杰茜驾到（2011）

So, tell me about the job.
快和我说说那份工作
You know, it's great. It's, um, you know, a big office.
挺好的 办公室很大
Fueling fires. Making a difference.
火上浇油 有所作为
Make that money. I love that.
赚钱啦 棒棒的
Okay.
好吧
Honestly, I'm probably gonna quit after lunch.
说真的 午饭后我就准备辞职了
What? Cool if we call this your treat?
什么 这顿你请怎么样
Right, heroin's in the diaper pal.
没错 海伦在尿布里
baby wipes are in the cabinet.
婴儿湿巾在橱柜里
Oh, man, she's so lucky to have three dads.
她能有三个爸爸可真幸福
Hey, have you seen this?
你看过这个吗
Come on, man. These three goofballs just hid heroin
省省吧 伙计 这三个傻蛋把海♥洛♥因♥
in the baby's diaper disposal.
藏在婴儿的尿布里了
What a ride! Winston, why are you still here?
好险啊 温斯顿 你怎么还在这
To have fun. Why are you here?
好玩啊 你怎么来了
Keep it down. Ruth is napping.
小点儿声 露丝睡着了
In my bed? You put that kid to sleep in...
在我床上 你让孩子在我床上睡觉...
Yes, and I changed the sheets.
是的 我换过床单了
It's very clear to me what side of the bed you sleep on.
我非常清楚你睡床的哪一边
Busted. Ruth hasn't slept in 24 hours,
失败了 露丝整整24小时没睡觉了
so I drove her around in my car. She told me she had to pee,
我开车带她转悠 她说她要尿尿
so I brought her here.
我就带她来这了
She nodded off on the toilet.
她在马桶上就睡着了
It was very cute.
可爱极了
Honestly, it reminded me of you.
说真的 那让我想到了你
That's great... I took 70 pictures.
很好 我拍了七十张照片
But that's... Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
但是那也... 稍等 稍等
Are you guys seeing this?
你们看出来了吗
I just thought of it just now.
我这才想到
Three Men and a Little Lady. One, two, three.
三个奶爸一个娃 一 二 三
We should do this movie with Ruth.
我们可以和露丝一起做这个电影
Winston, you cannot do a movie.
温斯顿 你不能"做"一部电影
What is that Gu-Guttenberg painting on the walls?
这墙上那古-古根伯格的画像是怎么回事
Words sound weird to me when I'm this tired.
我累的时候听单词会觉得怪怪的
That ever happen to you? Like, Gu-Guttenberg.
你也会这样吗 比如 古-古根伯格
Gu...
古...
Gu... Gu...
古... 古...
Enough, guys! Gu'enberg.
够了 伙计们 古恩贝格
Merle hated my last draft. He said Pepperwood is over.
莫尔不喜欢我上个作品 他说《加州桂》终结了
What? I'll kill him.
什么 我要杀了他
He wants me to pitch new ideas by tomorrow.
他要我在明天之前提出新想法
You can't tell ideas to a dead man.
你没法跟一个死人聊你的想法
Winston, stop! Nobody's killing anybody.
温斯顿 停下 不许杀人
Okay. But the truth is, I do have something new.
好的 但是实际上 我有些新点子
And I'd like to pitch it to you guys.
我想和你们说说
He's tough. Okay.
他很强大 好的
He's controversial.
他有争议性
He's pro-choice.
他是选择派
He's Senator Porcupine.
他是参议员波库派恩
Pass. Pa-Pass in the room.
同意 全部通过
Uh, question for the author. No, thank you.
问作者个问题 不行 谢谢
Senator Porcupine-- how does he put on a tie?
参议员波库派恩 他怎么系领带的
Good question.
好问题
Oh, geez.
上帝啊
I don't know. With-with his mouth?
我不知道 用...用嘴巴吗
That's what I'm saying-- I don't have the answer.
我就是这个意思 我不知道答案
I mean, Pepperwood was all that I had. Now I've got nothing.
《加州桂》就是我的一切 现在我一无所有了
I feel like I'm, like, a wood-maker
感觉我像一个木匠
who can't make any, um...
却无法创造任何
Wood. Wood.
木工 木工
Wood! See, I don't have anything!
木工 看 我大脑一片空白
I knew it! I got nothing!
