足球教练（2020）

Ted Lasso S03E05

Part 3 April 13, 2023, 10:01 a.m.

- From Rupert? - My friend Anastasia.
她希望你联络她
She wants you to call her.
她很惊讶你在骨头与蜜糖没问她要电♥话♥号♥码
She was surprised you didn't ask for her number at Bones & Honey.
我不想太唐突
Well, I didn't want to appear too forward.
好吧
Okay.
你好很高兴你有空我是内森谢利
Oh, um, hello. Uh, I'm glad that I've caught you. It's, uh, Nathan Shelley.
那天晚上认识你很开心
Uh, I really enjoyed meeting you the other night,
希望我们能再出来喝一杯
and I was hoping that we could meet for another drink.
对抱歉妈妈我只是在练习一下...对表现如何
Yeah, sorry, Mum. I'm just, uh, practicing for the-- Yeah. How was I?
“我觉得我们应该再出来喝一杯”更加直接
"I think we should meet for another drink" is more direct.
对好的谢谢
Yeah. Okay, yeah. Thank you.
好的爱你拜拜...
All right, love you. Bye-bye. Bye.
好的
Okay.
应该再出来喝一杯应该
Should go for another drink. Should.
-嗨教练 -嗨瑞贝卡
- Hey, Coach. - Hello, Rebecca.
-泰德 -不我知道
- Ted. - No, I know, I know, I know.
你仍然为那天朝我大声嚷嚷而自责对吧
You are still feeling bad about yelling at me the other day, right?
我有点通灵能力
I can be a little bit psychic.
没事
It's okay.
不对我不该霸凌你的
No, yes, I-- I shouldn't have bullied you.
-聊得很愉快老大 -同感泰德
- Nice speaking with you, boss. - You too, Ted.
(明星啪啪)
下午好
Afternoon.
嗨
Hi.
琼斯女士
Ms. Jones.
希望你和杰克的午餐愉快
- Hope you enjoyed your lunch with Jack. - Mmm.
一个小问题
Um, just a quick question.
你是否让珊迪在凌晨4点打电♥话♥给艾玛杰伊
Did you tell Shandy to call Emma Jayye at 4:00 in the morning,
并且是在喝 “浓缩咖啡马提尼”喝醉的情况下
whilst drunk on "espresso martinis,"
和她推销关于“睾丸安全套”的点子
to pitch her an idea for "condoms for balls"?
-什么 -艾玛杰伊设计太阳眼镜
- What? - Emma Jayye designs sunglasses.
是我当然没有为什么
Yeah, no, of course I didn't do that. Why?
因为她刚炒了我们
Oh, because she just fired us.
因为珊迪
Because of Shandy.
因为你的朋友
Because of your friend.
珊迪
Shandy.
-怎么 -能和你聊聊吗
- Yeah? - Can I speak with you, please?
-能给我30分钟吗 -不行现在
- Can you give me 30 minutes? - No, now.
-拜托我能旁观吗 -芭芭拉
- Please can I watch? - Barbara.
嗨我可以给你五分钟
Hi. I can give you five minutes,
然后我得下楼去面试助理候选人
then I have to go downstairs and meet with a potential assistant.
她害怕坐电梯很可爱吧
She's scared of elevators. It's cute, right?
你能坐下吗
Can you come have a seat, please?
是
Yeah.
珊迪
Shandy.
我要升职了吗
Am I getting a raise?
你非常聪明
You are so brilliant.
但是
But...
我无畏的毅力什么鬼
My bold determination? What the fuck?
行听好了绵羊们
All right! Listen up, sheep.
我刚被炒了因为有些人无法应对与创新者共事
I was just let go because some people can't handle working with an innovator.
所以我将创立属于自己的公♥关♥公♥司♥ 然后扳倒这地方
So, I'm starting my own PR firm to take this place down.
谁和我一起
Who's coming with me?
我会给你两倍薪水
I'll pay you double what you're making here.
谁跟我走
Who's coming with me?
好吧三个月年假公♥司♥配车
All right. Three months holiday every year, company car,
办公室有按♥摩♥桌请持牌按♥摩♥师
massage table in the office with a licensed masseuse.
谁跟我走
Who's coming with me?
我跟你走
I'll go with you.
-你不行丹 -好的
- Not you, Dan. - Right.
芭芭拉我知道你会跟我走
Barbara. I know you're with me.
我跟谁都不跟你
I couldn't be less with you.
那是因为你是胆小鬼我恨死你了
That's because you're a coward, and I fucking hate you.
我恨你们所有人
I hate all of you!
基莉请让我留下
Oh, Keeley, please let me stay.
我太爱这里了我们是一家人
I just love it here so much. We're a family.
-我爱你 -你不会有事的珊迪我保...
