巨石年少时（2021）

Young Rock S01E10

Part 1 May 24, 2021, 3 p.m.

巨石年少时
晚上好我是兰德尔·帕克
Good evening. I'm randall park.
大选之日临近
As election day draws closer,
我们请到了候选人强森
we caught up with candidate johnson
让他谈谈此刻的感受
and asked him how he was feeling.
我保持审慎乐观的态度但是我有信心
Cautiously optimistic but still confident that
美国人♥民♥会买♥♥我的帐
the american people believe in our message.
大选之日就要到了兰德尔
Big day's almost here, randall.
我能尝到它的味道
I can taste it.
那它的味道如何
what's it taste like?
就如同这龙舌兰一样棒
Almost as good as this tequila.
几乎
Almost.
或许也像这杯
Probably also almost as good
烈性梨子酒那么带劲
as this hard pear cider.
这酒已经过期一年多了
That's been expired for easily over a year.
我们给猫留着的
we save it for the cat.
是吗
Really?
说起来现在竞争很是激烈
so the race is tight. - Mm-hmm.
没有人能预测接下来事态的走向
No one can predict which way it's going to go.
不管竞选结果如何
Would you consider this accomplishment a win,
你会将这次选举视作是一场胜利吗
no matter the outcome?
不会的
No way, no way.
这场竞选将会史无前例的激烈
There's that legendary competitive fire.
我对待每件事情都全力以赴
I try to do anything like I do everything,
但仅此而已
and that's with all I got.
不管你怎么你努力工作
And you can work hard, but sometimes
还是会有无法控制的局面
there are variables you just can't control.
你指的肯定是
Of course you're referring to
在林·曼努尔·米兰达的音乐剧
not being cast as pedro cerrano
重拍版《大联盟》中
in lin-manuel miranda's
没有扮演佩德罗·塞拉诺
musical remake of "major league."
不我说的不是这件事
no, not talking about that.
虽然没出演也伤透了我的心
But that one did sting.
我说的是九十年代初
I'm talking about playing college football
在迈阿密大学打橄榄球时
in the early '90s at the university of miami,
当时我梦想着能进美国橄榄球联盟打球
when I had big dreams of playing in the nfl,
能给我的家庭更好的生活
and giving my family a better life.
好了大伙让我们继续报道
All right, folks, our coverage
1995年美国橄榄球联盟选拔
of the 1995 nfl draft continues now.
让我们对话今天的主角
Let's talk to the man of the hour,
道恩·强森
dwayne "ladybird" johnson.
道恩在美国橄榄球联盟选拔中
Dwayne, how's it feel
斩获头筹是什么感觉
to be the first pick in the nfl draft?
我证明了梦想真的能够成为现实
I'm proof dreams do come true,
多年前我就做出承诺
and a few years ago, I made a promise.
现在我给我父母买♥♥了一栋豪♥宅♥
I bought my parents a mansion.
我简直不敢相信
I don't believe it.
道恩
Dwayne...
道恩
Dwayne.
道恩
Dwayne!
道恩
Dwayne.
你还好吗
You all right?
没事
Yeah.
- 怎么了小凯 - 你睡着了
- What up, kev? - You were asleep.
我训练太累了
Yeah, I been working hard in camp.
就为了争首发的位置
Going after that starting spot.
我得让身体休息几分钟
Just need to power my body down for a minute.
小睡一会
Micro naps.
这样试试看着
Love those. Check it.
嘭
Boom.
焕然一新
Refreshed.
哟哟干嘛呢
Yo, yo, yo, what up?
大伙大家伙
My dogs, my dogs, my dogs.
吃酸味水果大爆♥炸♥吗要吗
Gushers? Gushers, baby? Gushers?
嘿萨普
Sapp top. - Hey, yo, sapp.
这是防守前锋休息室
This is the d-line room.
你们边锋队的会议室应该在
I think your tight end meeting's
那个老意大利面工厂
at the old spaghetti factory.
意大利面听起来挺不错但是你搞错了
spaghetti sounds good right now, but no,
我没走错房♥间
I'm in the right place.
教练说让我换到防守前锋位置
Coach said he wanted to convert me to d-line.
小心点吧
So watch out.
我要来抢你的位置了
I'm here for your job.
安静各位
Okay, okay.
我今天反胃得厉害
My acid reflux is bananas today.
我不想拿你们发泄好吗
I'll try not to take it out on you, okay?
就算萨普是一个有天赋的球员
Even though sapp was an insanely talented
我决心要向埃里克森教练
football player,I was determined
证明我有十足的实力
to show coach erickson I still had what it took
成为首发球员
to be a starter.
这次训练营几天后就结束了
First, camp's wrapping up in a few days,
对于很多人来说
so it's make or break for a lot of you
这是成败的关键
battling for starter spots.
今年我们的队伍要冲着冠军去
We got a championship-caliber team this year
防守前锋球员将是我们的突破口
and d-line's gonna lead the way.
- 收到 - 第二当心体育经纪人
- Yes, sir. - Second, sports agents.
这些家伙正潜伏在你们周围
Now, these jokers are lurking around,
想要用美酒佳肴招待你们
trying to wine and dine some of you.
在哪呢快来找我
Where? Here I am.
这是违法的动动脑子
it's illegal, so use your brains.
不要上他们的当
Avoid these guys,
别接受他们的任何东西
and don't accept any of their gifts.
如果他们要送我一辆车呢
Is a car technically a gift?
不能要
Yes.
如果是一辆本♥田♥思域呢
What if it's a honda civic?
更不能要
- It's still a gift. Moving on.
- 三明治算吗 - 三明治怎么了
- What about a sandwich? - What about it?
三明治算礼物吗能要吗
- Is it a gift? Technically?
如果是经纪人买♥♥的
If it's bought for you by an agent,
那就不能要
then yes, it's a gift.
如果是一个帕尼尼呢
What about a panini?
是经纪人买♥♥的三明治就不准收
All sandwiches bought by agents are gifts.
热狗算三明治吗
Would you consider a hot dog a sandwich?
去他妈的你说呢
Damn it, yes!
热狗可不算三明治
See, I disagree.
把你们的战术本拿出来
Moving on. Get out your playbooks.
我们来讲讲球队战术
Let's talk game strategy.
我忘带了
I forgot mines.
我们共用一本可以吗
It's cool if we share?
来吧哥们儿没问题
Come on, dog. You hoggin'.
萨普是迈阿密球队中
Sapp was one of the best athletes
难得一见的优秀球员
miami football had ever seen.
但今年的首发我必须上
But this was my year,
我不必过多的担心
and I knew I had nothing to worry about.
哟我可一点都不累哦
yo, I'm not even tired out here!
我流的汗都是古龙水
I'm sweating cool water cologne, baby.
萨普最牛
Sapp, baby!
萨普最牛
Whoo-hoo-hoo, sapp!
很明显我错了
So, yeah. Obviously, I was wrong.
好了听着
Okay, listen up.
首先
Uh, first of all,
推荐我用善胃得来治疗胃灼热的那位
whoever recommended zantac for my heartburn,
多谢了我感觉如获新生
thank you. Honestly, life-changing.
不用谢教练
You're welcome, coach.
第二赛季还有一周就要开始了
second, season starts in a week,
教练已经决定
and the coaches have made their decisions
首发前锋球员人选
on our first string defense.
我知道你们在休赛期都很努力
I know how hard you all worked in the off-season,
我为你们感到骄傲知道吗
and I'm proud of you, okay?
你们都是最棒的
Each and every one of you.
首发防守前锋球员是