内裤队长传奇（2018）

The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants S02E13

Part 3 May 10, 2021, 2:10 p.m.

地球总统非常开心
And the President of Earth was so happy,
把滑雪橇日设立为节日
he made sledding day a holiday.
但学生不行结尾
But not for schools. Okay, the end.
我们可以缩小进入内♥裤♥队长的大脑吗
So, can we shrink down and go inside Captain Underpants' brain?
而且可以用一首讨人厌的歌♥关掉纳米机器人
And we can shut down the nanobots with an annoying song.
他很生气因为这有可能成功
He's mad because it just might work.
作为你们的宿敌我必须也表现得很生气
As your nemesis, I'm obligated to be mad as well.
不是针对谁
Nothing personal.
纳裤队长继续大肆破坏
As Nanopants continued his big-time rampage,
小伙子们和梅尔文们在努力避免变小
the boys and the Melvins were racing against time to get small.
如果你不赶紧完工就没有可拯救的皮奎了
If you don't finish soon, there won't be any more Piqua to save.
-其他也没有了 -安静你这漏水的龙头
- Or anything else. - Silence, you leaky faucets.
我们正重写现实很复杂
We're rewriting reality here, and it's complicated.
-可能需要很多年 -完成了快看
- It might take years-- - Done. Behold!
随心尺寸2000
The Youwantsizewiththat 2000!
这样的话
Oh, in that case...
上来吧
Hop on!
什么你能把自己变成气垫船
What? You can turn yourself into a hovercraft?
之前你怎么不变
Why haven't you done that before?
因为这是这季最后一集了快上船
Because this is the season finale. Now climb aboard.
-你是说上机械人对吧 -太妙了
- You mean, climb a-borg? - So good.
说真的谁会租冰屋
Seriously, who rents igloos?
冰屋我该租一个
Hey, igloos! I should rent one.
这气垫船太酷了
This hovercraft is awesome.
除了中间突出的这个半梅尔文型身子
Except for that weird half-Melvin body sticking out of the middle.
你说的可是我
Hey, that's me.
你回到了这被征之地非常细心
You have returned to be vanquished. Very thoughtful.
-把我们缩小梅尔文 -我会的马上
- Cut us down to size, Melvin! - I will. Soon.
-你们在等什么 -戏剧性冲突
- Why are you waiting? - Dramatic tension.
什么你们疯了吗
What, are you nuts?
不其实我在等软件重启
No. I'm actually waiting for the software to finish rebooting.
软件越大
The bigger they are...
快点梅尔文我们没时间了
Come on, Melvin, we're out of time!
重启中
请稍后
完活
Done.
我们这一拳肯定把他们分子化了
Hmm, our punch must have atomized them.
这松弛的身体还挺强壮的
This flabby body is deceptively strong.
第四章没有大脑没有胜利
Chapter 4: No Brain, No Gain.
瞧瞧内♥裤♥队长耳朵里的东西
Look at this stuff in Captain Underpants' ear.
有钱包车钥匙零钱橡皮鸭
There's a wallet, car keys, loose change, a rubber duck,
千纸鹤克利夫兰机场的纪念钥匙扣
an origami crane, a souvenir keychain from the Cleveland airport?
他没有口袋所以我猜他把东西放在这
He doesn't have pockets, so I guess he keeps stuff in here.
你说的好像这很合理似的
You say that like it makes sense.
现在我们要做的就是找到一首很烦人的歌♥
Okay. Now all we gotta do is find a really annoying song
来搅乱纳米零
to confuse Nanozero.
然后我们只要找到纳米零放歌♥就行了对吗
Then we just gotta find Nanozero and play it, right?
错纳米机器人占领的脑细胞会保护纳米零
Wrong. Brain cells corrupted by nanobots will be guarding Nanozero.
我们需要尚未被占领的脑细胞的帮助
We'll need help from the brain cells that haven't been corrupted.
假设这个所谓的大脑里还有或曾经有过脑细胞
Assuming any exist, or ever existed in this so-called brain.
我们很快就会知道了
Well, we're about to find out.
*内♥裤♥队长乐园*
*Tra-la-land*
*在这里充满欢声笑语*
*Everybody here is filled with glee*
*因为你们目力所及都是我我我*
*'Cause everywhere you look it's me, me, me*
*过山车是我热狗摊还是我*
*I'm the roller coaster and the hot dog stand*
*在内♥裤♥队长乐园欢笑歌♥唱放声大喊*
*You'll laugh, you'll sing, you'll shout at Tra-la-land*
*在内♥裤♥队长乐园*
*At Tra-la-land*
再来一次
One more, guys.
*在内♥裤♥队长乐园*
*At Tra-la-land*
*好极了*
*Yes*
这首歌♥超级烦人我们给纳裤队长放这首吧
This song is super annoying. Let's play this for Nanopants.
这和我想象中内♥裤♥队长的大脑一模一样
This is exactly how I pictured Captain Underpants' brain.
