内裤队长传奇（2018）

The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants S02E01

Part 3 May 10, 2021, 2:09 p.m.

kicked all the teachers out and took over the school.
他们说"我们是机器人
They were, like, "Beep, borp! We're robots. Borp, beep!
我们不喜欢人类现在做数学题"
And we don't like humans. Now, do math!"
真的很讨厌因为数学
It was a real drag because, well math,
因为机器人很讨厌
and because robots are mean
闻起来像是金属还讨厌舞曲
and smell like metal and hate dance music.
所以四角裤中士出现
So Sergeant Boxers showed up
他说"怎么了
and he was all like, "What's up,
机器人你们想打一架吗那就打吧"
robos? You wanna fight? Let's do this!"
机器人就哔哔哔
And the robots were all "Beep, bop, borp, borp!"
四角裤中士说
and Sergeant Boxers was, like,
"我不会说机器人语所以我们得打一架"
"I don't speak robo, so we have to fight."
所以四角裤中士开始打
So, Sergeant Boxers started punching,
但他什么也没打中因为他不会做英雄
but he didn't land any 'cause he was bad at hero-ing.
然后一个机器人打到了他的头
Then a robot bonked him on the head. Bonk!
他就晕过去了
And he went asleep and was all like,
"呼噜噜呼噜噜"
"Honk, shoe, honk shoe. Snore."
过了一会四角裤中士醒了钱包也丢了
Later, Sergeant Boxers woke up with his wallet missing and was all,
"这是个问题我得学学怎么做英雄"
"This is a problem. I gotta learn how to hero!"
所以他注销了他的信♥用♥卡♥ 打给英雄热♥线♥
So he cancelled his credit card, called the Hero Helpline.
你猜是谁接的内♥裤♥队长
And guess who answered? Captain Underpants! Tra-la-la!
因为轮他在英雄热♥线♥值班了
Because it was his shift at the Hero Helpline headquarters.
四角裤中士说 "帮帮我我需要英雄帮助"
Sergeant Boxers was all like, "Help! I need hero help!"
内♥裤♥队长说 "妈
And Captain Underpants was like, "Mom"
你是怎么知道这个号♥码的"
How did you get this number?"
在他们说清之后内♥裤♥队长说
After they cleared that up, Captain Underpants was like,
"当然我会帮你做个英雄的"
"Sure, I'll help you with your hero chops.
就在我上个三号♥之后别问"
Right after I go number three. Don't ask."
五小时后内♥裤♥队长给四角裤中士
Five hours later, Captain Underpants gave Sergeant Boxers
上了一堂腰带作战的速成课
a crash course in waistband warfare.
全程"砰咚嘭"
They were all like, "Pow! Boom! Kerflam!"
抓着内♥裤♥抓起来
with wedgies and other wedgies,
障碍训练和俯卧撑腿屈伸
obstacle courses and squat thrusts and,
"是的长官多高长官"
"Yes, sir! How high, sir?"
追醉鸡举火山
And chasing greased chickens and lifting volcanos and,
"长官那只鸡咬了我的手指我要创可贴"
"Sir, that chicken bit my finger, I need gauze, sir!"
还有各种秘密内♥裤♥培训
And all sorts of secret underwear training.
于是四角裤中士就说
And Sergeant Boxers was like,
"我觉得我懂了等等我不懂"
"I think I get it. Oh, wait, no, I don't."
于是他们继续跑步打沙袋
So they did wind sprints and worked the heavy bag
走煤块路削土豆吃土豆
and walked on coals and peeled potatoes, ate potatoes
用牙刷刷马桶
and cleaned toilets with a toothbrush,
呕然后进行鲨鱼拳击
yuck, and did shark sparring
于是四角裤中士说"我很了解了"
and Sergeant Boxers was all like, "I get it. Pretty much."
于是四角裤中士用他的四角裤炮
So Sergeant Boxers took his boxer bazooka
把这些机器人打到了贝克斯菲尔德
and boxer blasted those bots to Bakersfield.
贝克斯菲尔德
Bing, bang, bang, bing! Bakersfield!
他终于变成了英雄不用再骗自己了
And he was finally a hero and not lying to himself anymore.
结束
Okay, the end!
能理解吗
Make sense?
-不我不识字 -什么
- Nope, I can't read! - What?
我锻炼身体哥们不是脑子
I work my body, bro, not my brain!
但是画得不错
But the pictures are pretty.
-谢谢 -给我
- Thanks! - Give me that!
"不用再骗自己了结束"
"And not lying to himself anymore. The end!"
现在我懂了
Oh, now I get it.
等等我不懂你能再念一遍吗
Wait, no, I don't. Can you read it again, please?
然后又重复念了四遍
This happened four more times.
机器教师简直是大成功
Teachertrons are a success!