我就知道 我什么也没有
I'm awake!
我醒了
Hey, I think Ruth is awake.
我觉得露丝醒来了
You think, Winston?
你觉得 温斯顿
Wait, so, you're saying
等下 你是说
that you're doing Russell's busywork?
你在给拉塞尔打杂
That you, Jessica Day, former principal
你 杰茜卡·戴 一所学校的
of an entire school, is doing his busywork?
上一任校长 在给他打杂
Nah, girl. Nah, hold up. One sec.
不 姑娘 冷静 稍等
How's that wine and coffee combination treating you?
酒和咖啡混合物喝起来怎么样
My heart is beating really fast,
我的心脏跳得超快
but time is moving really slow,
但是时间过得很慢
So it all kind of evens out.
恰好平衡了
Wait, why are you quitting?
等等 你为什么要辞职
He has a couple guys he trusts,
他有几个信任的人
and I just get left out of all the major decisions.
只是所有的重大决定都将我排除在外
Typical. Heads up,
很典型 注意哦
you're putting sugar in your wine.
你把糖放进酒里了
I made a boo-boo.
小失误
Let's just...
我们就...
No, I made a yum-yum.
不 好喝哟
You know what the craziest thing is? Tell me.
你知道最疯狂的事情吗 说说
Every Tuesday, he has these lunch meetings
每周四 他都会和办公室的几个人
with a couple of guys from the office,
共同吃午餐
and he's never once invited me. Babe.
却从来没邀请过我 宝贝
Yes, babe. Every woman has a "Tuesday meeting"
听着呢 宝贝 每个女人都有一个没被邀请的
they haven't been invited to.
"周二午餐会"
How many times in your life
在你的人生中
have you been excluded
有多少次
from something important or talked over
因为你是屋里唯一的女性
or ignored because you're the only woman in the room?
而被排除在重要的事情之外 或是被说服 被忽略
It was different
我自己
when I was running my own company,
经营公♥司♥时不是这样的
but ever since we joined with GKM,
但是自从我们加入了GKM
I've had to start dealing with this male-pattern dumbness.
我就不得不开始面对这种男性模式下的沉默
What is that? It's a breast pump, Ken.
那是什么 吸奶器 肯
I said I needed time to pump, and you refused
我说我需要时间吸奶 但是你拒绝
to change the meeting, so here we are.
更改会议 所以就这样把
Now, for the jeans campaign.
现在 为了牛仔裤广♥告♥
Which one of these guys says,
这些家伙里谁在说
"I'm having fun in Toronto"?
"我在多伦多玩得很开心"
So, for half an hour,
就那样 半个小时
they had to sit there
他们不得不坐在那里
and watch me get milked like a freaking cow.
看我像一头发疯的奶牛一样吸奶
Oh, yeah, your nipples looked like pizza bagels
是的 你的乳♥头♥在那东西里看起来就像
in that thing. Yeah, they do.
披萨百吉饼 是的
You know what? This is not the first time
知道吗 这不是我第一次
I've been left out of a Tuesday meeting.
被排除在周二午餐会之外了
Remember my first job in administration?
记得我在行政部门的第一份工作吗
The budget's still too high.
预算还是太高了
You know, I think it might be the number of field trips
我觉得问题可能在于我们要进行
we've been going on?
实地考察的次数太多了
What about the number of field trips?
会不会是实地考察的次数问题
Yes, exactly.
没错
Great idea. I literally just said that.
好主意 这可是我刚说的
I think we're gonna need
我觉得我们得
to take it out of the transportation budget.
把它从交通预算中剔除
Here's a crazy idea.
我有个好想法
What if we take it out of the transportation budget?
要是把它从交通预算中剔除呢
Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben,
本 本 本...
Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben!
本 本 本...
I've been left out of Tuesday meetings
我从一开始
as long as I can remember. Yes.
被排除在周二午餐会之外了 没错
Exactly. The system is broke,
没错 整个体制都崩坏了
and I can't feel my face.
我现在已经做不了表情了
Is that a good thing? I don't know.
这是好事吗 我不知道
Oh, that belongs in the fire.
这就该烧掉
Oh, hey, guys.
伙计们
What do you got here, buddy? A little room fire?
你在弄什么呢 一小炉火