内裤队长传奇（2018）

The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants S02E11

Part 1 May 10, 2021, 2:10 p.m.

让我的名字霍雷肖·邓普
Let my name, Horatio Dump,
永远意味着垃圾
withforth mean garbage for all eternity!
皮奎旅游局邀请你来庆祝垃圾日
The Piqua Tourism Bureau invites you to celebrate Dump Day
在我们镇随意丢垃圾
by throwing trash all over our town.
从今天起我霍雷肖·邓普
From this day forwith, I, Horatio Dump,
宣布所有垃圾都应该扔在一个地方
decree all trash shall be put in one place!
一个叫垃圾桶[音同]的地方
A place I, Horatio Dump, call the Dump
以我霍雷肖·邓普的名字命名
after me, Horatio Dump!
-他叫什么名字来着 -霍雷肖·邓普
- What's his name again? - Horatio Dump!
记不住了
Can't remember.
这是乔治·彼尔德和哈罗德·哈钦森
This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
乔治是左边的孩子平头戴着领带
George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat top.
哈罗德是右边的孩子
Harold is the one on the right
发型糟糕穿短袖
with the T-shirt and the bad haircut.
请记住
Remember that now.
我不信这家伙是霍雷肖·邓普
I don't buy this guy as Horatio Dump.
他穿着1810年代的尼龙袜子
He's wearing neon socks in 1810.
每年都要庆祝垃圾...
And whenwith each year all shall celebrate dumps by--
不止咳糖给我一片止咳糖
Oh, no! Lozenge! Give me a lozenge!
*乔治和哈罗德画漫画书*
*So George and Harold make comic books*
-我们好着呢 -我也是
- We're cool! - Me too!
*但是他们有个指手画脚的老校长*
*But they had a mean old principal Who told them what to...*
*于是他们做了个催眠戒指先让他跳舞*
*So they got a Hypno-Ring And first they made him dance*
*然后不小心可能故意把他变成了内♥裤♥队长*
*Then accidentally, kinda on purpose turned him into Captain Underpants*
*一声响指他是队长可能不是最聪明的人*
*With a snap, he's the Captain Not the brightest man*
*别忘了他一碰水你就得从头开始*
*And don't forget when he gets wet You're back where you began*
*开始闹吧能出什么问题呢*
*Put it all together What could possibly go wrong*
*内♥裤♥队长之歌♥到这里就结束啦*
*Now, this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song*
*由乔治·彼尔德和哈罗德·哈钦森所作*
*By George Beard and Harold Hutchins*
内♥裤♥队长大冒险
第二季第十一集
狂暴肥胖垃圾怪的破冒险
第一章
冷硬垃圾
现在霍皮·麦克查珀市长宣布了
And now, Mayor Hoppy McChapper has an announcement
今年垃圾日的庆典
about this year's Dump Day celebration.
好了孩子们
Okay, kids!
谁准备好为垃圾欢呼了
Who's pumped to dump?
我说垃圾你们说日垃圾
I say "Dump"! You say "Day"! Dump!
日
Day!
-很好 -我知道
- Well done. - I know.
但我们可以更好不是吗我自己来
But we can do better, can't we? I'll do it myself!
垃圾日棒
Dump! Day! Byah!
真有活力
Good energy in here.
大家都知道
Now, as you know,
每年垃圾日我们都会乱扔垃圾
every Dump Day, we all throw trash everywhere
然后最有意思的是把垃圾都清理干净
and then the fun part, clean it up!
这一点都没道理
Doesn't make any sense,
但这是皮奎最引以为豪的传统
but it's one of Piqua's proudest traditions
来庆祝...
to celebrate...
霍雷肖·邓普
Horatio Dump.
用最优秀的垃圾
And whoever honors Horatio Dump's legacy
纪念霍雷肖·邓普的人
with the best trash tribute
将会获得金垃圾奖棒
wins the Golden Dumpy Award! Byah!
等等还不止这些
But wait, there's more.
今年的赢家还会得到
This year's winner will also receive...
能噎死马的加分
Enough extra credit to choke a horse.
加分
没错不如再加点激♥情♥ 再试试
Yes! Maybe a little more pizzazz there. Try it again?
好吧下次吧棒棒棒
Okay, maybe next time. Byah! Byah! Byah--
我的棒有点不行了
All right, I'm running a little low on "Byahs."
棒
Byah!
有一个和古老的传统有关的社交仪式
Just another societal ritual hung up on ancient traditions.
-谢谢但丁 -没错就像烫头很有害
- Thanks, Dante. - Really, like ironing your harr. Damage!
如果这一切都是为了那个处理掉垃圾的人
And if this is about that guy who got rid of tra-aa-sh,
那我们为什么要扔垃圾
why do we, like, throw trash?
我们为什么用炸♥弹♥来庆祝独♥立♥日
Why do we celebrate Independence Day with explosives?
我们为什么用床垫大甩卖♥♥来庆祝总统日
Why do we celebrate President's Day with mattress sales?
我们为什么让弗兰克叔叔烧焦牛排
And why do we celebrate Labor Day
