足球教练（2020）

Ted Lasso S03E06

Part 4 April 20, 2023, 9:58 a.m.

- That never happens. - It does.
发生过如果你够混♥蛋♥的话当时我就是
It does happen, if you're being enough of a prick. Which I was.
感觉这里就像老城市的迪士尼版本
It just looks like a Disney version of an old city.
一切都看起来很假
It all looks so fucking fake.
这里不是假的
It's not fake.
拜托风车很假
Come on. Windmills? Fake.
我不是本地人都觉得受到了冒犯
I ain't even from here, and I'm offended.
风车是真的哥们你在说什么呢
Windmills are real, man. What are you talking about?
对我亲眼看见才信
Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
(风车)
我们需要单车
We need bikes.
什么不
What? No.
-其实教练如果你想走... -我们早上见
- You know, Coach, if you wanna go-- - I'll see you in the morning.
(茎)
嘿
Hey.
嗨有什么需要吗
Hi. Can I help you?
你们有香草伏特加吗
Have you got vanilla vodka?
老天没有
Dear God, no.
一瓶啤酒谢谢
A beer, please. Thank you.
-给亲爱的 -谢谢
- There you go, sweetie. - Thanks.
嘿能否问一下你知道我是谁吗
Hey, can I ask, do you know who I am?
能告诉你个秘密吗
Can I tell you a secret?
今晚你想做谁就做谁
Tonight, you're whoever you want to be.
对
Yeah.
你应该留下参加之后的派对雷震天
You should stick around for the party later on. Thunderdong.
氛围很好适合交朋友
Good vibes, good place to make friends.
感觉很有趣算我一个
Sounds fun, I'm in.
特伦特嘿
Trent! Hey.
能给我同事来杯酒吗
Can I get a drink for my work acquaintance, please?
抱歉你刚才说“雷震天”吗
Sorry, did you say Thunderdong?
我好像走错地方了抱歉再会
I think I'm in the wrong place. My mistake. Cheers.
常发生的事
Happens all the time.
对
Yeah.
-科林 -很高兴见到你特伦特
- Colin! - Good to see you, Trent.
科林我已经知道了
Colin. I already knew.
我知道几个月了我没对任何人说
I've known for months. I haven't said anything to anyone.
我这么做一定有我的原因对吧
I must have a good reason for that, mustn't I?
对
Right.
(瑞贝卡即“老大”)
(问声好)
(希望你今晚愉快)
(阿姆斯特丹活动 “博物馆之夜”)
(白天欣赏艺术固然好但夜晚更棒)
(尝试一下有何损失 )
你前任的品位极高
Your ex has wonderful taste.
其实她很讨厌那件
Well, actually, she hated that one.
当然了我为她买♥♥的
Yeah, of course she did. I bought it for her.
嘿 Gezellig 对吧
Hey. Gezellig, right?
真香
That smells wonderful.
马上就好了
It's almost ready.
要喝点什么吗
Would you like a drink?
-好的 -请自便
- I would love one. - Please, help yourself.
我该不该担心某个高大的荷兰女子会过来
So, should I be worried about some giant Dutch woman wandering on here
因为我穿她的衣服而掐我
and strangling me for wearing her clothes?
不该
No.
我们之间已经结束了而且有一段时间了别担心
Things are over between us, and have been so for some time. So don't worry.
没事我不是想...
It's all right. I didn't mean to--
你不需要告诉我任何细节
You don't need to tell me any of the details.
她不忠
She was unfaithful.
我很爱她所以我崩溃了
I loved her very much, so it wrecked me,
我差点就为此摧毁了我们的家
and I came dangerously close to destroying our family on it.
但随时间过去
But then, with time,
我意识到这事并不是对我的惩罚而是好事懂吗
I realized that this thing didn't happen to me, it happened for me. You know?
干杯
Cheers.
干杯
Proost.
-干杯感杯 -干杯
- Proost. Prost. - Proost.
敢杯
Proust.
等等这是荷兰男歌♥手翻唱肯尼罗杰斯的《她相信我》吗
Wait, is this some Dutch bloke singing "She Believes in Me" by Kenny Rogers?
等等这个荷兰男歌♥手是伟大的安德烈霍兹斯
Whoa. This Dutch bloke is the great André Hazes,
他唱的是《Zij Gelooft in Mij》好吗
and he's singing "Zij Gelooft in Mij," all right?
好吧
Okay.
没错肯尼罗杰斯是原唱但是...
And yes, the Gambling Man did it first. But--
谁知道呢也许在某个特别的夜
And who knows Maybe on some special night
如果我的歌♥合适
