内裤队长传奇（2018）

The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants S01E05

Part 1 May 10, 2021, 1:55 p.m.

厕纸人类最伟大的发明之一
Toilet paper: one of mankind's crowning achievements.
没有它我们就只能用叶子
Without it, we'd have to use leaves
或者报纸或者马
or newspaper or a horse.
没人比乔治和哈罗德更爱厕纸了
And no one loves TP more than George and Harold.
不是自己用而是为了恶作剧
Not for its intended use, but for pranks.
恶作剧
-我真爱厕纸 -我也是
- Man, I love TP. - Same.
我没气了
I'm running out of oxygen!
*乔治和哈罗德画漫画书*
*So George and Harold make comic books*
-我们好着呢 -我也是
- We're cool! - Me too!
*但是他们有个指手画脚的老校长*
*But they had a mean old principal Who told them what to...*
*于是他们做了个催眠戒指先让他跳舞*
*So they got a Hypno-Ring And first they made him dance*
*然后不小心*
*Then accidentally*
*可能故意把他变成了内♥裤♥队长*
*kinda on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants*
*一声响指他是队长可能不是最聪明的人*
*With a snap, he's the Captain Not the brightest man*
*别忘了他一碰水你就得从头开始*
*And don't forget, when he gets wet You're back where you began*
*开始闹吧能出什么问题呢*
*Put it all together What could possibly go wrong*
*内♥裤♥队长之歌♥到这里就结束啦*
*Now, this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song*
*由乔治·彼尔德和哈罗德·哈钦森所作*
*By George Beard and Harold Hutchins*
内♥裤♥队长大冒险
第一季第五集
厕纸木乃伊的可怕冒险
第一章
TPTO
第一章
厕纸时间到了
意思是"厕纸时间到了"
That means "Toilet paper time-out."
虽然乔治和哈罗德
While George and Harold
已经成功给皮奎大多地方都蒙上了厕纸
had successfully TP'd most items in Piqua,
他们还有更加远大的志向
they had their eyes on an even bigger prize.
把整个学校都蒙上厕纸应该会是最棒的恶作剧
TPing the entire school is gonna be the greatest prank ever.
我们会成为传奇
We're gonna be legends.
还好我们有厕纸帐篷
Good thing we have a TP Teepee.
这是最棒的只卖♥♥厕纸的厕纸店
It's the best TP-only store that only sells TP.
抱歉伙计们你们不得入内
Sorry, guys. You're banned.
不得入内为什么
Banned? For what?
蒙了太多厕纸
Too much TPing.
你们的校长克拉普老师发来的这个
Your principal, Mr. Krupp, sent this over.
这传♥单♥真不错
Whoa. Nice poster.
-能给我们吗 -不行
- Can we have it? - No.
太棒了我们现在该怎么办
Great. What are we gonna do now?
-别担心我们还有... -不没了
- Don't worry, buddy, we still got-- - No, you don't.
伙计
Aw, man.
-你好艾 -瑞卡
- Hey, there, Er... - ica.
艾瑞卡你知道我们在哪儿能搞到
Erica, you don't know where we could get,
一千卷厕纸吗
like, a thousand rolls of toilet paper?
我们马上要完成一个传奇厕纸恶作剧
We were on the verge of pulling an epic TP prank.
我们本来可能成为传奇
We would've been legends.
你们要放弃了传奇从不会放弃
Oh, so you're giving up? Legends don't give up--
霍雷肖·邓普这样的传奇
legends like Horatio Dump.
霍雷肖·邓普
"霍雷肖·邓普
"Horatio Dump.
他从来不放弃"
He never gave up."
很久以前人们随地丢垃圾
Long ago, people threw their trash wherever.
然后霍雷肖·邓普说
Then Horatio Dump said,
"垃圾只能丢在一个地方不能乱扔"
"Trash belongs in one place, not all over."
人们因此讨厌他
People hated him for it.
但他从来没有放弃
But he never gave up.
所以扔垃圾的地方都叫
And that's why the place where trash goes is named--
霍雷肖吗
The Horatio?
-邓普[垃圾场] -这是编的
- The dump. - That's made up.
不这叫韧性
No, that's tenacity.
厉害韧性是什么
Cool. What's tenacity?
艾瑞卡
Erica?
-她就像蝙蝠侠 -就是不会愤怒地低语
- She's like Batman. - Minus the angry mumbling.
雷先生雷先生
Mr. Ree, Mr. Ree!
这是高级法国厕纸不是一代番茄
That's fancy French toilet paper, not a sack of potatoes.
