单身毒妈（2005）
Weeds S01E01
Part 2
Nov. 25, 2020, 12:21 p.m.
I believe my brother-in-law's exact words were
我相信我夫家兄弟当时说的是
"Dude, meet the finest jit with the finest shit.".
"老妹 来见见最烂的菜鸟吧 他有好货呢"
Jit?
菜鸟
I was quoting.
他是这么说的
I gotta go.
我要走了
Alright.
好吧
Drive safe.
安全驾车
You know where I live at, right?
知道我住在哪的 是吧
I do. Bye.
恩 拜拜
What happened in the guest room?
客房♥里是怎么回事
Ask Shane.
问希恩
I'm asking both of you.
我在问你们两个
I fell through the skylight but don't worry I'm okay.
我从天窗上掉下来了 不过别担心 我没事
Turn the show back on!
把电视给我打开
There's a huge hole in the ceiling.
天花板上有个很大的洞
What the hell were you doing up there?
你们到底在那干嘛
Lupita told him to get down.
洛皮塔叫他下来了
I tell him, Mrs.
我跟他说过了 小姐
I didn't hear her.
我没听见
Come on! Deaf girl on Douise Street could hear her.
拜托 住在杜易斯街的聋女孩都能听见了
She's not deaf, she just talks weird.
她没聋 只是说话怪点罢了
There's something wrong with her tongue.
她的舌头有点问题
What? Who told you that?
什么 谁跟你说的
She's totally deaf.
她绝对是个聋子
Dennis Kling says there is nothing wrong with her tongue.
丹尼斯·科林说她的舌头没一点问题
What do you mean? What ? Did they french kiss?
你什么意思 他们舌吻了吗
Hey, Mrs. Botwin!
你好 伯特温女士
Hey, Quinn! You want some chili?
嗨 奎恩 要点辣椒吗
Nah, I'm good.
不了 我很好
That's right, Shane.
对极了 希恩
They french kissed.
他们舌吻了
Who french kissed?
谁舌吻了
Dennis Kling and Megan Beals.
丹尼斯·科林和梅根·比尔斯
Oh! They did a whole lot more than...
噢 他们做的可不止那点儿
Quinn!
奎恩
Hey! How's your shoulder?
对了 你肩膀怎么样了
I'm totally okay.
完全没事
Can I have the remote now? Please!
能把遥控器还给我吗 求你了
You were here when he fell?
他掉下来的时候你也在场
Officially I was at Kim's house working on a science project.
严格说来 我当时在凯姆的房♥里做一个科学项目
Officially?
严格说来
Yeah, they were making out!
是啊 他们在亲热
But nothing naked.
不过没脱衣服
Shut up!
闭嘴
I gotta go out for a second.
我要出去一会儿
Where are you going?
你要去哪
It's a neighborhood watch thing.
就在社区转转而已
I'll be right back.
我马上就回来
Wanna fool around?
要去"玩玩"吗
Sure.
好啊
I told you
我警告过你
You can't miss the bear
绝不能射偏一只熊
I love this show!
我爱死这节目了
Christ!
老天啊
Josh!
乔什
You need to relax.
放松
My husband died of an heart attack.
我丈夫已经因为心脏病发作死了
You wanna orphan my kids?
你要我的孩子变成孤儿吗
So what's up?
有什么事
My guy went on this yoga retreat in Redlands.
我的供货人去雷德兰兹参加瑜伽体验营了
And he won't be back for a week,
一星期后才回来
I was just wondering if you could help me out.
我想知道你是不是能帮帮我
He didn't take care of you before he left?
他走之前没替你做好安排吗
They've been playing Winged Migration
他们一整个星期都在普莱克斯
at the Plex for the midnight show all week.
玩"鸟与梦飞行"
Wiped me out.
早将我忘得一干二净
Shit hasn't gone this fast since the Passion of the Christ.
自《耶稣受难记》上映以来 大♥麻♥从来没卖♥♥得这么快
People got stoned for the Passion of the Christ?
