内裤队长传奇（2018）

The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants S02E08

Part 1 May 10, 2021, 2:10 p.m.

这是乔治·彼尔德和哈罗德·哈钦森
This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
乔治是左边的孩子平头戴着领带
George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat top.
哈罗德是右边的孩子
Harold is the one on the right
发型糟糕穿短袖
with the T-shirt and the bad haircut.
请记住
Remember that now.
然后马桶塞怪说"来一片马桶塞蛋糕吧"
And then Plungerina says, "How 'bout a slice of plungecake?"
你说得对这就是垃圾
You're right. It's garbage.
我画了更大的马桶塞好点吗
I drew bigger plungers. Better?
对不够大
Yenot big enough.
"看来你的吸管卡住了里面全是犯罪"
"Looks like your pipes are clogged! With crime!"
太可怕了快点乔治
Terrible! Come on, George!
那就一个巨大的马桶塞呢
How about just one giant plunger?
不行我在干什么我真蠢
No?! Agh! What am I doing? I'm a hack!
算了吧
Just quit!
愚蠢
Stupid!
-没有希望 -不
- Hopeless! - No!
可以
Yes.
-终于 -可以了
- Yeah. Finally. - Approval!
*乔治和哈罗德画漫画书*
*So George and Harold make comic books*
-我们好着呢 -我也是
- We're cool! - Me too!
*但是他们有个指手画脚的老校长*
*But they had a mean old principal Who told them what to...*
*于是他们做了个催眠戒指先让他跳舞*
*So they got a Hypno-Ring And first they made him dance*
*然后不小心*
*Then accidentally, kinda*
*可能故意把他变成了内♥裤♥队长*
*on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants!*
*一声响指他是队长可能不是最聪明的人*
*With a snap, he's the Captain Not the brightest man*
*别忘了*
*And don't forget*
*他一碰水你就得从头开始*
*when he gets wet You're back where you began*
*开始闹吧能出什么问题呢*
*Put it all together What could possibly go wrong*
*内♥裤♥队长之歌♥到这里就结束啦*
*Now, this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song*
*由乔治·彼尔德和哈罗德·哈钦森所作*
*By George Beard and Harold Hutchins*
内♥裤♥队长大冒险
第二季第八集
惩罚者马桶塞丽娜的大混乱
第一章
内♥裤♥队长和毁灭马桶堵塞怪
由乔治·彼尔德哈罗德·哈钦森和艾瑞卡·王所做
...by George Beard and Harold Hutchins and Erica Wang.
曾经在一个大球场
So once there was a big ball game
大球之夜
体育馆
有一个大球比赛
at the big ball game stadium.
粉丝们去厕所时发现所有厕所都堵住了
When fans went to the bathroom, all the toilets were clogged!
关闭
粉丝们都说"快点紧急情况"
And the fans were like, "We gotta go! It's an emergency!"
然后有一个深处的声音说"太糟糕了"
And a deep voice said, "Too bad! Mua-ha-ha-ha!"
太糟了因为只有坏人才会在"哈哈"
Which is bad 'cause only evil things put a "mua"
恶人指南
1 在"哈哈"前加"哇"
2 伤害猫咪
前面加"哇"
in front of their "ha-ha-ha."
然后一个大肌肉块从马桶里现身了大喊
And a hulky, muscly clog came out of the pipes and was like,
"我是堵塞怪没人能阻止我堵塞"
"I'm Cloggernaut and nothing can stop me from clogging stuff!"
然后他就开始堵塞暴走
Then he went on a clogging spree--
花生小子太贵的纪念品小摊
the peanut guy, the overpriced souvenir stand
纪念品
他们专门卖♥♥超级贵的泡沫手指
where they sell those expensive foam fingers.
它们只是泡沫手指
他们只是泡沫
I mean, they're just foam!
幸好内♥裤♥队长正在球场上
Luckily, Captain Underpants was in the booth
虽然没人请他来他却在裁判
calling the big game even though no one asked him to.
他说"触地得分" "超一击"
And he was all like, "Touchdown!" "Bogey!"
"进球"
"Goal!"
因为他对大赛一无所知
'Cause he didn't know anything about the big game.
然后他看到堵塞怪他大喊
Then he saw Cloggernaut and was all like,
"你把大赛都毁了"
"You're ruining the big game!"
但是他推不动堵塞怪
But he couldn't make Cloggernaut move,
就像推影子但是不一样
like a shadow but different.
然后堵塞怪来了一记堵塞拳把他干翻了
Then Cloggernaut opened a can of whoop-clog and KO'd him!
粉丝们都说"快点"
The fans were all, "Hey, hurry up!
我们还得去厕所呢
We still gotta go to the bathroom over here!"
但是另一位英雄站了出来用棒球的说法
But a relief hero took the mound, 'cause baseball metaphor.
她手持马桶塞她说
She had plunger claws and was all...
"我是马桶塞丽娜回下水道去吧"
"I'm Plungerina! And you're going down the drain."
这就是她的口号♥ 她吸住了堵塞怪
