内裤队长传奇（2018）

The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants S01E03

Part 3 May 10, 2021, 1:54 p.m.

她说"我不能打排球" 她的确不能
She was like, "I can't play volleyball!" And she couldn't.
所以这两个美男回到过去
So the very buff guys went back in time
将家庭作业扼杀在摇篮里
to stop homework from being made up in the first place.
咻回到过去
Shoo! Zoom! Back in time! Pow!
他们在古埃及的一个金字塔前着陆
They landed in ancient Egypt, right in front of a pyramid,
那就是家庭作业之神真正的来源地
home of the god of homework, for real!
"我创造了家庭作业你们要臣服于我"
"I made up homework! You must bow down!"
"不我们是来让你消除家庭作业的"
"No! We're here to make you undo homework!"
而他说 "不那是我的东西"
And he says, "Nuh-uh! It's my thing."
他变成了一个九头怪
And he turns into a hydra monster with a bunch of heads!
并开始吃他们
He starts to eat them.
"我在被一个头吞食"
"Ah! A head is eating me!"
幸运的是内♥裤♥队长也在古埃及度假
Luckily, Captain Underpants was also in ancient Egypt on vacation
并在找厕所的途中迷路了
and got lost looking for the bathroom.
"厕所在哪里"
"Hey, where's the bathroom?"
然后美男乔治和哈罗德大喊
Then buff George and buff Harold are like,
"救命救命"
"Help and stuff! Help and stuff!"
内♥裤♥队长飞向空中猛击九头怪
Captain flew into the sky and punched the Hydra.
他放开了乔治和哈罗德他们很开心
He dropped George and Harold, who were happy.
内♥裤♥队长说"我要上厕所"
Captain Underpants. "I still need a bathroom!"
九头怪和内♥裤♥队长都冲向了两个美男
They both jumped at the buff guys,
但内♥裤♥队长及时抓住了他们
but Captain Underpants grabbed them just in time!
所有东西一起相撞九头怪被砸晕了
Everything smashed together, and the hydra got knocked out.
嘭
Blam!
喘不上气了
Whoa. So out of breath.
当他醒来的时候他得了失忆症什么都记不起来了
When he woke up, he had amnesia and couldn't remember anything,
就像是他能想起作业这个想法
like, that he thought of the idea of homework,
但他根本拼凑不起来
so he couldn't make it up at all!
"我们赢啦" 乔治和哈罗德说
"Yay! We are the winners," Said George and Harold,
那个有着骨状手的女孩好了
and the girl with the skeleton hand was all better,
她加入了排球队
and she made the volleyball team!
-内♥裤♥队长 -"我还需要个洗手间"
- Captain Underpants. - "I still need a bathroom!"
大结局
The end.
同学们新的内♥裤♥队长漫画
Hey, guys, new Captain Underpants comic here.
排队不要推
Form a line. No pushing.
古奇来给你漫画免费的
Gooch, here, take the comic. It's free.
我不知道你在说什么
I... don't know what you're talking about,
所以我要去别的地方了
so I'm gonna go somewhere else.
古奇
Gooch?
我不明白就像他们不想要漫画一样
I don't get it. It's like they don't want the comic.
兄弟让一让
G.I. Bro! Hairpiece!
梅尔提升器你想看我们的漫画吗
Hey, Mel-evator! Do you want to read our comic?
漫画漫画是什么
Comic? What's a comic?
什什么
Wha-- What?
没有作业没有漫画还有更奇怪的事吗
No homework and no comics? Is there anything more weird?
有红唇蝙蝠鱼
Yes, there is. A red-lipped batfish.
怎么会没了作业就没了漫画
How did getting rid of homework get rid of comics?
一旦你没有了作业压力
Vell, once you remove the stress of homework,
大脑就不再渴望释放
the brain no longer craves the release of comic joy-amines,
由漫画书特定产生的漫画快乐胺
which are produced specifically by comic books.
那我们就没漫画书了
So we got rid of comic books?
是的如果我们想带回漫画我们就得...
Yeah, and if we want to bring back comics, we got to...
-什么 -我们就得...
- What? - We got to...
-说 -我们就得把作业带回来
- Say it. - We got to bring back homework.
不要啊
No!
痛苦的不仅仅是乔治和哈罗德
George and Harold weren't alone in misery.
可以是外科医生
Coulda been a... ...surgeon!
只需要高中再读两年
Just needed two more years of high school,
四年本科
