波士顿法律（2004）

Boston Legal S05E10

Part 3 Nov. 12, 2020, 11:10 a.m.

here, give me your coats.
这里我来拿着
Here. Let me take those.
我们迟了吗?
Hey, are we late?
- 时间赶的刚刚好
- 感恩节快乐
- No, you're just perfectly on time.
- Happy thanksgiving.
谢谢 Alan
Thank you so much, alan.
Edwin 他们怎么让你出来了?
Oh, edwin. Wh did they let you out?
他们没有
They didn'T.
- 那我们恩去餐桌吧?
- 现在吗?
- Uh, well, shall we, um, go to the table?
- Already?
- 发生了什么...
- 我们刚到
- What happened...
- we just got here.
话家常闲聊在没人注意的时候
对火鸡动手动脚?
To small talk and mingling and picking
at the turkey when nobody's looking?
安静点 Turnip
just be quiet, turnip.
我不觉得我熬不过去了
I don't think I can get through this.
你行的
You will get through this.
时间到
time-out.
食物刚出炉桌子也摆好了所以--
the--the food is hot, and,
um, the table is set, so--
感谢GPS
thank god for gps.
这是第一个我想感谢的东西
That's the first thing
I'm gonna be thankful for.
- 你怎么样 Jerry?
- 你邀请他了?
- Hey, how you doing, jerry?
- You invited him?
看来你已经吃过了
Looks like you've eaten already.
您肯定是Shirley Schmidt
我google了一下你哈哈
是的我是这样做的
you must be shirley schmidt. I
googled you, good, that's what I did.
你得更新一下你的头像了
You need to update your headshot.
- 那个小个子是谁?
- Edwin poole.
- Who's the little guy?
- Edwin poole.
Melvin Palmer 你好啊小伙子?
Melvin palmer. How are we doing, sport?
别碰我
Don't touch me.
嘿我还没得到一个拥抱
就是我没得到的
Hey, I didn't get my hug
yet, that's what I didn't get.
从你开始 Al 来这里伙计
I'll start with you, al, you
big hoot. Come here! Oh, man!
这真像以前的家庭聚会
就应该这样
This is like old home week,
that's what this is like.
来这里Denny
Get in here, denny.
谢谢你 Denny
Thanks, denny.
行了看看这可能是件好事不管他是谁
all right, now look, it's probably
a good thing, whoever that person is.
怎么会是件好事?
Why is it a good thing?
他有点像破冰者哦
He seems like a bit of an ice breaker.
破冰者? 那个人可以拯救泰坦尼克了
Ice breaker? The man
could've saved the "titanic."
见鬼这个人是谁?
Who the hell is that guy?
听着你说你喜欢小骚动小混乱
listen, you said you like
a little noise and chaos.
看来他对这有贡献
Seems he'll be able
to contribute to that.
这真是场灾难
Oh, this is gonna be such a disaster.
这不会是场灾难
It's not going to be a disaster.
好了我现在要出去了
我会把大家都找齐了
All right, look, I'm gonna go
out there, I'll get everybody,
我会把他们都安顿好然后你呢
就花几分钟冷静一下
I'll get them to the table you
take a second to collect yourself,
然后出来怎么样?
then come in, all right?
会很好会是很美好的一天
It's gonna be great. It's
gonna be a splendid day.
- 好的
- 好主意喝吧
- okay.
- Good idea. Let's drink.
哦 D-Denny 我只想说能在这里看到
大家真的是件很开心
Uh, d-denny, I just wanted to say how
nice it is to have all of you here.
食物看上去是相当的不错啊
The food looks positively delicious.
我不知道从哪里开始
I don't know where to start.
我们可以从沉默开始 Melvin
一个小时怎么样
