伞学院

The Umbrella Academy S03E03

Part 4 July 12, 2022, 9:45 p.m.

如果他们落下了公文包格蕾丝肯定知道在哪里
If they left a briefcase behind, Grace will know where it is.
你不觉得这很奇怪吗？他们在这里落下了东西
You don't think it's weird that they "forgot" something here?
如果是陷阱呢？如果我们打开它会引发爆♥炸♥呢？
What if it's a trap? What if we open it and it explodes?
拜托他们没那么聪明
Please. They aren't that smart.
格蕾丝！这里到底是怎么回事？
Grace? What the hell's going on down here?
耶稣基♥督♥啊
Sweet Jesus.
这位天神有可能是耶稣
Jesus is one possible interpretation of this deity.
它也可能是佛祖转世或是创造之神梵天
Or perhaps it's the reincarnation of Buddha or Brahma the Creator.
是随便了
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
小心点二号♥
Be careful, Number Two.
你可不想打扰他的沉睡
You don't want to disturb his slumber.
谁知道下一次醒来时神会选择谁
Who knows who the waking god will choose next.
格蕾丝就是它带走了马库斯吗？
Grace, is this what took Marcus?
他直接走上前去触摸了它
He went right up and touched it.
厚颜无♥耻♥的人
Brazen man.
天神的光芒对我们普通人来说实在是太刺眼了
The light of the Lord is too much for mere mortals.
格蕾丝上帝是什么时候来的？
Grace, when did God get here?
两天前和我们的新访客们一起来的
Two days ago, with our new visitors.
西装不错
Nice suit.
谢谢酒店大堂的裁缝手艺精湛
Thanks. Tailor in the lobby is a master craftsman.
尽管如此我会想念你惨白的膝盖的
Still, I will miss those pasty knees.
是我们最近都可以尽量少裸♥露♥一些皮肤
Yeah, well, we could all stand to be showing a little less skin these days.
给你的
For you.
好
Yeah.
准备好短路打火启动公文包了吗？
Ready to hot-wire this briefcase?
来吧
Let's do this.
啊见鬼！
Ah shit!
莱拉！
Shit! Lila!
该死！
Shit!
是的我之前就99％确定这行不通
Yeah, I was 99% sure that wouldn't work.
很高兴我的痛苦让你感到快乐
Well, I'm glad my pain amuses you.
你根本猜不到就像是给我做了心理治疗
You have no idea. It's like my therapy.
现在我们只剩下一个半死不活的公文包了
Well, now we are down to one half-dead briefcase,
我只能保证我在几分钟内穿梭是准确的
and my jumps are only accurate up to a couple minutes.
所以说我们基本上完蛋了
So, essentially, we're screwed.
也许吧
Maybe.
也许不是
Maybe not.
哦我讨厌那个笑容
Oh, I hate that smile.
听着你自己一个人你的小穿梭是很可悲
Listen, on your own, your little jumps are rather pathetic.
但如果我们一起发力
...But if we powered up together,
你眨个眼我模仿你眨眼
you blinking, me mimicking that blink,
我们就可以创建某种反馈回路
I think we could create some kind of feedback loop
凑齐足够大的能量搭电启动公文包
and get enough juice to jump-start the case.
我们两个一起 -那我们得要互相信任
Both of us together. -We'd have to trust each other.
你在过去这十天大部分时间都想要置我于死地
Lila, you just spent the better part of the last ten days trying to end my life.
你杀了我的亲生父母 -有道理
You killed my birth parents. -Fair enough.
而那个“油腻的瑞典人”
And your entire family stood by
一枪射死了把我养大的女人时你们全家人都在一旁袖手旁观
while that greasy Swede put a cap in the woman who raised me.
管理人本想要杀死你莱拉
The Handler was going to kill you, Lila.
事实上她的确杀死了你
In fact, she did kill you.
然后我穿梭回到了之前让那个肉球完成了他的任务
Then I rolled back time and let the meatball do his work.
哦顺便说一句
Oh, and by the way,
如果你引诱迪亚哥是为了报复在得克萨斯州发生的事
if you're leading Diego on as payback for what happened in Texas,
那你就自讨苦吃了
you're pissing up the wrong ladder there
因为那个傻瓜可能真的爱着你
'cause that idiot may actually love you.
管理人从来没爱过你
The Handler never did.
你懂什么？你花了几十年的时间操一个人体模特
What do you know? You spent decades shagging a mannequin.
不许那么说德洛丽丝
Do not talk about Delores like that, Lila.
这太疯狂了
This is insane.
我们没法和解一起去找委员会的
There is no way we're gonna get past this to make it to the Commission.
好吧也许我们没法互相信任
Okay, perhaps we can't get to trust,
但极度的仇恨中也存在着某种诚实
but there is a certain honesty in white-hot hatred.
那就过来吧你这个可恶的小混♥蛋♥
