杰茜驾到（2011）

Uh, what about back here? No.
后面有吗 不
You got to be crazy.
你真是疯了
Turn that down!
把声音调小
Ruth is finally asleep. Also, what are you doing here?
露丝好不容易睡着了 还有 你怎么在这
Did my wife give you a key?
我老婆给你钥匙了吗
Yeah. For emergencies.
是啊 以防万一
What is the emergency?
现在有什么万一
If they don't get the little lady back from England...
如果他们不把小女孩从英格兰带回来
man, they may never see her again. Oh, forget it.
也许再也见不到她了 当我没问
If you're gonna watch that, turn on the closed captioning.
如果你要看 就把字幕打开
If Ruth wakes up again, I'm gonna plotz my pants.
要是露丝又醒了 我会气疯的
Oh, Schmidt, are you here? Winston! Shh! Shh! Shh!
施密特 你在家吗 温斯顿 嘘嘘嘘
Winston Bishop...
温斯顿·贝肖普
I'll do it again.
我会再使出这招
Shh!
嘘
Don't do this. Shh!
别这样 嘘
Please. Why aren't you writing?
拜托 你为什么没在写作
I was writing, but I got so inspired by the pages
我本来在写 但你找到的稿子
that you found that I drove straight to Merle's office.
让我灵感爆发 我直接开车去莫尔办公室了
"Revolutionary culture
"革命文化
"is a powerful revolutionary weapon
对于人♥民♥大众
for the broad masses of the people."
是革命的有力武器"
Hey, w-what do you call this again?
你这本书名字叫什么来着
Johnny's Big Day at Work. Nice.
《强尼上班的大日子》 很好
I have another title for you.
我有另一个标题送给你
Mao's Little Red Book?! Shh! Please, voices.
《毛主席语录》 拜托小声点
Mao's Little Red Book?! Voices. Voices!
《毛主席语录》 小声点啦
You lied. Shh.
你骗我 嘘
You lied to me.
你骗了我
Don't look at it as a lie.
别把这看成是谎言
All right. Look at it as not a lie,
好吧 把它看成非谎言
and then... and then you're fine.
然后... 你就没事了
And now I'm not just a hack with bad ideas,
现在我不只是创意枯竭的作家
but I'm a filthy commie! Shh. Please!
还是个恶心的共♥党♥ 拜托你小声点
And you know I'm no commie!
你知道我不是共♥党♥
I don't know your personal beliefs.
鬼知道你私下信仰什么
You don't know my personal beliefs? Enough!
你不知道我私下的信仰 够了
Those are fightin' words.
那可是挑事的言论
We didn't think that you were gonna give
我们没料到你会直接
those actual pages to your editor.
把那些稿子交给编辑
We were just trying to inspire you.
我们只是想给你灵感
Also, why do you own that book?
再说 你怎么会有那本书
You see a red book, you buy a red book.
看到红皮书就必须买♥♥啊
What do you do with blue books? Don't buy.
那看到蓝皮书怎么办 坚决不买♥♥
Yellow books? Wait on it.
黄皮书呢 先看看情况
That's true. Hi, Daddy.
没错 爸爸
No. Good God, child.
不 天呐 孩子
Oh... my... God.
我的天
I know what we need to do.
我知道我们该怎么做了
♪ Goodnight, sweetheart, well, my friends are liars ♪
♪ 晚安宝贝 我的朋友都是撒谎精 ♪
♪ We were just trying ♪
♪ 我们只是想 ♪
♪ to help you write... ♪
♪ 帮你写作 ♪
Guys, you see what we're doing?
二位 你们看出我们在做什么了吗
We're doing Three Men and a Baby.
我们在做《三个奶爸一个娃》
Winston, you cannot do a movie. Can't do a movie.
温斯顿 电影不能用"做的" 电影不能用"做的"
Yes, you can. You can do any movie except for a documentary,
当然可以 任何电影都能做 除了纪录片
because those already happened.
因为纪录片已经发生了
Harmony on three.
数三声后和声
One, two, three.
一 二 三
♪ Goodnight... ♪
♪ 晚安宝贝 ♪
I'm not tired.
我不累
Knockknock, Russell. Who's there?
敲敲门 拉塞尔 是谁敲门
Two women. Two women who?
两位女性 哪两位女性
Two women coming in! Two women coming in who?
两位杀进来的女性 哪两位杀进来的女性
We went over this, Cece-- that's not the line.
我们演练过的 希希 不是这台词
That's exactly the kind of input we've been talking about.
