哈哈大校（2013）

I'm talking about him being...
我指的是他的...
Miss, please don't attack an unfortunate boy like myself.
老师 求你不要辱骂像我这样不幸的孩子
Dean! In the house of our Lord and Saviour.
迪恩 尤其是在这上帝和救世主的殿堂里
Oh, for God's sake! Have you quite finished?
上帝啊 你闹完了没有
Yeah.
嗯
You sure? Yeah.
你确定吗 嗯
Just so you know, though, he was actually being...
我想说一下 他刚刚其实...
I don't want to hear it.
我不想听
If you hadn't noticed, this is a funeral.
不知道你是否注意到没有 这可是葬礼现场
I had noticed.
我注意到了
Coffin, flowers, bit of a giveaway.
棺材 鲜花 已经透露不少信息了
There's no need to answer back.
你没必要回答我那个问题的
No, there's no need to answer back. So, mm.
是啊 没必要回答 所以...
Do you want me to send you out? Nope.
你想让我把你赶出去吗 不想
You sure? Yep.
你确定吗 嗯
So, not another word out of you.
那么请你一个字都不要再说了
Not a problem.
没问题
Now, before we commit...
在我们进行...
Just so you know, he was actually being... Get out.
我想说他刚刚真的... 滚出去
What?! Get out.
什么 滚出去
You are joking? I'm not joking. Get out.
你在开玩笑吗 我没有开玩笑 滚出去
I don't even care.
我才不在乎呢
I don't care.
我不在乎
Yeah, I don't care.
没错 我不在乎
Can I just stand here? All the way out.
我可以站在这里吗 滚出门外去
It's a rubbish church!
真是个烂教堂
Now, before we commit John Hubble's body to the ground,
在让约翰·哈伯的遗体入土为安之前
let us remember him with his favourite piece of music
我们用他最爱的一首歌♥来怀念一下他
sung by his beloved lab technician Jo.
也就是他最爱的实验室助手乔演唱的一首歌♥
Ready, Jo?
准备好了吗 乔
**Ave Maria*
*万福玛利亚
**Gratia plena*
*你充满圣宠
**Maria Gratia plena*
*玛利亚 你充满圣宠
**Maria Gratia plena*
*玛利亚 你充满圣宠
**Ave*
*万福
**Ave dominus*
*万福的主
**Dominus tecum. *
*主与你同在
For me, the most moving part
对我而言 最感人的部分
was Jo singing Ave Maria.
就是乔演唱《万福玛利亚》的时候
I think you'd left by then.
我觉得你那时候好像已经走了
You haven't really come here
你跑到我这里来
to talk about Mr Hubble's funeral, have you?
不是要谈哈伯老师葬礼的事吧
Yes, yes, I...I have.
是啊 是啊 就是的
Well, thank you very much, Mr Church.
谢谢了 查奇老师
It's been wonderful talking to you.
很高兴和你说话
Goodbye.
再见
Oh, there was just one other thing. Here we go.
其实还有件事 又来了
It's about the now sadly vacant position of Head of Science.
令人悲伤的是 现在科学组正组长的位置空着
This is getting really tiresome.
你这样真的令人很厌烦
Why does it matter so much to you, Mr Church?
为什么这事对你那么重要呢 查奇老师
I just feel if I was made head of department,
我觉得如果我能成为科学组正组长
I could really inspire the next generation of chemists,
我绝对可以为祖国培养出下一代化学健将
plus you get to sit at a special table at lunch.
并且 你在午餐时可以有一张特♥供♥餐桌
Well, you'll be glad to hear
那你听到接下来这消息一定高兴
I'll be making an announcement at this morning's assembly.
我会在今早全校大会的时候宣布人选的
It's wrong to ask who's got the top job,
现在打听谁得到了那个职位是不对的
but should I prepare a speech, or...?
但我该准备一篇演讲吗
All will be clear in assembly, Mr Church.
一切都会在大会上说清楚的 查奇老师
Obviously I won't be making
我以后显然不会再
any more insinuations about the espresso machine.