这是雷先生学校清洁工
This is Mr. Ree, the school janitor.
他是一名认真的员工
He's a dedicated employee
绝对没有秘密的过去
and definitely doesn't have a secret past.
我说的太多了
Ooh, I've said too much.
三层棉的毛绒面
Three-ply, quilted, plush weave.
不是你经常定的那种草纸为什么
Not the usual sandpaper you order. What's the occasion?
我们新来了一位法语老师我想给她最好的
We have a new French teacher, and I want her to have the best.
看来你对她有好感啊
So you got a crush on the "Ooh-la-la"?
什么太荒谬了
What? That's ridiculous!
我又不是想跟她散步看电影
It's not like I want to take long walks at the movies,
进行蝴蝶吻之类的
trading butterfly kisses or-- or anything!
-你想开什么船都行老大 -我的船很棒
- Whatever floats your boat, chief. - My boat floats fine!
-骗子 -什么
- Liar. - What?
你没听错
Yeah, you heard me.
谢谢玛姬
Thanks, Marge.
现在用你的生命守护这堆厕纸
Now, guard this toilet paper with your life.
非常贵的
It was very expensive.
贵得我只能贴上你大部分的工资了
So expensive, I had to use most of your salary to pay for it.
第二章
克拉普的爱
这是尤老师新来的法语老师
This is Ms. Yewh, the new French teacher.
她喜欢所有法国风的东西
She loves everything French.
她一直想去巴黎
And she always wanted to go to Paris,
但是说法语的加拿大也行
but she'd settle for French-speaking Canada.
学法语最好的办法就是说法语
The best way to learn French is by speaking French,
也就是说在我们的法语课上我们只能说法语
which means in my French class we will only speak en franais.
-好吗 -如果我们不能去厕纸帐篷
- Oui? - If we're banned from the TP Teepee,
我们要从哪里搞厕纸
where are we gonna get TP?
-厕所 -真聪明
- Uh, the bathroom? - Smart.
不好意思我们要去厕所
Uh, excuse me. We got to go to the bathroom.
我也是
Yeah, me too.
用法语说
In French.
你要我们用法语说去洗手间吗
You want us to go to the bathroom "In French"?
是的
Oui, oui.
抱歉我们用了一个土得掉渣的笑话
We apologize for using a joke that is over 280 years old.
请坐下
Sit, s'il vous pla?t.
讨厌
Dang.
搞什...
What the...
尤老师
Ms. Yewh, uh...
我只是想确保你适应这里
I just wanted to make sure you're settling in
看看你是否有任何问题
and to see if you had any questions--
我有一个问题你为什么穿紧身牛仔裤
I have a question. Why are you wearing skinny jeans?
你们俩不准再问问题
No more questions, you two!
你参加乐队了吗
Did you join a band?
去窗边罚站
Go stand at the window
然后给我退出法语教室
and pick out the Dumpster you'll be living in
去收拾你们即将要住的大垃圾箱
after you flunk out of French class!
-好 -话说
- Okay. - Anyway...
你还缺些什么吗粉笔...
Do you have everything you need? Chalk--
话说今天下午有一场新教师介绍会
Uh, anyway, there's a new teacher orientation this afternoon.
肯定会很轰动的而且
It's gonna be a blast! And it's...
必须出席
...mandatory!
这是我们目前的厕纸存货吗
This is our current TP inventory?
只有七截吗我们都不够用来...
Seven squares? We couldn't even cover a--
我的天乔治你看
Holy cow! George, look.
厕纸矿山
Whoa. A TP mother lode.
那是厕纸触地得分
It's a TP TD.
乔治·彼尔德
触地得分
Touchdown!
-太好了 -除了立刻去我办公室谈话
- So good. - You're not getting anything
你们什么也得不到
except a talking-to in my office, now.
好吧
Okay.
来办公室
那些厕纸是专门为尤老师一个人准备的
That toilet paper is for Ms. Yewh and Ms. Yewh only.
她去洗手间的次数肯定很频繁
She must go to the bathroom a lot.
是的那可是很多的"是的"
Yeah. That's a lot of "Oui, oui."
再次表示抱歉
Ooh, we're sorry again.
她是一位出色的教师拥有一头美丽的秀发
She's an excellent teacher with a great head of hair,
而且身上有圣帕特里克节的味道
and she smells like Saint Patrick's Day.