内裤队长传奇（2018）

The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants S01E02

Part 2 May 10, 2021, 1:54 p.m.

Even though I always choose Ms. Hurd as the DJ for the dance,
但今天每个人都有机会
everyone here today has a chance,
尽管我还是会选择哈德老师
even though I will choose Ms. Hurd.
开始
Begin.
我们的DJ只有一首歌♥
Our DJ set is just one song.
《不许碰我的头发我发誓》
"Don't You Dare Touch My Hair, I Swear."
-火炬熊熊作 -她说的是英文吗
- By The Flare Bears. - Is she speaking English?
*不准碰我的头发*
*Don't you dare touch my hair*
*不准碰我的头发*
*Don't you dare touch my hair*
我内心...很不舒服
I'm uncomfortable... inside.
切歌♥
Cut that racket!
下一位
Next!
我要喂我的猫
I have to feed my cat.
下一位
Cut that racket!
下一位
Next!
DJ古奇
需要密♥码♥
需要密♥码♥
密♥码♥错误
错误
目前我最喜欢的下一位
My favorite so far. Next!
不
No!
抓走她们吧我听你的
Take them and let me serve you!
我就知道我们不会被机器人抓走奴役
Hmm, I knew we weren't being enslaved by robots.
请看嗨翻屋顶2000
Behold the Raisetheroofitron 2000!
现代舞的未来
The future of mobile dance music!
-切歌♥ -下一位
- Cut that racket! - Next.
什么但是...但是我
What? But-- But I--
下一位
Next.
没人能拒绝我的机器人复古未来风格八位元电音音乐
Nobody rejects my robot-based, retro-future, 8-bit midi music
还想逃脱
and gets away with it!
走着瞧
They'll see! Hmph!
-我们是 -等等等等等等
- Hi, we're-- - Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
等什么我们都还没开始
Hold what? We haven't even started.
等等伙计们恐怕你们太吵了
Hold it, fellas. I'm afraid you're just too darn loud.
但我们还什么都没演呢
But we didn't play anything.
我宁愿听狼人呕吐
I'd rather listen to werewolves throw up!
你都还没...
You didn't even--
等等你真的听过狼人呕吐吗
Wait. Have you really heard a werewolf throw up?
是的
Yes!
-太厉害了 -我吓坏了
- So cool! - I was petrified!
我在我的地下室待了丹田
I stayed in my basement for three days.
我靠吃我的睫毛和脚趾甲剪贴活了下来
I survived by eating my own eyelashes and toenail clippings!
好了这是最后的面试
All right, well, that's the last audition.
我要公布得分 DJ是
I've tallied the scores, and the DJ is,
天啊我们的音乐老师瞌睡抽屉老师
oh, my, our music teacher, Ms. Droopy Drawers.
不好意思
I-- I'm sorry. Um...
哈德老师
Ms. Hurd!
这是一个歪曲的骗局
This is a sham and a travesty!
歪局
A-- A "Shavesty"!
没错歪局
Yes! A "Shavesty"!
乔治和哈罗德说得没错
George and Harold were right.
可惜 "歪局"并不是一个词
Unfortunately, "Shavesty" Is not a word.
-没错 -该死的查尔斯·科茨沃思·平克尼
- Nope. - Darn you, Charles Cotesworth Pinckney!
他又要让舞会变得一点都不乐趣了
Ugh, he's making the dance no fun again.
我们怎么办
What are we gonna do?
和恶势力反对我们的时候我们做的一样
Same thing we always do when forces of evil rally against us.
做一本漫画书
Make a comic book!
内♥裤♥队长
Captain Underpants
内♥裤♥队长之瞌睡抽屉DJ的大溃败
之瞌睡抽屉DJ的大溃败
and the Dreadful Debacle of DJ Drowsy Drawers
作者乔治·彼尔德和哈罗德·哈钦森
by George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
很久很久以前我们学校要举办一次舞会
Once upon a time, our school was gonna have a dance.
校园舞会很快到来
所有的孩子都很激动因为他们喜欢跳舞
All the kids were excited because they loved dancing.
跳舞太有意思了
对啊我也这么觉得
他们觉得"跳舞太有意思了"
They're like, "Dancing is fun and stuff."
"对啊我也这么觉得"
"Yeah, it is, too!"
"我们可以进行抽奖赢无线对讲机"
"We can have a raffle and win walkie-talkies!"
"舞会" 但是坏校长讨厌跳舞
"Dance!" But the mean Principal hated dancing.
他说"屁♥股♥是用来坐的不是用来摇摆和跳的"
He's all, "Butts are for sitting, not shaking and bouncing!"
所以他说"我会毁了舞会
So he says, "I'll ruin the dance
通过雇电♥话♥簿里最无聊的DJ
by hiring the most boring DJ in the phone book!