'Cause that's her catchphrase. And she plunged Cloggernaut--
然后一阵通马桶的声音
whoompa-whoompa-- and more plunger noises--
让他变得和小棒球一样大
until he was small as a baseball.
马桶塞丽娜把堵塞怪扔了出去内♥裤♥队长
Then Plungerina pitched Cloggernaut and Captain Underpants,
盐
闻着盐醒了过来
who woke up with smelling salts and has like,
平均击球率为0.227
a .227 batting average,
数据
还行吧
which is good not great,
像"疯狂膝盖"尼尔森一样挥棒咔嚓
swung a bat like "Crazy Knees" Nelson, and crack,
将堵塞怪击出了球场双运球
knocked Cloggernaut outta the park! Double dribble!
内♥裤♥队长绕着基地跑说
Captain Underpants rounded the bases and was all,
"马桶塞丽娜要加入我的内衣队伍吗"
"Hey, Plungerina, wanna be on my undie team?"
马桶塞丽娜耸耸肩说"行吧"
Plungerina shrugged and said, "I suppose."
因为她是一个很酷的扮装者
'Cause she's a cool customer.
于是内♥裤♥队长朝她头上倒了一杯运动饮料
So Captain Underpants poured a jug of sports
来进行庆祝
drink on her to celebrate.
虽然没有人会喜欢这样
Splarsh! Even though no one likes that.
于是她对他使出了马桶塞杀
So she plungewhacked him. Whompa-swack!
于是大家都能上厕所了剧终
Then everyone went to the bathroom! Okay, the end.
你说得对马桶塞丽娜是一个超强的英雄
You're right. Plungerina is an awesome hero.
我知道她可能还比内♥裤♥队长要强
I know. She might even be better than Captain Underpants.
你在开玩笑吗内♥裤♥队长可是大男人
Are you joking? Captain Underpants is the man!
还穿着内♥裤♥
In underwear!
我不知道也许该引入点新鲜血液了
I don't know. Maybe it's time for some new blood.
你也看到马桶塞丽娜对堵塞怪做的事了
I mean, you saw what Plungerina did to Cloggernaut.
只是因为内♥裤♥队长让让她
Only 'cause Captain Underpants teed it up for her.
我只是想说如果堵塞怪是真的
All I'm saying is if Cloggernaut was real,
内♥裤♥队长肯定会需要马桶塞丽娜来帮助他
Captain Underpants would need Plungerina to bail him out.
你信吗
You believe that?
她刚刚说内♥裤♥队长不行
She just threw hero shade at Captain Underpants!
-你知道那说明 -我们得做些很蠢的事
- You know what that means... - We gotta do something really stupid
就像造一个堵塞怪
like create a giant clog monster
让内♥裤♥队长能拯救世界
so Captain Underpants can save the day
-证明自己比马桶塞丽娜强 -没错
- and prove he's better than Plungerina? - Ding, ding, ding!
-记得加点胶水 -好的
- Make sure to add some glue. - Got it!
-现在要加秘密配方了 -喷雾火腿
- And now for the secret ingredient. - Splash-O-Ham?
爱火腿但是没时间嚼吗喷雾火腿
Love ham, but no time to chew? Splash-O-Ham.
可以喷的火腿
It's ham you spray.
太好了我们把学校里的所有厕所都堵上了
I'm so glad we decided to clog all the toilets in school.
如果这还创造不出真正的堵塞怪就没别的办法了
If that doesn't create a real-life Cloggernaut, nothing will.
内♥裤♥队长会拯救世界的
Then Captain Underpants will save the day
并证明他就是我们所需要的英雄
and prove he's all the hero we need.
现在我们就等有人来冲厕所了
And now, we wait for someone to flush.
太好了我们去找克拉普
So good. Let's go get Krupp.
酒店
校长会议进行中
校长伙计会议
The Princi-pals Convention.
能离开学校跟我和校长同仁们一起
Such a joy to be away from the school amongst my principal peers
跟校长伙计们一样讨论校长事宜真是太好了
discussing principal business like princi-pals.
梅尔文机械人入住
Principal Melvinborg checking in.
克拉普校长也入住
Principal Krupp checking in, too.
他是副校长
He's a vice-principal.
不这个入口是校长专用
No, no. This entrance is for principals.
副校长的入口在这边
The entrance for vice-principals is over there.
和垃圾一起
With the rest of the garbage.
看来这个厕所堵住了
It appears this toilet is clogged.
我来冲吧
I'll just flush it.
不不不
No. no. no.
这可能会是头一次
You know, this will be the first time
我们是对的艾瑞卡是错的
we're right and Erica's wrong.
没错我们创造历史了
Yep, we're making history.
早上好你们这些空空的金枪鱼罐头
Good morning, you empty tuna cans!
-梅尔文机械人校长看上去不一样了 -新眼镜吗
- Principal Melvinborg looks different. - Yeah. New glasses?
不这是梅尔文机械机械人
No! This is Melvinborgborg.
他在克拉普和未来的我
He's filling in while Krupp and future me