内裤队长传奇（2018）

The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants S01E01

Part 2 May 10, 2021, 1:54 p.m.

并且它由一种仅在花生酱里发现的单一元素
And it is powered by a single element found only in...
提供动力
peanut butter.
花生酱不错
Peanut butter? Mmm.
重力冲击驱动中
The molecular basis of
随机变化的分子基础引入了
random change in gravitational impulse drive
以前未知的力量
engages forces previously unknown.
浆糊
现在加入花生酱
And now to add the peanut butter.
这怎么...
How is-- uh...
什么
What?
没吃早餐
Didn't have breakfast.
我们太饿了
We were hungry.
好了包子们
All right, flabby flabs!
因为强度计坏了
Since the strength meter is broken--
-我们能走了 -你们可以运动运动
- We can leave? - You can do laps.
搬布伦希尔德
Carrying Brunhilda.
-拜托 -不要
- Please. - No.
布伦希尔德是一个很重的沙发
Brunhilda was a couch so heavy,
一直是学生们的心头之梗
it had been the scourge of students since forever.
有人说这里面藏着之前95任
Some say it contained the mummified bodies
体育老师的尸体
of the last 95 gym teachers,
能追溯到四百年前
going back some 400 years.
其他人说里面只是堆满了硬币的确如此
Others said it was just full of coins, which it was.
绕体育馆跑十圈然后可以放下了
Ten laps around the gym and leave it--
就放在原处
Right where it is?
好主意明讷老师
Ah, great idea, Mr. Meaner.
我也觉得
Uh, yeah, I thought so.
你又这样难怪你教体育
You did it again. No wonder you teach gym.
没错动起来啊
Yep. Now get to it!
去去去我去续饮料
Yep, yep, yep, yep. I'm refilling my drink.
这...
This...
...不会很简单
...is not gonna be easy.
哈罗德我们没必要搬
Harold, we don't have to move it.
这已经在搬完后的位置了
It's already right where it started.
搬完后的位置
Right where it started? Oh!
对啊
Oh, oh, yeah.
既然这样太棒了
In that case, good job.
这种情况下乔治和哈罗德就按老规矩
In that case, George and Harold did what they always do
每当他们发现漏洞或可以逃避责任时
when they found a loophole or skirted some responsibility--
他们就画一本漫画书
they made a comic book.
内♥裤♥队长与超级大肥包的超级大响屁
从前有个瘦子叫包子
Once, there was a skinny guy named Flabby.
但他有大屁♥股♥ 他很喜欢
But he had a huge butt. And he loved it.
就像他最好的朋友一样 "我想约你出去"
It was like his bestest friend. "I'm taking you for a walk!"
但他认为那些小屁♥股♥的人是愚蠢无趣的
But he thought people with small butts were dumb and missing out.
"我们玩的很开心"
"We're having lots of fun."
"才没有你们无趣又蠢"
"No, you're missing out and dumb."
虽然包子很满意他的大屁♥股♥
Even though Flabby was happy with his big butt,
但大家都取笑他叫他"大肥包"
people made fun of him, and they called him "Flabby Flabulous."
他喜欢这个名字还定制了T恤但没人买♥♥
He liked that name and got T-shirts made, but nobody bought 'em.
这使他非常生气于是他满城跑
That made him really mad, so he went around town,
他撞坏了所有的短袖店
and he crushed all T-shirt stores.
然后他撞毁了内♥裤♥队长最喜欢的内♥裤♥店
Then he crushed Captain Underpants' favorite underwear store,
谁来了内♥裤♥队长
and who was in it? Captain Underpants!
"你不能撞毁楼房♥ 特别是内♥裤♥店"
"You can't crush buildings! And especially underwear stores!"
大肥包说"我可以我就这么干了"
And Flabby said, "Yes, I can, because I am!"
"住手超级大肥包"
"Well, stop, Flabby Flabulous!"
内♥裤♥队长想与他一战
Captain Underpants tried to fight him.
但他没法过大肥包的大屁♥股♥
He couldn't even get past Flabby's big butt.
"我知道该怎么办了我要用拎内♥裤♥之力"
"I know what to do! I will give him a wedgie power."
内♥裤♥队长从他的万能腰带上取下
Captain Underpants pulled a extra pair of underwear
多余的内♥裤♥
from his utility waistband.
"太小了"
"They are too small."
于是他要找大一点的能用拎内♥裤♥之力的东西
