伦敦女孩（2012）

It's not? No.
不简单？- 当然
And basically, you're the only one who turned up,
基本上 只有你一个人参加
so it's just you and me. Writing a whole school magazine?
所以 就只有我和你了 - 两个人弄一份学校杂♥志♥？
Don't worry, we'll be right, we'll bulk it out with
别担心 没事的 我们弄些诗歌♥ 图片
some poems and some pictures and some inspirational crap.
再加励志的鬼东西就行了
So it doesn't matter if it's crap?
既然是没用的鬼东西
As long as it's crap that the kids want to read.
只要是学生想读的鬼东西
If I get this right, when I come back from maternity leave,
如果我搞定了这个 那我从产假回来时
I've got a shot at being not just the head of JK Rowling House,
就不仅仅是现在的原职位了
but the Deputy Head of the entire f-word school.
有可能升为这操蛋学校的副校长
First up, the name. Ideas, Holli?
首先 想名字 有没有什么想法 Holli?
The Greenshoots Academy Magazine?
萌芽杂♥志♥？
No, that's shit, Holli.
不行 太傻♥比♥了 Holli
We want a cool name that appeals to the kids who read it.
我们要想个酷掉渣的名字 吸引孩子来阅读
I've made a list.
我已经想好了一组名字
Shout out when you hear one with a cool vibe. OK.
听到酷掉渣的就吼一声 - 好的
Sickage!
衰仔
Wham Bam Famalam!
嘛尼嘛里哄
What's the Buzz, Cuz?
新闻哪里来？
Coolnerd Times. Wassup Weekly. Bros 'n' Hoes.
傻瓜时代 干嘛周刊 兄弟与女人
Randomzzz, but you know, zz, with a couple of z's at the end,
兰道滋滋滋 单词后面有滋
maybe three.
可能有3个
Those names are all really shit.
这些名字真傻♥比♥
No, those are cool names, Holli!
老娘取的名哪有差的
OK, OK, I'll pick a name. Moving on, contents.
好了 名字我来选一个就行 接着聊 关于什么内容
Can I do a gossip column? Who's banging who?
我能做八卦专栏吗？关于谁和谁打炮的
No, that is not in keeping with the school ethos.
不行 那不符合学校的教学宗旨
"Per ardua ad astra", whatever the fuck that means.
“Per ardua ad astra"（逆境中的明星） 谁TM知道这什么意思
This magazine needs to embody the school motto and the school mantra.
这个杂♥志♥要体现学校的校训和宗旨
Come on, Holli, the school mantra, what is it?
想一下 Holli 校训是什么？
"Be 110 percent awesome."
做到110%的牛
Always! "Be 110 percent awesome always!"
一直 一直做到110%的牛
It's a really shit mantra, Miss.
真是傻♥比♥到不行
I'm only like 70 percent awesome, even on a good day.
心情好时 我也就能做70%
That's given me an amazing idea for a personality quiz, Holli.
你让我想到个好点子
"How many percent awesome are you?"
“今天你努力了多少？“
This is great, Holli, brainstorming together like this.
这很好 Holli 就这样集思广益
Can I be an agony aunt, then? Another great idea.
那我能做个知心大姐吗？ - 这又是个好主意
I'm going to be "Dear Katie".
我要做“知心Katie”
Why "Dear Katie"? Why not like, "Hey Rihanna" or something?
为什么要做“知心Katie”不是“嘿 Rihanna”什么的
No, I want to be "Dear Katie". It's a classic, innit?
我就要做“知心Katie”这个经典
Yeah, whatever.
耶 随便
No-one's going to be dumb enough to write in with their own problems
反正也不会有人蠢到 去那写自己的问题
- you'll have to just make up the letters.
到时候也就自己瞎编
But I've got no imagination.
我可不会空想
Where am I going to get my ideas from?
我去哪找灵感
It's Morgan. You know, Morgan?
是Morgan 你知道Morgan吧
The girl with all the weird make-up?
每天打扮很奇怪的女娃
She's the one sending me the notes.
给我送情书是她
Anyone got a pen? I said it was a girl.
有人带笔了吗？- 我说过是女孩
"I said it was a girl!"
“我说过是女孩吧！”
Well, at least she's a really nice girl.
至少是个好姑娘
"At least she's a really nice girl!"
“至少她是个好姑娘！”
Maybe you should send her a note back.
也许你应该也给她回送小纸条
"Maybe you should send her a note back!"
“也许你应该也给她送小纸条”
Why would I send her a note back? I'm not even gay.
我为什么要送 我又不是拉拉
Saz, why are you so angry with me?
Saz 朝我发什么火？
Well, it's fine for you.
你肯定无所谓啊
"I'm going out with Tyler Blaine, king of the school,
我和Tyler Blaine在谈恋爱 全校的白马王子
"cos I'm perfect and he's perfect!"
天造地设的一对
Actually, it's not all perfect with Tyler, not at all.
事实上 Tyler也不完美 不完全
All right, everyone just calm down and speak more slowly.
好了 大家冷静一下 说慢点
Saz is just upset because a lezzer fancies her.