不出意外因为是我发明他们的
No surprise, since I invented them.
其实是我发明的但是也一样
Actually, I invented them, but same thing.
很快伊丽塔纳蒂学院就要求我去入学了
Soon, Eliteanati will be pleading with me to attend.
我说了一切都会成功的
I told you everything would work out.
同时克拉普先生发现离开学校后的生活
Mr. Krupp, meantime, was finding life on the outside
越来越艰难令人迷惑
increasingly difficult and confusing.
我叫你们来是因为我是学校的校长
I've called you here because I'm the principal of this school
我受够你们的恶作剧了
and I've had it with your shenanigans!
乔治你就是个惹事精
George, you are a menace to this place.
哈罗德你更恶劣
And Harold, you're even worse!
然后通过一个超软件外部驱动器重新路由处理器
Then you reroute the processor through a hyperware external drive
复♥制♥输入控制
to clone an input control.
你还好吧
Are you ok?
再二进制不过了
Never felt more binary.
再二进制...
Never felt more bi...
也许不算太好
Maybe not so good.
我们要他来学校见我们他跑哪里去了
We told him to meet us here before school. Where is he?
空心球
Nothing but net.
坚持住我不会让你死的
Hold on. I won't let you go.
真希望我能在母板前
I wish I had tasted pie before
尝一口...派
Mother... board.
不
No!
我们要解开主框架然后通过一个超软件外部驱动器
So we uncouple the mainframe and reroute its processor
重新路由处理器复♥制♥输入控制
through a hyper external drive to clone its input control--
我觉得我有点理解了
Hey, I think I'm actually getting this.
说真的这家伙去哪里了
Seriously, where is this guy?
抱歉宝贝们
Sorry, macabroni and cheeses,
被激烈的比赛耽搁了
got caught up watching the big game.
什么激烈比赛
What big game?
现在是大清早
It's morning!
早餐
Breakfast!
他们在打折六块六个不能错过
They had a deal, six for the price of six. Can't pass that up!
又来一个内♥裤♥主题超级英雄认真的吗
A second underwear theme superhero? Seriously?
这个梅尔文是谁
Who's the Melvin?
你猜我名字会后悔的
Oh, you will regret correctly guessing my name.
而且不♥穿♥裤子机器教师
And not wearing pants. Teachertron?
未经授权的进食是禁止的
Unauthorized food consumption is prohibited.
马上停止咀嚼
Cease chewing at once.
游戏时间到了吗
Is it game time?
来吧人对阵机器人
Let's do this! Mano y robo!
越多越好
The more, the fightier!
空心球
Nothing but net!
第五章超级暴♥力♥章节
由机器人动画出演
为了保护你的童真和眼球
To protect your innocence and your eyeballs.
这是人类对阵机器人的终极战斗
Whoa! This is the ultimate battle of man versus machine!
看来人类赢了
And it looks like man wins!
机器回来了还带了个朋友
Whoa! The machine's back and he brought a friend!
两台机器都完了
Double machine trouble!
机器人越来越多了
Whoa! The machines keep rising!
三对一不可能赢的
It's three to one, no way to win!
四角裤中士赢了
Oh! Sergeant Boxers wins!
你看到了吗四角裤中士碾压了这些机器人
Did you see that? Sergeant Boxers crushed those robots!
内♥裤♥队长从来没有赢过连环画
Captain Underpants never wins the O-Ramas!
也许四角裤更舒服吗
Maybe boxers are more comfortable?
我是第一名
I'm number one-dy in undies!
别高兴太早
Not for long.
你们不会觉得就这么简单吧
You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?
不动画还没结束
Nah. The show's not over.
除非我们放一段MV来结束
Unless we're ending it with a music video.
来吧
Let's do that!
-不我们不要 -来吧
- Nope, we're not doing that. - We're doing this!
-伙计 -我打败了三个机器人四个也没问题
- Oh, man! - I beat three bots, I can beat four!
其实这里有五个
Actually, there's five.
什么不一二三二四你看
What? No, look. One, two, three, two, four. See?
你加了一个二一二三四五
Um, you added a two. One, two, three, four, five.
你弄错了兄弟了你忘了另一个二
You are way off, bro-tato. You forgot the other two.
-一二三二四 -五
- One, two, three, two, four. - Five!
一共有五个就是五个
There are five and that's that.
好吧算盘博士
Okay, Dr. Abacus.
但是你有多少机器人我都能打败
But I can beat all the robots you've got,
就算没人知道到底有多少个
even if no one knows how many there are.
五个