内裤队长传奇（2018）

The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants S01E05

Part 2 May 10, 2021, 1:55 p.m.

3月17日为了庆祝爱尔兰守护神的节日
什么
What?
所以不准你们肮脏的爪子去碰那些厕纸
So keep your grubby little paws off that toilet paper,
不然看着办
or else.
-不然怎样 -你们知道的
- Or else what? - You-- you... know what else!
-你根本没招吧 -出去
- You don't have anything, do you? - Get out!
我们走厕纸卷
Let's roll-- TP roll.
好棒
Yeah!
不行
Nope.
不是你们的
Not yours.
为了尤老师
For Ms. Yewh!
我们永远也拿不到那些厕纸
We're never gonna get that TP.
他把所有厕纸都留给尤老师她才是问题
He's keeping all of that for Ms. Yewh. She's the problem.
你说得对如果我们撵走尤老师呢
You're right. So... what if we got rid of Ms. Yewh?
你是说
You mean like...
没错
Yes.
我们画个漫画让她丢脸她就会辞职了
We make a comic to embarrass her so much, she quits.
之前成功过的虽然是意外成功的
It's worked before-- well, by accident.
内♥裤♥队长
Captain Underpants
之残暴好斗的响屁女王
and the Quarrelsome Tyranny of Queen Tootenfarti,
由乔治·彼尔德和哈罗德·哈钦森所作
by George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
以前有一个讨厌的法语老师
Once, there was this annoying French teacher
不仅人坏而且很喜欢法国的事物
who was awful and really loved French stuff
总是逼所有的孩子说法语
and made all the kids talk French, like, "Oui, oui, oui, oui."
有一天她带孩子们坐车外出游玩
One day, she took the kids on a field trip in a bus and stuff.
大家都很兴高采烈直到他们发现
They were all, "Yay," until they found out
只是去博物馆看法国废物
it was to a museum to see French junk.
-"无聊" -"就是"
- "Le boring!" - "I le know!"
但是他们得先经过木乃伊展
But first, they had to walk through the mummy exhibit.
那具木乃伊叫做响屁女王一位古埃及皇后
The mummy was Queen Tootenfarti, an ancient Egyptian queen.
指示牌上写着 "别碰木乃伊"
The sign said, "Don't touch the mummy,"
可老师还是碰了因为她是笨蛋
but the teacher did 'cause she's dumb,
结果木乃伊觉醒了
and the mummy woke up,
她对老师放了一个奇臭无比的响屁
and she farted her mummy spirit into the teacher
让她变成了木乃伊
and made the teacher the mummy.
她的整张脸腐烂又恶心
Her face got all rotten and yucky.
她吓坏了所有的孩子嘴里用法语哼哼着
She scared all the kids. "Groan! Groan in French!"
内♥裤♥队长飞了进来叫道
Captain Underpants flew in. "Tra-la-la-la-la.
"住手木乃伊"
Stop, mummy!"
她还是用法语说
And she's all, "I will eat you,
"我会吃掉你因为我饿了"
'cause I'm hungry" -- also in French.
内♥裤♥队长说 "那又怎样我也饿了
Captain Underpants is like, "So? Me too!
为了来打倒你
I had to leave dinner
我不能和我妈妈吃晚饭木乃伊"
with my mummy to come fight you, mummy!"
木乃伊出招了
The mummy attacked,
但是他看得出她有点难过
but he could see she was kind of sad and stuff.
内♥裤♥队长想
Captain Underpants thought,
"她在箱子里待了很长时间
"Hey, she was in a box, like, very long!
她肯定是寂寞了"
She must be lonely!"
所以他给自己裹上厕纸
So he wrapped himself in toilet paper
让她认为他是她男朋友
and made her think he was her boyfriend.
他说"你真漂亮哼哼"
"You're so pretty, grr and groan!"
她相信了然后他抓住她的手
She fell for it and he grabbed her hand,
可因为她已经上亿岁了所以碎成了灰烬
but 'cause she was a million years old, it crushed to dust.
内♥裤♥队长说 "糟了"
"Oops," Said Captain Underpants.
木乃伊气疯了
The mummy was all,
说"现在我很生气而且我是法国人"
"Now I'm mad and French,"
这可是超级危险的
which is super dangerous.
她出招了她把所以古文物扔得到处都是
She attacked! She, like, threw out all this old stuff
然后用法语说"是的是的"
and went, "Oui oui, oui, oui, oui, oui," all over the place.
他掉进了一具木乃伊棺材里
He fell inside a car-sar-ca-gophulous box!
她正准备吃掉内♥裤♥队长之际
She was gonna eat Captain Underpants!
