内裤队长传奇（2018）

The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants S02E02

Part 1 May 10, 2021, 2:09 p.m.

这是乔治·彼尔德和哈罗德·哈钦森
This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
乔治
乔治是左边的孩子平头戴着领带
George is on the left with the tie and flat top.
哈罗德
哈罗德是右边的孩子发型糟糕穿短袖
Harold is on the right with the T-shirt and bad haircut.
请记住
Remember that, now.
他们是梅尔文·斯尼德利小学的学生
They are students at Melvin Sneedly Elementary,
正身处最可怕的的噩梦中
and having the worst kind of nightmare there is.
-我满眼都是梅尔文的脸 -到处都是
- All I see is Melvin's face. - It's everywhere.
一场真实的噩梦
A nightmare that's real.
别碰我你这块嚼过的口香糖
Unhand me, you chewed gumsticks.
*乔治和哈罗德画漫画书*
*So George and Harold make comic books*
-我们好着呢 -我也是
- We're cool! - Me too!
*但是他们有个指手画脚的老校长*
*But they had a mean old principal Who told them what to...*
*于是他们做了个催眠戒指先让他跳舞*
*So they got a Hypno-Ring And first they made him dance*
*然后不小心*
*Then accidentally, kinda*
*可能故意把他变成了内♥裤♥队长*
*on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants!*
*一声响指他是队长可能不是最聪明的人*
*With a snap, he's the Captain Not the brightest man*
*别忘了他一碰水你就得从头开始*
*And don't forget when he gets wet You're back where you began*
*开始闹吧能出什么问题呢*
*Put it all together What could possibly go wrong*
*内♥裤♥队长之歌♥到这里就结束啦*
*Now, this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song*
*由乔治·彼尔德和哈罗德·哈钦森所作*
*By George Beard and Harold Hutchins*
内♥裤♥队长大冒险
第二季第二集
可怕毛神的暴怒
痛苦着装
克拉普离开后学校被梅尔文改头换面
With Krupp gone, the school was getting a Melvin makeover,
梅尔文·斯尼德利小学
梅尔文机械人校长和梅尔文
and Principal Melvinborg and Melvin
介绍了他们最新的梅尔文发明
were introducing their latest Melvinnovation.
这将是你们的新制♥服♥
This will be your new uniform.
等校服到了虽然不合身
When they arrive, what you lose in comfort,
但是很得体
you'll gain in dignity.
这样你们看上去就不会像野蛮人而是学者
And then you will all look like savants instead of savages.
打扮成梅尔文为什么能帮助我们学习
How does dressing like Melvin help us learn?
或者做任何事
Or do anything?
你们现在要学我
You're learning me now.
所以看上去像我也有用油煎面包块
So looking like me helps, you stray crouton.
也就是说能帮助所有人
To that end, it helps everyone.
所有人
Everyone!
如果我校服过敏呢
What if I have a uniform allergy?
那你就得穿上特殊的校服
Then you'll wear a special uniform.
这种金属是低过敏性的这叫"钢铁梅尔文"
The metal is hypo-allergenic. It's called the "Iron Melvin."
梅尔文的学校是更好的学校
A Melvinized school is a better school.
我作为最棒的梅尔文
And my being the best Melvin here
会让伊丽塔纳蒂学院垂涎欲滴
will make Eliteanati Academy drool.
-这个完美计划不可能出错 -击掌
- This brilliant scheme can't miss. - High five.
我要你
别挡我的道
*梅尔文*
*Melvin!*
*梅尔文*
*Melvin!*
*梅尔文梅尔文梅尔文*
*Melvin! Melvin! Melvin!*
*梅尔文梅尔文梅尔文*
*Melvin! Melvin! Melvin!*
*梅尔文梅尔文梅尔文梅尔文*
*Melvin! Melvin! Melvin! Melvin!*
*梅尔文梅尔文*
*Melvin! Melvin!*
*梅尔文*
*Melvin!*
*梅尔文*
*Melvin!*
*梅尔文梅尔文梅尔文梅尔文*
*Melvin! Melvin! Melvin! Melvin!*
*梅尔文梅尔文梅尔文梅梅梅尔文*
*Melvin! Melvin! Melvin! Melvin! Mel-Mel-Mel-Melvin!*
*梅尔文梅尔文梅尔文*
*Melvin! Melvin! Melvin!*
-不要再唱了 -*梅尔文*
- Stop that song! - *Melvin*
我受不了了
I can't take it, man.
他们还在我们的手♥机♥里下载了那首该死的《梅尔文》
They even downloaded that dumb "Melvin" Song to our phones.
-*梅尔文* -我知道
- *Melvin!* - I know.
整天都是梅尔文梅尔文梅尔文
All day long, it's just Melvin, Melvin, Melvin, Melvin!
-不要再说了 -我要疯了
- Stop saying that. - I'm losing it.
真不敢相信我要这么说了但我想念克拉普
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss Krupp.
我也是该按下那个按钮了
Me, too. Time to push the button.
那个按钮
如果我们按下按钮一些都会改变
If we push this, everything changes,
就没法回头了
and there's no going back.
按吧
Push it.
等等什么都不会发生吗
Wait, it doesn't do anything?
不会来吧我们去找克拉普