含沙射影地说你这台咖啡机来路不正了
Well, why would you? Exactly.
你为什么要那样啊 就是啊
Quick yes or no? No.
快速回答到底是不是 不是
Sorry. Is that a no? Or a no to the "Yes or no"?
不好意思 你是说不行 还是说不是
Yes.
是
Right. Is that a yes? Or a yes, the no to the "Yes or no"?
好吧 你是说"对的" 还是说"是"
Sorry, can we just go back to the beginning?
不好意思 我们能从头来过吗
It would just be helpful...
如果你能...
And if anyone has any concerns, anything at all,
如果大家有什么担忧 有任何问题
don't bring them to me.
别来跟我说
Well, I hope you get it. Get what?
我希望你能得到 得到什么
Head of Science.
科学组正组长啊
I hadn't really been thinking about it.
我还没想过这事呢
And after much consideration,
在经过慎重的考虑之后
I can announce that the new Head of Science is Mr Church.
我现在宣布 科学组正组长的当选者是查奇老师
Thank you, Headmistress!
谢谢校长
Thank you, everybody.
谢谢大家
Just like to, er...say a few words.
我来 说几句话吧
There isn't time, Mr Church.
没时间了 查奇老师
And as of Monday, to save money,
为了节约资金 周一的时候
we're having a complete staff restructure
我们将进行一次彻底的教职员重组
and I'm scrapping all heads of department.
所有部门的组长都将被撤销
That'll be all.
就这样
Nice one, Churchy.
真不错 奇奇
Head of Science for one whole day.
就当一天的科学组正组长
You're forgetting it's the weekend tomorrow,
你忘了明天开始就是周末了吧
so it's actually three days.
所以其实总共是3天
School ain't open at the weekend.
学校周末不上课
Yeah, it's still three days off. 72 hours.
但那也算是3天 或者说72小时
I've had dumps last longer than that.
我拉的屎都比这长
I'm sorry, Keith.
我很遗憾 凯斯
It's fine, Sarah. It's really fine.
没关系的 莎拉 真的没什么
Don't let it get you down.
别被这事打击到哦
I won't.
我不会的
I was wondering if, er...
我想知道
the new Head of Science would care to join a lowly French teacher
科学组新任组长不知道想不想和
for a celebratory lunch in the school's canteen today?
卑微的法语老师一起在学校食堂吃个欢庆午餐呢
He would absolutely love to.
他当然非常乐意了
Great, I'll see you at one.
很好 那我们1点见了
Actually, I should really sit at the special table
其实 我应该和其他部门的组长
with the other heads of department.
一起坐在特殊餐桌上
Have you been sleeping in my classroom?
你一直在我的教室里睡觉吗
Like a dirty vagrant?
像个肮脏的流浪汉
All Gareth needs is a place to sleep.
加瑞斯需要的只不过是个睡觉的地方
This is my bedroom, or, as I call it, Shag Central.
这是我的卧室 我称之为"打炮中心"
So lovely you're staying with us.
你能跟我们住一起可真好
You know, Trevor never introduces me to any of his friends.
特雷弗从未介绍过我认识他的任何朋友
Don't worry, Trevor.
别担心 特雷弗
I'm not going to go into all the ins and outs
我是不会把我和你妈之间
of what I got up to with your mother.
那些"进进出出"的事告诉大家的
That's my mum you're talking about.
你这可是在说我妈啊
She only ever done it once and that was to have me.
她只干过一次那事 结果就是生下了我
Thank you for letting me share your classroom.
谢谢你让我跟你共享一个教室
Yes, but just into a classroom.
是的 不过就是共用一个教室而已
No idea, Headmistress! He is unbelievably selfish...
真的 校长 他实在太自私了
Shut up! Why don't the two of you
闭嘴 你们两个不如趁着怒火
just go off and have some angry sex?
打个快炮平息一下吧
I was thinking I could just change classrooms.
我只是想换个教室而已
We should consider all the options.
我们也该考虑下所有解决办法嘛