内裤队长传奇（2018）

The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants S02E12

Part 1 May 10, 2021, 2:10 p.m.

这是找到
And here's an equation
最无聊的数字的等式
to find the most boring number in existence.
学期快结束的时候你想做什么
When school's almost out, what do you feel like doing?
*再也没有无聊的科学测试*
*No more boring science tests*
*因为暑假来了我们把桌子翻起来*
*'Cause summer's here Let's flip some desks*
-*不用上学* -*学期结束*
- *School is over* - *End of the year*
*该玩了因为暑假来了*
*Time for fun 'cause summer is here*
你们在干什么
What are you guys doing?
一个大音乐数字
A big musical number.
*没有绿色咬不断的肉了*
*No more green and chewy gravy*
*我们一路冲浪前往夏令营*
*We're surfin' to summer camp On a wavey*
*因为学期结束了*
*'Cause school's done*
看在黄石国家公园的份上
What in the name of Yellowstone National Park
你们俩在干什么
are you two doing?
还有五天才学期结束
School's not over for five days!
我们知道这只是试演
We know. This was just a dry run.
要是想要一切顺利必须好好练习
If we want the real thing to go smoothly, we gotta practice.
对不起太早了
Sorry. Too early.
-我对纸屑过敏 -纸屑只是纸
- I'm allergic to confetti! - Confetti's just paper.
你才是纸
You're just paper!
-他真的这么说了吗 -是的
- Did he really just say that? - He did.
赶紧清理干净这
Now clean up this--
不摩托车
Oh, no. A motorcycle.
那个摩托赏金猎人终于找到我了
That biker bounty hunter finally found me!
-不还是我们的庆祝仪式 -太早了
-Nope, still part of our celebration. - Too early.
漂亮无畏的兰迪
Sweet jump, Reckless Randy!
*乔治和哈罗德画漫画书*
*So George and Harold make comic books*
-我们好着呢 -我也是
- We're cool! - Me too!
*但是他们有个指手画脚的老校长*
*But they had a mean old principal Who told them what to...*
*于是他们做了个催眠戒指先让他跳舞*
*So they got a Hypno-Ring And first they made him dance*
*然后不小心*
*Then accidentally, kinda*
*可能故意把他变成了内♥裤♥队长*
*on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants!*
*一声响指他是队长可能不是最聪明的人*
*With a snap, he's the Captain Not the brightest man*
*别忘了他一碰水你就得从头开始*
*And don't forget when he gets wet You're back where you began*
*开始闹吧能出什么问题呢*
*Put it all together What could possibly go wrong*
*内♥裤♥队长之歌♥到这里就结束啦*
*Now, this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song*
*由乔治·彼尔德和哈罗德·哈钦森所作*
*By George Beard and Harold Hutchins*
内♥裤♥队长大冒险
第二季第十二集
痛苦随意审判带来的严重伤害
上
第一章
你用蜂蜜吸引了比梅尔文机器人更多的苍蝇
这是乔治·彼尔德和哈罗德·哈钦森
This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
乔治是左边的孩子平头戴着领带
George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flattop.
哈罗德是右边的孩子发型糟糕穿短袖
Harold is on the right with the T-shirt and bad haircut.
请记住
Remember that now.
那是梅尔文
And that's Melvin.
他要做一些他从来没做过的事
He's about to do something he's never done--
对乔治和哈罗德说一些好话
say something nice to George and Harold.
好了来吧
Okay, here we go.
我...
I...
我...
I...
我...
I...
我...
I...
我...拜托
I... Come on!
我想请祝你们成为了尔文·斯尼德利小学
I wanted to congratulate you on becoming the top students
最优秀的学生
at Melvin Sneedly Elementary and...
-能安静点吗 -抱歉
- Do you mind? - Sorry.
并被伊丽塔纳蒂学院录取
And for being accepted to Eliteanati Academy.
我承认我完全没有预料到
I'll admit, I didn't anticipate this.
就算在我最可怕的噩梦里
Not in my worst nightmares!
好好习惯吧斯尼德利
Get used to it, Sneedly.
-伙计 -我们也被判无期徒刑了
- Hey, buddy. - Well, we got life sentences, too!
我们不去伊丽塔纳蒂
We're not going to Eliteanati.
当然了如果你们
Of course, if you--
如果你们拒绝录取顺下来就轮到我
If you were to decline the offer, I would be next in line.
如果我去的话我们就再也不用见到彼此了
And if I go, we'll never see each other again.
-这就是我们一直想要的 -对如果你们不去