然后有人来了用平底锅砸她的头
But then someone came and hit her on the head
把她砸晕了
with a frying pan and knocked her out.
孩子们说"谁干的"
"Who did that?" Said the kids.
内♥裤♥队长说"怎么了是我妈妈干的"
And Captain Underpants said, "Why, that's my mummy!"
的确是他妈妈阻止了这个法国老臭屁
And it was! It was his mom who stopped the old French Fartentooti
拯救了大家
and saved the day.
大结局
The end.
尤老师还要多久会辞职呢
So how long before Ms. Yewh quits?
她只要看了这个漫画
All she has to do is read the comic,
就会生气然后完成辞职申请...
get mad, fill out all of the paperwork--
-那是多久 -六到八年
- So... how long? - Six to eight years.
-我们等不了那么久 -你们两个
- We can't wait that long. - You two.
厨房♥里的肉汁倒出来了
Got a major gravy spill in the kitchen.
我需要你们的帮助
Need your help.
你要我们去擦干净那些肉汁吗
You want us to wipe up gravy?
不你们还不够格干这个
No. You're not certified for that.
我需要你们去守着那些厕纸
I need you to guard that toilet paper.
克拉普老师让雷先生去守着那些厕纸
You see, Mr. Krupp asked Mr. Ree to guard the toilet paper,
克拉普老师
雷先生
但他没有说要防谁...
but neglected to say from whom--
意味着乔治和哈罗德的偶然意外和这个故事
meaning fortuitous error for George and Harold and this story.
乔治
哈罗德
*厕纸*
*TP*
*不仅能擦屁♥股♥ 还能搞恶作剧*
*It's not just for tushies. It can also be for pranks*
*它真的很令人愉快*
*And it's really a gas*
*那是有趣的源泉不是真正的汽油*
*That's gas as in funny Not gas as in farty*
*因为用厕纸搞恶作剧很爽*
*Cause pranking with TP is always a blast*
我们几乎要成为传奇了
We're so close. Almost legends.
还要包上最后一点来吧
Just got to cover this last bit. Let's hit it.
我知道你喜欢法国的一切
Now, I know you like French stuff,
你喜欢去厕所
and I know you like to go to the bathroom,
所以我给你准备了个小惊喜
So I got you a little surprise.
不永恒的冬天
Oh, no, eternal winter!
-不 -我们还没完成
- No! - We're not finished.
不你们结束了
Oh, yes, you are.
清理完这些之后
And after you clean up this mess,
去修剪整个球场的草坪
you're going to mow the entire football field.
听起来不是很糟
That doesn't sound so bad.
-用你们的牙修剪 -什么
- With your teeth! - What?
-我们要怎么做 -用你们的牙齿
- How would we do that? - With your teeth!
但我们怎么做得到
But how would we do that?
用...用你们的牙齿
With... with your teeth!
只是想看看他会不会说三遍
Just wanted to see if he'd say it three times.
太棒了
So good.
第三章
冲刷盛况
我们差点就成功了这好难清理
We were so close. This is gonna take forever.
只要有人发明
If only someone had invented
一种快速除掉厕纸的设备
a device to get rid of toilet paper quickly,
也许可以用水冲掉它
perhaps using water to flush it away.
等等的确有这样的设备
Wait. They did.
-真的有用 -快搞定了
- It's working. - Almost done.
-我们真厉害 -即使我们并不想这样
- Dang, we're good. - Even when we don't want to do it.
听着发套们我有个很重要的约会
Listen up, hairnets. I've got a very important date--
那是新老师的入职培训
err, that's new teacher's orientation,
一切都需要很完美
and everything needs to be perfect.
我会把纸盘拿出去
I'll get out the paper plates.
纸吗你在...
Paper? What are you--
要塑料的优质的塑料
Plastic! The good plastic.
尤老师喜欢法国的东西
Now, Ms. Yewh likes French stuff,
所以要把食堂布置得像法国风格
so make the cafeteria look like French.
做一些食用蜗牛之类的
And make some escargot, whatever that is.
把这垃圾清理掉
And clean up this dump.
永不放弃
这是什么漫画吗
What is this? A comic?
"烦人的法国老师" "响屁女王"
"Annoying French teacher," "Queen Tootenfarti"...
天哪
Sacrebleu!
这是网上的一个法语单词
That's a French word from the Internet.
别担心小甜心我不会让你看到这个
Don't worry, my sweet. I'll make sure you never see this.
我发誓
I swear.