Then come over here, you god-awful little shit.
握住我的手
And hold my hand.
♪ Or the highlights in your hair ♪
♪ That catch your eyes ♪
♪ I have been blind ♪
♪ The lady in red ♪
♪ Is dancing with me ♪
♪ Cheek to cheek ♪
那些瓶子？ -莫洛托夫鸡尾酒音乐是干什么的？
What's with the bottles? -Molotov cocktails.
不关你的事
What's with the music? -None of your biz.
菲尔·柯林斯、尼尔·戴蒙德
Phil Collins. Neil Diamond.
你是在录混音带吗？
Are you making a mixtape?
你不应该忙着照顾你的孩子吗？ -老兄做父母这件事我已经搞定了
Shouldn't you be watching your kid? -Dude, I got that parenting thing down.
诀窍就是给他们一点信任就全都自然而然地解决了
The trick is, you give 'em a little trust, and everything falls into place.
好了我一直在研究我们的防御
Now, I've been working on our defense.
现在我们来谈谈进攻吧好吗？我们进攻麻雀的计划是什么？
Now, let's talk offense, all right? What's our Sparrow plan of attack?
我整个下午都有空 -放轻松凡尼雅和艾莉森去处理了
I got the rest of the afternoon. -Relax. Vanya and Allison handled it.
是维克多
It's Viktor.
什么？ -凡尼雅现在是维克多了
What? -Vanya's Viktor now.
我被绑♥架♥时还错过了些什么？
What else did I miss while I was kidnapped?
天啊卢瑟并不是所有事都和你有关所以…
Jesus, Luther. Not everything is about you, all right? So?
麻雀会找上门来好吗？
The Sparrows are coming here, all right?
来干什么？喝茶？
For what? Tea?
不
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No!
不！
No!
该轮到你我两人让他们尝尝厉害了
It's time for you and me to show 'em who's boss.
就像以前一样
Like the old days, huh?
狠狠揍他们
You know, bustin' heads?
天啊卢瑟莱昂纳尔·里奇你是在开玩笑吗？
Oh, Jesus, Luther. Lionel Rich... Are you kidding me?
怎么了？
What?
莱昂纳尔·里奇还是酷的
Lionel Richie's still cool.
不是的
No.
听着我认识了一个人好吗？
Look, I met someone, okay?
我想着也许她会喜欢一些精挑细选过的歌♥曲
And I thought, you know, maybe she'd like some curated songs
恰好能表达出我内心的想法
that just so happen to express what's in my heart.
你什么时候有空认识人的？
When did you have time to meet someone?
我们只来了这里两天而你唯一…
I mean, we've been here for two days, and the only time you...
这是给敌人做的混音带？
This is a mixtape for the enemy? -Hey.
嘿斯隆不是敌人
Sloane is not the enemy.
他们不是敌人这只是一个大误会
They are not the enemy. This is all one big misunderstanding.
如果我们一家人这一次能守规矩
And if our family could just behave ourselves for once,
我们就能一起合作
then we could all work together.
然后斯隆和我就可以谈恋爱
And then Sloane and I can fall in love,
结婚
get married,
养条狗
buy a dog,
在门廊上一起变老
grow old on a porch.
天啊卢瑟
Jesus, Luther.
你真可悲
You're pathetic.
斯隆是…能操控重力的那个吗？
Is… Is Sloane the gravity one?
哦该死你们做了操控重力的性♥爱♥
Oh shit. -You guys had gravity sex. -
拜托你懂的我不能和你分享细节
Come on. You know I can't talk about that.
卢瑟我是你兄弟我们之间没有秘密
Luther, I'm your brother. We got no secrets.
那好吧
Okay, well, uh,
你可以说我们是
you might say, we were, uh,
《在天花板上跳舞》
"Dancing On the Ceiling."
哦我得把这首歌♥加进去
Oh! That one's going in!
我的天啊真是天才
Oh my God, that's genius.
你到底在干什么？我告诉过你别待在这里的
The hell are you doing? I told you not to be here.
莫洛托夫鸡尾酒是什么？一种饮品？
What's a Molotov cocktail? Is it a drink?
不是 -我可以试试吗？
No. -Can I try one?
不行
No.
我喝过啤酒的
I've had beer, you know.
是自♥制♥炸♥弹♥ 好吗？
It's a homemade bomb, okay?
厉害了我可以帮忙
Sweet. I can help.
你有没有做过管状炸♥弹♥？我做过的
Ever made a pipe bomb? 'Cause I have.
我炸了无数个信箱有秘密配比的
I've blown up tons of mailboxes. -There are secrets in the mix.
所以我的工作是什么你付我多少薪水？
So what's my job here, and how much you paying?
你的工作就是研究这个电梯的内部好吗？
Your job is to study the inside of this elevator, okay?
好的 -一直研究到我回来为止
All right. -Until I get back.
等等嘿回来
Wait. Hey, come back.
失踪人口的报案不断攀升并没有放缓的迹象
Reports of missing persons keep climbing with no sign of slowing down.