内裤队长传奇（2018）

The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants S01E06

Part 1 May 10, 2021, 1:55 p.m.

这是乔治·彼尔德和哈罗德·哈钦森
This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
乔治是左边的孩子平头戴着领带
George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flattop.
今天的午餐
不管你们的事
甜点
蜂蜡
哈罗德是右边的孩子
Harold is the one on the right
发型糟糕穿短袖
with the T-shirt and the bad haircut.
请记住他们很喜欢恶作剧
Remember that, now. They enjoy pranks.
有时候这些恶作剧是无害的
Sometimes those pranks are harmless.
小心我们放屁很响
-小心 -我们放屁很响
- Be warned... - We fart so loud.
有时候
And sometimes...
他们会让世界遭到巨大物种的袭击
They get the world attacked by giant, cranky produce.
但是在我们告诉你们这个故事之前
But before we can tell you that story,
我们得先告诉你们这个故事
we have to tell you this story.
*乔治和哈罗德画漫画书*
*So George and Harold make comic books*
-我们好着呢 -我也是
- We're cool! - Me too!
*但是他们有个指手画脚的老校长*
*But they had a mean old principal Who told them what to...*
*于是他们做了个催眠戒指先让他跳舞*
*So they got a Hypno-Ring And first they made him dance*
*然后不小心*
*Then accidentally, kinda*
*可能故意把他变成了内♥裤♥队长*
*on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants!*
*一声响指他是队长可能不是最聪明的人*
*With a snap, he's the Captain Not the brightest man*
*别忘了*
*And don't forget*
*他一碰水你就得从头开始*
*when he gets wet You're back where you began*
*开始闹吧能出什么问题呢*
*Put it all together What could possibly go wrong*
*内♥裤♥队长之歌♥到这里就结束啦*
*Now, this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song*
*由乔治·彼尔德和哈罗德·哈钦森所作*
*By George Beard and Harold Hutchins*
内♥裤♥队长大冒险
第一季第六集
斯坦利·皮特臭腋窝的黏黏困境
第一章
午餐失败
我告诉你我看到它动了
I'm telling you, I saw it move!
这不可能伙计不可能
That's impossible, man. Impossible.
-我看到了 -看是活的
- Whoa! I saw it! - See? It's alive!
好好享受
Enjoy.
我们才不想吃这个
Ew, we don't want to eat that.
我也是我饿死了
Me neither. And I'm starving!
我真需要休息一段时间
I very much need some time off.
牛油果培育
Avocad-grow.
没错牛油果培育
Yes, Avocad-grow,
每年的牛油果培育大赛
the annual avocado growing contest.
基本可以看做现存
Generally considered one of the most boring contests
最无聊的比赛除了奖励很棒
in existence, except for the prize.
"获胜者可以午餐想吃什么就吃什么"
"Winner gets an all-you-can-eat lunch of whatever they want."
哈罗德你知道那是什么意思吗
Harold, do you know what that means?
午餐想吃什么就吃什么
All-you-can-eat lunch of whatever we want!
我什么都要
I'll have the everything.
来两份
Make it two.
-我们必须要赢 -我们的肚子就靠这个了
- We got to win this thing. - Our stomachs depend on it.
那我呢
What about me?
不能让它们重生
Can't let 'em regenerate.
第二章
真是核惜
因为牛油果有核你们肯定懂的
...because avocados have pits and, well, I'm sure you get it.
在杰罗姆·霍维茨小学教书压力很大
Teaching at Jerome Horwitz is stressful.
所以菲德老师花了六个月
That's why Mr. Fyde spent six months resting
皮奎现实挫败者之家
在皮奎现实挫败者之家休息
in the Piqua Home for the Reality Challenged.
但他现在好多了准备再去教科学了
But he's better now and ready to teach science again.
只要你们能小声点
As long as you keep the noise down.
没错
Uh, yeah.
到本周前核生长得
Th-the student whose pit grows the most by...
最好的学生能得到午餐大奖
...week's end wins the lunch jackpot.