So he looked for something bigger to give him a wedgie.
还好附近有个内♥裤♥工厂
Luckily, there was an underwear factory,
他们的旗杆上挂着一条巨大的内♥裤♥
and their flagpole had a huge pair of underwear.
内♥裤♥队长快要抓到那条内♥裤♥了
Captain Underpants was about to grab the underwear
大肥包这时放了一个大响屁
when Flabby made a big fart.
内♥裤♥队长被吹了回去只能重新开始
Captain Underpants flew back to try again,
但是大肥包把他
but Flabby blasted him
吹到漫画书的画框外了
right through the panels of the comic book.
大肥包没想到他冲进了下一框吓了一跳
Flabby didn't see him enter the next page, got surprised,
于是内♥裤♥队长
and Captain Underpants got
队长
队长扔下大肥包
大肥包卡在工厂的大烟囱里了
Flabby stuck in a huge smokestack on a factory.
大肥包忍♥不住屁最后轰隆
Flabby couldn't stop his fart, and finally, kaboom!
欢迎来到天王星
他冲向太空飞到了天王星
He launched into space and flew all the way to Uranus,
那里的外星人最喜欢大屁♥股♥ 他的屁♥股♥最大
where the aliens there loved big butts and his was the biggest.
他就像神
He was like a God.
于是他留在了那里结束
And so he stayed. The end.
树屋漫画
出品
太棒了
So good.
我们去印吧
Let's go make copies.
但是乔治和哈罗德离开体育馆的时候
But as George and Harold exited the gym,
明讷老师正端着一大漏锅苏打水出来
Mr. Meaner came back with his leaky soup pot of soda.
孩子不要从漏锅里喝苏打
Kids, don't drink soda from a leaky soup pot.
你们把我的饮料撒了
You made me spill my drink!
-都不能... -我们不是故意的
- Can't even-- -We didn't mean to.
给我去校长办公室
Report to the yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, principal's office!
-但是我们... -马上
- But we-- - Now!
内♥裤♥队长与超级大肥包的超级大响屁
"Captain Underpants and the Frenzied Farts of Flabby Flabulous."
你们知道那种不能开玩笑的人吗
You know those people who can't take a joke?
我们也知道
So do we.
第三章
生气更生气
超级生气
一天进两次我的办公室真是...
So, in my office two times in one day. That's--
-平均水平 -太棒了
- Average? - Fantastic!
如果你们一年达到500访问次数
If you hit 500 visits in one school year,
我就可以送你们去挤奶工厂了
I can send you to a work farm where you milk goats.
你们有什么要说的
Now what do you have to say?
真恶心
Um, that was gross.
够了
That's enough out of you!
就像在法庭上没有证据的话你们就是有罪
Just like in a court of law, you're guilty until proven innocent.
我想应该是反过来说...
Um, I think it's actually the other way--
不许想这里是学校
No thinking! This is school.
没有通过体育课
Now, without passing P.E.,
周六无限留堂
indefinite Saturday detentions!
-拜托 -不要
- Please. - No!
我们就不能做些别的事吗
Can't we do something else?
当然了你们可以...
Sure. You could do a lap...
绕地球跑
around the Earth!
给我从每个国家带一面旗子
And bring me a flag from every country!
那有29000英里
That's 29,000 miles!
和196面旗
And 196 flags.
不要假装你们学了很多
Stop pretending you've learned things here.
还想惹更多麻烦吗
Do you want to be in more trouble?
你们俩有更多麻烦了
You two are in more trouble! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
规程明讷老师
Protocol, Mr. Meaner.
好吧抱歉
Oh, right, okay, sorry.
明讷老师要见你
Mr. Meaner is here to see you.
让他进来
Send him in.
你们俩有更多麻烦了
You two are in more trouble!
什么
What?
你们的漫画是用来嘲笑我的
This comic of yours is making fun of me!
我很生气
I am mad! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
生气的人是我
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I am the one getting mad.
是吗看看我有多生气
Oh, yeah? Look how mad I am!
看看我有多生气
Well, look how mad I am!
第四章
新希望
我们不能绕地球跑
We can't run around the Earth.
那我们要怎么通过体育课
How are we gonna pass P.E.?