明迪烦事多（2012）

The Mindy Project S02E16

Part 2 April 29, 2021, 1:38 p.m.

I'm just gonna watch the, uh... The hospital info channel.
我还是看医院信息频道吧
Do you know they have a business center on the fourth floor?
你知道他们在四楼有个商务中心吗
Hmm.
嗯
Yeah.
是啊
What? Come on, come on, come on!
怎么了快来快来快来
What? Come on, come on!
怎么了快来快来
Why did I have to run here?
为什么我要跑过来
I got very sweaty on the way over here.
我在跑过来的路上出了好多汗
Come here. Okay.
来这儿好
It was just a normal day for me, like every other day...
对我来说这是平常的一天和平日一样
Eat my lunch at my desk, catch up on some pornography...
在我的桌子上吃午饭看一些色情作品
What?
什么
When I came across this.
当我看到这个
What... You should not be do...
什么你不应该
Oh, you've ruined me for other men.
哦你让我对别的男人没性趣了
Does that make you feel good?
这样让你觉得舒服么
Mmhmm. Oh, my God.
嗯嗯我的天啊
I don't think I'll ever be able to have sex with another guy.
我觉得我不会再和别的男人做♥爱♥了
Oh, my God!
哦我的天啊
That's exactly what you say in the video.
这正是你在视频中说的话
Okay, that's really good.
好吧这真的很棒
What on earth were you thinking?
你究竟在想些什么
Making a sex tape?
录个性♥爱♥录像带
Don't you know that means that creeps like me
你不知道像我一样的怪人
are gonna watch it? Oh, my God. Peter...
会看到这个吗我的天啊 Peter
Please promise me that you have not gratified yourself
请告诉我你没有看着这个
while you were watching this.
让自己高♥潮♥
Oh, my God! No, I didn't.
天啊我没有
Peter, can you please be more convincing than that?
Peter 你能不能更有说服力一点
Just don't look up guiltily!
不要内疚地向上看
Look me in the eye and tell me you didn't do it.
直视我的眼睛告诉我你没有这样
I didn't?
我没有
Oh, God.
天啊
Oh, God.
天啊
Look, I know this is bad
我知道这不好
for the whole practice.
对整个诊所来说
But I got to say,
但是我必须得说
I've never met a real pornography actor
我从没见过一个真正的色情演员
up close and personal.
并且有亲密和私人的接触
I'm kind of geeking out.
我有点为之兴奋了
I can't... I need to lie on the floor.
我不行了... 我需要躺在地板上
Can I ask you a question?
我能不能问你个问题
You know, what was with that trumpet music?
那个伴随的喇叭音乐是什么
That was just my next-door neighbor practicing his trumpet.
那只是我隔壁邻居在练习他的喇叭
It's actually kind of beautiful if you listen to it.
如果你听过实际上还有点迷人
There is a very spirited debate about that
关于它还有很激烈的辩论
in the comment section.
在讨论区
The comment section?
讨论区
Well, yeah, it's a video online. Okay.
是啊这是个在线视频好吧
Verified user bro-b/gyn says,
验证用户老兄b妇产科说
"Hey, I work with her."
"嗨我和她一起工作"
I told you I was geeking out.
我告诉你我为之兴奋了
I gave it three stars.
我给它打三星
My life is over.
我的一生完了
My professional life is over, and my personal life is over.
我的职业生涯完了我的私人生活也完了
This is horrifying, Peter!
这太恐怖了 Peter
And the worst part is I just started...
最糟糕的部分是我刚刚开始...
Hanging out with this guy,
和这个男人出去
a really special guy that I've liked for a long time.
一个真的很特别的人我喜欢他很久了
Well, that's great, right?
这很好不是么
No, if he sees this, I know it's gonna be over.
不如果他看了这个我知道就要结束了
This whole time I've been telling him
这段时间我一直告诉他
I want to, like, "Take it slow."
我想要像是 "慢慢来"
That doesn't sound like you. I know!
这听起来不像你我知道
I tell you what... I can help.
我告诉你我可以帮忙
Really?
真的么
In order to squash this,
为了平息这件事
we need to go right to the source.
我们需要在源头采取方法
No. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
不不不不不
Oh, yeah. No, no, no!
是的不不不
Yep. Peter, please. I can't.
没错 Peter 拜托我做不到
all right, let's look here.
好了我们看看这儿
Oh, the gums are looking nice.
牙龈看起来不错
Yeah, you'd never know they came from a cadaver.
你永远不会知道它们来自于死尸
Looks good.
看起来不错
Very nice, Caroline.
很好 Croline
What are you doing here?
你在这里干嘛
Tom. Mindy!
Tom Mindy
I need to speak to you about an urgent matter.
我有点急事跟你说
Look, Mindy, we're not dating anymore.
听着 Mindy 我们已经分手了
So I can't give you free toothbrushes.
所以我不能再给你免费牙刷
I already got my free toothbrushes.
我已经拿了
So joke's on you. Come on.
玩笑开完了快来
Just hold on a moment.
等一下
Come on, come on!
来啊过来
Faster! Move it or lose it.
快点动起来
Let's go.
走吧
Hey, why is our sex tape on the Internet?
为什么网上有我们的性♥爱♥录像
I-I had nothing to do with that.
这不关我的事
I swear on my mother's grave,
我以我妈的坟墓发誓
I had nothing to do with that.
这不关我的事
No, wait. I...
不等等
I had something to do with that.
这有点关我的事
Oh, my gosh.
天哪
I lent it to my brother when he got divorced.
我哥离婚的时候我借给了他
What? If it makes any difference,
什么如果能让你好受点的话
it really helped.
这录像真的帮了他
He had a bad case of the blues.
他当时真的很伤心
I am very sorry.
忘了介绍
This is Peter, my colleague. This is Tom.
这是我同事Peter 这是Tom
Tom, Peter.
Tom Peter
Super disappointed in you, man.
对你超失望老兄
Yes.
是的
I am also pretty psyched to meet you.
看到你我也挺兴奋的
You're my new favorite male porn star.
你是我近来最爱的黄♥片♥男优
Shut up.
闭嘴
Look, I just started dating my dental assistant, okay?
听着我才刚开始跟我助手约会
I don't need this.
我不想惹这麻烦
We're coming up on our two-month anniversary,
我们快到两个月纪念了
so stop it with the porn...
所以别说黄♥片♥的
Hey... We're out of gauze.
我们纱布用完了
Should I order gauze?
我要去订一些吗
Yeah, angel, do whatever you want, okay?
好的小天使你做什么都行好吗
Boop.
卟
I mean, how am I supposed to get anything done
每天看着她
with that in my face all day?
要我怎么工作嘛
Okay.
好了
Look, okay,
听着
I'll destroy that tape the minute I get home, okay?
我一到家就马上毁了那录像
Thank you. No way, buddy.
谢谢不兄弟
You gotta bring that tape to Mindy.
你要把录像拿给Mindy
No man in history has ever destroyed a sex tape.
世上没有男人会毁灭性♥爱♥录像的
Uh-huh. Thank you, my slimy friend.
嗯哼谢了好朋友
That's a good point. You are not destroying it.
说的对你不用毁了它
You're gonna bring it to my office,
你拿来我这里
place it on my desk, and you're gonna close the door behind you,
放到我桌上然后走人
today. I'll do it today.
我今天就要我今天就做
And what if Margo found out?
Margo发现的话怎么办
I shot that before she turned me super Christian.
那是在她把我净化之前拍的
Hey, who's uncomfortable?
谁不舒服啊