公寓大楼里的谋杀案（2021）

Only Murders in the Building S03E04

Part 1 Aug. 24, 2023, 10:40 a.m.

(前情提要)
你还好吗
How you doing, Charlie?
我受不了一周八场演出
Oh, my nerves couldn't take eight shows a week.
因为停演松口气也没关系
It's okay to be relieved that the show is over.
我们就更有时间了
Means more time for us.
你阿姨卖♥♥掉公♥寓♥了
Your aunt sold the apartment?
我四周后就得搬走
I have to be out in four weeks.
「血腥梅宝」摩拉
Bloody Mabel Mora.
杀人狂美女最吸引人了
There is nothing more tantalizing than an unhinged, murderous beauty.
我要用最奥利佛帕南的风格重新打造《临死之鸣》
I'm re-imagining Death Rattle in the most Oliver Putnam way.
《临死之鸣大惊奇》《临死之鸣》的音乐剧
Death Rattle Dazzle! A Death Rattle Musical!
看到这个卡司我们面临了令人不安的事实
As we look at the cast, we are faced with an unsettling truth.
他们全都有可能是凶手
Any one of them could be the killer.
你不该来这里的
You're not supposed to be here.
有人在他的更衣室里
There was someone in his dressing room.
班死掉那晚...
The night that Ben died,
(首演夜快乐 ) (去你的班)
他手里抓着别人的手帕
he was holding someone else's handkerchief.
我们必须查出哪个剧团成员的手帕不见了
We need to find out who in the cast doesn't have theirs.
或许就能找到凶手 -金柏...
That could be our killer! Kimber...
很抱歉我把我们的事搞得乱七八糟
I'm so sorry I made everything messy between us.
我搞砸了
I fucked up.
但我会补偿你的
But I'm gonna make it right.
我真的很想把手帕给你但我一定是把它丢掉了
I really wanted to give you my hanky, but I must have thrown it away.
(查尔斯:金柏没有手帕 )
纽约并不是以自我照护出名的地方
New York. It's not exactly famous for self-care.
在这座城市里我们推挤我们偶尔尿在别人身上
In this city, we push, we shove, we occasionally urinate on one another.
但我们有花足够的时间疼爱自己吗
But do we spend enough time loving ourselves?
或许没有
Maybe not.
这是整间公♥寓♥
This is the whole apartment?
我懂感觉就像宫殿
I know. Feels like a palace.
460平方英呎全都是你的
460 square feet all to yourself.
但你可以打造一座避难所
But you can create a sanctuary.
我打造我的避难所时
When I created my sanctuary,
买♥♥了蓬松的毛巾一堆大豆蜡烛
I invested in fluffy towels, a fleet of soy candles,
还有此刻窝在我私处里的玉蛋
and a jade egg that is currently nestled in my privates.
重点是创造一个安全的空间
It's about creating a safe space.
房♥租呢 -月租4800元
And the rent? 4,800 a month.
再加上水电费和维护费
Plus utilities. And maintenance fees.
另外你每次回家最好都拿五块钱
Also, you'll probably wanna slip the angry guy
打发睡在台阶上那个愤怒哥
who sleeps on the front steps a fiver anytime you come home,
但整体来说这间很划算
just to keep the peace. But, all in all, it is a steal.
我去年因为跟同事交恶
Last year, when I stepped down from my podcast
而离开我的线上电台时...
after a difficult moment with a coworker...
帕皮你这个该死的贱♥货♥
Poppy, you fucking bitch!
抱歉把那句剪掉谢谢
Sorry. Edit that out. Thank you. S--
别谋杀人还想陷害我
Don't murder someone and try to frame me for it, that's--
好我在开玩笑我只是在开玩笑
Okay, I was kidding. Um, I'm-- I am just kidding.
总之有些人说我被封♥杀♥了
Okay, anyway. Some people said I was canceled.
如果被封♥杀♥代表花一年的时间
Well, if getting canceled means
学习按照印度教法生活
spending a year learning to live in alignment with your dharma,
那么没错就当我被封♥杀♥了吧
then yes. Call me canceled.
我很平静因为在那段时间里我养成了很重要的习惯
I'm at peace. Because during that time, I cultivated something important.
我的自我照护仪式
My self-care rituals.
你做什么工作摩拉小姐
So, what do you do, Ms. Mora?
我只是想知道你会怎么运用空间
I-I'm just trying to figure out how you'd use the space.
可能是跟伴侣共享的爱巢
Perhaps it's a love nest to share with a partner.
展开你梦想事业的家庭办公室
Or a home office to launch your dream business.
又或许你只想办些很潮的晚餐派对
Or maybe you just wanna throw fabulous dinner parties.
我不是会办晚餐派对的类型
I'm not really the dinner party type.
你一定有喜欢的活动每个人都有
Well, you must have something you love. Everybody does.
也许你的仪式是写日记或在树林中散步
Maybe your ritual is journaling. Or a walk in the woods.
我都在来自太平洋断崖疗愈土壤的
For me, I start every day bathing in mud
泥巴浴中展开每一天
from the healing soil of the Pacific Palisades.
我不想给你压力但很多人对这间有兴趣
So, I'm not trying to pressure you, but there's a lot of heat on this one.
所以你要租的话我会跟你要资料
So if you want it, I'd start gathering your paperwork.
像是薪资单报税单你现任房♥东的信之类
You know, pay stubs, tax returns, maybe a letter from your current landlord.
我很确定我一定有那些东西
I'm pretty sure I definitely have all those things.
一定的
For sure.
仪式让我们站稳脚步在混乱的世界中带来平静
Rituals ground us, offering calm in a world of chaos.
但太爱仪式可能会走火入魔
But love a ritual too much, and it can become an obsession.
(我们得谈谈)
我们还没意识到
And before we know it,
一度疗愈我们的仪式就成了祸根
the ritual that once healed us has become our undoing.
你准备要签约了吗
So! You ready to move on this?
(我无话可说)
当然
Totally.
不行这间不适合我
No, this one's not me.
破案三人行
第三季第四集