来庆祝劳动节
by letting Uncle Frank burn a perfectly good steak?!
因为节日就是不讲道理的
Because holidays don't make sense.
去年我往河里扔了一堆旧轮胎
Last year, I threw a bunch of old tires in the river.
不是特别顺利
It didn't go so well.
但是今年我可能会赢下金垃圾奖
But this year, maybe I'll win the Golden Dumpy instead.
谢了但丁
Thanks, Dante.
当然了古奇我们挺你
Sure you will, Gooch. We're pullin' for ya.
我们必须赢下金垃圾奖得到加分
We gotta win that Golden Dumpy and get the extra credit.
为什么因为这个装置
Why? Because this plot device,
排名板2000显示他们需要这些分数
the RankTank 2000, shows they need it.
我来给你们指出来
I'll map it out for you.
乔治和哈罗德的分数在这里但是如果他们
George and Harold's grades are here, but they need to be here
想去湖畔夏令营进行夏令营的话就得到这里
if the boys wanna go here, Lake Summer Camp, for summer camp.
我已经能闻到
I can already smell the fish
我们要放在其他孩子宿舍中的臭鱼味了
we're gonna put in the other kids' bunks.
-好恶心 -没错
- Ugh! So bad. - Yeah.
我们有什么主意
Okay, ideas. What do you got?
游♥行♥垃圾车怎么样我们管它叫做"纪念垃圾山"
How about a parade float? We'll call it "Mount Trashmore."
1994年已经又过了
Already happened, 1994.
没关系我们尽是垃圾点子
No problem. We're loaded with trash ideas.
-垃圾恐龙 -有了 1998年
- Like, Trashasaurus Rex! - Done. 1998.
-垃圾四重唱 -1962年他们是天籁之声
- A singing trashtet. - 1962. They sang like angels.
*晚安尿布*
*Good night, diapers*
*晚安尿布*
*Good night, diapers*
垃圾马拉松没人做过
A trashcathlon. Nobody did that.
2010年没人做的
2010, by Nobody.
垃圾马拉松 2010年
没人所做
你这些老图片都是从哪里来的
Where did you get all these old pictures?
你是从过去来的人吗
Are you from the past?
不我在做每年的垃圾日纪念品贴图收集
Nope. I'm doing a photo history of every Dump Day tribute.
垃圾日纪念品相册
作者艾瑞卡·王
我应该能凭这个赢下金垃圾奖和奖学金
Should win me the Golden Dumpy and a scholarship.
但是别丧气回头见
But don't let that discourage you. Later.
也许我们现在应该做些我们经常做的事
Maybe we should do what we always do at this point
画一篇漫画来解决我们的问题
and make a comic to solve our problem.
我们的漫画什么时候解决过问题
When did one of our comics ever solve a problem?
第二章
内♥裤♥队长和肥胖垃圾怪
由乔治·彼尔德和哈罗德·哈钦森所作
By George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
那么
So...
今天是垃圾日
it was Dump Day,
整个小镇在垃圾场开派对
and the town was having a sick party at the dump.
有破旧嘉年华和游戏
There were shady carnival rides and games,
蘑菇热狗斗蛇还有乐队大战
marshmallow hot dogs, snake jousting, and a battle of the bands.
发出的声音比吉本斯喷气发动机还要吵
It was a blast and as loud as a jet engine made of gibbons.
简直能把死人吵醒什么
Boosh-ki-whoosh! Loud enough to raise the dead. What?
霍雷肖·邓普之墓
没错因为霍雷肖·邓普的安息之处就在垃圾堆
Yeah, 'cause Horatio Dump's final resting place was the dump.
他的鬼魂醒来了说
And his ghost woke up and was all
"那是基本四喷气发动机吗"
"Is that a jet engine made of gibbons?"
然后他看到人们在吃焦糖汉堡
And then he saw people eating caramel burgers. Smack!
还有垃圾堆滑雪还和老鼠扳手腕
And garbage skiing, arm wrestling rats. Squeak!
他说"我是霍雷肖·邓普的鬼魂
And he was all like, "I be Horatio Dump's ghost!
你们为什么都在垃圾堆里玩
Why are ye kickin' it live at yon dump?
这里是扔垃圾的不是开派对的小声点
'Tis for trash, not parties! Will ye take it down a notch?
这里是扔垃圾的不是开派对的我已经说过了
'Tis for trash, not parties, like I already said!"
他们就说 "不行老头子
And they were like, "No way, Gramps!
今天是垃圾日来吃个饺子[音似]吧"
It's Dump Day! Have a dumpling!"
其实只是一包垃圾
Which is just a ball of garbage.
于是鬼魂邓普抬起鬼手和一大堆垃圾
So Ghost Dump raised his ghost arms and trash piled onto him
把自己变成了一只巨大的垃圾怪
until he was a huge trash monster.
他说"我是肥胖垃圾怪了
And he was all, "Now I'm Tubbadump,
你们要学会尊重垃圾"
and ye will learn to respect the trash!"
肥胖垃圾怪挥舞着他的垃圾拳
And Tubbadump started swinging his trash fists
用旧轮胎和空葡萄汁罐头打人
and hit people with old tires and empty grape juice.