我们一直说的就是这种意见
Russell? We need to talk.
拉塞尔 我们需要谈谈
Oh, I'm scared of this energy.
这种元气让我害怕
Ya best be. Ya best be scared.
最好是 你最好害怕
Is she drunk?
她喝醉了吗
Yeah. On four glasses of Chardonnay
没错 四杯霞多丽
and two pots of coffee.
外加两壶咖啡
And I'm drunk on rage!
而我是因暴怒而醉
Knock-knock, boys. Open your brain doors.
敲敲门 先生们 打开你们的大脑之门
Sit down, Cece. Okay.
坐下 希希 好的
Look, I've let this slide too much in my life,
我这辈子已经忍♥耐这种事太多次了
but no more.
但到此为止
You may not want me in this meeting, but I belong here.
你们也许不想要我参加会议 但我属于这里
Yeah, II'm not sure you do. Too late, Russell.
这我看未必 太迟了 拉塞尔
I'm bustin' in. ♪ Work hard ♪
我要强行加入 ♪ 努力工作 ♪
♪ Play hard, work hard ♪ Can't keep a good woman down.
♪ 放肆玩耍 努力工作 ♪ 好女人不会被压制
♪ Play hard, work hard ♪
♪ 放肆玩耍 努力工作 ♪
Cece, sit. Okay.
希希 坐下 好的
You think just 'cause I'm a woman,
你觉得就因为我是女人
I can't bring anything to the table? Well, try me.
我就无法带来好建议吗 走着瞧
'Cause I'm pullin' up a chair,
因为我要搬凳子过来
and I'm gettin' in the game.
参与到游戏中
Okay. Guys, this is Jessica Day.
好吧 各位 这位是杰茜卡·戴
Jessica, this is my divorced father support group.
杰茜卡 这是我的离异父亲互助小组
We meet every Tuesday.
我们每周二见面
Oh, that's why you're crying.
所以你在哭
It makes sense now.
这下说得通了
Divorced fathers?
离异父亲
Um, my dad... my dad is a divorced father.
我爸 我爸就是离异父亲
Your kids are gonna turn out fine.
你们的孩子以后不会有问题的
Sort of. There-there might be some rough years.
没太大问题 可能会有几年叛逆期
I like your choice of snacks.
我喜欢你们选的零食
Russell, I know
拉塞尔 我知道
you're probably mad at me for many reasons.
你可能有很多原因生我的气
One you might not know about is that my friend did indeed
一个你可能不知道的是我朋友
get sick in the receptionist's desk drawer.
吐在前台的抽屉里了
I just wanted to say...
我只是想说
No, I wanted to say that this morning I was ready to quit.
不 我想说的是今天早上我已经准备好辞职了
Wait, you're gonna quit?
等等 你要辞职
But I decided not to, because I know
但我决定不走了 因为我知道
I can really make a difference for these schools
如果你愿意的话 我能给那些学校
if you will let me.
带来真正的改变
I know I was wrong about the meeting,
我知道关于互助会的事情是我搞错了
but you have to admit,
但你也得承认
you haven't given me any real work to do.
你什么实质性的工作都没让我做
That's true. Why is that?
是的 为什么
Do you not think of me as an equal?
你没有平等地看待我吗
Because if that's the case, that needs to change.
因为如果是那样的话可不行
No, that's not it at all.
不 完全不是那样的
Jess, it's just that you're new here,
杰茜 只是因为你才刚来
and I've got a lot of trust issues.
我疑心很重
Probably from my third wife, Jackie.
可能是因为我的第三任妻子 杰姬
In fact, we were just discussing it in the divorced dad...
事实上 我们刚刚还在讨论 就在离异...
Wait, I thought your fourth wife was named Jackie.
等等 我以为你第四任妻子叫杰姬
I married two women named Jackie.
我娶过两个叫杰姬的
Backtoback? Yeah. They were related.
连着俩 没错 她俩是亲戚
It's complicated. Look, I got to make this right.
说来话长 我会改正的
I hired you because I feel like you're exactly the right person
我雇你是因为我觉得
to get stuff done around here.
你就是能成事的人
So I guess it's time for me to just let go and let you do that.
所以我想我让你放手去干只是时间问题
You won't regret it.
你不会后悔的
All right. Also, while we're here talking,
好的 对了 与此同时
we need some tampons in the bathroom.
厕所需要一些卫生棉条
Are you asleep?
你睡着了吗
No.
没有