If my song is right
我会找到办法
I will find a way
-你在干吗 -耐心点
- The fuck are you doing? - Just be patient.
单车
Bicycle?
谢谢两辆
Thank you. Two, please.
我喜欢挑战拿着
I love a challenge. Hold this.
哥们我们刚让今晚变得精彩无比
Mate. We've just made tonight amazing.
我不想骑着该死的单车乱逛
I don't wanna ride around on a fucking bike.
来嘛很有意思的
Oh, come on. It'll be fun.
-给 60欧元 -拿100吧
- Voilà. Sixty euros. - Have a hundred.
谢谢
Thank you.
-给 -离我远点
- Here. - Get it away from me.
-来嘛 -不我不想骑
- Oh, come on. - No, I don't want it.
哥们我们骑单车找个风车
Mate, we take the bikes, we find a windmill.
-不我说了不要 -为什么
- No. I said no. - Why the fuck not?
我不知道怎么骑单车
I don't know how to ride a bike!
恕不退款
No refunds.
该死罗伊你知道怎么系鞋带吧
Fucking hell, Roy. Do you know how to tie your own laces?
别犯浑
Stop being a dick.
我去桑德兰时
When I went to Sunderland,
我爷爷说他会在我回家过圣诞时教我怎么骑单车
my granddad told me he'd teach me how to ride when I came back for Christmas,
然后他翘辫子了我那之后都没骑过单车
and then he fucking died, and I haven't been on a bike since.
此刻说出来
And now I'm saying that out loud,
我意识到永远不学单车其实是对他的一种极大不敬
I realize that never learning was actually a great disrespect to his memory
我感到很羞愧所以我们能否别再聊这个
and now I feel ashamed. So can we stop talking about it
我还是继续把负面情绪发泄在你身上
and go back to me just taking out my negative emotions on you,
无论你是否活该
even if you deserve it or not?
骑吧罗伊为了爷爷
Go on, Roy. For Granddad.
该死的
Fuck.
好的你坐直了看前方踩踏板
Okay, you're gonna sit up, look up and pedal.
后背挺直...
Straight back up. Just straight back up.
脚放在踏板上...
Put your feet on the pedals. Put your feet on the pedals.
没错很好踩踏板
That's it, good. Now pedal.
把脚放在踏板...
Put your foot on the ped--
好的可以没事
All right. Okay. All right.
上车好的很不错
On the bike. Okay. There you go.
扶起来但是很愤怒
Pick it up but in an angry way, man.
很好踩踏板...很好嘿
Good lad. Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal. That's it. Hey!
很好踩啊你真的...就是这样...
Good lad, pedal it. You actually-- That's it, that's it!
很不错...
That's good! That's good.
你成功了两秒哥们有进步
You did it for two seconds there, man. That's an improvement.
稳住哥们稳住
Steady on, mate. Steady on.
嘿你做得很好冷静
Hey! What-- You're doing well, man. Calm down.
这有什么帮助吗
How's that gonna help anyone?
没错很好...
In there. There you go. Good.
-我无法转另一边 -是很好这边
- I can't turn the other way. - Yes. All right. This way.
-我无法转向另一边 -对的跟我走
- I can't turn the other way. - It's right. Follow me.
-来撞我啊 -我无法转向
- Try and hit me! - I can't turn.
最重要是平衡就像运球
It's all about balance, man. Just like dribbling.
如果你会运球你就会平衡没错
If you can dribble, you can balance. That's it.
对很好你做...
Yeah, that's good. You do--
-好了哥们不错 -我要杀了你
- All right, mate. It's good-- - I'm gonna kill you.
-你成功了 -我成功了
- You're doing it. - I'm doing it.
我们去找该死的风车
Let's go find a fucking windmill!
为了爷爷好了等等我
For Granddad! All right, wait for me.
我们坐这里
We're sitting here?
对你说选好的座位所以...
Well, yeah. You know, you said pick good seats, so...
对但这位置好暴露
Yeah, but these are so exposed.
不就像我那次去看脱口秀然后坐在正中间
Oh, no. It's like the time I was front and center at an improv comedy show.
他们会编首歌♥ 笑我看起来像圣坛男童吗
Are they gonna make a song about how I look like an altar boy?
没事的你很棒
It's okay. You did great.
-谢谢 -你的饮料