孩子们这是菲德老师第一天回来
And, children, this is Mr. Fyde's first day back.
他的神经很脆弱所以
His nerves are raw, so...
小声点
Keep the noise down!
请不要发出很大的声音
Please don't make loud noises.
你们都听到了
You heard him.
不许发出声音
No noise!
请不要
Please don't.
可惜对于菲德老师来说
Unfortunately for Mr. Fyde,
小学基本就是由噪声组成的
an elementary school is practically built on noise.
请安静点
Please be quiet!
你真是个定时炸♥弹♥啊
Whoa, you are a ticking time bomb.
反正我希望大家都拿上核
Anyway, I want everyone to get their pits
然后长长长
and grow, grow, grow!
如果你们觉得
And if you're thinking
这是因为我希望你们孩子能种一堆牛油果
it's because I want you kids to grow a bunch of avocados
让我忧一堆免费的牛油果酱
to make me a whole lot of free guacamole
因为牛油果酱是用牛油果做的
because guacamole is made from avocados
我很喜欢牛油果酱我每晚都能梦到
and I love guacamole so much, I dream about it every night
想带去毛伊度假...
and want to take it on a vacation to Maui...
那你们就大错特错了
...you're dead wrong.
其实
Actually...
真开心
So happy.
你迷恋牛油果酱
You have a crush on guacamole.
是的
Yes.
不我...
No! I, uh--
迷恋...我是说
a crush on-- I mean...
我我...
I'm-- I was...
坐下
Sit down!
坐着呢
Sitting.
大家都要对菲德先生好好的
Now everyone stay nice and quiet for Mr. Fyde, 'kay?
于是所有学生放学后
So all the kids went avocado shopping
牛油果库
都去了牛油果库
after school at Avocadepot,
那是地球上最大最好
the biggest, best,
只有这里有
也是唯一一家牛油果专卖♥♥店
and only avocado-only store on Earth.
这个如何
What about this one?
几乎完美但太皱了
Almost, but too wrinkly.
这个呢
Ooh, how about this one?
不够皱
Hmm, not wrinkly enough.
*牛油果永远好吃*
*Avocados, they always taste great*
就是它
Yes!
我们绝对能大吃特吃
We're gonna eat like kings.
我已经在努力张大我的嘴了
I'm already working on stretching my jaw.
斯坦利·皮特一个出汗很厉害的同学
Stanley Peet, a classmate so sweaty,
身后总是一溜滑溜溜的汗道
he leaves a slippery trail behind him,
对他的果核不太挑剔
was less picky about his pits.
牛油果兄弟找到你们的果核了吗
Hey, avocad-bros! Find your pits?
我在折扣区找到了这些
I got these from the bargain bin.
你为什么浑身抓痕
Why are you all scratched up?
折扣区有个浣熊
There was a raccoon in the bin!
但很值得
But it was worth it.
这比赛我们赢定了
We got this contest in the bag.
梅尔文则对这种无关紧要的活动不太感兴趣
Melvin, however, was not engaged by such trivial activity.
都行吧小牛油果核
Whatever, tiny avocado pit.
他对他理想学校
His desire to attend his dream school,
伊丽塔纳蒂学院的渴望要重要得多
the Eliteanati Academy, was much more important.
伊丽塔纳蒂学院预招生视频
你好我是查丽思·雅力士克拉布博士
Hello. I'm Dr. Chalice Aristocrab,
伊丽塔纳蒂学院的院长
Dean of Eliteanati Academy.
这是为那些最聪明的可能变成反派
The best school, for the best minds,
也可能不会变成邪恶反派的人开放的学院
who may or may not become evil villains.
-入学需要顶尖的成绩 -没问题
- Admission requires top-notch grades. - No prob.
大学级别的课后作业
College-level after-school work.
以及牛油果培育大赛的第一名
And first prize in an avocado growing competition.
什么什么
What? What?
我的小朋友我们又回来了
Looks like we're back on, my little friend.
第三章
灵感的迸发
它不长有问题
It's not growing. Something's wrong.
可能是需要更多时间
Uh, maybe it just needs more time.
它还是不长我们怎么办
It's still not growing! What do we do?
我不知道给它读书
I don't know! Eh, let's read to it!
什么为什么