瞌睡抽屉DJ吗你被聘用了"
DJ Drowsy Drawers? You're hired!"
不
但这是个圈套
But it was a trap!
瞌睡抽屉DJ是个邪恶的女外星机器人
DJ Drowsy Drawers was an evil alien robot lady who was evil!
她想让每个人在无聊的音乐下都睡着
She wanted to make everyone go asleep with boring music
睡着等于无聊的音乐
这样她就能征服地球
so she could conquer Earth.
电♥话♥簿瞌睡抽屉DJ 睡觉
"睡吧警♥察♥ 比如"
"Sleep, you policeman, for example!"
"太简单了"
"So easy!"
在舞会上瞌睡抽屉DJ放了
At the dance, DJ Drowsy Drawers played
无聊的节奏唱了个无聊的饶舌
boring beats and did a boring rap.
*你会因为瞌睡抽屉DJ变得很困*
*You're getting very sleepy For DJ Drowsy Drawers?*
*我的长笛让你呵欠连天我的竖琴让你鼾声一片*
*My flutes'll make you yawn And my harps'll make you snores?*
孩子们努力想跳舞但他们都保持不了清醒
The kids tried to dance, but they couldn't stay awake.
"打呵欠打呵欠睡吧"
"Yawn! Yawn! Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z!"
就在那时内♥裤♥队长突然出现
Just then, Captain Underpants swooped in!
"我听说有抽奖可以抽无线对讲机和苏打汽水"
"I hear there's a raffle for walkie-talkies and soda!"
他喝了很多苏打汽水
He drank a whole bunch of soda.
但之后他看到了瞌睡抽屉DJ
But then he sees that DJ Drowsy Drawers
在催眠所有人
has sleep-attacked everyone!
音乐节目主持人说"你是下一个内♥裤♥"
And DJ goes, "You're next, Undipants!"
她用无聊的音符轰炸他他开始睡觉
She blasts him with boring notes, and he starts to sleep!
但他回击了
But he fights back.
为了真理和正义还有他有点想要那些无线对讲机
For truth, justice! And he kind of wants those walkie-talkies.
所以他用棉絮堵上了他的耳朵
So he stuffed his ears with preshrunk cotton.
塞入这里还有这里
"现在我听不到了" "什么"
"Now I can't hear you!" "What?"
"我说 '现在' 算了没什么"
"I said, 'Now'-- Oh, never mind."
"叫醒服务来了现在是挨打时间"
"Here's your wake-up call. It's punch o'clock!"
然后他打了瞌睡抽屉DJ很多拳
Then he punch o'clocked DJ Drowsy Drawers a bunch of times.
瞌睡抽屉DJ躲了一下把内♥裤♥队长
DJ Drowsy Drawers swung back and knocked Captain Underpants
打到这页的下方
down to the bottom of the page.
就在无线对讲机旁边
Right next to the walkie-talkies!
内♥裤♥队长把声音调到最高
Captain Underpants turned one up all the way
把它扔给了瞌睡抽屉DJ
and threw it at DJ Drowsy Drawers, who caught it,
无线对讲机是吗
'cause, I mean, walkie-talkie, right?
然后内♥裤♥队长对着他的对讲机打嗝
Then Captain Underpants took his and burped into it.
声音太大了以至于所有的螺丝螺帽
It was so loud that all the nuts and bolts
都从瞌睡抽屉DJ身上掉落
popped out of DJ Drowsy Drawers,
她跌到地上化成了碎片
and she fell to the ground in pieces.
"万岁" 睡着的所有人都欢呼
"Hooray!" Yelled everyone who was asleep,
之后他们学了内♥裤♥舞
and then they learned the Underpants dance
里面有很多摇摆和蹦蹦跳跳
with lots of shaking and bouncing!
大结局
The end.
树屋漫画
出品
第四章午睡控制
漫画书在孩子们中大受欢迎
The comic book was a hit with kids,
就像免费的甜甜圈
much like free doughnuts
或者是从阿姨科妮莉亚那里收到的3美元的生日支票
or a $3 birthday check from Aunt Cornelia.
*我的长笛让你呵欠连天我的竖琴让你"汗"声一片*
*My flutes'll make you yarn And my harps'll make you snars?*
太疯狂了大家喜欢我们的饶舌
This is crazy! Everybody loves our rap.
对啊甚至冰激凌车都喜欢
Yeah! Even the Ice Cream Truck loves it!
*你会因为瞌睡抽屉DJ变得很困*
*You're getting very sleepy For DJ Drowsy Drawers?*
我们应该去当舞会的音乐节目主持人
We should be the DJs for the dance.
但哈德老师会在的
But Ms. Hurd will be there.
这让乔治有了个主意
Which gave George an idea.
但如果哈德老师不在呢
But what if Ms. Hurd wasn't there?
如果她没来呢
What if she didn't show up?
对啊如果她待在自己家呢
Yeah. What if she stayed in her house?
在地下室...
In the basement...
吃脚趾甲屑
Eating toenail clippings!
同时梅尔文·斯尼德利
Meanwhile, Melvin Sneedly
正忙着发疯即使对他来说