内裤队长传奇（2018）

The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants S02E09

Part 2 May 10, 2021, 2:10 p.m.

But that's water under the bridge.
我是一个全新的人了多亏了这所完美的学校
I'm a new man, thanks to this amazing school.
我们会成为很好的朋友
We're gonna be great friends here.
-什么 -什么
- What? - What?
没错我们将有一个崭新的开端
Yep. We're getting a fresh start.
不更崭新的开端
No, no, no, a fresher start.
更崭新的开端
*他们离开了老学校来到了新学校*
*They're in a new school Left the old one behind*
*现在他们是好朋友*
*Now they're friends to the end *
*就像三个一样的人*
*It's like they're three of a kind*
主演
本杰明·克拉普
乔治·彼尔德
哈罗德·哈钦森
-*更崭新的开端* -*他们在玩球*
- *Fresher start* - *They're having a ball!*
-*更崭新的开端* -*去商场买♥♥裤子*
- *Fresher start* - * Buying pants at the mall*
*从来不吵架每天都放假*
*With no confrontation Every day's a vacation*
*更崭新的开端*
*Oh, fresher start*
更崭新的开端
《更崭新的开端》在现场演播室观众面前拍摄
Fresher Start is filmed before a live studio audience.
等会来我办公室吧我们吃吃糖叙叙旧
Swing by my office later, and we'll catch up and have candy.
我的大门永远敞开
My door is always open.
第三章
无聊学校
真不敢相信他们在做煎蛋卷
I can't believe it. They're making omelets.
用真正的鸡蛋
With real eggs.
鸡下的蛋而不是那种住在桥下的玩意
From chickens! And not that thing that lives under the bridge.
这简直就像五星级餐厅
It's like a five-star restaurant!
要是我还懂餐厅的话
Is what I'd say if I knew anything about restaurants.
六继续
Six. Yeah-yeah-yeah, keep going.
奇怪的明讷老师很健壮
The bizarro Mr. Meaner is jacked.
哲学家阿里索克利斯曾经说过
The philosopher Arisophacles once said,
"最重要的肌肉是大脑"
"The most important muscle in the body is the mind."
-那是因为他讨厌锻炼 -他的大脑也很健壮
- That's because he hated exercise. - His brain's jacked, too!
我们可以试试吗看起来很有趣
Can we do that? It looks like fun!
眼见不一定为实跑酷其实就很累
Looks can be deceiving. Parkour's actually hard work.
我训练了好几年
I've trained for years
而我会避免任何使大脑萎缩的琐碎事物
and I avoid anything trivial that shrinks the brain.
就像网上的那些
Like those silly videos on the internet
路边捡垃圾的视频
where a guy finds trash on roads.
道路垃圾那家伙是公路传奇
Road Trash. That guy is roadside legit!
道路垃圾没错
Road Trash. Yeah!
伙计们我刚找到一个空胡萝卜汁罐
Hey, guys, I just found an empty can of carrot juice!
差点把我熏倒了
Yeah! Whoa! That one almost got me!
真诱人
So tempting.
但那会让大脑萎缩
But it shrinks the brain!
我的大脑必须要像北极雪一样纯净
My mind must remain pure like arctic snow.
倒刺不过不错
Oh, splinter. But that's good.
这是一个教育时刻
It's a teachable moment.
我要用我的最新发明放大我的手指
I'll just enlarge my finger with my latest invention,
放大器3000
the Grow-it-alter 3000,
然后轻松拔掉倒刺
and easily remove the splinter.
然后我们能学手指解剖
And then we can study finger anatomy.
他也会发明东西吗
He invents stuff, too?
我是斯尔文·梅尼德利
Hey, I'm Snelvin Meedly.
你们有没有看到明讷先生有个大...
Did you see Mr. Neamer get a big--?
怎么说来着没错手指
Uh, whatchamacallit? Oh, yeah, finger?
-奇怪的梅尔文还不聪明吗 -我知道你们是新来的
- And bizarro Melvin isn't smart? - I know you're new,
但是我们这里不一样
but we do things differently here.
我们努力学习热爱知识尊敬老师
We work hard, we cherish knowledge, and we respect the teachers.
如果你们能做到你们的滴水之劳
If you can do that, this school will give you back ten times
学校会涌泉相助
what you put into it.
好吧的确有点无聊但一切都还行
Okay, it's a little boring, but everything works.
老师教书
The teachers teach,
食物也是用食物做的
the food is actually made from food,
克拉普也不会吼我们
and Krupp's not yelling at us.
-也许我们该试试 -*试试*
- Maybe we should give it a shot. - *Giving it all they got*
我戴着这些眼镜什么都看不到
I can't see a thing in these glasses!
也许是好事
Probably a good thing,
因为这地方就像是小孩子的停尸房♥