Nope. Come on, let's find Krupp.
离开丛林
-什么事伙计要墨西哥饼吗 -你是谁
- Hey, man. What's shaking? Taco? - Who are you?
叫我墨西哥饼
Call me Tacos.
-要墨西哥饼吗 -克拉普先生在吗
- Taco? - Uh, is Mr. Krupp here?
那个又老又胖穿白衬衫
Old guy? Chubby? White shirt?
穿棕色裤子戴粗领带丑假发的吗
Stubby tie? Brown pants? Bad rug?
就是描述得非常详细的他这不是他的家吗
Yep, that's him in way too much detail. Isn't this his house?
是的但是他租给我了
Yeah, bruh. But he rented it to me.
然后他就走了伙计
So then he just took off, man.
-走了去哪了 -我知道等等兄弟
- Took off? Where? - I know this one. Hold on, amigo.
别读这条标语
什么事伙计要墨西哥饼吗
Hey, man. What's shaking? Taco?
你本来要告诉我们克拉普先生去哪里了
You were gonna tell us where Mr. Krupp went.
等着兄弟
Yeah. Hang tight, amigo.
找到了伙计们他去这里了
Found it, bruhs. He went here.
-生发泉旅游 -厄瓜多尔
- The "Fountain of Hair" Tour? - Ecuador?
加入发拉尼布鲁
Join the Hairani tribe
寻找传说中的生发泉
on a quest to find the legendary Fountain of Hair.
遭遇生发泉凶猛的远古守护者发神
Encounter Furculees, ferocious ancient guardian of the fountain.
让生发泉的升水魔力般恢复你的头发
And let the fountain's sacred water magically restore your hair.
厄瓜多尔的丛林
A jungle in Ecuador?
他为什么要大老远去那里找头发
Why would he go all that way to look for hair?
我不知道也许他觉得有头发会过得更好
I don't know. Maybe he thinks hair will make life better.
看来我们只能和梅尔文们一起了
I guess we're stuck with the Melvins.
不行我们必须要去那个丛林
No way. We gotta go to that jungle,
把克拉普带回来趁我们还没有变成梅尔文
find Krupp and bring him back before we're dressed like Melvins.
但是怎么做我们只是两个孩子
But how? We're just two kids.
我们需要更多孩子
So, we need more kids.
只有一个办法能召集更多孩子
And there's only one way to get more kids.
-松饼礼品篮吗 -是的
- Muffin baskets? - Yes!
-以及特别版漫画 -特别版
- And a special issue comic. - Special issue.
什么事伙计要墨西哥饼吗
Hey, man. What's shaking? Taco?
什么你在这里干什么
What? What are you doing here?
《内♥裤♥队长和超无搜冒队》
Captain Underpants and the Misfarts,
全程为超级无敌搜救冒险小队
aka the Mega-Incredible-Search-Force Adventure-Rescue-Team-Squad!
乔治·彼尔德哈罗德·哈钦森著
By George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
这个校长定了去森林的旅行
So this principal booked a trip to the jungle
因为他喜欢蟒蛇和疟疾为什么
'cause he loved pythons and, like, malaria. Why?
但是他到了以后猴子们偷走了他的地图
But when he got there, monkeys stole his map, 'cause monkeys.
于是校长跌落悬崖掉入了一条全是食人鱼的河
Then the principal fell down a cliff into a river of piranhas.
-咕噜咕噜 -还被冲下了瀑布
- Flush-Ploosh-Chomp! - And over a waterfall. Krr!
经过了鹦鹉派对
And onto a parrot party. Squawk!
然后碰到了一只狐猴一群狐猴
And through a lemur, a bunch of lemurs.
又从瀑布上去了
Back up the waterfall. Rrik!
后来他迷路了被困在了一座火山里
Until he was lost and stuck in a volcano!
还好校长有一台防水卫星电♥话♥
Luckily, the principal had a waterproof satellite phone
哔哔哔向着天空
all, bippity-bip-bip, up to the sky,
于是他打电♥话♥给内♥裤♥队长
and he called Captain Underpants
说"我在丛林火山里迷路了
and was like, "I'm lost in a jungle volcano.
哔哔快来救我"
Bippity-bip. Please save me!"
然后手♥机♥就没电了因为要戏剧性嘛
Then the phone batteries went dead 'cause that's, like, dramatic.
就像车子永远发动不起来
Like when a car doesn't start.
"轰轰" "拜托发动啊"
"Whirr-whirr." "Come on, baby, start."
"轰轰轰发动不起来"
"Whirr-whirr-whirr, not starting. Whirr."
然后内♥裤♥队长听到了冲进丛林
Anyway, Captain Underpants heard enough and flew to the jungle.
但是猴子们也偷走了他的地图和钱包
But monkeys stole his map and his wallet 'cause, yeah.
然后噼里啪啦砰砰砰
And Peww-Ploosh-Chomp-Krrr Squawks-Vroom-Rrrk-Waaah!
内♥裤♥队长也迷路了困在了火山里
Captain Underpants got crazy lost and stuck in the volcano, too.
还有岩浆鳄鱼这些鳄鱼是岩浆组成的
With lava-gators. Those are alligators made of lava!
还好他启动了他的滴滴滴紧急呼叫
Luckily, he activated his, blink-blink-blink, emergency beacon,
信♥号♥♥传到了超无搜冒队
and the signal reached the Misfarts
也就是超级无敌