内裤队长传奇（2018）

The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants S01E07

Part 1 May 10, 2021, 1:55 p.m.

这是乔治和哈罗德
This is George and Harold.
乔治
乔治是左边的孩子平头戴着领带
George is on the left with the tie and the flattop.
哈罗德是右边的孩子发型糟糕穿短袖
Harold's on the right with the T-shirt and bad haircut.
哈罗德
请记住
Remember that now.
以及他们喜欢打破常规
Also, they like to think outside the box.
-知道什么很棒吗 -大猩猩律师
- Know what'd be awesome? - A gorilla lawyer?
上周的
Last week on...
大猩猩律师
法律西米安
没错但我想的是
Yes, but I was thinking more like
内♥裤♥队长的手办
Captain Underpants action figures.
那肯定很棒但我们要怎么做玩具
That would be awesome, but how are we gonna make toys?
那的确是个问题
Yeah, that's a problem.
你感觉有什么不对吗
Do you feel something?
他们肯定刚刚看到午餐菜单
They must have just seen the lunch menu.
波·赫维姆斯暴走了
Bo Hweemuth is on a rampage!
跑躲尖叫
Run! Hide! Scream!
全都要做波·赫维姆斯
Do all three! Bo Hweemuth!
他是个怪兽
Ah! He's a monster!
我们都要死了
We're all gonna die!
那还算是好消息
And that's the good news.
波·赫维姆斯
Bo Hweemuth!
*乔治和哈罗德画漫画书*
*So George and Harold make comic books*
-我们好着呢 -我也是
- We're cool! - Me too!
*但是他们有个指手画脚的老校长*
*But they had a mean old principal Who told them what to...*
*于是他们做了个催眠戒指先让他跳舞*
*So they got a Hypno-Ring And first they made him dance*
*然后不小心可能故意*
*Then accidentally, kinda on purpose*
*把他变成了内♥裤♥队长*
*Turned him into Captain Underpants!*
*一声响指他是队长可能不是最聪明的人*
*With a snap, he's the Captain Not the brightest man*
*别忘了*
*And don't forget*
*他一碰水你就得从头开始*
*when he gets wet You're back where you began*
*开始闹吧能出什么问题呢*
*Put it all together What could possibly go wrong*
*内♥裤♥队长之歌♥到这里就结束啦*
*Now, this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song*
*由乔治·彼尔德和哈罗德·哈钦森所作*
*By George Beard and Harold Hutchins*
内♥裤♥队长大冒险
第一季第七集
多灾多难的黏土巨怪昂贵的大灾难
第一章
波的恶遇
波·赫维姆斯是杰罗姆·霍维茨小学的学生
Bo Hweemuth is a student at Jerome Horwitz Elementary
几乎没人知道他
about whom little was known.
他大多数时间都待在一个
He spent most of his school days alone
废弃的旧陶瓷工作室
in the old, abandoned ceramics studio.
很不错斯尼德利
Well done, Sneedly.
这些孩子像遇到一只饥饿的鲨鱼般跑了
Those kids ran like guppies from a hungry shark.
我很荣幸先生
My pleasure, sir.
很乐意吓跑这些笨蛋
Happy to terrify those peons.
所以我才做了假地震机2000
That's why I built the Faker Quaker 2000.
对
Right.
害怕的孩子是好孩子
Scared children are good children.
恐惧是我们的朋友恐惧使人正确
Fear is our friend, and fright makes right!
-这真是... -大错特错
- I mean, that is just-- - So wrong.
-没法苟同 -对
- Can't even. - Yeah.
没有什么比波·赫维姆斯更吓人了
And nothing scares them more than Bo Hweemuth,
继续努力
so keep it up!
你已经给我写了
And you've written a recommendation for me
伊丽塔纳蒂学院的推荐信
to Eliteanati Academy...
伊丽塔纳蒂学院
-对吧 -当然了
- ...correct? - Ha. Of course.
马上写好了
Almost done.
我从来不骗孩子
I'd never lie to a child.
顺便你戴眼镜很显高
By the way, those glasses make you look tall.
谎言谎言
Lie! Lie!
六
Six.
七七七七继续
Seven! Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep going!
我只是要...看星星
I just need to... yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, seeing stars.
孩子们害怕波·赫维姆斯是因为那些可怕的流言
Kids are afraid of Bo Hweemuth 'cause of all the scary rumors,
如果我们扭转这些流言
so if we twist those rumors around...
把他变得傻乎乎很有趣再画到漫画里
Make him more fun and silly and put him in a comic book...
大家就不会害怕了
People won't be afraid anymore.
孩子们的流言都能拍恐怖电影系列了