我以为小动物乐园会更大点
I thought the petting zoo would be bigger.
今日辣豆糊免费
这个免费辣豆糊必须得好吃
This free chili had better be good.
因为连狂躁的纳米机器人
Because even nanobots on a rampage
都抵挡不了免费辣豆糊
can't resist free chili.
梅尔文机械人向内♥裤♥队长的脑细胞
Melvinborg's attempt to explain the threat
解释眼前威胁的努力本来可以讲得更好
to Captain Underpants' brain cells could have gone better.
最后再说一遍
For the last time,
纳米机器人在你们的大脑皮层
the nanobots built that tower
修建了这座塔来同化你们
in your cerebral cortex to assimilate you.
如果你们不让纳米零停止工作
And if you don't deactivate their leader Nanozero,
你们都完蛋了
you're all doomed.
所以你们不发免费的辣豆糊
So, you're not giving away free chili?
不不不
No. No! No!
-现在换我们来说吧 -你们两个无能之辈
- We'll take it from here. - You two handleless mugs? Ha!
-我倒想瞧瞧 -我也是
- I'd like to see that. - So would I,
因为也许他们真能成功
because they might actually succeed.
坏人在那里阻止他
The bad guy's in there. Stop him.
没问题听起来很有趣要舔一口吗
Sure. Sounds fun. Want a lick?
冰冻内♥裤♥吗不了谢谢
Of frozen underwear? No, thanks.
不吃是你的损失尝起来就像湿棉花舔
Your loss. It tastes just like wet cotton. Lick.
*在这里充满欢声笑语*
*Everybody here is filled with glee*
*因为你们目力所及都是我我我*
*'Cause everywhere you look it's me, me, me*
"此处排队时间大约45分钟"
"Wait from this point is approximately 45 minutes."
不几乎所有的脑细胞都变成了纳米细胞
Oh, no, almost all the brain cells have been turned into nanocells.
-我们快没时间了 -没错
- We're running out of time. - That's right.
等到所有脑细胞都被纳米化
And when all the brain cells are nanotized,
内♥裤♥队长的意识就永远消失了
Captain Underpants' mind will be lost forever.
当然不是什么大损失
No great loss, of course.
-所以内♥裤♥队长就会... -去世吗
- So Captain Underpants would be... - Gone?
*直到最后一刻他都是我们的朋友*
*He was a friend to the very last flush*
*直到最后一刻他的大脑变成浆糊*
*Until the end when his brain turned to mush*
站住大脑入侵者们
Halt, braintruders.
你们有预约吗
Do you have an appointment?
我们有预约和纳米零见面他在等我们
Yeah, we do, with Nanozero. He's expecting us.
好的跟我们来
Okay. Follow us.
我想纳米化并没有让它们变聪明
I guess nanotizing doesn't make them smarter.
你刚说什么
What did you say?
他说"我必须道歉我吃了培根就放屁"
He said, "I must apologize. I'm a bacon farter."
我才不可能说...
I most certainly did not say--
好吧培根让我放屁
Fine. Bacon gives me gas.
-补救得漂亮 -有什么就得用什么
- Nice save. - You work with what you have.
对了
Oh, yeah!
"等待尖尖厕纸的时间是45分钟"
"Wait for pointy toilet paper is 45 minutes."
你们把自己缩小来加入我们很有想法
You shrank yourselves to join us. Very thoughtful.
不明白你们是怎么骗过我的守卫的
Not sure how you outsmarted my guards.
并不难相信我
It wasn't hard, trust me.
但你们来得太迟了
But you are too late.
我几乎把这个破大脑里的脑细胞全都纳米化了
I have nearly nanotized all the cells in this crude brain.
那首《内♥裤♥队长乐园》令人难以忍♥受
I mean, that "Tra-la-land" song is insufferable.
现在到大结局了
Now for the big finish.
因为我很大
Because I am big.
纳米机器人也很有趣
Nanobots are funny, too.
可没那么快纳米零
Not so fast, Nanozero.
这个大脑还有一些健全的细胞
This brain still has a few good cells.
我们会把大脑带来
And we're gonna bring the brain!
没错
Derp!
我们会带走大脑因为风暴要来了
We will take the brain, because a storm is coming.
一场大脑风暴
A brainstorm.
我超常发挥了
I am on a roll.
第五章
无敌暴♥力♥连环画
以天气连环画的形式呈现
presented in Weather-O-Rama.
因为暴风雨前总是很宁静
Because before the storm, there's always calm.
洪水暴发为您带来头脑预报
Flash Flood here with the brain forecast.
脑达的快速结果显示
Quick check of the mindar shows
纳米细胞正与脑细胞们正面交锋
a nanocell front clashing with some brain cells.
晚些时候依然如此
Later, it's more of the same,
多了些弯弯曲曲的线条和数字
along with some squiggly lines and numbers.
但之后那些脑细胞会冲破黑暗
But then those brain cells will break through the gloom.
所以向大脑海滩进发享受几缕阳光