because this place looks like a mortuary for childhood.
-做不到 -太无聊了不错这学校挺好
- Can't do it! - Too boring! True, this school is great,
但它缺失一件事乐趣
but it's missing one thing. Fun.
是啊我以为没有乐趣我也可以
Yeah. I thought I could live without it,
但不行所以我们怎么办
but I can't. So, what do we do?
我告诉你怎么办
I'll tell you what we do.
我们来下糖果雨
We make candy rain from the sky.
给每个人都发一把橡胶枪
We put rubber dart guns in every hand.
拆掉这座学校用最大的
We tear down this school and replace it
充气跳跳屋代替
with the biggest bouncy house ever made!
好吧也许最后那个不行
Okay, maybe not that last one.
但我们带来点乐趣吧
But let's put the fun in functional.
是啊我们来教这些孩子怎么生活吧
Yeah, let's teach these kids how to live a little.
他们带着这玩意怎么能看见东西
How do people see in those things?
"你不能每次都成功但你可以一直尝试"
"You can't succeed every time, but you can try all the time."
这些话可是至理名言
Now those are words to live by.
当然但现在我们来找点乐子
Sure, but now let's have some fun.
把这些词的顺序换一换
Move the letters around.
"每次都努力你就可以成功"
"Try every time and you can succeed."
认真的吗你能组那么多词
Really? I mean, with those letters you can make
"屁♥股♥""粪球""鼻涕"
"butt," "turd," "snot."
是的但这是个很好的建议
Yeah, but this is good advice.
这是一场艰苦的战斗是时候来真的了
Gonna be an uphill battle. Time to get real.
你是说画个漫画
You mean make a comic?
我本来想说转学的
I was gonna say transfer to another school.
但当然漫画
But sure. Comic.
内♥裤♥队长和对付面无表情小孩的
Captain Underpants and the Secret Weapon
秘密武器
of the Stone-Faced Kids.
由乔治·彼尔德和哈罗德·哈钦森所作
By George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
从前有一群面无表情的小孩
One time, there were, like, these serious stone-faced kids
"我要把每件事都做好做对"
who were all, "I'm doing everything right,"
唯独一件事他们没做好就是他们没趣
except they weren't 'cause they had no fun.
没趣
他们总是说"拜托再学点数学吧"
They were all, "More math, please"
还有"好的我会清扫车道的谢谢"
and "Yes, I'll vacuum the driveway, thank you!"
乐趣不存在的
Fun, not.
有个小孩过生日在生日派对上雇了一个会计
This one kid had a birthday party and hired an accountant
生日快乐
在白板上写数字
to write numbers on a whiteboard.
但根本没人笑说"腌菜"
But nobody smiled or giggled or said the word "pickle" at all!
拜托腌菜
I mean, come on. Pickle!
然后这些外星人来了说
Then these aliens came down and said,
"如果听不到人类的笑声
"What is the sound of human laughter,
就毁灭你们的星球"
or we will mess up your planet!"
孩子们不知道怎么办
The kids didn't know what to do.
他们清洗了餐具抽屉熨了裙子
They tried cleaning the silverware drawer and ironing a skirt,
但都没趣
but it was no fun.
外星人要用他们的爆♥炸♥射线
The aliens were gonna blast the planet
炸掉星球
to bits with their blast ray.
准备的声音准备的声音准备
Warm up sounds, warm up sounds, warm up.
微温温
超高温
但内♥裤♥队长来了
But then Captain Underpants came swooping in
内♥裤♥队长来了
like Captain Underpants swooping in.
"我会用娱乐拯救地球"
"I'll save Earth and junk with entertainment!"
然后他扎进草垛
Then he flew into a haystack and popped up
耳朵里还有干草跳起来说"腌菜"
with hay in his ears and said, "pickle!"
外星人说"什么" 但是外星人...
The aliens were like, "What?" But in alien...
然后内♥裤♥队长用他最擅长的篮球招数
Then Captain Underpants did all his best basketball tricks.
转球口含篮球
The Fibbidy Flop, the Aqua Duck,
还有大招连环多球暴扣
and big finish, the Diggidy, Diggidy, Diggidy, Doop!
扣了有九个球
That's like with nine balls.
外星人不明白但孩子们能看懂
The aliens didn't get it, but the kids!
他们从没见过如此惊人的事
They had never seen anything so amazing.
他们开始笑脸都裂开了
They started smiling and their faces cracked
他们无聊的旧眉头掉下来
and their dumb old frowns fell right off their faces!
叮当叮当叮当叮当咧嘴笑
Clank, clank, clankety-clank, clank, crack!
但是不开心的外星人把内♥裤♥队长扔远了