The kids had enough rumors for a horror movie franchise.
《波》
《波的新娘》
《波vs波》
你知道我听说了什么吗
You know what I heard?
波·赫维姆斯小时候
When Bo Hweemuth was a baby,
被大脚怪在森林中发现了他
he was found in the woods by bigfoots.
大脚怪想抚养他
The bigfoots tried to raise him,
但是波吃太多大脚怪们没有食物了
but Bo ate so much, the bigfoots ran out of food,
于是波把大脚怪们都吃了他们就住在他的肚子里
so Bo swallowed all the bigfoots, and they live in his belly,
除了一个逃走了
except for one that got away.
现在美术教师是他的巢穴
Now the art room is his lair,
如果你进去的话就再也出不来了
and if you enter, you'll never leave.
我听到的不一样
I heard something different.
很久以前第二个月亮分♥裂♥了
Eons ago, our second moon split asunder,
波·赫维姆斯从此诞生了
unleashing Bo Hweemuth upon the cosmos.
他骑着一辆彩虹火战车
He rode a chariot of rainbow fire
骑着金狮身鹰首兽到地球
drawn by a golden griffin to Earth,
他用闪电搜集孩子们的灵魂
and he uses lightning to gather the souls of children,
是他诅咒不朽的珍贵燃料
the precious fuel for his cursed immortality.
*不朽*
*Immortality*
太可怕了
Whoa, so scary.
太酷了但先是可怕
And so cool! But scary first.
我听说他有激光牙但只有怪物才有
I heard he has laser teeth, but only monsters have those,
怪物并不存在
and yeah, monsters don't exist,
除了在我们学校里的怪物
except for all we've had here at the school.
卓柏卡布拉
Oh, and chupacabra.
我在马萨特兰度假的时候我看到了卓柏卡布拉
I saw chupacabra in Mazatlán when I was on vacation.
毛发旺盛狂暴有着大尖牙
Hairy, vicious, big fangs,
他在冲浪
and he was surfing!
我差点没活着逃出来
I barely escaped alive,
他还在那
and he's still out there,
捕猎我
hunting me.
什么
What?
第二章
内♥裤♥队长和愚蠢的黏土怪
作者乔治和哈罗德
...by George and Harold.
从前有个大孩子叫波·赫维姆斯
So, once, there was this giant kid named Bo Hweemuth.
他太大了穿47码的鞋
He was so huge, he wore size 47 shoes and was like,
"我有小丑的脚我应该当个小丑"
"I have clown feet. I should be a clown."
所以波买♥♥了小丑的东西想去小丑学校
So Bo bought clown stuff and tried to go to clown school,
但他不会看地图结果去了美国太空总署
but he couldn't read maps and ended up at NASA instead.
他的大鞋被卡到火箭上起飞了
And his big shoe got caught on a rocket that was lifting off,
波就想"我要去太空了"
and Bo was all, "I guess I'm going to space!"
幸运的是波降落在月球上
Luckily, Bo landed on the moon,
在那里的大脚怪问
and the bigfoots who live there were like,
"你是大脚怪吗" 因为脚大
"Are you a bigfoot?" 'cause big feet,
波说"不我想当小丑"
and Bo was all, "No, I want to be a clown,"
但是当波杂耍的时候他的保龄球飘了起来
but when Bo juggled, his bowling pins floated away
因为没有重力东西就会飞起来
'cause, like, zero G and things fly away.
然后波饿了月球是由奶酪做成的
Then Bo got hungry, and the moon's made of cheese,
所以波开始吃
so Bo started eating it all,
大脚怪说"你得离开这里了兄弟"
and the bigfoots were like, "You got to go, bro,"
大脚怪就把波扔了出去
and the bigfoots threw Bo
他的独轮脚踏车和喇叭还有他的橡胶鼻子扔回了地球
and his unicycle and his horns and his rubber nose back to Earth.
但是波还是饿所以他就去了学校
But Bo was still hungry, so he went to school and was all,
"奶酪不要停" 他吃光了学校的奶酪
"More cheese for meez!" And ate all the school's cheese,
但奶酪是真的黏土
but the cheese was really clay,
因为学校要省钱而黏土很便宜
'cause the school was saving money and clay's cheap,
波吃了太多他变成了黏土怪
and Bo ate so much, he turned into Claylossus,
一个有着47码大脚的巨大的黏土怪
a giant clay monster with big feet, size 47.
但是黏土怪还有一个小丑梦
But Claylossus still had clown dreams
拿着五彩纸屑桶追孩子
and chased the kids with a bucket of confetti,
孩子们则"救命啊我们讨厌普通的小丑
and the kids were all like, "Help! We hate regular clowns,
更别提黏土小丑了"
and a clay monster clown is even worse!"