Well, you can start with a moment
of silence, melvin, or maybe an hour.
你就是个双重傻帽
double hoot, that's what you are.
- 我现在是个双重傻帽
- 或者我们应该祷告一下
- I'm a double hoot now.
- Perhaps we should pray.
- 对的为了世界和平
- 从祈祷词开始
- Yeah, maybe for peace.
- Or start with grace.
- 有人自告奋勇么不然我
- 我来说吧
- Any volunteers, or
shall I-- - I'll say grace.
好的
Okay.
亲爱的上帝--
Dear
god--
- 不不不
- 我觉得祈祷词是个坏点子
- no, no, no,
- Oh, I think grace was a bad idea.
- 我们可以跳过祈祷词
- 你都不相信上帝你怎么能--
- Maybe we should skip grace. - You
don't even believe in god. How can you a--
- 我信的
- 基♥督♥教上帝?
- I do, too.
- A christian god?
- 有关系吗这?
- 好吧对我来说有关系
- Does it matter?
- Well, it does to me.
我不能让你向穆♥斯♥林♥阿♥拉♥祈祷
这时候不行--
I'm not gonna let you pray
to a muslim god, not while I--
为什么他不是基♥督♥教就是穆♥斯♥林♥?
why does he have to be
either christian or muslim?
他可以是个德克萨斯人他可以
He could be texan,
that's what he could be.
如果他选择好而不选择坏那就是基♥督♥徒
Well, I-I-if he chooses good
over evil, he's christian.
他为什么不能是犹太人?
Why couldn't he be jewish?
你是不是脑子进水了?
are you nuts?
我不感谢犹太上帝也不感谢穆♥斯♥林♥的真♥主♥
I am not giving thanks to
a jewish god, a muslim god.
可能是印度教因为之后他喜欢羊了
Hindu maybe, 'cause then he loves sheep.
- 犹太仇恨者
- 什么?
- jew hater.
- What?
- Edwin, edwin--
- 犹太仇恨.
- Edwin, edwin--
- jew hater.
行了行了跳过祈祷词直接吃吧
enough, enough. Let's
skip grace and let's eat.
如果不是太麻烦我想吃一顿和平的
感恩节晚餐
And if it's not too much trouble, I'd like to
have a nice thanksgiving dinner with no fights.
我们可以吗?
Can we do that, please?
我是相当的饿哦
I'm positively famished.
谢谢
Thank you.
所以 Turnip
告诉我小黑孩都喜欢吃什么
So, turnip, tell me, what do
little black kids like to eat?
-看在上帝份上求你了 Denny.
- 黑小孩吃什么?
- oh, for god sake, denny.
- What do black kids like to eat?
好吧我想知道
Well, I want to know.
- 那这个怎么样 "嘿 Turnip 你喜欢吃什么?"
- 韩国人喜欢韩国菜希腊人喜欢希腊菜
- Well, how about, "hey, turnip, what sort of food do you like?"
- Koreans li korean food. Greeks like greek food.
一群激愤的人
Feisty bunch.
- 种族主义者?
- 是的种族主义者这是节日 ok？
- Racist?
- Yes, racist. This is a holiday.
拜托我们不要把公♥司♥的种族偏见
带到饭桌上
Please, let's not extend the systemic
racism of the firm to the dining room table.
什么公♥司♥的种族习惯?
What systemic racism of the firm?
行了 Shirley
oh, come on, shirley.
我想听听
No, I'd like to hear this.
好好看看这张桌子还有我们的办公室
Well, look around the
table or the office.
有看到黑人律师么?
You see any black attorneys?
- 这不代表我们种族主义
- 是啊
- It doesn't mean we're racist.
- Right.
你就从没想过是黑人律师
不愿意和我们共事
Did you ever think for one second that maybe
black attorneys don't want to work with us,
或者他们想和自己人呆着?
maybe they want to be with their own?
Denny 别帮我
Denny, don't help me, please.
- 能把那个……递给我么
- 不能
- Could you please
pass the-- - no!
我们刚有了个黑人总统您还认为