大城小妞（2014）

Broad City S01E10

Part 4 Oct. 14, 2020, 10:03 a.m.

Yes. We let it go for too long.
是的我们遗忘太久了
I don't want to wait till we're dead to actually get to it.
我不想等我们死了才开始完成
I have them, I'll pull them up.
我有我翻出来
There's a lot on here. I think we need to make some edits.
有好多我们得编辑一下
Why? What's on there?
为什么写了些什么
Okay, mine - own an elliptical.
我的拥有一台踏步机
Go to a pug farm.
去一个哈巴狗农场
I just want to, like, lay with, like, a lot of pugs. You know?
我只想和很多哈巴狗躺在一起
Do heroin under the aurora borealis.
在北极光下嗑海♥洛♥因♥
Okay, so none of those can go. Good luck editing.
这些都不可行祝你编辑顺利
What are some of mine? Okay.
我的呢我看看
Make your own Passover Seder.
办自己的逾越节家宴
To be able to squirt.
掌握潮♥吹♥
Hello. Okay.
当然了好的
To be held in Abbi's arms. You did that tonight.
被艾比抱着今晚就做了
You carried me.
你把我抱了起来
Yeah. Guess I'm pretty strong. Who knew?
嗯看来我很强壮谁能想到
Mr. Rosenberg?
罗森博格先生
Mr. Rosenberg. He's not breathing.
罗森博格先生他没呼吸了
Blue team to the ER.
抢救小组到急诊室
Draw four units of ACE inhibitors.
取4个单位的血管收缩转化酶抑制剂
Blood pressure dropping. 60 over 30.
血压在下降高压60 低压30
One milligram of epinephrine in.
注射了一毫克肾上腺素
Get the pads.
电击板拿过来
Paddles charging, clear.
充电安全
Patient not responsive.
病人没有反应
Clear!
安全
Time of death, 2:47 AM.
死亡时间凌晨2:47
You know what another one of mine is?
知道我还有一个遗愿是什么吗
To be an Asian girl.
成为亚洲女生
To be one?
成为
I mean, if technology ever allows for it,
如果科技允许
I'd actually love a crack at every race.
我想每个人种都体验一次
All right, I'll add it to the list.
我添加进清单
I'm just gonna say it.
我要说出来
First night of my 26th year--
26岁的第一个晚上
pee out a condom, go to the hospital.
尿出了一个套套进了医院
I think that that means that this year is just gonna be really--
这意味着今年将会很
Fun and cool and fresh?
有趣酷毙新鲜
Well, I was gonna say awesome, but yeah.
我是想说很棒
Okay, it will be, except
会的只是
I will be imposing the strictest condom policies.
我将实行最严格的套子政策
From now on, you will be sending me a picture
从现在起每一个你即将
of every dick that you are about to... host
招待的丁丁你都得给我发一张
wearing a condom.
它戴套的照片
Deal? No deal.
成交吗不成交
Oh, my God.
天啊
Do you know who's at the top of my mom's gross sex list?
你知道谁排在我妈最恶心炮♥友♥名单的第一吗
Howie Mandel.
霍伊·曼德尔
Wait, your mom has a gross sex list?
什么你妈有恶心炮♥友♥名单
Yeah, my whole family does.
嗯我全家都有
We play this game, it is hysterical.
我们玩这个游戏超级搞笑
Who is the grossest person
谁是你仍然想
you still kind of want to have sex with?
发♥生♥关♥系♥的最恶心人士
Oh, okay, well, mine would--
这个我的会是
Mine would obviously It just, um, it can't be a cartoon.
我的显然是不能是卡♥通♥人物
Okay. Well...
好
Okay...
想到了
Mmm... O.J.
OJ[OJ·辛普森]
Yeah, yeah.
对对
Definitely O.J.
绝对是OJ
Oh, my God!
我的天
Dude, in his day, he was a solid man.
在他那个年代他算是极品了
Like, he was a 10. Oh, he was gorgeous.
他10分他帅哭
He was a 10. No, no, no.
他是10分不不不
He was on the cover of magazines and stuff.
他上了很多杂♥志♥封面
I'm just, like, floored by what a good answer that is
我只是被你的绝妙答案震惊了
and you've never played this before.
而你还从没玩过这个游戏
I have never even thought of a murderer.
我从没考虑过杀人犯
Okay, how about you?
好吧你呢
Okay, my last one was, uh, David Blaine.
我上次说的是大卫·布莱恩
David Blaine?!
大卫·布莱恩
That's so gross, but I feel like
恶心但我觉得
he cuts off his breathing so much
他经常中断呼吸
he's gotta be uninhibited.
他肯定很奔放
He would let me do anything.
会允许我做任何事
Yeah, he would, like, pull out a tooth or something.
他会拔牙之类的
Anything you want to do to David Blaine he'll let you do.
你想对大卫·布莱恩做什么他都会允许
I'd, like, penetrate him.
我想插他
But my newest one is, um, the Six Flags guy.
但我最新一个是那个六旗大冒险乐园男
He's like Right off the bus?
他刚下车那个吗
Yeah, he's like...
嗯他
No way, he's like...
不他这样
Oh, my God, I can't believe you can do that in heels.
天你竟然可以穿着高跟做这个
But, like, a lot faster.
他比我快多了
He does that with his arms.
他用手臂做
He's, like, so rubbery.
他很有弹性
Hold up, though, dude.
等等
We've got to go back to O.J.
我们得继续讲OJ