Great to see you.
欢迎光临白衣美人婚纱 女士们
Welcome to Belle en Blanc, ladies.
-欢迎来到婚纱天堂 -谢谢
- Welcome to heaven. - Thank you.
天呐
Oh, man!
这儿还真♥他♥妈♥有模有样
This is some classy shit here.
真受不了 梅根
Jesus, Megan!
不好意思 我道歉
I'm sorry, I want to apologize.
我真搞不清那股气儿从哪头出来的
I'm not even confident on which end that came out of.
惠特尼 你继续 不好意思
Whitney, back to you. I'm sorry.
总之 多看看这些婚纱
Anyway, take a look around. Get to know the dresses.
需要的话叫我 我就在办公室
If you need anything, I'll be in my office.
好好享受
Have fun.
天呐
Oh, my God.
这是费兹柏娜斯
It's a Fritz Bernaise.
-姐♥妹♥们♥ -天呐
- Ladies, I... - Oh, my God!
我觉得没有哪款比这个更好了
I just don't think we can do any better.
简直...
This is...
-太漂亮了 -太华丽了
- This is beautiful. - That is gorgeous.
八百美元
天下无双 无可替代 风韵十足
It's unique, it's special, it's couture.
法国制♥造♥
This is made in France.
海伦 八百美元呢
Helen, this is $800.
开玩笑吗 这已经在打折了
Are you kidding? It's on sale.
-天呐 -真的吗
- Oh, my gosh. - Are you serious?
太完美了
What a perfect combination.
姐♥妹♥们♥ 注定就是这件
You guys, it was meant to be.
这沙发真不赖
Oh. That's nice.
我们应该多看些款式
There's other dresses we should be looking at.
这件 还是算了吧
Nope, not that one.
莉莲 莉莲 看这件
Lillian, Lillian, look at this one.
-漂亮吧 -漂亮
- Isn't this pretty? - Yeah.
真的很漂亮 再说
It's really pretty and sweet, and...
我们可不能穿得太华丽
You know, we don't want to upstage
抢了莉莲的风头
Lillian with a big fancy dress.
简单大方一些就好
Maybe we should just get something kind of simple.
千万别担心会抢我风头
Please do not worry about upstaging me.
因为
Because...
海伦的一个朋友要为我设计婚纱
Guess who Helen is friends with
你们猜是谁
and who's designing my wedding dress.
圣派斯·露露
Lady St. Petsois JuJu.
我刚把身型尺寸发给法国大设计师
I just sent my measurements to France, y'all.
不会吧
No, you didn't.
我结婚的时候你死哪儿去了
Where were you when I was getting married?
姐♥妹♥们♥ 我们先别忙着决定
Ladies, let's not decide
穿哪款伴娘礼服
on this bridesmaids' dress straight away.
合不合适只有试了才知道
Let's let our bodies decide.
穿上试试 开心一下 好吗
Try some things on and have some fun, okay?
好 大家开心一下 姐♥妹♥们♥
Yeah, let's have some fun, girls.
姐♥妹♥们♥ 开足马力
Ladies, start your "Engines."
莉琳 莉琳
Lil, Lil.
-好漂亮 -太帅了