内裤队长传奇（2018）

The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants S01E09

Part 2 May 10, 2021, 1:55 p.m.

你好几个月前就该洗的
You should've washed them months ago.
什么它们非常棒
What? They're, yep-yep-yep-yep, fine!
-看非常干净 -你刚被臭晕了
- See? Clean as a whistle. - You just fainted from the smell.
不我没有你看
No, I didn't. Watch.
好的不得了
Right as rain.
-你又装 -不错
- You did it again. - False.
什么我给你看看
What? Here, I'll show you.
-看 -看什么
- See? - See what?
这个
This!
没有问题
No problem here.
有问题
Yes, there is!
我有主意等他们俩好了我们把袜子全拿走
Got an idea. Let's grab the socks when those two are done.
你觉得他们俩要折腾多久
How long you think they're gonna keep this up?
和上周一样
Same as last week.
第三章
拿走所有袜子
克拉普老师将要得到一份诱人到
Mr. Krupp was about to get an offer so enticing,
他无法拒绝的邀约
he had zero chance of resisting.
"出来
"Go outside.
你因为很棒而赢得了免费的披萨
You won free pizza for being great.
在你的车里"
It's in 'ur' car!"
天啊披萨车
Oh, boy, car pizza!
我的电♥话♥别挂我车里有披萨
Hold my calls! There's a pizza in my car!
大家好我是肥皂拉瑟曼
Ahoy, I'm Suds Latherman.
欢迎收看新一集的拉瑟计划
Welcome to another daisy-fresh episode of The Latherplan!
今天我们要对付一个顽固污渍只要...
Today we'll be treating a stubborn tar stain. Just one--
就把这个行动叫停学大行动
Let's call this Operation: Suspen-cation.
度假大行动呢
How about Vaca-spension?
名字暂时先别定吧
Mm, let's hold off on the name.
真臭
So smelly!
没错
Yeah!
跟他们的臭味一样美
It's as beautiful as it is stinky.
快躲起来
Let's hide.
等克拉普回来我们就跳出去让他知道是我们
When Krupp gets back, we'll jump out so he knows this was all us.
然后我们就能停学度假
And then we're on sus-vay-pend-acation.
走吧
Come on.
这简直就像一个假发博物馆
It's like a toupee museum.
看假发抛光剂
Look! Toupee polish.
我们来装扮吧
Let's wig out!
克拉普怎么还没回来这些袜子的味道让我...
What's taking Krupp so long? These sock fumes... making me...
他们把披萨放哪里了
Where'd they put that pizza?
空气清新剂
Hey, air freshener.
那不是空气清新剂那是止汗剂
That's not air freshener. That's antiperspirant.
我先不用了待会可能有用
I'm gonna hold on to this. It might come in handy later.
这也许能帮我们呼吸
Hey, these might help us breathe.
厉害感觉就像通过狗狗呼吸
Sweet! It's like breathing through a dog!
有点休息时间也不错
You know, it's nice to have some downtime.
没错能放松好好想想
Yeah, time to think and relax.
我讨厌放松
I hate relaxing!
-我也是想画漫画吗 -来
- Me too! Want to make a comic? - Yes!
第四章
《内♥裤♥队长和臭内♥裤♥怪》
由乔治·彼尔德和哈罗德·哈钦森所作
有一个炒鸡臭的外星袜子
There was this alien sock that was so stinky,
他的母星脚丫星的所有有脚的人都说
all the feet guys on his home planet, Footsia, were all,
"我们受不了了袜子你被驱逐了"
"We're over it, sock. You're exiled and stuff."
他们给了臭袜子一个大旧靴子
They gave Stinky Sock the big old boot.
一个真正的靴子踢向了宇宙
Like, an actual big old boot, kicked it into space.
但是宇宙臭袜子降临在地球
But Stinky Space Sock landed on Earth,
学校体育馆里
right in the school gym's
洗衣篮里都是体育课的臭袜子
laundry basket full of stinky socks from gym class.
臭太空袜闻了一下 "我回家了"
Stinky Space Sock took one sniff and was all, "I'm home,"
因为其它袜子都和他一样臭
'cause the other socks stunk like him.
他尝试和别的袜子说话
He tried talking to the other socks,
但并没有回音
but they didn't talk back
因为它们只是普通袜子不是活的袜子
'cause they were sock socks, not alive socks.
但他说"加入我臭兄弟姐♥妹♥们♥
But he's all, "Join me, smelly brothers and sisters, too,
变成活物吧"
and become alive and stuff."
臭太空袜用外星袜子静电...
Stinky Space Sock used alien sock static cling...
把其它袜子都...
...to stick all the... ...other socks...