- And it's what we've always wanted. - Right. So we're not going.
你听不到吗我们要说得再响一点吗
Can you hear us? Should we talk louder?
总结来说我觉得...等等
In summation, I just think that-- Wait,
你们说你们不去吗
did you say you're not going?
给我
Give me those!
-没错 -太好了我们意见一致
- Yes! - Excellent. We're on the same page.
-我们还是写下来吧 -你有...笔吗
- Why don't we put it in writing? - You got a... pen?
只要在这里这里签字这里签字
Now, just sign here, here. Initial here and sign here.
在这里签字这里这里这里
And just sign here, here, here, and here.
这里这里和这里这里
And here, and here, and here, here, here.
还有这里签全名这样最好
And initial here and right here. It's really for the best.
你们反正也不够聪明上不了伊丽塔纳蒂学院
Let's be honest, you aren't smart enough for Eliteanati.
我们能好好看一遍吗
You mind if we look this over?
想看多久都行明早给我就好
Take all the time you need. Just give it to me in the morning.
-早上好梅尔文 -等等
- Mornin', Melvin. - Wait.
你们为什么穿着伊丽塔纳蒂学院的制♥服♥
Why are you wearing Eliteanati uniforms?
我们改变主意了我们要去
We changed our minds. We're going.
没错
Yep.
就是想试试这些新制♥服♥
Just breaking in these sweet uniforms
好让我们第一天去伊丽塔纳蒂学院时不会擦伤
so we don't chafe on our first day at Eliteanati.
因为我们要去
'Cause we're going there.
梅尔文你没事吧伙计
Melvin? You okay, buddy?
他信了我们俩的假制♥服♥
Wow. He bought our fake uniforms.
他真的以为我们要去
He actually thinks we're going.
我们真是骗死他了
We got him good.
也许太骗了我觉得我们把他逼疯了
Maybe too good. I think we broke his brain.
我们应该告诉他我们在和他闹着玩吗
Should we tell him we're messing with him?
不用让他慌一会儿
Nah. Let him stew a little.
最坏能坏到哪里去呢
I mean, what's the worst that can happen?
他们从来不长记性
They never learn.
放松
Relax.
那两个废物进不了伊丽塔纳蒂学院
Those two participation trophies can't go to Eliteanati.
太迟了已经是定局了你无法战胜系统
It's too late. It's done. You can't beat the system.
错我就是系统
Wrong! I am the system.
离学期结束还有五天
There are still five days of school left,
我准备了最后一招
and I've prepared a measure of last resort.
给你们班进行一场做过手脚的期末测试
A final exam for your class, rigged,
这样你就能重回第一
so you can reclaim the top spot
得到伊丽塔纳蒂学院的邀请函
and get that invitation from Eliteanati.
我要称之为"随意审判"
I'm calling it the "Tattle Trials"!
哪种测试
Oh, what kind of exam?
计算量子物理摩尔多瓦战争史
Calculus? Quantum physics? Moldavian battle history?
我们要用乔治和哈罗德
We're going to use George and Harold's
糟糕的想象力来毁掉他们
own ridiculous imaginations to destroy them,
与这奇怪的漫画有关
courtesy of this oddly relevant comic.
第二章
内♥裤♥队长与致命的死亡巨蛋
由乔治·彼尔德和哈罗德·哈钦森所作
有一天内♥裤♥队长去商场
So, one time, Captain Underpants went to the mall
买♥♥最新的踢力妈妈专辑
to get the new Punt Force Mama album 'cause...
因为他们这张专辑总算不错
they found their voice on this one.
踢力妈妈
然后有一个留着超帅小胡子的人说
Then this cool dude with a sweet mustache was all like,
"想去看踢力妈妈演唱会吗
"Wanna go to the Punt Force Mama concert?
他们在换油处免费发♥票♥呢"
They gave out free tickets at the oil change place."
内♥裤♥队长就说"给我
And Captain Underpants was like, "Tra-la-lay it on me!
来一张票来一张票"
Smacka-smacka! Got a ticket! Got a ticket! Oom-cha!"
于是他们就去了新开的这不是陷阱巨蛋
So they went to the new This Isn't A Trap Dome,
听起来就很可疑
which sounds suspicious,
他们进去以后门突然关上了
and when they got in, the doors slammed shut.
因为这就是一个陷阱
Fa-thud! 'Cause it was totally a trap.
那个帅家伙变成了不高兴博士
And the cool dude turned into Dr. Disgruntled,
一个大坏蛋还造了一个坏巨蛋
a cranky villain who built a Doom Dome to be evil.
巨蛋
Doom! Dome!
内♥裤♥队长说
Captain Underpants was like,
"你为了变坏花了好多功夫啊"
"You went to a lot of trouble to be evil."
不高兴博士说