急救警情（2014）

Sirens S02E07

Part 4 Jan. 24, 2021, 1:47 p.m.

Billy. Yep.
Billy 在
Hold that.
帮我拿着
Hey, T, how long... Okay, never mind.
嘿 T 多久好吧随便了
Hi, baby. Hi.
嗨亲爱的嗨
So how much longer you think we're just gonna hang out here...
我们还得在这待多久啊
Officer! Yep.
警官怎么了
That lady stole the sweater I wanted.
那个女的抢了我的毛衫
It was clearly in my pile. Arrest her.
明显是我的逮捕她
She's lying. It was my pile.
她撒谎是我的
Ladies, ladies... Lad... okay, ladies.
女士们女士们呃好吧女士们
Calm down for a second.
冷静一下
Calm down. It's just a sweater.
冷静不就是件毛衫么
Oh, damn, is this cashmere...
哦天呐这是羊绒的
And Periwinkle for $20 down from $200?
还是长春花牌的原价200现在20刀
Are you kidding me?
我的天呐
This is such a good deal for cashmere.
这羊绒衫卖♥♥的可太便宜了
Okay... okay... T, I'm gonna need backup over here.
好吧好吧 T 我这需要支援
Be right there right as soon as I try this on.
在那别动我试完这件就过去
Um, hey, listen, listen,
呃这样吧听着
I think I got a solution.
我有办法了
Why don't we just cut this sweater in half like a baby?
我们把这件衣服切开一人一半怎么样
You know, like that dude in the Bible.
就像圣经里说的
He cut this baby in half, so then both women had a baby.
上帝把婴儿切开让两个女人都有孩子
Wait. That's not how that story went.
等等好像不是这么回事
Um, okay, you know what I'm gonna do?
呃好吧猜我又想到了什么好办法
All right, the cavalry's here.
好了救兵来了
You freakin' pussies.
你们这些没用的小娘炮
What are you, afraid of a little snake?
小小的蛇都怕还是男人么
Hey, it's a pretty big snake, Dad.
喂那可是条大蛇老爸
It's got no arms and no legs.
它没手没脚吧
I got two of each. I'm liking my odds.
我可四肢齐全呢还是我胜算大吧
Okay, okay, relax.
好吧好吧冷静
It's not as easy as you think to capture a python.
抓巨蟒不是你想的那么容易的
You're right. It's probably easier.
是啊比我想的还容易呢
Okay.
好吧
It's not even one of those poisonous snakes like a king cobra.
不就是条蛇么又不是有剧毒的眼镜王蛇
Over in India, they got little dudes
印度人不就总是
playing flutes in their underwear,
在腰上别个长笛
trapping those sons of bitches in wicker baskets
就把这些家伙赶到竹筐里了么
all the time.
老老实实的
All right, big tough guy.
好吧猛♥男♥
As I watched Johnny's dad's godlike demeanor
目睹了Johnny父亲带着怒气
in the face of danger,
天神般的风采
I finally saw what manhood really was.
我终于领悟了男人的魅力
And it meant business.
这就是男人的事业
Brian, shut up.
闭嘴吧 Brian
What was that? I liked it.
你录什么呢说的不错啊
I'm dictating my memoirs.
我在录我的回忆录
Good for you. Well, watch and dictate.
好样的看好了录好了
I'm about to give you some killer material.
我给你加点硬料
Okay. All right, get him, Frank.
好吧好吧冲吧 Frank
Go get him, Frank.
加油抓住他 Frank
Hey.Yeah. He got him.
哇他抓住蛇了
That's my dad.
不愧是我老爹
Now he's just showing off.
他又开始显摆了
Don't shoot the TV, Frank. Yeah.
别弄坏电视了 Frank 恩啊
Oh! That freakin' thing is huge!
哇那玩意真♥他♥妈♥大
Jesus, it's fast! Is it following me?
天呐还跑那么快它跟出来了吗
Shut up, you dickless jerks!
闭嘴吧小娘炮
And you with the hair,
还有你头发油光铮亮的那个