和他粘在一起变成了巨大的臭袜子怪
...to himself and became the colossal Smelly Socktopus!
"我要把地球变成脚丫星一个很酷的星球"
"I'm making Earth into New Footsia, a planet that's cool."
孩子们都说"不"
And the kids were all, "No!"
但太晚了因为臭袜子怪
But too late, 'cause Smelly Socktopus
把它的袜子扔到了城里的每一个地方...
was swinging its sock all over town--
摇啊摇啊弄臭一切
swing-swing-- stinking up everything.
让玫瑰闻起来像生锈的旧面包车蛋糕像脚趾
It made roses smell like a old rusty van and cake taste like toe.
"不酷啊袜子怪没人想吃脚"
"Not cool, Socktopus. Nobody eats toe!"
但是袜子怪不在乎因为袜子讨厌蛋糕对吗
But Socktopus didn't care 'cause socks hate cake, right?
谁见过他们在一起
Who ever saw them together?
从没有过
Um, no. Ever.
幸运的是内♥裤♥队长来了
Luckily, Captain Underpants soared in-- "Tra-la-la."
咳嗽妈呀谁在烤屁汉堡在宇宙尿尿
Cough. Yikes, who's grilling fartburgers? Pee-Universe!"
但在内♥裤♥队长忙着捂鼻子的时候
But while Captain Underpants was busy holding his nose,
一只袜子触手抓住他它有多臭就多狠地挤压他
a sock tentacle grabbed him and squeezed as strong as its stench!
但内♥裤♥队长使出"摇摆腰带"逃走了
But Captain Underpants was all, "Waistband wiggle," And escaped.
他把袜子怪引到迷你高尔夫球场
He led Socktopus to a mini-golf course.
内♥裤♥队长把
Captain Underpants trapped
那怪物困在最后一洞的巨大的鞋里
the monster in a giant shoe on the last hole.
内♥裤♥队长用他的腰带
Captain Underpants used his waistband
当"弹力弹弓"
to "Stretchy Slingshot"
把满满都是袜子怪的整个大鞋
The whole big giant shoe full of Socktopus
弹回了太空关押在
back into space, where it remains imprisoned
鞋象限中鞋象限
in the Shoe Quadrant, Shoe Quadrant,
和其他太空被拒绝的鞋永远关在这里
with the other space-rejected shoes forever!
我们希望大结局
We hope. Dun-dun-da! The end.
-天啊 -太棒了
- Oh, man. - So good.
艾瑞卡别这样了
Erica! Stop doing that!
你为什么还在这
And why are you still here?
是周二墨西哥卷日我从不错过周二墨西哥卷日
It's Taco Tuesday. I never miss Taco Tuesday.
-准备好承认失败了吗 -我们能不承认吗
- Ready to admit defeat? - Can we do that without doing it?
好了各位臭袜子太悲哀了
Come on, guys. Stinky socks? It's just sad.
有个简单的办法跟我读
There's an easy way out of this. Repeat after me.
哈罗德不要是陷阱
Harold, no! It's a trap!
-我... -我...
- I... - I...
-放... -放...
- ...give... - ...give...
弃
...up.
当然这比我们想的要难
Sure, this is harder than we thought,
但我们不会放弃的因为我们就是那么固执愚蠢
but we don't quit, 'cause we're just that stubborn and stupid.
所以如果你觉得...
So, if you think--
等等她去哪了
Wait. Where'd she go?
不知道
I don't know.
我们去拿点墨西哥卷吧
Let's take down some tacos.
但这样克拉普怎么知道是我们用袜子炸了他办公室
But how will Krupp know that we sock-bombed his office?
我们留言把假发拿上
We'll leave a note! Grab some wigs.
在那一刻有件事发生了
At that moment, something happened
绝对会影响故事的走向
which'll certainly affect the story.
看到了吧
See?
"我们很遗憾地通知您发生在您办公室的一切
"We regret to inform you that the fault for the bedevilment
错误都在我们只在我们
of your place of business lies with us and us alone.
恐怕您别无选择只能立刻停我们的学
We fear you have no choice but to suspend us forthwith!
最温暖的祝福乔治和哈罗德"
Warmest regards, George and Harold."
好了读给我听
Okay, read that back to me.
"克拉普老师是我们干的
"Mr. Krupp, we did this.
备注我和乔治"
P.S., it's me and George."
完美我们吃点墨西哥玉米饼吧
Perfect. Let's eat some tacos!
这应该有披萨的
There has to be pizza in here!
他们说有的
They said there was!
披萨...
Pizza...
第五章
强力调味品
所有周二墨西哥卷日都很辣但一些比其他的更辣
All Taco Tuesdays are spicy, but some are more spicy than others.
"今日辣味预警"
"Spicy Toot Load Today!"
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