Saz不高兴 因为有个拉拉喜欢她
No, it's more than that, she's attacking me.
不只那点 还对我进行人生攻击
Sorry, Viva. I just don't know how to handle this.
对不起啦 Viva 我不知道该怎么办
I shouldn't take it out on you.
不该对你发火的
Yes, when people get upset about stuff,
对头 当人们不高兴时
they shouldn't take it out on other people.
不应该朝其他人发火
Good tip.
好建议
What are you writing on your arm, Holli?
你在手臂上写什么 Holli？
Nothing.
没啥
What a great estate.
这房♥子真好
You know, I'm loving the brutalist angularity of this place.
我喜欢这棱角分明的房♥子
Yeah, well, bits of it are a bit shit, to be honest,
耶 有这样子 不过 也丑死了
but it's my home.
不过 谁让它是我的家呢
HE WHISPERS: What's he doing here?
他在这干吗？
He's friends with my dad. I don't like it.
他是我爸的朋友 - 我可不想这样
Well, he lives on Pot Noodles. Dad's just trying to educate him
他每天靠泡面生活 老爸只是在教他
on proper nutrition.
要营养适当
Not cool with this at all.
我真心不喜欢这样
Come on, Tyler, it's completely over between me and Rocky.
别这样 Tyler 我和Rocky早就结束了
Hi, Dad, this is Tyler.
老爸 这位是Tyler
Oh, my days.
哦 这下有好戏看了
Hello, Tyler. Call me Rob.
你好 Tyler 叫我Rob就行
Roberto, put it there, dude.
Roberto 老兄
You two know each other, of course.
你们两个肯定认识
That's true. I'll never forget you getting lost on that trip to Calais
那是 我永远都不会忘了你在去加来的路上 居然走丢了
and when we found you, you was crying your eyes out.
找到你时 眼睛都要哭出来了
You was all like, "Wah, wah, wah!"
你当时就像这样“哇 哇 哇 ！”
like a giant baby holding a baguette.
就像个巨婴 手里拿着面包
Really? I don't even remember.
真的？我都不记得了
But I'll never forget you totally humiliating the school
不过 我可不会忘记 你丢学校脸的事
when that TV reporter was interviewing the Principal
当那个电视台在采访校长时
and you were writing the... the C word on the wall behind him.
而你当时在他后面的墙上写“屄♥♥”（cunt)
Yeah, I remember that. I think that's still there.
我还记得 现在应该还在那
And I remember how you used to show everyone your penis.
我还记得你把你的丁丁 给别人看的场景
Yeah, I used to do that a lot. Why?
这倒是真的 我过去经常这么做 为什么呢？
I don't know. I guess it was just a weird little hobby.
我连自己都不知道 可能是一个奇怪的癖好
So, how you doing?
那 最近怎么样？
Blud, I'm doing epic.
好极了
My man Rob here is teaching me how to make a curry,
老朋友Rob在教我怎么做咖喱饭
so I'm just going to get back to chopping up this thing.
我马上就要切这个了
Rob, what do you call this bad boy?
Rob 这个叫什么
That's an onion, Rocky.
那个是洋葱
The crazy world of vegetables. Who knew?
蔬菜的世界真难懂 谁知道叫这个
I'm not much of a chef, but I'd be happy to help.
我虽然不是个厨师 不过 我很高兴能帮帮忙
You could chop up this chilli if you like, Tyler. Sure.
可以的话 就把这个辣椒切了 - 好的
Check his ninja knife skills.
我♥操♥ 日本忍♥者刀法
Anything else I can do?
还有什么我可以做的吗？
No, we're good.
不用了
Tyler, Viva tells me that you've been involved in raising funds
Tyler Viva告诉我 你在筹集资金
for a school in Gambia.
帮冈比亚建学校
Yes, I've spearheaded the whole fundraising initiative by myself.
是 我是这个活动的带头人
Solo. Aloneo. Wow!
一个人 单干 - 哇！
I know. It's pretty amazing. You should be proud of yourself.
我知道 太牛掰了 - 你真应该为自己自豪
Yeah, I think he's got that covered, Dad.
他现在已经够自豪了 老爸
And Tyler volunteers at the hospice.
Tyler还在救济所做自愿者
I'm all about giving back.
我一直都在回馈社会
Amen to that.
老天保佑你
What do you do for your community, Rocky?
你为自己的社区做过什么？
Apart from showing them my epic penis?
除了漏鸡鸡给他们看之外
I guess I don't do nothing.
应该没什么其他的了
Rocky helps all the little kids with extra football coaching, don't you?
Rocky在教小孩子踢足球 不是吗？
Come on, you got them to...
别沉默 你在教他们
I'm so tired.
太累了
It was a late one at the hospice last night.
昨天晚上在救济所做得太晚了
Violet had me reading her Fifty Shades Of Grey deep into the night.
Violet让我给她念《格蕾的五十道阴影》 一直念到深夜
She didn't want me to go.
她都不想让我离开
Argh, my eyeballs! Arrgh, my eyes, they're burning!
我的眼睛 啊！！！好辣！
They're burning! Arrrgh!
在燃烧啊！啊啊！！