波士顿法律（2004）
Boston Legal
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波士顿法律（2004）
Boston Legal S05E03
Part 1
Nov. 12, 2020, 11:08 a.m.
波士顿法律 前情提要
previously on "boston legal"...
我看过一个性治疗师
I was referred toa sex
therapist,a surrogate.
- 你可以去看看
- 我已经不干了
- I'd like you to meet with her.
- I'm retired.
我结婚了
我丈夫不能接受我的工作
I've remarried,and my husband has probleMs
with his wifebeing a sexual surrogate.
我感兴趣的不是你的名字
I-I'm sure you have a name,but
I'm not much interested.
你吓到我了
You scare me.
- 看到我发抖了吗
- 把衣服脱了 我让你抖个够
- See me shudder?
- Take your clothes off.I'll make you shudder.
你能让我挤进去吗
Do you think you
couldmaybe squeeze me in?
很抱歉 你不能做合伙人
I'm very sorry,but you
won'be making partner.
Jerry Espenson有资格做合伙人
Jerry espenson deservesto
be made a partner.
他没带来多少生意 Alan
He's not a rainmaker,alan.
他烂透了 还很奇怪
He's toast,weird toast.
给你讲个故事 你绝对没听过
T me tell you something,and
you heard it here first.
好的
Okay.
奥巴马不受女性支持
与希拉里的支持者没什么关系
Obama's trouble with women has nothing
to dowith the hillary supporters,
支持希拉里的大都是拉拉
这句你可以讲给别人听
most of whom are lesbians,by the
way,and you can quote me on that.
我想我不会
I think I won'T.
都因为克♥林♥顿♥
It comes from bill.
- 克♥林♥顿♥
- 他有过很多女人
- Bill?
- See,he's been witha lot of women.
她们嘴里都有克♥林♥顿♥臭味
Left most of them with a
bad taste in their mouth.
Jerry 我们竟然一起喝酒
so,uh,jerry,you and
I are having a drink.
你想干嘛
我一直觉得你是个怪胎
What's the deal?'Cause
I think you're weird.
好吧
Okay.
我今秋要申请合伙人 Crane先生
I come up for partnerthis
fall,MR. Crane.
叫我Denny 哦还是别了
Call me denny.No,don'T.
当我申请时 希望你全力支持
And when I do...I
expect your full support.
我♥干♥嘛找怪胎做合伙人
Why would I wanta
weird guy for a partner?
这是我应得的
Because I've earned it.
只有你支持 我才能成功
And to get it,I'm going
to need your support.
问个问题 你真想做合伙人?
Here's my question to
you--do you really want it?
是的 当然
Yes,I do.
律师行的合伙人
可没表面那么风光
Cause being a partnerin a law firm
isn't allit's cracked up to be.
但挣得多 对吧
But the money's good,right?
你是谁
Who are you?
小区安全监督里有我的角色
Oh,I'm part ofthe
neighborhood crime watch.
你来监督 我来犯案
The way this works is,you
watch,I commit the crime.
- 哦 天哪 - 等等...
- 别...
- Oh,my god.-
Now-- nah,no,no.
别张嘴
There's no talking.
赶快给我钱包和手表
You just give meyour
watch and wallet now.
我有个疑问
你是黑鬼
Here's my problem--
you're black.
哦 Crane先生
Oh,MR.Crane!
- 说什么
- 我是Denny Crane
- What?
- I'm denny crane.
我是大人物
I'm a big shot.
我也是
So am I.
若你杀了我 报纸标题会是
"黑人枪杀白人♥大♥亨"
If you kill me,the headline's gonna
be,"black guykills white big shot,"
那绝非我们想要
我们正要选个黑人当总统呢
and that'sthe last thing we need when we're
trying to elect an african-american as president.
- 亲娘啊
- 你是想吃枪子儿吧
- Dear god.
- How about if I just blowyour brains out right now?
那对我没用
That doesn't work for me.
- 你呢
- Denny 别这样
- Work for you?
- Denny,please.
别...好吧...
Hey... all right,all right,all right.
好吧
all right.
手表
Watch.
钱包
Wallet.
手♥枪♥
膝盖 右脚
Gun.Knee.Right foot.
左脚
Left foot.
有枪真好 是吧Jerry
Thank god for guns,huh,jerry?
美国真好
Only in america... sweet
land of liberty valance.
你还好吧
are you all right?
当然很好 非常好
我怎么会不好
Well,of course I'm all--why
wouldn't I be all right?
- 只不过打劫未遂罢了 我又没
- 你一定得开枪吗
- It was just an attempted mugging and
no-- and you absolutelyhad to shoot him.
我经常射人的
I shoot people all the time.
有必要打三枪吗
You had to shoot himthree times.
- 可以这么说
- 双脚都射
- Uh,if you say so.
- In both feet.
Crane先生
MR. Crane?
我昨晚录过口供了
I told you everything last night.
没错 感谢你的合作
Yes,and we appreciate that,sir.
但这不是我们来的目的
But unfortunately,we haven'ten
sent to get your statement.
那是什么 要签名吗
What is it then,autograph?
不是 先生
No,sir.
很抱歉 我们来逮捕你
I apologize,but we're
here to arrest you.
- 逮捕我?
- 到底怎么回事?
- Arrest me?!
- What's going on?
- 要是我能做主 Crane先生就不会
- 什么罪名
- Look,if it was up to me,MR.Crane
here would--what are the charges?
非法持枪
Possession of a concealed firearm.
噢不是吧
Oh,please.
开玩笑呢 他是被抢劫的
You can't be serious.This
man was mugged.
我明白
I realize that.
我也明白他的枪
抓住了我们一直在找的人
I also realizethat his having a gun
helped us catch a guywe been lookin' for,
但法律就是法律
而Crane先生犯法了
but the law is the
law,and MR.Crane broke it.
请把双手放在背后 先生
Please place your
handsbehind your back,sir.
真难以置信
This is unbelievable.
你有权保持沉默
You have the right to remain silent.
我知道我的权利
告诉你 我从来不沉默
I know my rights,and let me
tell you,I'm never silent.
我浑身上下都不安静
Everything about me makes noise.
事完之后要还给我哦
I want those backwhen we're done.
十点半开始传讯
The arraignment is at 10:30.
我这就去
I'm on my way.
他不想你去 Alan
Uh,he doesn't want you,alan.
- 什么
- 他觉得你太反对枪♥支♥
- Excuse me?- He thinks
you're too anti-gun.
他说想要谁去了吗
Did he say who he did want?
安吉丽娜朱莉 但不太可能
Angelina jolie,but that's
not going to happen.
Carl 你能去吗?
Carl,do you think you could go?
我?
Me?
我也不支持枪♥支♥
I'm not pro-gun.
帮帮忙
Please.
Alan
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