人们看了《耶稣受难记》会忍♥不住吸毒吗
That's disturbing.
那可真让人揪心
That's not as disturbing as watching it not stoned.
如果看那电影不吸毒的话 会更揪心的
Religion my ass, it's a straight up snuff film.
去他妈的宗教 那电影看了简直受虐
Why don't you take the week off?
你这周为什么不干脆歇业
that just goes so against my Christian work ethic, Mrs. B.
那就违背我的基♥督♥教职业道德了 伯特温女士
Come on, help me out. I'd do it for you.
拜托了 帮帮我 我会报答你的
I don't need you to.
我不需要
My guy doesn't do yoga.
我的手下不需要做瑜伽
Cash.
现金
Josh! come on
乔什 拜托
I was at the orthodontist the other week
上星期我在矫牙医生那儿
and I heard all about Shane's overbite.
听说希恩龅牙的事情了
It's gotta be costing some serious green.
那可是要花些钱的
You're gonna play by the rules?
你会遵守规则吗
One of your own kind, deal to your own kind.
以同道为客户 只做同道的生意
I'm putting the love in my glove.
我会把爱放进手套里的
Listen, you stay away from my customer base,
听着 别接近我的顾客群
you don't deal to kids.
还有 别卖♥♥给孩子
Are we clear?
明白了吗
They're too young to bleed,
不能让他们受到伤害
they're too young for weed.
杜绝让他们接触毒品
No grass in the field,
让毒品远离社区
no grass will they yield.
让他们永远阳光灿烂
You're a poet.
你真是个诗人
You know it!
你懂的
It's getting late, you want a ride home?
很晚了 要送你回去吗
No, I'll be good, it's the suburb,
不 我没事 这里是市郊
safe to walk the streets at night and all that.
走夜路什么的都很安全
You should take it easy with the Latte, Mrs. B.
少喝点拿铁 伯特温女士
Don't kid yourself, caffeine is a serious drug.
别拿生命开玩笑 咖♥啡♥因♥也是一种很厉害的麻药
Go away now, Josh.
滚吧 乔什
Later, Mrs. B.
回见 伯特温女士
Let's go, D. Come on, hassle out there!
走 达文 快啊 去踢啊
Ref, what's the matter with your whistle!
裁判 你♥他♥妈♥的为什么不吹哨子
Well, technically, Nancy, Fef can't call a foul.
严格说来 南希 裁判不能吹犯规
Shane was kicked by his own teammates.
希恩是被他的队友踢倒的
Look at Isabel go.
看看伊莎贝尔啊
How is she doing with her nutrionist?
她在营养师的帮助下有什么进展吗
Oh, fine.
还不错
Fine.
不错
She lost 3 pounds.
减了三磅
In just 4 months, good for her.
才用了四个月 很不错嘛
She has a very slow metabolism.
她的新陈代谢很慢
We're thinking on putting her on thyroid medication.
我们准备给她用甲状腺药物
Why she couldn't take after my side of the family?
为什么她就没遗传我的苗条基因
I will never know.
我一直搞不明白
Did you see my kick?
看见我那一脚了吗
Yeah, I wanna see more running out there,
看见了 不过我想看到你更积极地跑动
Isa-belly.
伊莎小肚肚
That's what burns the fat.
跑步可以燃烧脂肪
Kick was great, Isabel.
那脚踢得真好 伊莎贝尔
Yes, it was.
是啊
Yeah.
嗯
I'm just gonna go get a drink.
我去喝杯饮料
Water or diet soda only!
只许喝水或减肥汽水
You know, I love Dean
我爱迪恩
but he has ruined my children.
但是他毁了我的孩子
He has.
无可否认
Quinn has his asthma.
奎恩遗传了他的哮喘
Isabel has inherited his unfortunate build.
伊莎贝尔也遗传了他肥胖的体型
Breaks my heart.
伤透我的心了
But we all have our crosses to bear.
不过 家家有本难念的经
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