- I love you. - You're gonna be fine, Shandy. I pro--
不我会的
No, I'm not!
你们是一帮法♥西♥斯♥混♥蛋♥
Oh, you bunch of fascist fucks!
我...你们这些抽成10%的混♥蛋♥
I fucking-- You fucking ten-percenters.
对这就是你们的代号♥
Yeah, that's what you are.
知道吗你们都可以去死了
You know what? Fuck you all.
那是我们的
That's ours.
那你可以去死
Well, fuck off then.
丹走吧
Dan, let's go.
其实我还是打算留下
Actually, I'm staying.
吸我的老二
Suck my dick.
好吧
All right.
我不想说出口
Well, I'm not gonna say it.
对但你已经这么想了
No, but you're gonna think it.
是常常以后也会一直想
Yes, often. And forever.
你好我是瑞贝卡韦尔顿我预约了瓦格纳医生
Hello, there. I'm Rebecca Welton. I have an appointment with Dr. Wagner.
填好这个他马上见你
Fill this out, and he'll be right with you.
-真感谢谢谢 -请坐
- Ah, thank you so much. Thank you. - Take a seat.
(紧急联络人)
(名关系)
瑞贝卡真是惊喜
- Rebecca. What a nice surprise. - Ah.
你不用填那个玩意
- You don't have to fill out all that junk.
-进来吧亲爱的 -谢谢
- Come on back, my dear. - Thank you.
-谢谢 -请坐
- Thank you. - Take a seat.
-是谢谢 -请随意
- Yep. Thank you. - Make yourself at home.
你最近可好
So, how are you holding up?
鉴于里士满目前的颓势
Given Richmond's current slump?
小可怜一定压力很大
You poor thing. So stressful, it must be.
我得承认是不容易
Well, it's been a bit tough, I'll admit.
但是我们只是暂时不顺
But, um, we're just in a bit of a bad stretch.
你们会走出困境的我很肯定
Well, it will all work out. I know it.
只要球队有扎瓦你们就不会有事
As long as you have Zava, you'll be just fine.
-他很出色对吧 -是的对我们有他很幸运
- He's amazing, isn't he? - He is. Yes. Yes, we're, uh-- we're lucky to have him.
那么告诉我今天你为何来这里
So tell me, what brings you in today?
是的你知道我很清楚我即将提出的要求
Right. So, um, you know, I'm-- I'm aware that what I'm about to ask,
考虑到我的年纪这有点荒谬
given my age, uh, is a bit far-fetched.
但我只是在想
But I was just wondering if...
你是否能生育
If you're able to have children?
是的没错
Yes. That.
完全不荒谬
It's not far-fetched at all.
我一直都有治疗你这个年纪和年纪更大的女性
I treat women your age, and older, all of the time.
-真的 -当然了
- You do? - Absolutely.
不过我无法保证...
Now, that said, I can't guarantee--
那是一定的我明白
Oh, no, of course. I know.
但我们可以做一些测试看看情况可以吗
But we can run some tests and see what's possible. Sound good?
很好是的谢谢你
Great. Yep. Thank you.
你在这等等别紧张
Well, uh, sit tight, relax.
我让技术人员为你抽血做成像测试
I'll have our tech, uh, take some blood and do some imaging.
-见到你真高兴 -彼此彼此
- Wonderful to see you. - Likewise.
里士满加油
Go Richmond!
好了听我说
Right, listen up.
离开时去洗个澡好好休息
When you're leaving, get yourself a shower. Get some rest.
更重要的睡前不准玩电游
More importantly, no video games before bedtime.
除非是动物之森那游戏太治愈了
Unless it's Animal Crossing. That shit's fucking soothing.
-对没错 -各位很棒
- Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Well done, guys.
我觉得我们要时来运转了
You know, I think we're really starting to turn our fortunes around.
-其实山姆... -杨马斯别
- Well, actually, Sam-- - Jan Maas, no need.
山姆我们踢得烂透了大家心知肚明
Sam, we're playing like shit, and we all know it.
对...
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
嘿别这么消极
Hey. Enough of that negativity.
是曼城很优秀毋庸置疑
Yeah, City are great. They just are.
但谁在乎因为我们也很优秀
But who the fuck cares? 'Cause so are we.
所以别像一群小兔子似的
So stop acting like a bunch of little bunny rabbits.
我们加把劲好吗
Let's fucking do this, yeah?
杰米说得对
Jamie is so right.
他仿佛扎瓦上身
It's as if he were Zava.