don't even think of putting that in your goddamn book.
别把这写进你该死的书里
What if I change your name? No!
我给你化名行吗不行
Back off, bitch!
闪开贱♥人♥
What? No, I'm the store manager.
什么不是我是经理
And there's a woman over there shoplifting.
那边有个女的在偷东西呢
We got a shoplifter on the move.
商店有扒手
She's headed to the back entrance.
朝着后门去了
I'm trapped, T, I'll never get over there in time.
我被困住了 T 肯定赶不过去
Shit, she's getting away. She's getting away.
妈的她要跑了她要跑了
No!
别跑
Holy shit, nice, babe.
天呐干得漂亮宝贝儿
You just caught the perp.
你抓住了罪犯
That was really athletic.
真有运动风采
You just looked like a fine-ass J.J. Watt
你刚才纵身一跃
the way you just jumped at her.
就像翘臀版的 J.J. Watt一样
What? What perp?
什么什么罪犯
This bitch just stole the dress I wanted.
这个贱♥人♥偷了我想要的衣服
Oh, okay, come on.
哦好吧起来吧
Okay.
好了
Well, look at this.
哇快看呐
What the hell are you guys doing here?
你们来这干嘛
It's all over the squawk box.
对讲机里都在说这事呢
Every emergency service in Chicago
芝加哥的每一个急救服务中心
is talking about this shit.
都在说这点事
You guys are a bunch of wimps.
你们弱爆了
You're supposed to be tough.
消防员不是挺猛的么
Being brave is literally part of your job description.
工作须知上不明文规定你们得勇敢么
I am disgusted.
真丢人
And where is the animal control guy?
动物管理局的人呢
Have you no pride? I do not.
你还有没有点脸了没有
Disgraceful.
丢人
Let me show y'all how a real man handles this business.
来给你们看看真正的男人怎么解决问题
Voodoo, go get him.
Voodoo 去抓住它
Yes, sir.
好的长官
And off she went, my snake charmer.
她义无反顾的去了我的耍蛇人
I like that. Good use of metaphor.
说的不错好比喻
We should start a writers' group.
咱俩应该办一个写作小组
I can't believe you'd let a small blonde woman
不敢相信你叫一个金发碧眼的软妹子
walk directly into the gates of hell.
跨进地狱之门抓蛇
Voodoo, you don't have to do this.
Voodoo 你没必要这样
I've been in there. I've seen it.
我刚进去了看到它了
This is no normal snake. You got to...
这可不是普通的蛇那是
Uh, you were saying?
呃你说什么
Oh!
哇哦
Okay. That's impressive.
好吧真是牛逼
Whoohoo! You okay?
哇哦你没事吧
Not too close, not too close. Yeah, it's fine.
离我远点离我远点没事的
That's the one that's a witch, right?
这妹子是个女巫吧
Yeah.
是啊
Do you think you could bring that into the office for me?
你能帮我把它送到办公室吗
Okay.
没问题
Ask for Janet.
我是替Janet问的
Voo, how'd you learn to do that?
Voo 你怎么学会徒手抓蛇的
Learn?
学
I just picked up the snake and stayed away from the mouth.
我就是把蛇抱起来离它的嘴远一点
It's not rocket science.
多大的事儿啊
Plus, look how cute he is. No, he's not that cute.
而且看它多萌啊不它可不萌
Wait a minute.
等等
Does this mean Scott doesn't get his snake back?
你是说 Scott不能把蛇要回去了
I don't know.
我不知道
Probably not.
也许不能了
Perfect.
太棒了
Oh, my God, can you take a picture of this?
哦天呐能帮我照个相吗
No. Okay.
不好吧
Can you, kind sir?
能帮我吗善良的先生
Mmhmm. Thank you.
恩哼谢谢
Steven, buddy, get up in this,
Steven 哥们儿快来
like, real tight.
离我近点
Take that, shit head.
好好享受吧臭狗屎
Smile.
笑一笑