four years of undergrad,
四年医学院
four years of medical school,
当三至十年的住院医生
and three to ten years of residency.
孩子们越开心
It turns out that the happier the kids were,
老师就越抑郁甚至克拉普老师也是如此
the more depressed the teachers were, even Mr. Krupp.
那就是我
That's me.
家庭作业恐♥怖♥分♥子♥
作业...
Homework...
作...业
Home... work.
作业
作业
Homework!
作业
Homework!
痛苦的令人难受饱受折磨的作业
Miserable, painful, torturous homework!
作业
Homework!
对
Oh, yes!
第五章五个人比一个人坏多了
很快所有的老师都沉迷于作业这个想法
Soon, all the teachers were drooling at the idea of homework
还有怎么能让学生痛苦
and how it could make students miserable.
我们可以让他们在家读书
We could make them read at home!
在家做俯卧撑腿屈伸
And do squat thrusts at home!
夺走他们所有的自♥由♥时间
We'll spoil all their free time!
作业作业
Homework! Homework!
作业作业
Homework! Homework!
作业作业作业作业
Homework! Homework! Homework! Homework!
当五个老师
What do you get when five teachers fall
还有一台复印机掉进一个橡胶水泥缸会怎样
into a vat of rubber cement... with a copier?
我不知道但看起来不妙
I don't know, but it looks bad.
同时乔治和哈罗德正面临有生以来最艰难的决定
Meanwhile, George and Harold faced the toughest decision ever.
我们怎么办我们不想要作业
What do we do? We don't want homework.
但我们想要漫画
But we want comics.
我希望有疯狂的事发生
I wish some crazy thing would happen
能把做这个决定的
that would take the terrible burden
重任拿走
of this decision off our shoulders.
幸运的是我们很擅长这个
Luckily, we're good at that.
那是什么
What was that?
今晚读九本书
Read nine books tonight!
明天前做500道文字题
Do 500 word problems by tomorrow!
那是个屁♥股♥吗
Whoa, is that a butt?
我们漫画里的家庭作业九头蛇
That's Homework Hydra from our comic book!
也许我们应该不要再往我们的漫画书里加入怪物角色了
Maybe we should stop putting monsters in our comic books.
-不可能的 -不要
- Eh, that's never gonna happen. - Nope.
拜托不要我很容易被纸划伤的
Please, no, no! I'm prone to paper cuts!
我们要被打分吗
Are we being graded on this?
是的你得T 代表残暴
Yes. You got a T for "Atrocious"!
但那首字母是A
But that starts with an A!
我的头毛
Aah! My har!
我们会得到帮助的内♥裤♥队长
We'll get help. Captain Underpants.
你待在这努力活下来
You stay here and try to survive.
什...
Wha--
我们能聊聊吗
Can we talk about this?
克拉普老师克拉普老师
Mr. Krupp! Mr. Krupp!
拜托学校的所有事都变了就那没变
Oh, come on. Everything changed in the school except that?
他为什么没变成内♥裤♥队长
Why isn't he turning into Captain Underpants?
你怎么没变成内♥裤♥队长
Why aren't you turning into Captain Underpants?
-叹气 -等等
- Sigh. - Wait.
世界上没漫画书
There are no comic books in this world,
也就是说我们没创造出内♥裤♥队长
which means we never created Captain Underpants.
你说得对也就是说
You're right! Which means
我们再也不能把他变成内♥裤♥队长了
we never turned him into Captain Underpants.
也就是说我们得快点再造出个内♥裤♥队长
Which means we got to remake Captain Underpants fast.
但怎么做呢
But how?
通过快速完成内♥裤♥队长的起源就是这样
By rushing through Captain Underpants' origin. That's how!
第七章
超快速内♥裤♥队长起源简介
-给我催眠戒指 -给我超能力果汁
- Hypno-Ring! Give me that! - Super Power Juice! Give me that!
-看这个 -喝这个
- Look at this! - Drink this!
就这样克拉普老师又变成了内♥裤♥队长
Just like that, Mr. Krupp was once again Captain Underpants.
-这真不错 -太棒了
- Wow, that was good. - So good.
内♥裤♥队长
Captain Underpants,
有一个多头怪兽想用家庭作业淹没孩子
there's a multiheaded monster burying kids in homework!
听上去很糟糕你们报♥警♥了吗
Ooh! That sounds bad. Did you call the police?
不我们来找你了
No, we called you!
没错这样更好
Oh, right! Even better!
警告以下场景太过暴♥力♥和不适合儿童
Warning: The following scenes are so violent and inappropriate
警告