(第三季第四集) (白色房♥间)
它们好平和
They're so peaceful. Mm-hmm.
而且有好多条
And so many. Mm.
你说有62条
Sixty-two, did you say?
这样刚刚好
That's the sweet spot.
61条你会纳闷是不是少了条鱼
Sixty-one, you wonder if you're one fish short
63条你就是养鱼的疯婆子
and 63, you're a crazy fish lady.
太多了吗
Is it too much?
鱼太多吗
Too much fish?
这一切太多了吗
Too much everything.
我搬进来我的水族箱
Me moving in, my aquarium,
我的弹跳床健身球
my trampoline, my exercise balls.
你知道我喜欢滚来滚去的
You know I like to roll from room to room.
你不觉得窒息
You don't feel suffocated?
不会女士 -好
No, ma'am! - Okay.
畅通的呼吸道
Wide-open airways!
婴儿般的肺
Lungs like a baby!
裘伊这是你的空间了
Joy, this is your space now.
查理我不敢相信
Oh, Charlie! I can't believe it!
35年前你坐在我的化妆椅上
Thirty-five years ago, you sat in my makeup chair,
我还想:「这个男人会孤独地死去」
and I thought to myself, "This man dies alone."
现在看看我们
And now, look at us.
一起生活
Shacking up.
这是美梦成真
It's a dream come true! Mwah!
来庆祝吧要去水族店吗
Let's celebrate. Wanna go to the fish store?
姑且不说今天已经去过两次我必须排练
Uh, well, besides having already been there twice today, I-I have to rehearse.
奥利佛一直催我练一首诙谐歌♥
Oliver is all over me about this patter song.
诙谐歌♥
Patter song?
诙谐歌♥是快速演唱大量资讯的歌♥
Well, a, a patter song is a speed-singing, uh, information dump
每次都是音痴负责
they always give to the guy who can't sing.
基本上就是饶舌我看起来是会饶舌的人吗
It's basically a rap. I mean, do I look like a guy who can rap?
老实说你的样貌没有那种气息
Well, I wouldn't say that's what your look screams, if I'm honest,
但我看过你做很困难的事
but I've seen you do hard things.
像《侦探布拉奏斯》第四季
How about Brazzos, season four?
当你的角色必须去溜冰场
When your character had to bust the drug dealers
逮捕那些毒贩而你一直说
at the roller skating rink, and you were like,
「我做不出后溜的葡萄藤」
"I can't do a backward grapevine!"
后来你做到了
Until you did!
剧组医师说没看过股骨那样断成两半
Set medic said he never saw a femur snap in half like that.
那不是重点
That's not the point.
查理你是个明星
Charlie, you are a star.
你穿那件溜冰短裤也不难看
And you didn't look bad in those roller shorts either,
你看看我
Oh, look at me.
浑身发热我要去水族店冷静一下了
Oh, getting all hot! I'm gonna go cool off at the fish store.
你会再买♥♥鱼吗 -我只会看看
You gonna buy more fish? - I'm just gonna browse.
但可能会绝对会
But probably, definitely yes.
两分钟后就是排练也就是杀人凶手走进来的时候
We have a few minutes before rehearsal, AKA a murderer walking into this room.
来谈案子吧
Let's talk case.
我想更新一下近况
If I may, a life update.
奥利佛帕南纽约长年来最抢手的单身汉
Oliver Putnam, long considered New York's most un-land-able bachelor,
恋爱了
is in love.
没错这家伙死会了老兄
That's right. This merchandise off the market, bruh.
你又还没约罗芮塔出去
Loretta. Whom you have yet to ask out.
那是因为我在准备完美约会